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First time I had a Five Guys burger (i.imgur.com)

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[–]napsmear 16 points17 points ago

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Yummm (tip: if you're with someone, split an order of fries)

[–]JaggedOne 6 points7 points ago

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One small order of fries at 5 guys is enough for 3 hungry people.

[–]Blue_Bi0hazard 1 point2 points ago

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na, I've managed the Dreaded large brown bag of chips and burger holy crap was amazing.

I was at the one in Brandon Canada through.

As an Englishman no burger compares to that back home.

[–]hairyerectus 0 points1 point ago

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Or 1 lumberjack

[–]slayerhk47 0 points1 point ago

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5 guys: The real way Jesus fed the thousands.

[–]writingfrenzy 0 points1 point ago

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I second this.

Or, take the left over fries home and pop them in the oven for about 5 minutes when you're ready to eat them again.

[–]SergioSF 5 points6 points ago

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Protip: You can ask for a side of cajun seasoning for your fries, burger or dog

[–]socatevoli 2 points3 points ago

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as well as a side of A1, BBQ or hotsauce

[–]MisterCurtis 4 points5 points ago

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"I made too much fries for your order but not enough for the next, would you like the extra scoop?"

Felt like I started to reached toxic levels of potato that night.

[–]Newbs280 0 points1 point ago

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Shit did they actually tell you that? They just throw a bucket of fries in the bag, then throw another bucket of fries unbucketed on top of that and the burger here.

[–]MisterCurtis 1 point2 points ago

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The bag wouldn't close all the way and by the time we got home it was translucent.

[–]FallenChicken 9 points10 points ago*

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I never understood the big deal with Five Guys. I was excited to try In and Out when I was in Vegas a few month ago and was equally disappointed. Sure, they were both better than McDonalds or Burger King, but that's about it.

[–]x3nopon 4 points5 points ago

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Because that is all they are supposed to be, both chains are still fast food at the end of the day. You can go to a burger restaurant and get a better one and have a beer, but it costs more.

[–]socatevoli 0 points1 point ago

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Five Guys that sells beers? WORLD DOMINATION

[–]XenuLordOfTeegeeack 22 points23 points ago

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Anyone that's ever been to five guys will know that this post is a massive understatement.

[–]SquirrelGOD 11 points12 points ago

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I must disagree. I found their burgers to be mediocre and WAY overpriced.

[–]jcg344 8 points9 points ago

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I thought the burger and fries were good, but I agree with it being overpriced. I paid $12 and some change for a cheeseburger, some fries and a coke. It wasn't THAT good.

[–]dkman22 0 points1 point ago

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I think the prices might be location based, i was visiting my brother in Virgina last Christmas and that same setup ran me about 7 bucks.

[–]shifty1776 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed. They are the nectar of the gods.

[–]DNAhelicase 2 points3 points ago

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sweet jesus I never realized how much better fresh beef is than those frozen patty shit.....

[–]iForcefield 1 point2 points ago

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The 5 guys in Austin is slammin'

[–]CorkyKribler 2 points3 points ago

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Any of you dudes ever tried In N' Out? Because like, I think you would love it.

[–]XenuLordOfTeegeeack 2 points3 points ago

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How come it is impossible to talk about five guys without some asshole mentioning in n out? Fuck off, we are talking about five guys in here, go start a new thread elsewhere if you wanna jerk off to in n out.

[–]CorkyKribler 26 points27 points ago

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Edit: Read the above comment and pretend that it's not about burger places.

[–]scfd524 3 points4 points ago

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haha...well played.

[–]screenshotted 0 points1 point ago

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Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[–]jstorm99 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god yes

[–]thesporkeffect 0 points1 point ago

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Saving this reply to paste into every 5 guys thread I see going forward. I don't go into In 'n Out burger threads and talk about how much worse it is than 5 guys... Plus I'm just jealous because I live on the east coast and the travel cost to get in 'n out is prohibitive

[–]devllen05 -1 points0 points ago

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Heyyy somebody's a little bitter. Sorry breh - Five Guys has absolutely nothing on In N' Out.

[–]iForcefield 1 point2 points ago

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There is no In N' Out in Austin...possibly even Texas for that matter. I notice the main consensus here is that In N' Out is probably overrated and we don't give a shit about it.

[–]CorkyKribler 7 points8 points ago

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There's an In N' Out in Dallas. Also, while I fully respect your opinion, I've had both 5Gs and In N' Out, and while Five Guys is pretty dang good, In N' Out is ridiculous. I implore you to try it.

