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[–]Colonel-Forbin 57 points58 points ago

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I've never seen this movie before. But I just took a hit, saw this GIF and have since decided to start watching it, while taking more hits. Uptoke because you actually made me do something.

[–]tomasziam[S] 20 points21 points ago

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Sounds like a productive morning ;)

[–]ncelled 16 points17 points ago

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you're gonna fucking LOVE it.

[–]LulzMaximus 4 points5 points ago

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This movie is my absolute favorite. How'd you enjoy it?

[–]Colonel-Forbin 4 points5 points ago

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It was pretty funny. I won't lie and say that it's one of my favorites, but I enjoyed it.

[–]Mr_A 1 point2 points ago

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Really?You didn't think it was a total copout at the end when they started their new mutual friendship with a lie?

[–]only_says_fuck_yeah 1 point2 points ago

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fuck yeah

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

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This always ends up in two ways...

  1. Go outside to smoke and meet the best people at the party.

  2. Go outside to smoke and meet the worst people at the party.

[–]tomasziam[S] 42 points43 points ago

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Doesn't matter; got high.

[–]Game_Of_Trees 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, but getting high with shitty people sucks. Especially when you are the only one with weed.

[–]zzork_ 15 points16 points ago

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in my experience it's more like

  1. get outside and hang out with all the cool people
  2. get outside and all the party ghouls have followed you, they hunger for drawsssssss, they want you to passsssssss

[–]Vaknor 24 points25 points ago

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I love everything about that gif, it's beautiful.

[–]herpitusderpitus 0 points1 point ago

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[–]thatmusicjunkie 12 points13 points ago

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I can't upvote this HARD enough.

[–]Echo-Whiskey 21 points22 points ago

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Uptoke the pineapple, but do not release the pressure from your finger onto the mouse, Drive that son of a bitch down, keep it held down. Force all the anger into that little piece of shit mouse, HOLD IT, make it feel bad, make it hate it's life as a mouse. Yell at all the things that make you mad, but keep a firm plant on that cock sucker. Then when you've come to terms, go buy a new mouse because you probably fucked it up.

[–]NoOkayYeah 15 points16 points ago

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Your uptoke from me was a lot more gentle. It was like making love instead of grudge f'ing.

[–]Echo-Whiskey 2 points3 points ago

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No time for that! Only Hard Pity Sex all the time!

[–]geleybou 2 points3 points ago

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Lol, I just tried this.

[–]xUnspoken 4 points5 points ago

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I just lightly fingered my mouse over your uptoke button. I will not call it tomorrow. I will move on to its sister, thatmusicjunkie's uptoke button. I like to play the field.

[–]stanhhh 8 points9 points ago

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Awesome

[–]BelleVie1312 6 points7 points ago

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Hahaha, too true!!! That's how I met my boyfriend :)

[–]Burnsy88 5 points6 points ago

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Do you want to go do Karate in the garage???

[–]B33mo 5 points6 points ago

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[–]robotinator 3 points4 points ago

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We need one for that feeling when you meet someone who smokes at a lame party, but they're also lame. ;_;

[–]slimpicker 2 points3 points ago

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DIDWEJUSTBECOMEBESTFRIENDS!?

-nope.

[–]robotinator 4 points5 points ago

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that feel when you get acquaintancezoned

[–]captaingreenjeans 2 points3 points ago

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This, every time.

Though I found it helps to not go to lame parties.

[–]robotinator 0 points1 point ago

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They're the only kind that people seem to throw around these parts, unfortunately.

[–]anubus72 -1 points0 points ago

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what exactly makes a lame party? And honestly if you think everyone at a party is 'lame' its probably you, not them

[–]robotinator 0 points1 point ago

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woah man, i'm not a misanthropist, i've just been to shitty parties before. can't define it, but it's a general lack or energy or excitement.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I learned in Middle School that shared habits isn't the best way to find friends. It's how to never change.

[–]ParanoidRocker 3 points4 points ago

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Haha, happend to me when i was on my ex gf's party :D Was rly lame and then i found out her best friend

[–]chadh92 3 points4 points ago

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maybe it's just because i'm in college, but almost anyone at a party is down to smoke

the gif goes better for "when someone pulls out a joint and asks if you wanna smoke"

[–]Quazman 1 point2 points ago

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I'm glad somebody said it, where are all these parties where no one smokes?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Quite possibly the funniest thing on reddit today. Well done, sir.

[–]tomasziam[S] 2 points3 points ago*

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[–]grinspoon 2 points3 points ago

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How do you guys spot ents?

