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[–]caligari5150 99 points100 points ago

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Yo dawg we chill with out shoes off because moms doesn't want them in the house.

[–]Chubbstock 37 points38 points ago

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dat bitch gotta dyson, she can clean just fine

[–]Lithius 26 points27 points ago

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where's increasingly black guy when you need him? ಠ_ಠ

[–]junkimchi 45 points46 points ago

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"increasingly black guy" is the best euphemism I've heard for Gradual_Nigger.

[–]Lithius 6 points7 points ago

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Thank you, I completely forgotwhat his username was!

[–]CSec064 2 points3 points ago

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I've never actually seen him comment. From what I've seen in the history that guys hilarious.

[–]junkimchi 0 points1 point ago

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Its sad because looking at his history, it looks like a lot of people downvote without realizing what he's actually doing. I'm guessing the average redditor just sees a bunch of slang and down votes it.

[–]40kfreak 1 point2 points ago

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I think my sternum just ruptured from laughter....dammit

[–]RaVNzCRoFT 1 point2 points ago

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"Eventual African American"

[–]philmoskowitz 0 points1 point ago

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Any relation to Gradual Slope?

[–]funkbitch 20 points21 points ago

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Okay, so when this was posted in the past (maybe a few months ago), there was a line of comments where people all posed with a gun and their dyson. Can anyone find it? Karma decay isn't showing it.

[–]super6logan 31 points32 points ago

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Yeah nigga, it's a bissell:

http://i.imgur.com/aBqcF.jpg

[–]Squirrelson 14 points15 points ago

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That's some mighty fine trigger discipline Lou.

[–]RealSlipdisc -2 points-1 points ago

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Yeah for an airsoft.

[–]super6logan 0 points1 point ago

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I can assure that the weapon pictured is a very real Glock 17 with a very obnoxious extended mag.

[–]XxionxX 0 points1 point ago

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You mean like this? Sure doesn't look the same to me looks more like a mock beretta.

PS Sorry if you were being sarcastic. :P

[–]super6logan 2 points3 points ago

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http://imgur.com/wRLlT

Looks a whole awful lot like a Glock 17 to me. A Glock is very easy to spot, I don't know any other company that produces handguns with totally square slides and certainly not beretta.

[–]SlimyMango 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't look like an airsoft gun to me.

[–]XxionxX -2 points-1 points ago

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Sure looks like an airsoft to me, especially since I have one just like it. Gangsta even spray painted the tip.

PS Real ones are kinda shiny because they are made of metal.

[–]SlimyMango 0 points1 point ago

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The gun is modeled after the real thing. It is impossible for you to prove that it is an airsoft gun, because they look the same in the shitty quality of the photo. By the way, metallic luster only shows in photos taken in the right light.

[–]Brimlife 12 points13 points ago

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Finger properly off the trigger. You've earned an upvote solder!

[–]MOLESTOTHESUPERAPIST 1 point2 points ago

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An upvote solder sounds painful...and yet somehow sexy

[–]hanszimmeringbacon 1 point2 points ago

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Bissell ain't shit but hoes and tricks, dog. Dyson's where its at that mafucka never loses suction.

[–]super6logan 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a poor student. This is also why I have a Glock instead of of an HK.

[–]hanszimmeringbacon 0 points1 point ago

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see if you had a dyson, maybe you could have cleaned up your act... get it cleaned up your act.

[–]LOFTIE 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like bachelor frog.

[–]AetherIsWaiting 1 point2 points ago

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would bachelor frog own a vacuum?

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

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To blow himself.

[–]Ricktron3030 4 points5 points ago

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Maybe it was when I posted it a year ago.

[–]funkbitch 1 point2 points ago

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I doubt it, I've only been on here half a year. Thanks, though.

[–]HittingSmoke 0 points1 point ago

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I once read the original thread this came from. I wish I could remember the web site... It's good stuff though.

[–]pissuoff 17 points18 points ago

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And I'm pretty sure that's an airsoft gun.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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It is. I have the same one.

[–]druziil 3 points4 points ago

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Correct. There is no slide, it's one solid piece.

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points ago

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Finger on the trigger, hammer back... hope it's not real.

