"OK, fine. I'll wear it. But just this one time."

There was a commercial with the king where a guy wakes up and the first thing he sees is the King laying next to him in bed. He calmly sits up and the King hands him breakfast. All I could think is that I would flip my shit if the first thing I saw in the morning was the motherfucking king laying next to me in bed.

Boner_Detector · 7 months

Level 68

[deleted] · 7 months

Gonewild please

kultcher · 7 months

That was a weird moment. At first I thought it was like a replica doll of the King dressed up to look sexy, and I was like, "This is weird but he's looking kinda sexy." Then I realized that it was actually a real woman with a King mask. Yeah, it was a weird moment.

dysfunctionz · 7 months

Is it weird that at first I thought that wasn't a girl wearing a King mask "just this one time", but rather the King wearing lingerie "just this one time"?

Wisconsinwinter · 7 months

Never saw it coming.

RobinPerris · 7 months

I just noticed her eyes above his eyes. I thought they were his eyebrows I nearly shat myself.

cahutchins · 7 months

In before "I have the weirdest boner right now."

jjb2kEruantion · 7 months

draw me like one of your french girls, Jack!

its_not_a_pickle · 7 months

I have the weirdest boner right now.

advertisement_upvote · 7 months

Think inside the buns

KissMyWhat · 7 months

Wait...who took the picture?

liebchan · 7 months

Oh jesus, my boyfriend has one of those... please don't let him see this picture.

[deleted] · 7 months

I want a closer look at your lady friend's girly parts ...

mandrig · 7 months

Unless there's a tripod, who's the third?

MalodorousToots · 7 months

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Lots42 · 7 months

"Urge to sex...destroyed!"

Meotar · 7 months

Reddit, I am dissapoint. Where is the obligatory gif with the sweaty man waking up next to Burger King?

townsleyc · 7 months

Rule 34 no exceptions

ajajayjay · 7 months

Personally, I think he should wear that dress more often.

sgtpppr · 7 months

For those not living on the West coast or near a Jack-n-the-Box, you need to see this gem of a commercial. I was stoned the first time I saw it and had to rewind it multiple times. It is way better than the King commericals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJm4rcQEZHY

Pacehouse · 7 months

Not looking at a mask. I spy some pink panties!

coronaride · 7 months

Lesson learned today.../r/funny is where all the novelty accounts hang out.

myksane · 7 months

One getting ready, one taking the picture....could it possibly be....

BRAZZERS?

lolmonger · 7 months

So you finally got him into a nightie - godspeed, Diablo!

SaShayLaLu · 7 months

I'm just trying to figure out of the dude is holding her bloodied pad or what.. I'm so confused. wtf is he holding?

thealientree · 7 months

I like the duvet cover.

space-heater · 7 months

Instant cockblock.

lgodsey · 7 months

I'm pretty sure where ever that is, it's cordoned off with yellow tape.

kamakazi15 · 7 months

So...who is holding the camera?

ChristmasJew · 7 months

If the male just wears a Ronald McDonald costume the two burger joints can finally have peace. Hot sexy peace.

Geotis · 7 months

Not until this post have I finally understood the dynamics of The Phantom of the Opera.

iheartrms · 7 months

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING!

WutisKarma · 7 months

I don't always use a NSFW tag

But when I do it saves someone from an inopportune co-worker walkby.

ZayK47 · 7 months

Diablo: "Honey please,.... its just lingere" Diablo's lady friend: "Ok, fine I'll wear it. but why do you always make me wear this mask"

mriojas · 7 months

Creepy. As. Fuck.

paradigm81 · 7 months

Creepiest thing I've seen on the internet today, hands down.

billyxtyler · 7 months

Who the hell took the picture???

The_blue_shark · 7 months

Wht is the black thing in the guys hand?

RoboPimp · 7 months

Brace yourselves - The redditor's wife memes are coming

splunge4me2 · 7 months

NSFW? Do you work for McDonalds?

Kashyyykk · 7 months

Who took the picture?