Ever since I moved to France, I've been dry and have no one to smoke with me. And it seems whenever I mention trees, I get dirty looks. I guess Frenchies are all about their wine and cheese.

[–]theslowwonder 2 points3 points ago

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I would love to see an international pickup guide for smokers.

Try making friends with people that run the turkish street food places. That crowd seemed reliable, and made friends easy after hearing my accent. When I was over there, They'd complain about local white people being racist, and seemed to think Americans were reliably not racist and accepting. Must be our TV.

[–]parteese14 0 points1 point ago

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[–]anonibon 2 points3 points ago

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This is the only way I make friends

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Didn't you mean "Meeting someone with weed at a party you for some unknown reason went sober and everyone is drunk."?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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this is way to true to be funny

[–]ncelled 1 point2 points ago

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POW!

[–]krutmasterG 1 point2 points ago

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story of my life.

[–]420BoNgToKeR 1 point2 points ago

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Love it ! That's so truuely funny lol

[–]Narapoia 1 point2 points ago

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This happened to me at work recently. Found out the new guy tokes, bromance initiated.

[–]Layzicris 1 point2 points ago

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This doesn't apply to me at all... :(

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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anyone else feel like they can hear them talking?

[–]OverLusted 2 points3 points ago

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Source?

[–]tomasziam[S] 9 points10 points ago

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Oh man, you haven't seen Step Brothers?! Get on that!

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[–]Jesufication 5 points6 points ago

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To me, Step Brothers is decent, but Walk Hard is way better.

[–]Soonermandan 5 points6 points ago

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Get the hell outta here Dewey! You don't want no part of this!

[–]Jesufication 3 points4 points ago

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It's not gonna give me a hangover is it? I can't get no hangover.

[–]theRealRichie 2 points3 points ago

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It doesn't give you a hangover!

[–]Echo-Whiskey 1 point2 points ago

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Well, will I get addicted?

[–]DoxBox 1 point2 points ago

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It's not habit forming!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I dunno, I don't wanna o-overdose on it.

[–]Echo-Whiskey 4 points5 points ago

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Walk Hard exceeds Step Brothers by miles.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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thank god I'm not the only person to find Will Farrell unfunny

[–]amyfarrahfowlerphd 0 points1 point ago

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You're not the only one, but we are definitely a minority.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Happy Cake Day!!!

[–]amyfarrahfowlerphd 1 point2 points ago

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At 3 months? Ah well, I'll take it a little early. :)

DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?

[–]GramGuy 1 point2 points ago

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meeting another redditor

[–]Oystertad 1 point2 points ago

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That is a very shallow basis for a friendship.

[–]gunzrfun 0 points1 point ago

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PINAPPLE FOR EVERYONE!!

[–]Tittorino 0 points1 point ago

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can someone please tell me the name of this movie.

[–]ChappyWagon 0 points1 point ago

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Step Brothers.

[–]GotTheWrongIdea 0 points1 point ago

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Let's blow this joint!

[–]Ed_Finnerty 0 points1 point ago

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I can't uptoke this enough

[–]X2005 0 points1 point ago

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Dude that shit is so true. Was a lame party recently. Find a dude who smoked. Went outside for a smoke. 15 minutes later. Best friends and bros to this very day.

[–]ChappyWagon 0 points1 point ago

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That, or they are a Scumbag Steve who wants into your stash.

[–]Chrasness 0 points1 point ago

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Goes off to go watch the movie

[–]jspliff1 0 points1 point ago

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Did we?

[–]Srwilliams23 0 points1 point ago

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Literally cannot uptoke this hard enough.

[–]wasoe 0 points1 point ago

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Step Brothers would have been way more interesting if they were actually portraying 12-year olds, rather than 40-year olds who act like 12-year olds

[–]dogooder0 2 points3 points ago

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12 year old actors? it wouldve been entirely different though

[–]wasoe 1 point2 points ago

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No, I mean it would still be Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly, but their characters would be 12 in the movie.

[–]MooBaloo 0 points1 point ago

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We haven't invented time travel yet.

[–]wasoe 0 points1 point ago

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No, but it would be interesting because they are 40 year old actors who are portraying 12 year olds.

[–]OrganicCat -1 points0 points ago

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And entirely more awesome. Not a fan of any of Will Farrel's stuff except from SNL. He just tries too hard which doesn't work out well in a long performance. Great on SNL though :)

[–]dogooder0 7 points8 points ago

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maybe. but i mean i cant see 12 year olds putting on the fucking catalina wine mixer!

[–]MAXLROSE 5 points6 points ago

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PAOW!!

[–]iMizzle 0 points1 point ago

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is MAXLROSE saying "pow"?