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[–]ShadowFXD 41 points42 points ago

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so basically AT&T's 3G coverage area?

[–]this_guy_over_here 2 points3 points ago

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you sir made my day

[–]cpable 1 point2 points ago

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when its not cloudy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Can you hoe me now? Good.

[–]sciaticbee 4 points5 points ago

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holy shit i live in hoe central

[–]Yup_repost 2 points3 points ago

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You had to know this a repost... Ludacris only gets played on Old School lunch nowadays.

[–]z1o2 2 points3 points ago

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I am a hoe, and I can verify that at least the one in Nebraska is correct.

[–]qlz 2 points3 points ago

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[–]fick_Dich 1 point2 points ago

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thank you for that sir. i was debating on whether or not to listen to this song, but only if i didn't have to type anything into google.

[–]murannduh 1 point2 points ago

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Atlanta! :D

[–]ColonelSin 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, we in New Mexico are both 505 and 575 now!!

[–]Paultimate79 1 point2 points ago

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He must be quite the farmer.

[–]this_guy_over_here 1 point2 points ago

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nothing in the 845, cause that's where my hoes be at

[–]lokeefe1 1 point2 points ago

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This is absolutely Ludacris...he can't have this many hoes

[–]whut 0 points1 point ago

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[–]johnzx6r 0 points1 point ago

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I think he's got a few more hoes than that now

[–]angrybob4213 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, he's got one in 317!

[–]themostclevername 0 points1 point ago

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Why is there no 916? Sacramento IS the Capitol of California...

[–]Ewalk 0 points1 point ago

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As someone who has lived in Memphis, yes, 901 is full of hoes.

[–]suddenlycutoff 0 points1 point ago

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forgot about the 416 and toronto.

[–]johnnyquest88 0 points1 point ago

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I live in Maryland and did not realize I was surrounded by Ludacris' hoes. I guess this belong on TIL?

TIL I am surrounded by hoes

[–]a_view_from 0 points1 point ago

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Indianapolis?? Really? No??

[–]burnredatdawn 0 points1 point ago

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heehee...... nebrasaka...... heehee i live there...

[–]Novelt_Acct 0 points1 point ago

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Yup. She was a ho, fo sho

[–]Ultramerican 0 points1 point ago

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At a glance, it seems he's predilected toward urban hoes.

[–]kefkaeatsbabies 0 points1 point ago

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HEY, c'mon now, we have 2 area codes in New Mexico now! The whole state used to be 505, but a lot of the southern parts, namely Las Cruces, are 575 now.

[–]iTrollzor 0 points1 point ago

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more importantly, a fifth of our states only have one area code

[–]MisterCyanide 0 points1 point ago

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None in Utah. Makes absolute sense.

[–]TheNonePercent 0 points1 point ago

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As a Northern Virginian, I'm disappointed to not see the 703 in here.

[–]TheGimper 0 points1 point ago

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Now I finally understand 580 covering the southern and northern parts of the state!

[–]603bruins 0 points1 point ago

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I just hope he finds out that Nebraskan hoes are just garden tools

[–]sciaticbee 0 points1 point ago

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Nah nebraska hoes STD infested.. have you seen the charts for that shit? Nebraska is so much higher than national averages.

[–]PlumDrop 2 points3 points ago

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Alaska has the highest STD rate, Fairbanks specifically. It is a silly place. Do not recommend.

[–]Conchobair -2 points-1 points ago

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There is a good chance he has confused "hoes" with "emos". Fucking Bright Eyes...

[–]meph101 0 points1 point ago

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TIL Ludacris covers over half of Alabama

[–]Spants23 0 points1 point ago

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North jersey woooooo

[–]G1az3d 0 points1 point ago

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More specifically Bergen County!

[–]Spants23 0 points1 point ago

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Yes!

[–]kurnburn -3 points-2 points ago

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i noticed that he will need to recrute more hoes when he's in the Phoenix area cause those chicks are often hot.