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[–]humpy 1252 points1253 points ago

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[–]Danielfair 31 points32 points ago

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Hey now, take it to /r/billcosbyproblems

[–]callmelucky 22 points23 points ago

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That sub is going off like a frog in a sock.

[–]MrKas 1 point2 points ago

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A sock featuring a Cosby sweater pattern, no less.

[–]freezingman66 567 points568 points ago

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came here to make a bill cosby joke. outclassed by photoshop.

moving on.

[–][deleted] 266 points267 points ago

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Photoshop-bop-bop-zippidy-doo-bop

[–]sauerj 16 points17 points ago

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Wow the guys in the immigration office are dicks

[–]OblivionGuardsman 104 points105 points ago

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I posted this 2 days ago.

[–]foxmtbr 52 points53 points ago

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Checks OblivionGuardsman's history...

Why, yes. Yes he did.

[–]dagway_nimo 10 points11 points ago

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Of course he did. If he didn't, someone else did, and if that someone didn't do it, somebody somewhere in reddit did.

[–]cynthiadangus 29 points30 points ago

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For example, me.

[–]orange_kevin 1 point2 points ago

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Or this Redditor.

I knew Mr Zoppity-Bop-Bop before it was cool, yo.

[–]miotkem 1 point2 points ago

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Posted the day the arrest was announced, just one day after the actual arrest, so quite possibly the first redditor to share the story. Barring someone actually involved with the arrest posting it... anyone?

[–]OblivionGuardsman 1 point2 points ago

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You win. Isn't it strange how one link gets ignored and then all of a sudden one of them gets all the upvotes?

[–]butwhymom 1 point2 points ago

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its more popular because its a screenshot.

[–]newbi1kenobi 1 point2 points ago

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Actual quote: "He enjoys eating, standing, walking, thinking and diamond" Possibly the worlds most interesting man...

[–]LoafingAround 1 point2 points ago

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[–]That_was_not_funny 1 point2 points ago

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"The Huffington Post did some more digging and unearthed Zopittybop-Bop-Bop’s Facebook account.

When he’s not hanging around in the park violating his probation, he enjoys "eating," "standing," walking," "thinking," and "diamond,"

[–]dronkelewe 2 points3 points ago

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Don't lie. That totally was funny.

[–]squidharth 128 points129 points ago

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came here to comment on the guy who made the first bill cosby joke. you worded it better then i would have.

staying here. ಠ_ಠ

[–]OneAngryPanda 77 points78 points ago

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came here to comment for some reason. short term memory loss wins.

getting pudding pop.

[–]timotheophany 21 points22 points ago

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I thought Pandas ate shoots and leaves?

[–]MrBoog 51 points52 points ago

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Nope, Michael Corleone eats shoots and leaves.

[–]IAmGoingToFuckThat 32 points33 points ago

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Nope, Michael Corleone eats, shoots, and leaves.

[–]theoxford_comma 9 points10 points ago

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I approve of this punctuation.

[–]drpepper111 1 point2 points ago

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Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

[–]OneAngryPanda 1 point2 points ago

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[–]timotheophany 2 points3 points ago

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Ugh, dude, take a bath.

[–]TheVerySadPanda 1 point2 points ago

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Not when we're feeling down...

[–]timotheophany 1 point2 points ago

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I never realized pandas were so sad and angry.

[–]newbi1kenobi 1 point2 points ago

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[–]sonar1 11 points12 points ago

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why are 'I came to say the same shit' comments being upvoted lately?

[–]tovarish22 1 point2 points ago

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I assume that by "lately" you mean the last 12 or so months?

[–]Goto10 23 points24 points ago

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[–]AFineWayToDie 21 points22 points ago

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YOU SEE, THE KIDS, THEY LISTEN TO THE RAP MUSIC

[–]ledzep4life 11 points12 points ago

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[–]RelevantKanyeTweet 81 points82 points ago

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[–]Softserv 22 points23 points ago

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Dammmmnnnn you're good.

[–]MassAphex 4 points5 points ago

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;) Hey friend of mine that may or may not be in Mississippi, its your friend who may or may not be in Florida!

[–]Softserv 13 points14 points ago

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Not sure if I should be creeped out or not

[–]tacoz 8 points9 points ago

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I don't know but I'm creeped out FOR you

[–]MassAphex 1 point2 points ago*

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it sure was great having karate together in middle school ;)

[–]deiterlander 1 point2 points ago

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[–]iHateusernames1 1 point2 points ago

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I think I've actually figured it out.

His name is the sounded out version of the ending of the theme song to the show Full House as read on various official papers.

Usually the last name is put first and the theme song ends with (at 1:18) what could be written out as "zoopittybop bezow doo doo".

[–]atampersandf 125 points126 points ago

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And the original news article.

Gotta love downtown Madison.

