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[–]biggus_doggus 25 points26 points ago

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It's Moses' expression that does it for me!

[–]jimichanga 2 points3 points ago

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But he broke the fourth wall!

[–]terdmaster57 5 points6 points ago

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that one is as old as Moses

[–]F4il3d 11 points12 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Kinda old, but always cracks me up when I see it 82coms 623pts 3mos funny
Fishing with Moses sucks... 48coms 447pts 5mos pics
FFS MOSES 4coms 31pts 9mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]ecclesiastes1-9 0 points1 point ago

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What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

[–]F4il3d 0 points1 point ago*

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Far be it for me to dispute Salomon's words, but although previous material will undoubtably resurface ( not without the occasional benefit of enlightening the odd redditor who did not see it before), too much of it just serves to clutter the medium. With apologies to Salomon, there are subreddits made specifically to handle re-posts and material like this belong there. That way perusing said subreddits catches up the occasional redditor, without annoying those of us who read this medium religiously.

[–]MichaelFay 11 points12 points ago

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Way better with original words.

[–]MissCharmCity 7 points8 points ago

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"Moe" heh

[–]stay_easy 5 points6 points ago

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Cunt. I love that word, it always has that something a exclamation point just can't punctuate.

[–]cheaprug 2 points3 points ago

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I thought it would be a picture of Moe from the Simpsons

[–]UDNTNOME 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it be Moe the web-comic

[–]tells_shitty_stories 4 points5 points ago

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haha, i know a guy named moses he got suspended for doing a senior prank at school. i don't remember what it was but i bet it was bad. he works at the gas station by my house, i bet he's done some pranks there too.

[–]ekarshi 1 point2 points ago

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I was expecting Moe Szyslak

[–]IncrediblyHungry 1 point2 points ago

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FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: FWD:FWD: Moses, you scoundrel

[–]pugwalker 1 point2 points ago*

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He's not gonna catch anything without bait anyway

[–]greenbowl 4 points5 points ago

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unless it's a functional pokeball.

[–]Teslanaut 2 points3 points ago

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Crap. I read "Moe" as Moé

[–]TheEdes 1 point2 points ago

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Moses is too moe

[–]stuckatworkstill 0 points1 point ago

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well played

[–]jsosnicki -1 points0 points ago

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Don't you mean well prayed?

[–]Itchy_Asshole 2 points3 points ago

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No, Just no.

[–]Dr_Avocado 1 point2 points ago

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No, I don't think he's Asian.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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good luck catching anything with just a hook anyways

[–]madrespect 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like this could me much funnier if it was worded differently, I mean, when do you call a male a cunt?

[–]bootclunk 0 points1 point ago

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the use of 'cunt' is what makes this funny

[–]DrToner21 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–]peon47 0 points1 point ago

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It's funnier when he does it to Jesus, when he's trying to walk across. :D

[–]irishwhiterussian 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking, "You call these bagels?"

[–]Margot23 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know if I want to downvote the repost, or upvote because I've never seen it with "cunt" before.

You got lucky. This time.

[–]stufff 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks grandma. Forward me more.

[–]theLucubrator 0 points1 point ago

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xD xD xD

[–]JViz 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like grandpa is posting his emails to reddit again.

[–]DownvotingRoman_ 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking Moses, always breaking the fourth wall.

[–]Garyuu 0 points1 point ago

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Same old picture, but changed the text. I don't get the point. It's not anymore funny.

[–]Moses007 0 points1 point ago

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bit rude

[–]SilasYEAH 0 points1 point ago

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Am i the only one that thought they were trying to fish up pokemon with their pokeballs?

[–]jackovitz -1 points0 points ago

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This is awesome

[–]jondiced -1 points0 points ago

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Hey, if it said "jerk" instead of "cunt" I could even send it to my folks, who would laugh.

[–]Dwayne_J_Murderden -3 points-2 points ago

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Wouldn't the water that's downriver of the split keep flowing?

[–]Pliskin01 9 points10 points ago

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No, because it's a lake. Notice the ripples coming from Moses' bobber.

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[–]Dwayne_J_Murderden -4 points-3 points ago

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I'm gonna go ahead and say that either you're not a Ph.D. in Geological Physics, or you're a very bad one. The water was already flowing, how does it suddenly stop?

Yes, this is just a comic, and yes, my original comment was just a joke, but you sound like an idiot.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, you sound angry. Are you angry?

[–]LordRusty 2 points3 points ago

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He mad.

[–]RogerMcRogerson -2 points-1 points ago

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Pix or it didn't happen.

[–]TILLIDIE -1 points0 points ago

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I laughed way longer than I should have at this. Haha brilliant

[–]stingraye -1 points0 points ago

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I read that in Louis CK's voice.

[–]treesatemypenis -1 points0 points ago

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REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just letting reddit know i feel annoying today

[–]LNMagic -2 points-1 points ago

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Can I say it now? It looks better with Comic Sans.

[–]MelloDeath -5 points-4 points ago

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I don't get it.

[–]AllGoodUsernames 0 points1 point ago

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Moses from the Bible parted the red sea to escape the egyptions durin the exodus