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[–]Alascar 5 points6 points ago

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Here have some karma. There's more where that came from if you post yourself doing that dance.

[–]snorkedsnorkedsnorke 2 points3 points ago

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The first time I ever posted anything on here it was upvoted by over 5,000 people. It was awesome. Especially cos I submitted, went to sleep immediately, woke up to that page on my computer, refreshed to see if anyone said anything, and holy mother of God.

[–]IamMeeks[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I can only imagine the feeling

[–]snorkedsnorkedsnorke 1 point2 points ago

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it was pretty cool, except I immediately regretted being so tired/Xanaxed out when I made it, because I also got thousands of downvotes for horrific spelling errors.

[–]lavael 1 point2 points ago

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Can't understend karma. It's worthless. Why are you so happy?

[–]danish_sprode 1 point2 points ago

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Downvoted. Just to see your reaction when your karma goes down by one point.

[–]IamMeeks[S] 0 points1 point ago

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didn't even notice :'(

[–]TittyFuckThatBitch -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm with this guy, Fuck you

[–]lddebatorman 0 points1 point ago

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Never gets old

[–]red_wolf757 0 points1 point ago

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Video of you or didn't happen. Here's some encouragement.. 1+

[–]HariKari8 -2 points-1 points ago

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hope you like your karma going down newfag hate you. fuck off with your gif. bet youve never even sucked a dick

[–]IamMeeks[S] 1 point2 points ago

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sucking dick is my specialty

[–]HariKari8 -2 points-1 points ago

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:o

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[–]IamMeeks[S] 2 points3 points ago

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well, no one is a very nice fella