I'm from Ventura, CA but I now live in Lincoln, NE, and whenever I go back home, I eat it. I always tell myself, "Don't get too excited, it's probably not as good as you're making it out to be." But it's always even better.

[–]austinnameguy 2 points3 points ago

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I've tried 5 Guys here in Austin, it was de-licious but kinda expensive. This weekend the wife and I went to Dallas and happened to drive by the in-and-out. I had heard so much about it, had to give it a shot. It was verrry good, but the burger was way smaller and way cheaper. Pretty sure I got a cheeseburger, fries and a drink for like 5-6 bucks. Paid 5 bucks for the burger alone at 5 guys.

TL:DR Five Guys is a bigger and better burger. In-n-Out, cheap and delicious. If I HAD to compare in-n-out to something in Austin I'd say imagine smaller fuddrucker burger's with thinner patties that only cost like $2-3 per burger.

[–]iForcefield 1 point2 points ago

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Your reply was calm and collected. I stand corrected on the location of In N' Out and you receive an upvote. For final verification of how little my opnion truly means - I'm a vegetarian and haven't eaten five guys (let alone a burger at all) in years.

[–]CorkyKribler 1 point2 points ago

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(I have a secret. I've a vegetarian, too, but I still eat In N' Out whenever I go back home! Shhhhhh. Don't tell! :)

[–]nedak 2 points3 points ago

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Not going to lie I feel like 5 Guys is overrated too.

[–]dipittydoop -5 points-4 points ago

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I've tried In N' Out and it is shit. Enough said. Its just popular because of clever advertising.

[–]TerrorAlert 0 points1 point ago

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No bro, nectar is the drink of the gods.

ambrosia is the food of the gods.

So you would say: "It is the ambrosia of the gods."

Also there is a place in Seattle called Lunchbox Laboratory's, which has an item that is named "Burger of the Gods" and its better than 5 guys.

[–]shifty1776 1 point2 points ago

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While that is true about ambrosia and nectar, let's be honest here, who says ambrosia when referring to something amazing.

[–]TerrorAlert 1 point2 points ago

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We say it Shifty. You and me.

We're bringing it back!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I love Five Guys, really delicious. If any of you are in New York, though, you motherfuckers better go to motherfucking Shake Shack.

[–]MacSteez 2 points3 points ago

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I recently worked there. Who want's secrets? haha.

[–]SergioSF 1 point2 points ago

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Go on.....

[–]strallweat 5 points6 points ago

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Five Guys is AMAZING! That being said, I always wanted to try an In and Out burger, but I don't know where any are.

[–]CorkyKribler 0 points1 point ago

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I always wanted to try an In and Out burger, but I don't know where any are.

If you like Five Guys, In N' Out Burger will make you jizz forever.

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[–]capt_yesterday 1 point2 points ago

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so you're saying that in n out stole all their recipes from five guys and acted like they were original?

[–]dipittydoop -4 points-3 points ago

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You're wrong. WRONG I TELL YOU. Whopper from Burger King > In N' Out Burger.

[–]socatevoli 0 points1 point ago*

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In N Out is kinda like what a fast food burger joint (like mickey D's) SHOULD be, but never was or ever will be (as far as the price to quality ratio is concerned). It's a shame there aren't more of them in the United States.. the East coast in general.

EDIT: Five Guys is in a higher tier as far as the ratio of price to quality is concerned, I think it's called "casual dining" as opposed to 'fast food', same tier as Chipotle. So all the Five Guys VS In N Out arguments you see are quite pointless.. almost like trying to compare Taco Bell with Chipotle.

[–]strallweat 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah I'm in Miami. I went to In N Out's website and it couldn't even show a location when I put my zip code in.

[–]Dauds_Thanks_You 1 point2 points ago

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A Five Guys just opened in Vermont yesterday...needless to say, this has been the look on my face for the last two lunches

[–]brofu 1 point2 points ago

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If you ever go to the seattle metro area, you should check out kidd valley. Their burgers are gold and not too pricey.

[–]MaplePoutineRyeBeer 1 point2 points ago

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I know I felt this way the first time I had Five Guys. My girlfriend was just meh, she preferred A&W (Canada)'s Teen Burger.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Five Guys is fairly overrated (and expensive) IMHO. There are several places I can think of off the top of my head that make a much better burger.

[–]roboticinsides 1 point2 points ago

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Way overrated.

[–]Butterspud 1 point2 points ago

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I love how the burger just taste clean, if that makes any sense. Everything is fresh and lots of flavor.

