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[–]mrsobchak 4 points5 points ago

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He was squished for your sins.

[–]jf_ftw -1 points0 points ago

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So was it jesus or the cockroach that is God's only son?

[–]NightHawk929 4 points5 points ago

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Destroy the non believers who worship the bottle of poison!

The way of the boot is the only true way.

[–]Supermoves3000 2 points3 points ago

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Can't stop laughing...

A new take on the "...and Christians would wear miniature electric chairs around their necks" joke.

[–]LeSpatula 1 point2 points ago*

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Perscheid has a lot of awesome blasphemous stuff.

Sadly, I didn't save them, the only other one I found was this one. Translation:

"The car is accelerating continuously and now I wonder if I should really break, because maybe it's just God's will."

-- 89% of all Americans call their pastor first in the case of emergency.

Edit:

Found this. And homoeopathy for men (stupid business idea).

[–]Mikesapien 1 point2 points ago

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This is why religion bugs me.

[–]dirtysmile 0 points1 point ago

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All I can imagine right now is how many roaches it took to carry that boot.

[–]LaoFuSi 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of Gary Larson.

[–]holst09 -3 points-2 points ago

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I get it. The shoe is meant to be a comparison with Jesus dying on the cross.

Nice.