Oh, I know why

YesNOorMaybe · 9 months

WAIT! How does he raise his eyebrows??? What happens if someone surprises him!

gasguzzler99 · 9 months

Just try and poke his eyes.

ttspam · 9 months

"but mum, I express my pain through these piercings. you just don't get it."

littlelion2k · 9 months

Reminds me of holding up a fork in front of my face, looking at my upset younger brother, and saying aloud, "Of course he's upset, he's in jail!"

xilog · 9 months

What a fucking idiot.

StabbyMcRunFast · 9 months

It took me a while to realise you didn't mean the TV show.

robmiller4 · 9 months

I would hire him.

doot_doot · 9 months

in white trash this translates roughly to: "i hate you so much, dad."

aceoftrachs · 9 months

Probably feels good when they heat up in the sun.

BigRedCat · 9 months

Just don't surprise him, could be painful.

nirtydigger · 9 months

I'd love to play him in raquetball

thepitz · 9 months

Spent a minute figuring out why that guy was worried about missing the daytime talkshow with Barbara Walters.

theralphy · 9 months

and a week later....his eyes get infected or some shit, cause he couldn't just reach up and rub his eyes...

panaflax · 9 months

what an eyesore

dzhoneeh · 9 months

Actually if I look more and more at this picture, I see that right eyes bars further from nose than left eyes.

tehpatriarch · 9 months

I'm pretty sure piercings like this are done for the novelty. Get it done, take some pics, wander around town getting reactions, and then they are removed. Like when Steve-O had his buttcheeks pierced together on Jackass. Its just not really a viable long term piercing.

justinsane98 · 9 months

I think this look should be barred...

jimmyayo · 9 months

You can take the boy outta jail...but you can't take the jail outta the boy's eyes.

MasterCharlz · 9 months

totally thought he was talking about missing the show while he was in jail... then i was like, oh...

delRefugio · 9 months

Anyone find the original? TinEye and Google Image Search both drew a blank

RevRound · 9 months

Sure didnt take long for someone to make a shitty meme out of this picture

SuperStepside · 9 months

Great defense against Moe's eye poking. Larry and Curly envy this guy.

barnun · 9 months

Silly Ex Con! You can watch The View five days a week!

ni79 · 9 months

And, now getting punched in the eye would mean losing your eye...

Mekaron · 9 months

inb4 this becomes big and I get grossed out every day when I see this a thousand times... please don't do that too me

Devalt · 9 months

I feel dumb. First time I read this, I thought he got addicted to the show The View while in prison. Upon leaving prison, he missed one show and got the piercings as a reminder to never forget The View.

gDAnother · 9 months

At what point in his life does he look in the mirror and think "holy shit im a complete douchebag"

BillyTheBanana · 9 months

Maybe he's just an Oddworld fan.

NJDevils30 · 9 months

Imagine putting contacts in with those things.

WhitePostIt · 9 months

Oh gawd, this is making my eyes cry in agony

Arvald · 9 months

he is going to wish he was dead if someone ever hits him in the face.

milesrex · 9 months

I'm going to go out on a limb here and state the obvious: "What a fuckin' idiot."

Herborist · 9 months

You think that's bad? Wait til you see his asshole.

AbramLincoln · 9 months

Putting on contacts must be boats of fun. I hope his eyesight stays good

smurfpiss · 9 months

I thought he was upset he didn't get to watch "The View" while in prison. Then it clicked...

Incalite · 9 months

This view?

[deleted] · 9 months

This person is obviously a douche, who most likely starts fights, because that's what wiggers do, but I'd personally be scared to punch him in the face , what the fuck was he thinking.

TumorPizza · 9 months

oooooh, wise guy, eh? nyuck nyuck nyuck

polysyllabist · 9 months

It's always nice to know why you're unemployed.

ochmand · 9 months

if he were to play football, would he still need a facemask?

