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[–]SonOfDadOfSam 28 points29 points ago

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Like a bass.

FTFY

[–]absu92[S] 2 points3 points ago

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HAHAHA, should have put that instead....upvote for you.

[–]guggabump 7 points8 points ago

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It's okay. Someone will repost this again in a week.

[–]punkhobo -1 points0 points ago

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Pike a boss

[–]Theboss0320 -1 points0 points ago

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Stole my (fishing) line bro.

[–]wotererio 1 point2 points ago

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Repost. Here, I'll hand you a well-deserved downvote

[–]Coldhardt 0 points1 point ago

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Walking the dino-er... fish?

[–]get413 0 points1 point ago

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Is he taking it for a walk or a swim?

[–]Black_Market_Baby 0 points1 point ago

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[–]xJona 0 points1 point ago

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Real life hacks.

[–]TUMEG -1 points0 points ago

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Something seems fishy...

[–]OzKFodrotski -1 points0 points ago

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Guy looks a little bit like Frohike minus the sideburns.

[–]mrmopper -1 points0 points ago

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Don't cross the streams.

[–]georgedengit -1 points0 points ago

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did he fuck its brains out too?

[–]kylewyote13 -1 points0 points ago

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What the actual fuck?!

[–]bloodysabre -5 points-4 points ago

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And not a single fuck was given that day.

[–]AltoidNerd -2 points-1 points ago

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He's just walking his fish what's the big?

[–]TremendousPete -2 points-1 points ago

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Is it still referred to as taking the fish for a 'walk'?

[–]Cevian -3 points-2 points ago

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I had a tabletop game character that took her fish for a walk one time. It was a Magikarp that she had acquired when the Surrealist Cowboy who rode a table shot a Pokemon cartridge through his wacky gun. My character named it "Skullkraken."