Krowhaven · 7 months

This speaks for itself.

th1nker · 7 months

I don't care if she wore a portrait of god staring sternly in disapproval at me, I'd tap that.

iMini · 7 months

Holy shit that's hilarious

D3von1 · 7 months

Just the thought of looking at that face during sex cracks me up xD

Zilvreen · 7 months

Have it your way.

JoyousCacophony · 7 months

The creepiest ad campaign ever and this dude has her throw on the mask whilst wearing lingerie? WTF is wrong with him?

chaos8803 · 7 months

Thanks for the nightmares.

gonz0 · 7 months

Are we talking about the mask or the lingerie?

Spork_King_Of_Spoons · 7 months

3 way, or is the 3rd guy just there to film?

suspiciously_calm · 7 months

This belongs in /r/WTF

Farn · 7 months

I think I just became gay.

IAMAtalkingPENIS · 7 months

This kills the ~~crab. crabs.~~ erection.

Kritical02 · 7 months

Damn I think I may be gay. The BK is giving me an erection.

kevster2717 · 7 months

Draw me like one of your French girls

Too soon?

krawm · 7 months

i started laughing so hard it made me cough and now have a nasty mess to clean off my KB

reaverdude · 7 months

damn

4weeping_willows · 7 months

Who is holding the camera?

7nights · 7 months

I don't understand how this would be erotic.

thesevmancometh · 7 months

avatar28 · 7 months

Cannot unsee?

You know, that'd be a good subreddit. /r/CannotUnsee

rickey_santorum · 7 months

TIL that pictures i've taken of my wife have gotten on the internet.

fucksmith · 7 months

Butterface?

Decon87 · 7 months

Oh...Oh DAMN!

MeleeCyrus · 7 months

Is that a blow-up doll?

Catbunny · 7 months

Totally having bad dreams tonight. The King is creepy as hell.

MaximilianKohler · 7 months

wow... that's surprisingly hot...

TaciturnHeretic · 7 months

wake up with the king

w00bar · 7 months

Way to bring my nightmares to life :(

Apollos_Anus · 7 months

Where did you get this? There are a ton of different king masks, and this one looks awesome.

Some just look like crappy latex that comes in on itself.

ramate · 7 months

I have the strangest boner right now ... also obligatory http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fxVeAVl2I8

[deleted] · 7 months

not sure how this relates, but I once had a girl friend get really mad at me for wearing an optimus prime voice changing mask during sex.

Js2shanks · 7 months

Finally I can have it my way

[deleted] · 7 months

I'm not sure how I feel about this... neither is my penis. My boner's in the shape of a reluctant question mark.

lol_panda · 7 months

I definitely interpreted this as the bk king agreeing to wear the nightie one time.

megafone · 7 months

I fapped.

Phoequinox · 7 months

I would be totally cool waking up next to The King.

brochill34 · 7 months

So hot.

terranq · 7 months

"Baby, I'm going to butter your sesame seed buns!"

leicanthrope · 7 months

Think outside the bun(s).

katertots · 7 months

I DO NOT understand fetishes...

toccata · 7 months

that's just sooo fucking creepy.

99854734812906380981 · 7 months

I have the weirdest boner right now.

ShitRandyHates · 7 months

"Draw me like one of your french fries, Jack!"

LobsterThief · 7 months

Master Chief approves

svnsnkyducs · 7 months

My first thought was why are there more than two people in that room?? What is going on??

weabot · 7 months

I'm in love.

jamman751 · 7 months

You got the Burger King to wear lingerie!

PSUProud · 7 months

This should be in r/WTF. Lol. For a second I was really confused. Now I'm just disturbed.

GregWebster · 7 months

nsfl. O.O

Sakaar · 7 months

Burger King- It just tastes better ;)

belleberstinge · 7 months

Why is the King crossdressing as a... OH OH OH SHIT

w2tpmf · 7 months

All of the /r/wtf and the /r/funny seem to be landing on the opposite sides lately.

Eekafreak · 7 months

Classic American Porn!!!

blade2000 · 7 months

Whats with the all the NSFW tags on non-nudes? Does everyone work at the Vatican?! Pisses me off!

[deleted] · 7 months

Not sure if creepy, or just sexy

funny

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