[–]MashMashSkid 18 points19 points ago*

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That is a $15.00 plastic soft air gun. We have about twenty of them around the office i used to work at. You can tell by the gaping holes around what would normally be a Beretta 26's take down mechanism. Fun, more realistic than they need to be, and completely harmless.
EDIT: They are $5.00 now.

[–]zeug666 1 point2 points ago

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That, and the finish looks cheap.

[–]lolicats 0 points1 point ago

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uhh, whats a take down mechanism, would that be the bullet to the face?

[–]RobotsAndLasers 1 point2 points ago

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It's a pin you pull to disassemble the actual firearm. It is unnecessary on an airsoft pistol.

[–]XxionxX 0 points1 point ago

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You can take apart an airsoft gun, I used to clean mine all the time(just because it was fun).

[–]MashMashSkid 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Intotheopen 0 points1 point ago

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The finish looks like shit too.

[–]HemHaw 6 points7 points ago

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Don't worry. That's either an Airsoft gun or a CO2 BB gun. I'm about 98% certain. It looks nothing like any Beretta clone I've ever seen.

[–]luckynumberorange 0 points1 point ago

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He is not quite bad-ass enough for a real gun...that is gangsta lvl: black. You have to work your way up...

[–]The_Mad_Highlander 42 points43 points ago

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I find your lack of trigger discipline disturbing.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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I find your lack of basic firearm safety knowledge to be infuriating and scary.

[–]junkimchi 6 points7 points ago

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I find your lack of Star Wars knowledge disturbing.

[–]The_Mad_Highlander 19 points20 points ago

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That was a take on a Darth Vader Quote.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Oh lol! I did not put two & two together. Thought you were another re re on reddit that thinks he knows his way around a weapon because extensive training on Call Of Duty.

I apologize!

[–]The_Mad_Highlander 19 points20 points ago

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My extensive training comes from 8 years in the real infantry.

[–]eskachig 0 points1 point ago

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Ouch.

[–]Ipeunipig 27 points28 points ago

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[–]lolicats 2 points3 points ago

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[–]keesh 2 points3 points ago

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I find your lack of social awareness disturbing... 're re'.

[–]phliuy 0 points1 point ago

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This type of thing is what scares me the most

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I wouldn't feel bad. I didn't catch it, either. Not all of us have monthly Star Wars marathons to keep the quotes fresh in our heads, right?

[–]HittingSmoke 0 points1 point ago

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Then stay far the fuck away from /r/guns

[–]RedditRedneck 4 points5 points ago

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Lies. We are friendly to people with good firearm safety.

If you don't follow the four cardinal rules, we'll remind you about them... friendly like.

[–]HittingSmoke 1 point2 points ago*

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I have to disagree. As a firearm enthusiast I unsubbed from /r/guns after a couple months because of the gross violations of basic safety I'd see in pics and promoted in top voted comments.

Whenever I'd politely point it out I'd be buried in downvotes.

*spelling corrected from phone post.

[–]PCsNBaseball 0 points1 point ago

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I've been subbed there now for a couple months, and it hasn't been like that at all.

[–]evil_twin 15 points16 points ago

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REDDITORS : They know about trigger discipline, but can't tell a real gun from a toy . . .

[–]Buckwheat469 1 point2 points ago

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Also don't know that there's not a hammer on that gun, it's a thumb guard.

[–]questionablemoose 2 points3 points ago

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A beaver tail. Some people still manage to get slide bite somehow.

[–]MashMashSkid 0 points1 point ago

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Beaver tails are for 1911's that is a plastic Beretta.

[–]RedditRedneck 0 points1 point ago

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I spotted that shit from a mile away.

Also, you would probably never guess I'm a redditor at a glance.

[–]Billy_droptables 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck that, I hope it is real and I hope he shoots his nuts off, only way some people will learn.

[–]DoctorNose 1 point2 points ago

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And here I was, hoping he'd learn a lesson and lose a toe.

[–]SweetLeafKush 1 point2 points ago

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You realize that's a BB Gun right? lol

[–]JGefell 0 points1 point ago

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I noticed that before the vacuum. Also, I had one when I was younger.

[–]SweetLeafKush 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah me to. I used to shoot these purple berries that grew in my back yard at things. Was my make shift paint ball gun.