[–]CollegeStudnt 258 points259 points ago

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"According to Zopittybop-Bop-Bop's apparent Facebook account, when he is not in trouble with the law he enjoys activities including 'eating', 'standing', 'walking', 'thinking', and 'diamond'."

EDIT: AND DIAMOND

[–]OIP 150 points151 points ago

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Your activities are now diamond.

[–]Inuboshi 72 points73 points ago

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Your name makes me think of pickled plums even though it probably means... dog hat? So I'm eating a pickled plum in your honor, sir.

[–]Inuboshi 8 points9 points ago

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Your umeboshi consumption is acceptably honorable.

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 1 point2 points ago

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Would it bring shame upon my family if I ate a dog hat?

[–]3DPipes 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, it reminded me of something else.

[–]Inuboshi 1 point2 points ago

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Nobody has to know.

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[–]po43292 1 point2 points ago

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So much room for activities!

[–]Softserv 6 points7 points ago

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I MUST MEET THIS MAN.

[–]FOcast 8 points9 points ago

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Well, he's not going anywhere.

[–]soundacious 1 point2 points ago

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People say he's crazy. He's got diamonds on the soles of his shoes. And a stupid name.

[–]dskatz2 39 points40 points ago

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[–]dionysian 29 points30 points ago

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IT WAS UNCLEAR WHAT THE SUSPECT MEANT BY THIS. ahaha.

[–]moogle516 2 points3 points ago

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How are they unclear of what “Get even with them" means ?

[–]Leezus 5 points6 points ago

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From a legal standpoint, I think it is unclear what is mean,t and thusly can not be proven that he was threatening the officers.

But they still wanted to show that he was basically threatening them, so they included it in the report in order to allow it to be inferred what he meant.

[–]dionysian 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe he's gonna pee on them? Its unclear.

[–]cmalkus 13 points14 points ago

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Strange that this made television news outside of Wisconsin. The call numbers for the TV station start with a K. Everything east The Mississippi start with W.

[–]toastyguy11 10 points11 points ago

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Kxly is from spokane Washington former national meth capitol

[–]Eighthsin 1 point2 points ago

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I can confirm this statement.

[–]NPPraxis 2 points3 points ago

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I can confirm this confirmation.

[–]LBK2013 2 points3 points ago

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Except for WFAA in Dallas.

[–]cmalkus 1 point2 points ago

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Whoa. TIL I guess.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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East Mifflin Street...where everyone moves after leaving the halfway house

[–]DrkCaius 1 point2 points ago

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not everyone.... Edit: it turns out that he was arrested right by where I live. I feel like I am closer to a god now.

[–]nthitz 2 points3 points ago

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the original r/madisonwi submission before the news story even hit!

[–]AnalBumCovers 340 points341 points ago

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confirmed for coachella.

[–]silasmoon 23 points24 points ago

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Fuck that made me laugh hard.

[–]LethargicMonkey 59 points60 points ago

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oh yeah baby tell me how hard.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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He actually does kind of look like Miike Snow.

[–]BlackZeppelin 2 points3 points ago

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Haha the joke on the local radio station is "I saw them at the Troubadour last night."

[–]MasterScrat 1 point2 points ago

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[–]emlgsh 544 points545 points ago

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His mother was a 56K modem. He's had a rough life.

[–]Mybrainmelts 73 points74 points ago

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who fucked Bill Cosby

[–]Vondi 47 points48 points ago

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Who didn´t?

[–]stevesonaplane 1 point2 points ago

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I bet Cosby can talk to fax machines.

[–]JewingtonMcAnalplay 22 points23 points ago

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You sir. Look at you. That was delightful.

[–]miixuhx 195 points196 points ago

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Looks like Jesus. Code name.

[–][deleted] 84 points85 points ago

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Looks like James Franco wearing a Jesus costume.

Or maybe a Charles Manson one.

[–]danceswithwool 133 points134 points ago

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Looks like Johnny Depp playing James Franco wearing a Jesus costume.

[–]lucas-hanson 18 points19 points ago

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Nah, man, he looks like Christian Bale in a Jesus costume.

[–]BeerMe828 19 points20 points ago

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Jesus wears a Christian Bale costume.

[–]danceswithwool 1 point2 points ago

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For the last time, Christian Bale is the Son of David Bale. I can prove it.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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god damnit you're good at this

[–]eskachig 1 point2 points ago

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I see Johnny Depp too.

[–]Eminhashimi 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like a pirate playing Johnny Depp that plays James Franco wearing a Jesus costume.

[–]miixuhx 2 points3 points ago

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Oh lord.

[–]marzeelemon 15 points16 points ago

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I think he looks like Aragorn.

[–]pandatodaka 1 point2 points ago

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You are my hero.

[–]silvergrove 1 point2 points ago

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Perhaps this is his Elvish name.