[–]FTFY_Grammar_Police 0 points1 point ago

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Have you had the Fully Loaded Five Guys Hot Dog? It's a regular Five Guys Hot Dog with a lot of Mayo and then after you get it, open it and start eating it, 5 employees run toward you and smother you with more mayonnaise.

[–]screenshotted -4 points-3 points ago

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Have you had the Fully Loaded Five Guys Hot Dog? It's a regular Five Guys Hot Dog with a lot of mayonnaise. After you get it, open it, and start eating it, five employees run toward you and smother you with more mayonnaise.

FTFY

[–]cookiemonster87 0 points1 point ago

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i know what you mean

[–]menasan 0 points1 point ago

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so wait... i've seen these pop up all over la... is it like a fat burger? or an inn and out?

[–]MrBoo88 0 points1 point ago

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How can a puppet make me smile so much?

Also I love Five Guys!

[–]captainnickbeard 0 points1 point ago

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thats not a burger, thats a cookie!

silly goose.

[–]modomario 0 points1 point ago

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1 question...are u American? Yes I'm feeding my stereotypes.

[–]Bofa-on-the-Sofa 0 points1 point ago

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Nice try 5th guy

[–]da_bbq 0 points1 point ago

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I always hate myself after having Five Guys. Fuck, now I want it.

[–]screenshotted 1 point2 points ago

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relevant

[–]da_bbq 1 point2 points ago

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Sweet greasy mother of fuck I want that burger in my mouth.

[–]screenshotted 0 points1 point ago

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The bane of my weight loss troubles is that feeling.

[–]sciarrillo -3 points-2 points ago

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wait, what? Maybe I'm spoiled by in n out, but 5 guys was just too bland for me. I get grilled onions on a cheeseburger and it just tasted really average. The quality was all there, but it needed salt or something, i have no idea. Boring i think would be the best way to describe it.

Even I have to admit though, 5 guys have the best fries of any burger franchise I think I have ever been to.

[–]_Particle_Man_ 2 points3 points ago

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i find both of their burgers (in n' out and 5 guys) unimpressive. i dont see what the big deal is with either of them.

[–]sciarrillo 0 points1 point ago

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Interesting, I dunno if I've ever met anyone who felt that way. Which place makes your favorite burger? (If you're anything like me it's yourself)

[–]_Particle_Man_ 1 point2 points ago

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now dont get me wrong, i dont dislike their burgers and they are better than the usual fast food chains like McD's or BK, but as far as fast food burgers go i would prefer Whataburger (which isnt available nation wide either). they are similar in taste to in n' out, except are WAY bigger and have all the options you can do at in n' out and then some.

but the best one (around here in phoenix) is a local place Hamburger Works.

unfortunately my Grill-fu skills are weak.

[–]sciarrillo 1 point2 points ago

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unfortunately my Grill-fu skills are weak.

Cmon man! It's not hard at all, you just need some good old practice. It's in your genes, joiiin ussssssss.

[–]RighteousCookies 0 points1 point ago

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Have to agree. Five Guys burgers aren't all that special. It always tastes like it's missing something. But at least its not like Johnny Rockets... their burgers make my stomach want to turn inside out and scrub itself clean.

[–]footfall -1 points0 points ago

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I'm gonna guess they use less MSG at Five Guys than your average burger joint, which is that 'needed something I can't quite describe' element.

[–]sciarrillo -1 points0 points ago

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In n out doesn't use msg...

[–]hairyotter -2 points-1 points ago

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that's not even the half of it. not only does in n out taste way better, it is literally one third of the price

[–]FrostByt -1 points0 points ago

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Smash burger is better.

[–]indiggnantuser -1 points0 points ago

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I tried Five Guys when they came to the Central Valley in California and my burger turned into a soggy mop of sauce and bun in the first minute. Then I angrily ate half, was discontent at the texture, which reminded me of boiled cucumbers with the graininess of meat, and threw it away. I wish I could share in your joy, but sadly texture is almost as important to me as flavor.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I think you meant to say "In-n-Out" Burger : /

[–]PaulBunyan9 -1 points0 points ago

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Wait till you try in n out

[–]HeyItsTman -1 points0 points ago

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maybe their hotdogs, but not hamburgers...in n out is much better.

[–]Code_wizard -3 points-2 points ago

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I used to work for the brother of owner of the Utah franchises. Got em for free, they are okay. :/

[–]Kenny_Login -2 points-1 points ago

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Let the wave of "In-And-Out Burger is better!" comments commence. ...ugh.

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