HannsGruber · 9 months

I thought this was talking about The View on ABC at first :|

pointsandlaughs · 9 months

He will have to take them out at some point, and will just have stupid looking scars. What an idiot.

mambypambyland · 9 months

How did he go so long without seeing Rosie O'Donnell, Joy Behar, Sherri Sheppard, Elizabeth Hasselbeck and the always lovely Barbara Walters?

guiltypleasures · 9 months

He had to watch the re-runs instead.

jacques95 · 9 months

I saw that post and thought "this is why I shouldn't look at r/WTF anymore. Then the very next post i look at was this one. I was like "...cool."

just_a_quantum_dot · 9 months

In what sort of demented mental state do you have to be to consider this a good idea. If it's chemically induced, where might I get some?

DerKriegmeister · 9 months

Someone surprise him! (O.O)

7zark77 · 9 months

I wonder if he has a tattoo across his belly that says "Jobless 4 Life"

flad · 9 months

WHAT?!?! They cancelled "The View"?

Ragenori · 9 months

What happens when someone punches him in the face?

StonedTigersEatBark · 9 months

it is to protect his eyes from tree branches.

MyWorkHereIsDone · 9 months

So ... what does he do if his eyes itch?

ggushea · 9 months

Such a bad show why would anyone miss it

vagrantwade · 9 months

Talk about easy karma train. Memegenerator has revolutionized it.

thedude213 · 9 months

I hope looking hardcore is worth never making more than 20k a year.

Ace1999 · 9 months

Srsly...why do people do this to themselves? It's almost like getting married!

Horbz · 9 months

I have a feeling he likes the view from behind bars..

K-Lock · 9 months

Because he really wants to look like Doomsday)

Bionic0n3 · 9 months

The first thought that came to mind was, "What a fucking idiot." After thinking about this my thinking has changed to, "This guy is a fucking idiot."

[deleted] · 9 months

shit. That looks like it hurts.

B4rrow · 9 months

Who's honestly this stupid to do this to themselves.

SemiProfesionalTroll · 9 months

YOU FOOLS! THIS MOTHERFUCKER MADE EYEGUARDS! IT'S BRILLIANT!

Nate_the_Ace · 9 months

But it's on every weekday at 10:00 AM Central, on ABC!

Im_Helping · 9 months

betcha that guys stepdad was an asshole

connordlange · 9 months

First time i read the caption, I thought he was so upset that he missed that stupid old woman talkshow that he got his eyes pierced.

DanRo8388 · 9 months

don't worry, it's still on TV.

WeaponexT · 9 months

Looking scary is irrelevant when I can put you in the hospital with my index finger.

mkernan93 · 9 months

Totally read this as Missed "The View" as in the tv show and sat pondering what that could possibly mean for about ten minutes

54MProductions · 9 months

Holy fuck that's metal.

iriefire · 9 months

Already submitted 10 hours before you did it

pipkin227 · 9 months

Someone punch him in the face.

yupitsani · 9 months

Where the FUCK was the NSFL tag?!

couldbeglorious · 9 months

Can't decide if these are an advantage or a disadvantage in a fight. Probably the former, assuming the metal wouldn't tear the flesh being punched.

Ebeneezer_McUpvote · 9 months

Merry Christmas! Have an upvote ^ _ Q

lanbanger · 9 months

Kill it with fire.

curethiscancer · 9 months

I want to find this guy while he.is sleeping. Attach a few key rings to those stupid bars and yank.

keitarofujiwara · 9 months

He's fucked if his eyes itch.

Notoday · 9 months

Gotta avoid crow's feet somehow.

kdrum2014 · 9 months

haha his eyes are still in jail.

zitfarmer · 9 months

thats some damned fine infection you got buddy.

esp13579 · 9 months

i bet he has a nice job

jhawkgiant77 · 9 months

What I first thought.

ErBarbaRossa · 9 months

Okay, okay, so there is a stupider piercing than the bull ring (septum).

lunapt · 9 months

NSFW FUUUUCK

conglock · 9 months

Lmao. People are looking at me in class hahah

AndrewOnPC · 9 months

IShitLiveGoats · 9 months

Excuse me, waiter, there's an eyeball on my shishkabob.

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