[–]squirtbottle 1 point2 points ago

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The gun doesnt have a slide. And it has some weird shiny button looking thing. Its fake.

[–]iammrtim 0 points1 point ago

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The shiny button is actually a pin connected to whats called a takedown lever on the opposite side. However, on this fake gun, I would assume it's simply a decoration.

[–]XxionxX 1 point2 points ago

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You can actually disassemble airsoft guns to clean them and replace parts, its really cool when you can't own a real gun.

[–]dmsweeney 0 points1 point ago

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When I'm Emperor of the United States (and Protector of Canada), all wannabe gangstas that post pictures like this will be sentenced to remedial hunter safety classes.

[–]rootlinuxusr 1 point2 points ago

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Emperor Norton? Is that you?

[–]2FishInATank -1 points0 points ago

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I think you need to be more ambitious.

'Lord High Protector' at the very least, surely?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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that was the first thing I noticed as well...

[–]8Layers 19 points20 points ago

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Repost lvl: Dead Horse

[–]Starlos 35 points36 points ago

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So racist ! I thought we already agreed that the only race we could pick on was the Asian !

[–]Dogfish120ipay[S] 15 points16 points ago

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I'm white so I'm ok with it

[–]CayShue 8 points9 points ago

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I'm white and I'm also ok with this.

[–]manbrasucks 4 points5 points ago

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I'm white and I'm most certainly not okay with this. 'That' I can deal with but 'this'? What's next? Indicating two or more things with one word!?!

[–]HittingSmoke 1 point2 points ago

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Chill, George.

[–]MyBestFriendisWhite -1 points0 points ago

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relevant username

[–]BnGamesReviews 0 points1 point ago

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Im half white, so im conflicted.

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

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How does the other half of you feel?

[–]BnGamesReviews 0 points1 point ago

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"¡cállate Gringo"

[–]BadDecisionDino 2 points3 points ago

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I wonder if they make tiny spinning rims.

[–]UnknownArchive 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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[–]s1am 4 points5 points ago

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Dysons suck

[–]LOVERBUNS 1 point2 points ago

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suckin up dem hoes like dirt

[–]wilsonism 1 point2 points ago

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And an airsoft...

[–]Corrik 1 point2 points ago

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And what appears to be a toy gun.

[–]whiteout7942 1 point2 points ago

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nice airsoft pistol. Nigga goes hard.

[–]PurpleZoombini 2 points3 points ago

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To be fair dysons are pretty hardcore.

[–]notmariethehawc 3 points4 points ago

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cuz nothing says suburban middle class like a $500 vacuum.

[–]pizzafache 2 points3 points ago

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That's a DC 28 Animal... Best respect. With Air Muscle Technology, that wigger isn't playin. Not only will he bust a cap in your ass, but he will easily be able to vacuum up the bone fragments

[–]SemiProfesionalTroll 4 points5 points ago

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BAD TRIGGER DISCIPLINE AIRFAG!

[–]Fellstrike 1 point2 points ago

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Stole the words right out my mouth

[–]Gentoo101 1 point2 points ago

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And it's an airsoft gun without the tip... 0_o

[–]AstrentheReaper 0 points1 point ago

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well shit, i have the same vacuum....

[–]ForbiddenX 0 points1 point ago

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There's a better wall to the right...Why use a fucking vacuum over a plant?

[–]Hank_Scorpio_77 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair it is the only vacuum to have Root Cyclone technology, coupled with the ease of use of the Dyson Ball. Now if only he had the Air Multiplier...

[–]ramblerandgambler 0 points1 point ago

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lvl kinda looks like v neck cleavage...man i'm desperate...

[–]YGOnewguy 0 points1 point ago

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to be fair it is pretty gangster having a dyson, that shit cost a lot homie, gotta make fat stacks of cash for dat shiz

[–]derungo 0 points1 point ago

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That looks like my cousin...he also acts like that...

[–]cellio11 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yes! oh dyson, I was worried no one else other than the ladies from the swiffer commercials would understand my love/obsession

[–]cellio11 0 points1 point ago

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I love dyson....I accept being a stereotype.

