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[–]Desperately_Insecure 65 points66 points ago

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HOSTESS IS WHAT?!?!?!

[–]ShakeNBakey 20 points21 points ago

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DELICIOUS!

[–]Spr09 5 points6 points ago

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D:

[–]ShimShimmy 24 points25 points ago

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You know that Hostess snacks are unlikely to actually go away right? They filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy (reorganization) rather than chapter 13 (liquidation).

[–]zer01201 10 points11 points ago

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thank you for saving my poor little heart before it crashed on the rocky shores of life, instead it crashed on the somewhat gravelly hill of life :)

[–]ShimShimmy 5 points6 points ago

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I do what I can.

[–]chaoswurm 2 points3 points ago

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Still gonna buy a fuckton of twinkies. Can't be too safe, so, y'know, better stock up.

[–]not_a_zebra 12 points13 points ago

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it's not the flavor, it's the consistency

[–]ThrashWolf 0 points1 point ago

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It's not the taste

I believe is the correct quote.

[–]TehBaconKing -1 points0 points ago

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Go on...

[–]tuck2076 10 points11 points ago

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Believe it or not, twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, life's little twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty.

[–]King_of_all_Dorks 3 points4 points ago

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I could solve their financial problems in three words: Ninja Turtle Pies

[–]Firehawkws7 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, yes and fuck yes! Those were the best fucking pastries they ever made, second is their angel food cakes (which I can't find anymore), and third is their orange cupcakes.

[–]throwwwawaaay 5 points6 points ago

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Scumbag America:

Millions of fat people

Best cupcake maker bankrupt

[–]txboy 7 points8 points ago

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Maybe they should take a hint from little Debbie and charge people $1.27 instead of $4.99 for the exact same shit!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Came here to say this. Seriously. I love Raspberry Zingers, but it's damn hard to fork over tree fiddy when, just two feet away, there's a box of Little Debbie Swiss cake rolls for half the price.

[–]1gnominious 1 point2 points ago

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Hostess is superior quality, but quantity has a quality all it's own. Honestly, I'm just looking to shove as much sugar and fat down my pie hole as possible.

[–]Its_Phobos 0 points1 point ago

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That's true if you ignore the fact that Little Debbie Swiss Rolls are superior to Ho-Hos in every way.

[–]SpinalX 3 points4 points ago

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This can't be happening.... This can't be happening......

[–]isolationismcom 2 points3 points ago

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Now is your chance to stockpile and find out how long twinkies' shelf life really is.

[–]Kevin_Wolf 4 points5 points ago

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[–]BoggleHead 2 points3 points ago

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~~25 years ~~

FTFY

Seriously? Shit!

[–]isolationismcom 2 points3 points ago

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Huh, I had absolutely no idea it was so short. I thought that was why trans fats were so popular—because they lended superior stability to fats that would otherwise turn rancid rather quickly. TIL. Thanks!

[–]Sfork 1 point2 points ago

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I think almost a month is a pretty long time.

[–]eggstacy 1 point2 points ago

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My homemade cupcakes from Christmas are already spoiled.

[–]HerpingtonDerpDerp 2 points3 points ago

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Every Hostess product contains beef fat.

[–]Eat_Game_Fap 1 point2 points ago

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But but Ho Hos...

[–]Andrew_mueller1019 1 point2 points ago

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But but my cupcakes hostess I love yoooooou ;(

[–]KravinMoorehead 1 point2 points ago

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NOW THAT'S THE STUFF!

[–]loldevin 1 point2 points ago

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"Do you think you can, maybe, just pick out the Buckshot and just kind of eat around it?" Poor Tallahassee.

[–]cbamerica10 1 point2 points ago

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You can always try Submarinos

[–]Olmifon 1 point2 points ago

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Their cake is not as moist.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You know if they'd stop making their pies with lard in them I would still eat them.

I may be a vegetarian but I still like junk food!

[–]Leelluu 1 point2 points ago

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That is extra funny to me because I heard about this on NPR, and they quoted that movie.

[–]seductivestain 1 point2 points ago

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Does this mean that all the Little Debbie bundles of calories are going to get more expensive now?

[–]lordderplythethird 1 point2 points ago

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SNOWBALLS?! WHERES THE GOD DAMN TWINKIES?!

[–]hanahou 0 points1 point ago

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TWINKIES! blbrblbrlblbr.......sniff. I'm gonna miss ya man. This is so wrong! Where's my freaking Comgressman!

[–]The_Classy_Pirate 0 points1 point ago

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EVERYBODY BUY AS MANY HOSTESS TREATS AS YOU CAN. RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[–]zombiehippie 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the same thing when I heard it on the radio this morning! Great minds

[–]eyepuncher 0 points1 point ago

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I thought of Winston from Ghostbusters.

[–]qrsinterval 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a desktop wallpaper size of this anywhere?

[–]makanguru[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Here you go, its sized for 1920 x 1080 right now

http://i.imgur.com/c3LQa.jpg

[–]qrsinterval 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you so much! It's perfect :)

[–]nuclear_cheese 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT DID YOU DO HOSTESS!????

[–]techmaster242 0 points1 point ago

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[–]tothachopper 0 points1 point ago

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SNOWBALLS!? WHERE'S THE FUCKING TWINKIES!?

[–]manset 0 points1 point ago

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I believe rule 32 is "Lurk more. It's never enough."

[–]ConnorLovesCookies 0 points1 point ago*

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If you look I'm sure there is also Rule 34 hostess.

Edit: This date will go down in infamy. I cannot find any rule 34 hostess material. I don't think I can live in a world without pornographic cupcakes.

[–]pictureperfectmurder 0 points1 point ago

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Where, in this time of need, is the motherfucking cream filling?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Vato_Loco 0 points1 point ago

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Manly tears were shed when his box of Twinkies got blasted.

[–]n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 0 points1 point ago

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those are kinda nasty now. i could help them aton

[–]Oniwabanshu 0 points1 point ago

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No more Twinkies...is it ok if i cut my veins now?

[–]Cyberogue 0 points1 point ago

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Now THESE guys need a bailout

[–]meeanne 0 points1 point ago

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Where's the cream filling?! and where are those commercials?!

[–]Onsalefor10cents 0 points1 point ago

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I'm joining the army today, they can Ruin our country, crash our economy, make us pay more, destroy our roads and bridges, even take away our Internet. But not this, fuck you congress, for letting this happen

[–]vlmptr 0 points1 point ago

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I've never had a twinkie.

[–]Tarun80 0 points1 point ago

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They filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy and it's not the first time. They did it back in 2004 as well. This may just be like what happened in 2004. Not much to worry about, yet.

[–]vebyast 0 points1 point ago

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Ding-dong, the witch is dea- oh, wait. Uh...

[–]jumeauu -1 points0 points ago

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