[–]x77remy 1 point2 points ago

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he looks like a dude, acting like a dude, disguised as another dude.

[–]miixuhx 1 point2 points ago

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Like that one guy. Totally.

[–]Nirvanablue92 1 point2 points ago

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i agree man he definitely looks like jesus. ಠ_ಠ

[–]malachi23 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to say this. Praise JESUS-BE-DOOP-DEJEWP-DO-BE-DOOP-DOOP!

[–]create_account_taken 80 points81 points ago

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Good to see Johnny Depp getting some work.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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I thought he looked more like James Franco

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[–]Frankeh 10 points11 points ago

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All white people look the same, dammit!

[–]ZenZenoah 2 points3 points ago

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Ashton Kutcher to me...

[–]Thjoth 12 points13 points ago

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He's the less successful cousin of Tuomas Holopainen. That's my answer, at least.

[–]Rossity 26 points27 points ago

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For a split second I thought his name was KXLY4.

[–]dikfeld 3 points4 points ago

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Hahaha Exactly what I thought aswell

[–]asdfman123 50 points51 points ago

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Behold, the bastard child of Scatman John.

[–]kasparovnutter 21 points22 points ago

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Best comment I've read all day. Scat porn for you!

[–]rawr359 21 points22 points ago

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Not sure why I clicked. Did not regret it.

[–]sparklej33f 5 points6 points ago

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Clicked that link because of your reply. whew!

[–]splorng 1 point2 points ago

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[–]localanti 34 points35 points ago

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I know Jeff personally

[–]nikrya 12 points13 points ago

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I just spent a good 5 minutes pretending to be a scat singer while saying his name over and over.

[–]landragoran 5 points6 points ago

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i thank you for reminding me of this glorious individual

[–]ScreamingHand 9 points10 points ago

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My news station said, "Beezow Doo-Doo what???"

[–]the_woot_shoot 10 points11 points ago

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Looks like Aragon to me.

[–]FatHippo 7 points8 points ago

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Holy shit, it's the guy from Nightwish

[–]Spiderbeard 2 points3 points ago

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U.S. tour seems to have gone terribly wrong...

[–]TwistedChemical 1 point2 points ago

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I was going to post that they looked eerily similar

[–]Captcha_Code 19 points20 points ago

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Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop is quite attractive.

[–]HighFiveOhYeah 24 points25 points ago

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How many times did you have to refer back to the img to get the name right?

[–]Ltsmash99 9 points10 points ago

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At last! I can sleep at night knowing Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is off the streets.

[–]pilotcp 14 points15 points ago

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Stuff like this makes me proud to be from wisconsin

[–]tonkey 16 points17 points ago

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I believe Bill Cosby named this man.

[–]reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedit 38 points39 points ago

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did you name him Mr Cosby? nooo

[–]transpire 13 points14 points ago

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godfuckingdamnit I laughed so hard that I sounded like an old Buick trying to start up.

[–]thysteffi 22 points23 points ago

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Haha thats my news station... wait that means there is a redditor near spokane....

[–]mylescox[S] 19 points20 points ago

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I do live in Spokane.

[–]toastyguy11 5 points6 points ago

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Me too

[–]HotPikachuSex 2 points3 points ago

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I wish I was in Spokane so I could eat Dick's.

[–]12th_man 3 points4 points ago

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As much as I like to eat dicks, Zip's is where it's at

[–]anentpunk 1 point2 points ago

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Wrangler!

[–]NPPraxis 3 points4 points ago

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Up vote for a fellow Spokanite. Keep reppin' Spokanistan.

[–]HighFiveOhYeah 9 points10 points ago

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go zaggs?

[–]mylescox[S] 8 points9 points ago

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Yes.

[–]IcyRayns 3 points4 points ago

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Zags and the big red wagon, what else do we have here?

[–]toastyguy11 2 points3 points ago

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Meth and the poorest zipcode in WA?

[–]colbysax 2 points3 points ago

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Poopfest!

[–]iamLP 1 point2 points ago

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We have a polluted river too!

[–]TheNativeRaver 1 point2 points ago

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No snow! woo!

[–]DeadGuyRogue 1 point2 points ago

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Trash eating goat!

[–]bGowRightNow 3 points4 points ago

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Go Cougs!

[–]gokickagoat 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Ras_H_Tafari 1 point2 points ago

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"Cat", spoke Anne, "Wash".

[–]TheNativeRaver 1 point2 points ago

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Took much man, you took to much.

[–]dnbking 1 point2 points ago

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Wait... there's multiple of us!?!?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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509!!!

[–]ECM 5 points6 points ago

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Looks like Tuomas Holopainen to me.

[–]DougLance 8 points9 points ago

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Bill Cosby?

