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[–]Troll_In_The_Dungeon 10 points11 points ago

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I feel someone needs to blank the second screen and have the doctor saying "I see you have access to the internet"

[–]RYN3O 0 points1 point ago

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But then they'd have porn...

[–]JamesR4494 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Troll_In_The_Dungeon 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for you good sir

[–]brucemanhero 6 points7 points ago

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Who else clicked on this expecting a Doctor Who reference?

[–]knylok 3 points4 points ago

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Was expecting the Sad Tennant in the Rain gif.

[–]wolf93 1 point2 points ago

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repost....

[–]rockeh 0 points1 point ago

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It's been so long since I've had sex, I don't even have spermatozoids anymore. I have spermatosaurs.

[–]otakucode 0 points1 point ago

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Upright Citizens Brigade Community Task Order: Print stacks of this comic. Distribute them inside and around elementary schools.

Sit back and watch the chaos as young boys and girls are convinced that sperm can grow into frogs for YEARS. Many girls (and probably pre-ejaculatory boys) took the usual depictions of sperm to mean that sperm were about the size of a tadpole, making ejaculation a horrific thing to contemplate. If you don't just show kids actual photographs and videos of things, you can expect their imaginations to run WILD. Line drawings of anatomical shit are useless.

[–]geniustai 0 points1 point ago

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During the conception process, the chicken will eat the frog.

[–]UndeadMantis 0 points1 point ago

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You realize this also means he hasn't masturbated this whole time, either?

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[–]amazingmaximo -1 points0 points ago

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well don't leave us hanging, what was four years ago?

[–]NuclearWookie -1 points0 points ago

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I think that was reposted for the 399th time yesterday. Congratulations, you're the 400th reposter! Your prize is a downvote and a punch to the face should I ever meet you in real life.

[–]Torisen -1 points0 points ago

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Sperm count down, sperm size up. We think they're eating each other.

-Oglaf.com-

[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS -1 points0 points ago

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technically the comic is false....the frogs would be in a sock under the bed....

[–]villaed -2 points-1 points ago

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This made my balls tingle.

[–]claudesoph -3 points-2 points ago

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gross