[–]jasonracey 0 points1 point ago

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Nice clean socks. All is well.

[–]Alsta 0 points1 point ago

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I actually knew a black crackhead/drug dealer who lived in a small apartment and had a dyson. He even used it as an air-filter for crack smoke. True story.

[–]pegun 0 points1 point ago

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These people need not have any more attention directed to them...And he has horrible trigger discipline.

[–]Artyom2033 0 points1 point ago

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Obvious silver plastic gun is obvious.

[–]stlcardinal9 0 points1 point ago

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thats not a gun its a lighter

[–]blizzardice 0 points1 point ago

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Don't fuck with me bitch! I have Dysons in every house on the block! I will fuck you up!

[–]Haroldvonanusiii 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Jamaal Bieber?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Gots me a 2004 DC 06 Animal in my hizzouse! That bitch done suck all the dog and cat hair.

[–]slantedshacks 0 points1 point ago

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Is it lame that I laughed so hard for like a good minute?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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and an airsoft gun I painted. WUT, WUT, COME AT ME BRO

[–]SquirrelyB 0 points1 point ago

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most gangstas have $600 of blow, this guy chose $600 of suck..

[–]CleverPrimate 0 points1 point ago

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It's also a fake gun

[–]pointmanzero 0 points1 point ago

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I want to play MTG so bad now.

[–]TheHammans 0 points1 point ago

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LOLOLOL when he gets in to a gun fight with dyson (his best friend) he's going realize he is holding the gun wrong

[–]thorax9000 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Markarth_Guard 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck Shoes, I Got Socks

[–]TheJames69 0 points1 point ago

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Please don't repost

[–]SweetLeafKush 0 points1 point ago

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Also... That is a BB gun.

[–]randomant 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if white kids turn to rap for guidance because it is one of the only cool masculine forms of influence they can turn to. The other cool music has been feminine for far too long.

[–]brningpyre -2 points-1 points ago

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Dysons suck.

[–]Okit 0 points1 point ago

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Well you wouldn't want your vacuum cleaner to blow now would you?

[–]DiscreetSqueezer -1 points0 points ago

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Sweet kU hat brah.

(at least that's what I think it is)

[–]DrCopeAndMrJack -1 points0 points ago

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I will let you guess which one cost more

[–]luckynumberorange -1 points0 points ago

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Run for you lives! That thing NEVER loses suction power!

[–]cwumed -1 points0 points ago

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"Wipe yo shoes before you come in the house, someone just cleaned that rug!" - Will Smith's good clean rap

[–]aRealSomebody -1 points0 points ago

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I don't get it, are people pointing out that it's a fake gun because they don't think the picture was taken as a joke?

[–]Game25900 -1 points0 points ago

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"And now you die son!"

[–]Zythos -1 points0 points ago

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So what are "twiddly bits"?

[–]massDiction -1 points0 points ago

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There's nothing funny about that trigger discipline.

[–]Gruntilda -1 points0 points ago

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Gangsta Lite has annoying ads and doesn't come with all the levels. But with an In App Purchase "Sell Crack" it really improves the usability. Two Stars.

[–]ThePwnStick -1 points0 points ago

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[–]sutureself8 -1 points0 points ago

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Where's the authenticity sticker? How do I know that hat is legit? Loser.

[–]wholetyouinhere -1 points0 points ago

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All that's missing is a bomb-ass pepper clock.

[–]donkeykongboner69 -1 points0 points ago

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I would fight him even with his gun

[–]DaDornta -1 points0 points ago

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I wanted a dyson ... and then I saw this. I guess I'll get the Shark instead.

[–]porkfatty -1 points0 points ago

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He's just posing with his girlfriend.

[–]jeremiahfelt -1 points0 points ago

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Poor posture, bad spatial orientation, and absolutely horrible gun safety skills. This guy is a fool.

[–]All_the_Hits -2 points-1 points ago

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Could not handle this one. If I had a hat, I would be tipping it to you, good sir.

[–]Coreiel 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Brolly43 -2 points-1 points ago

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White people of reddit please stop confusing thugish with gangster

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[–]CarolinaCruton -2 points-1 points ago

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lights..too..bright..must..wear..hat..over..one..eye..