[–]buckeyejeff44 11 points12 points ago

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I think someone bought Bill Cosby's baby names book

[–]string97bean 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Skulder 4 points5 points ago

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Brought to you by KXLY4 HD News.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Inneri 5 points6 points ago

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Isn't that one of Frank Zappa's kids

[–]itsbraille 4 points5 points ago

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Zaphod?

[–]Roomy 4 points5 points ago

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You see, the kids, they listen to the rap music... which gives them the BRAIN DAMAGE.... zip zop zoo-biddy-bop!

[–]TheLegitZombie 7 points8 points ago

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Handsome dude though.

[–]thisbusisempty 2 points3 points ago

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It could be worse, he could have parents that named him something like "Blue Ivy."

[–]yep45 1 point2 points ago

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I picked the best time to go on reddit's front page

[–]snuka 5 points6 points ago

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Could be worse, his name could be Metta World Peace

[–]DenimChicken154 2 points3 points ago

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On Wisconsin

[–]Simco_ 2 points3 points ago

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Fifth or sixth time it's been posted but the first time it actually got a lot of votes.

Weird.

[–]dustlesswalnut 2 points3 points ago

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What the fuck, I've been planning on naming my first daugher this for YEARS, after my maternal great-great grandmother. Now this jerk ruined it!

[–]pcnerd37 2 points3 points ago

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Is it just me or does he look a lot like Tuomas from Nightwish?

[–]UEH 1 point2 points ago

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He really does.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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There he was a getting busted by the cops,

singin' Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.

[–]portezbie 2 points3 points ago

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Zaphod Beeblebrox?

[–]OjosAzules 2 points3 points ago

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I thought he was a David lee Roth fan

[–]Vexar 2 points3 points ago

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[–]biteurtounge 1 point2 points ago

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cosby jokes aside, i thought he was black. or a disney song.

[–]bulkygorilla 1 point2 points ago

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his real last name was "Smith". it got changed at Ellis Island for cultural reasons

[–]IloveQueen 1 point2 points ago

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For a second there I thought that was Jesus.

[–]JEOVHANNNSY 1 point2 points ago

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That looks like orlando bloom

[–]m0shim0shi 1 point2 points ago

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He looks like Johnny Depp

[–]lenaurora 1 point2 points ago

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My first thought: Johnny Depp got arrested!?

[–]ArtOfficial 1 point2 points ago

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Arrested for scat in public.

[–]iheartrms 1 point2 points ago

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[–]sh1thead 1 point2 points ago

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Heath Ledger's alias.. he lives!

[–]FusionGel 1 point2 points ago

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Cocaine's a helluva a drug

[–]bradlauster 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if he likes meth as much as his parents did?

[–]mandano 1 point2 points ago

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He looks like Orlando Bloom

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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THIS JUST IN: WE CAN CONFIRM THAT THE ILLEGITIMATE BASTARD CHILD OF JESUS AND BILL COSBY HAS BEEN ARRESTED.

[–]j1mb0 1 point2 points ago

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Why the fake submission title?

[–]Frankstg 1 point2 points ago

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He looks like Johny Depp.

[–]ShortWoman 1 point2 points ago

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Can you imagine him in school? "Beezow, where's your math homework???"

[–]overzealoushobo 1 point2 points ago

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See, this is great because I was watching the news earlier today, and they were doing that horrible "stay tuned to see why police thought that a man they arrested had a fake name" then they come back, and they never get to the segment, then they say it again "stay tuned...etc". So, I had to leave the house, and that stuff always bothers me, because it isn't important enough for me to try and Google, but it still makes me feel incomplete.

TLDR: Reddit, you complete me. Closure accomplished.

[–]filmpunk 1 point2 points ago

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[–]thebeardsman 1 point2 points ago

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He looks like a mix between Andrew Wk and Jesus.

[–]mallory19 1 point2 points ago

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He looks like Johnny Depp.

[–]Ontopourmama 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason it makes me think of Zaphod and Ford Prefix.

[–]skiwhitman 1 point2 points ago*

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Yay Spokane!!!

EDIT: control+F doesn't work very well on the iPhone. Sorry.

[–]knlover100 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus?

[–]Bubble_Lord 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like Orlando Bloom.

[–]downboy 1 point2 points ago

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direct link (site is down)

[–]blueturtle77 1 point2 points ago

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Well I guess this solves the mysterious case of who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong!

[–]scarytooth 1 point2 points ago

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He kinda looks like Viggo Mortensen.

[–]ngtstkr 1 point2 points ago*

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"Hey honey, what do you say to turning on some Cosby and naming our kid the first thing we hear from Bill's mouth?".

[–]agentlemns 1 point2 points ago

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That moment where you saw something post worthy and dismissed it, only to later find it on the front page.

[–]zrn29 1 point2 points ago

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You gotta love KXLY in Spokane, WA. This has been the best winter ever. Fuck the snow..