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[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Still didn't see it coming.

[–]supermegaultrajeremy 0 points1 point ago

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I almost wish this was real...

[–]pervertsavant 9 points10 points ago

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Got me. You fucker.

[–]SirRiccio 4 points5 points ago

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the entire time I was thinking about Mewtwo.

[–]kbuddha 2 points3 points ago

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that was AWESOME!

[–]VAPossum 2 points3 points ago

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I wish I had more than one upvote to give you. This was genius.

[–]westerchester 2 points3 points ago

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OHHHH YEAAAAAAAH!

[–]Austin116 1 point2 points ago

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I am pretty sure I could see this every six months and still forget the ending

[–]chubbyakajc 1 point2 points ago

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god dammit i was totally into the story until the end

[–]casualbear3 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking V for Vendetta, particularly when the skin went............... Brilliant! Upvote for you mate.

[–]Mikey129 1 point2 points ago

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How many times.

[–]anundr 0 points1 point ago

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laughed so hard i woke my housemates up. well played friend. well played.

[–]martin_aco 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, have not seen this in about 4 years, thanks for the funny goody

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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holy...crap

[–]Samuel412 0 points1 point ago

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The fact that I knew some sort of funny twist was coming kind of spoiled it.

[–]Noonsky 0 points1 point ago

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So Great.

[–]allyblack55 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit

[–]dylan1547 0 points1 point ago

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Thoroughly disturbed me

[–]jostler57 0 points1 point ago

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This was absolutely amazing. EXTREMELY well written. If it wasn't a gag twist, I'd have expected this to become a favorite new web series of mine.

Please make another one without the gag ending and turn it into a lucrative web series!

If not, then this was just plain awesome anyhow - good job!

[–]megabe14 0 points1 point ago

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looking at that tiny window. "that giant bloody creature is too big to fit, it's going to break the wall open............ AYYY fuck."

[–]Soslashren 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was going to be meatboy.

[–]tootlintinker 0 points1 point ago

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Saw a twist of some description coming, had chuck norris in my head the whole time, but not this......

[–]otakucode 0 points1 point ago

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You think this is bad, you should hear the origin story of Casper the "Friendly" Ghost. That's some disturbing shit.

[–]timelord09 0 points1 point ago

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Can we please make this a movie? Thanks.

[–]Itadlos 0 points1 point ago

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I thought he was going to be a potato for some reason...

[–]Tokamax 0 points1 point ago

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Perhaps the first time in my couple years of reddit I've felt the need to login just to upvote. Kudos :P

[–]Ksong 0 points1 point ago

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I first realized it when I saw the red feet.

[–]redditssofuckingreat 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't get it.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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As soon as it showed his silhouette in the tank, and said his head moved down to his abdomen, it was pretty obvious it was the kool-aid man.