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[–]mikbe 14 points15 points ago

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"I discovered America before it was cool."
-- Leif Ericson

[–]Dr_Robotnik 6 points7 points ago

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"Hinger dinger durgen"

-Leif Ericson

[–]jackskidney 1 point2 points ago*

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"beep boop boop, it's cancer" -Dr-Robotnik

Punctuation/speeling

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously. I won't even bother reposting these reposts.

[–]Rayala[S] 65 points66 points ago

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Hate all you want, a promise is a promise.

[–]real_nice_guy 22 points23 points ago

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You marvelous bastard.

[–]jackncoke72 12 points13 points ago

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So meta

[–]Rayala[S] 7 points8 points ago

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It had to be done.

[–]odinist 4 points5 points ago

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[–]thehammerofdemacia 0 points1 point ago

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8 months is a long time, think of the children, first time i've seen it! I lol'd also i upvoted the OC.

[–]imightbebaked 0 points1 point ago

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OC was a good show until the last few seasons

[–]Nathan_BS 3 points4 points ago

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I'm surprised you actually remembered this!

That being said, I'm glad to be a part of karma whoring history.

[–]Rayala[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Yay, you saw it! My work here is done.

[–]OMallyRed 6 points7 points ago

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Lol, what a coincidence! I downvoted yours back then as well!

[–]Rayala[S] 7 points8 points ago

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Well, in that case, I'm glad you enjoyed the opportunity to downvote me twice!

[–]Zyphes 1 point2 points ago

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And with that said I removed my downvote and replaced it for a shiny orange upvote.

[–]20_percent_cooler 1 point2 points ago

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That was very loyal of you.

[–]ThePwnStick 1 point2 points ago

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PERFECT

[–]opaeoinadi 1 point2 points ago

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I was going to point that out jokingly, but now I'm even more amused. Jolly good show.

[–]wtfisdisreal 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Rayala[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Best button ever.

[–]dailydoseofdave 6 points7 points ago

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This guy may also have something to say

[–]alirage 8 points9 points ago

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oh, the irony

[–]Srgt_Pepper16 -2 points-1 points ago

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oh, the irony

[–]OMallyRed 2 points3 points ago

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You're right! I think this was actually the first picture that I ever saw on the internet.

[–]Rayala[S] 0 points1 point ago

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My first picture was technically the AoL Dial-up thing. beeeeeeeepkshhhhhhhhhhhh.

[–]jackskidney 2 points3 points ago

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nononoNO! I must never hear that again.

[–]MrAquarius 1 point2 points ago

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This is not necessarily true - this guy was tripping balls so hard he thought he had sailed to Asia. He never claimed to have discovered a new continent - just a new route to Asia. He believed he had hit Asia till the day he died.

P.S. I apologize if I am wrong

[–]Rayala[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Wikipedia seems to imply that he did find out it wasn't asia, but was inconclusive on whether or not he was tripping balls.

[–]FrozenBananaStand 1 point2 points ago

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Just like a reddit repost, the OP got totally screwed.

[–]ErnieDouglas 1 point2 points ago

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Woah crazy thought! It's like the natives are 4chan, Lief Ericson is Reddit, and Chris Colombus is 9gag or whatever!

[–]Nathan_BS 1 point2 points ago*

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I give this four months before I see it on my news feed again.

Only if SOPA doesn't pass, though.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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My username is fucking relevant for once give me your upvotes.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Funniest thing is that this a repost from 4chan. Originally the Native Americans were saying "lol copypasta" fuck you reddit

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[–]Rayala[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Well, technically, it's a repost of a repost of your pic. Unless yours was also a repost. We must go deeper.

[–]odinist 0 points1 point ago*

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Ah, yeah, haha, I just checked and saw your post on the repost of mine (which was, indeed, the first - I made the image), so good on ya for making sure that the guy that said "I give this two months before I see it on my news feed again." actually did see it. =)

EDIT

Oops. Deleted the parent of this, I'm herpin' at work, with a side of derp.

[–]Rayala[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Derp happens.

[–]wtfisdisreal -1 points0 points ago

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Once again... I N C E P T I O N

[–]John_um 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me, or does the indian on the left look like Jimi Hendrix?

[–]ilagitamus 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure, but regardless, I think you're racist

[–]Heroshade 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant question: Did Columbus die thinking he had discovered India? How long was it before people realized that India was not America?

[–]JoyStain 0 points1 point ago

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Reposting works by Highlander rules. If you kill the original poster you gain his karma. Unfortunately unlike Highlander there is no place safe from reposting on the internet and thus one is always at risk of being murdered for the sweet karma their account contains. Those with the highest karma are usually the most notorious reposters and thus have much to lose and many enemies. It is a funny game in which the only way to win is not to play.

[–]Darkling5499 0 points1 point ago

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and every time, people seem to fail to realize that the indians werent the first ones here either

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[–]Darkling5499 0 points1 point ago

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nords.

[–]colourz 0 points1 point ago

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yo dog i heard you like reposts

[–]ScreamingHand 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny because this too is a repost.

[–]guntfuddler 0 points1 point ago

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The funny part is that this is a repost.

[–]asldkfououhe 0 points1 point ago

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what?? you dare accuse me of a repost?? you're banned and massacred and genocided

[–]Avalona 0 points1 point ago

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Also the vikings were before Columbus

[–]awkward_platypus 0 points1 point ago

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A repost of a repost? REPOSTCEPTION.

[–]_pumpkinpies 0 points1 point ago

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Is it ironic that your post is a repost?

[–]thatawesomedude 0 points1 point ago

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I will always up vote this when i see it, because meta.

[–]phreeck 0 points1 point ago

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So he discovered America twice? This doesn't even make sense.

[–]fick_Dich 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]Drakwyn09 0 points1 point ago

The native Americans were the aboriginal life in america so.. No they didnt discover it, Leif Ericson did

[–]disfuuuuuuuunctional -2 points-1 points ago

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Repost

[–]Joke_Getter -1 points0 points ago

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Is anyone else getting really depressed with how idiotic Reddit is? It just seems to be a pure stream of shit like this post every day now.

[–]Rayala[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Love you too, Joke_Getter.

[–]Ngogorogoro -1 points0 points ago

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Leiv Eriksson discovered America. I find it sooo strange that almost no americans know this. I mean, this is well known..

[–]Nathan_BS 1 point2 points ago

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We only know of Leiv Eriksson because of Spongebob.

[–]Ngogorogoro 0 points1 point ago

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Why am I not surprised;)

[–]helgihermadur -2 points-1 points ago

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Haha, it's funny, because I saw this a year ago. Not even on Reddit.

[–]hihaatje -2 points-1 points ago

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not sure if intentional, or completely oblivious...

[–]Rayala[S] 2 points3 points ago

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It is a mystery.

[–]20_percent_cooler 1 point2 points ago

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[–]20_percent_cooler 1 point2 points ago

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Technically, I'm not either, but I've lurked enough to know the lingo, thought your post was a shoutout to :iiam:

[–]Rayala[S] 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair, it sort of was- I didn't put much thought into it though.