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[–]Lumiloop 16 points17 points ago

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haha, that's actually my Cousin's dog. He and his wife dress it up every year for halloween.

Here are some more:
French Pink Poodle (2006)
Spider (2007)
Scuba Diver (2008)
Astronaut (2009)
Walrus (2011)

[–]UnicornStampede 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god, I laughed so hard I'm sure I woke up my neighbors. Thanks for showing them.

[–]p_U_c_K[S] 1 point2 points ago

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What a strange coincidence. I just went to google images and typed in "worst chia pets ever" because I wanted to see if there were some really like, period specific, shitty chia pets. Like a Joey from 'Full House' or an Alan Thicke looking all judgmental chia pet. But, this showed up, and I just felt bad for that little guy. Like, he isn't quite sure what is going on, but he isn't pleased regardless.

[–]theimpropergentleman 2 points3 points ago

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Later.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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i knew i was going to find you here, herr doktor

[–]theimpropergentleman 0 points1 point ago

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anyway, that's how i lost my medical license

[–]thelastmcnugget 2 points3 points ago

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Kill it with fire before it lays eggs

[–]p_U_c_K[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Weird. I am just now watching the scene in hellboy where selma blair kills all those eggs with her fire skills. GET OUT OF MY HEAD, and into my butt? wait. That came out wrong. That's what she said.

I'm a douche.

[–]starcane 1 point2 points ago

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he looks like he doesn't mind

[–]ihateyourface 1 point2 points ago

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title made me laugh. im still laughing

[–]p_U_c_K[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I was hoping people understood what I meant. Not because I consider my jokes to be hyper esoteric, but mainly because I'm not funny.

[–]ihateyourface 0 points1 point ago

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It was funny and in good context. hi-five to that!

[–]p_U_c_K[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm 27 now, one of the most horrifying things I have to deal with is the handshake upon meeting a new person. Like, before everyone, atleast where I'm from, in my age group did the like, the weird hand pull with the snap at the end. But now I don't know if I'm too old for that, and I also don't know how old some of the people are that come over to my house (some are like 18, and maybe they have a new handshake I haven't picked up on while sitting alone in my basement), so I've just defaulted to a real like 1950's, 3 martini lunch, man shake. Which can backfire hardcore when you're meeting a 21 year old chick who is half in the bag and looking for someone to test her kegel results on.

[–]AsskickMcGee 1 point2 points ago

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EXCELLENT TITLE. It really brought back memories of commercials I had to watch when I stayed home sick from school and watched The Price Is Right.

[–]RPTestDummy 1 point2 points ago

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kuh-kuh-kuh kill meh!

[–]lowly_grad_student 0 points1 point ago

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For variety's sake, it'd be great to do that with catnip instead.

[–]hallettcopta 0 points1 point ago

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very realistic

[–]TumorPizza 0 points1 point ago

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DOGCEPTION

[–]meginmich 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this not at the top of the front page? Best freakin title ever!!!

[–]p_U_c_K[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm blushing. Because I'm fat.

[–]dogsamurai 0 points1 point ago

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didn't upvote til i read it out loud. well played.

[–]swiftverbicide 0 points1 point ago

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<3

[–]bijida -1 points0 points ago

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OMG that looks exactly like my dog! Is that a Boston / French Bulldog mix?