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[–]WeAreGods 18 points19 points ago

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Pretending to be an idiot.. watch Bush speak eloquently...

[–]balanceofpower 2 points3 points ago

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Wow. The difference between the clips is striking.

While it's not enough to draw a conclusion, all this time I just assumed he was just playing the folksy-bumpkin stereotype that so many in flyover states seemed to admire about the guy.

[–]Noblerevenge -1 points0 points ago

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The second clip was after he played Quagmire. Giggity.

[–]theLmovingKnight 2 points3 points ago

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Interesting. Very interesting.

[–]Epicman 1 point2 points ago

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Why, though?

Could the the top comment be right and he is just a bad liar?

[–]WeAreGods 0 points1 point ago

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People will forgive you if you stupid, but if you intentionally do evil, well people aren't so nice.

[–]nickthedick69 0 points1 point ago

top comment "This compares very well with Wernicke-Korsakoff disorder, which is the primary degenerative disorder associated with severe alcoholism at a younger age. We made this same argument in a clinical neuroscience class in 2006."

[–]dielegend 20 points21 points ago

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wasnt funny until i realized it's not a banana

[–]frankoftank 1 point2 points ago

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I had to check the comments to get the joke.

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[–]nuotone 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, and the other time two weeks before that. It's just so hilarious!

[–]msterB 3 points4 points ago

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yeah me to

[–]carstenhpr 3 points4 points ago

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too

[–]msterB 2 points3 points ago

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that was sort of my point to

[–]NealHatesMath 52 points53 points ago

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every time

Then please stop posting it. Please.

[–]tronix84 22 points23 points ago

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I agree with OP. Saw this 20 times and still laugh.

[–]Beefyous 9 points10 points ago

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It got you all 14 times this year?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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It's funny, cause it's January 9th.

[–]captainguinness 2 points3 points ago

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Always thought it'd be funnier if it didn't say "dumbfuck" in there. Not a raging censorship dude, just something that irritates me for no reason.

[–]thefirebuilds 5 points6 points ago

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I miss him.

[–]Kiyosal 1 point2 points ago

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Which one...

[–]thefirebuilds 4 points5 points ago

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both, for different reasons.

[–]That_Damn_Sasquatch 11 points12 points ago

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Not sure why so many people declare internet war on someone if they post a repost in a non-malicious fashion. If things were strictly only allowed to be posted once, I feel like I'd probably miss out on a lot of funny and interesting stuff on reddit. Plus, sometimes it can be a nice bonus to get to see again something that you thought was awesome but had forgotten about.

Not to say that there aren't limits to acceptable repost frequency (there are), but yes, I have seen this one before, and yes, it made me laugh both then and now. Based on nothing more than this, have an upvote, OP, for having decent taste and making me laugh, regardless of anything else. To everyone else, please have a banana and a nice day!

[–]failtree 9 points10 points ago

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Why is this guy getting downvoted? I guarantee you , you would miss half the shit on reddit if it wasn't reposted, everything you see is pretty much a repost, from somewhere.

God reddit is turning into a pile of fucking shit lately

[–]kickpants -1 points0 points ago

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Actually, very few people complain about something getting posted twice, even three times is tolerable. But the "pile of shit" you're referring to will come to be when more and more images like this one circulate the same website at LEAST half a dozen times. It's banal and puts off the higher caliber users of this site.

[–]adius 1 point2 points ago

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Gets me every time

[–]Herborist 1 point2 points ago

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Ha, those guys don't know what a stick of butter is.

[–]A_DERPING_ULTRALISK 1 point2 points ago

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This is a bad repost, and you should feel bad.

[–]A_DERPING_ULTRALISK 1 point2 points ago

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FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:LOLOLSTUPIDKINGJONG

[–]dkerney 4 points5 points ago

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Every time I see something with Bush in it, I read it in his voice and instantly makes it 20X more funny.

[–]yunohavenameiwant 1 point2 points ago

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I'm in a laundrymat cracking up!

[–]SupaDoll 2 points3 points ago

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There's something wrong with this banana..

[–]theLmovingKnight 2 points3 points ago

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Cake day!

[–]winter_beard 0 points1 point ago

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Too soon, dude.

[–]mosnas88 0 points1 point ago

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I thanks even though I've seen it lots it's funny enough to still be funny after several views

[–]namedmeducky 0 points1 point ago

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This is what I mean when I say that I miss W Bush.

[–]andrey_shipilov 0 points1 point ago

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Super repost.

[–]TheJames69 0 points1 point ago

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Please don't repost

[–]getsmeeverytime 0 points1 point ago

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You called?

[–]glr123 0 points1 point ago

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Interestingly, you could trace this as a throwback to this:

http://i.imgur.com/17Vdt.jpg

A joke on the East Germans (from the West, of course) about communism.

[–]kevlo 0 points1 point ago

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Though i get tired of the endless Bush hate, i found this rather amusing.

[–]kellydean1 0 points1 point ago

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I always liked the "there's something wrong with this banana" caption for the same bush pic.

[–]ScreamingHand 0 points1 point ago

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Someone's desperate for upvotes, eh?

[–]howdoishotReddit 0 points1 point ago

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Kim Jong-Il is holding the saddest piece of corn I have ever seen in my life...

[–]Erdrick64 0 points1 point ago

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Never before has a reddit title been so true...

[–]dakaroo1127 0 points1 point ago

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Wtf is is shit It's a repost

[–]Udub -1 points0 points ago

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Well, this gets ME every time.

[–]singletWarrior -1 points0 points ago

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Is this where derp face came from????

[–]canadianric -4 points-3 points ago

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People need to relax about reposts... reposts are only an issue when there is already something identical on site.

[–]tuckc -2 points-1 points ago

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REPOST

[–]CFAonetwo11 -4 points-3 points ago

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ALMOST had my upvote.

[–]GosuSheep -2 points-1 points ago

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Reposts make me want to fucking vomit.

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[–]numberq4547 2 points3 points ago

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Watch out guise, reposts are srs bsns.

[–]The_Resisty 0 points1 point ago

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Sheesh, dude, it's just a repost. It's not going to kill you or anything... ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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Oh hey, repost.

[–]Jimmybucks -1 points0 points ago

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this, is why terrorists hate us.

[–]DuckTruck -1 points0 points ago

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Hahaha

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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hey evry1…Kim Jong-Ils the shit hes the best rapper eva and always will b…R.I.P brotha much love from evrybody

[–]ssotaru 1 point2 points ago

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You're not very good at this game.

[–]seehadreddit -3 points-2 points ago

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Bush > Kim Jong-il

[–]H_J_Farnsworth -1 points0 points ago

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Kim Jong-il is obviously better in every meaningful category.

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[–]jeffybigh 0 points1 point ago

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Oh please, this is two thousand and late!

[–]dezweb -3 points-2 points ago

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Gets my upvote since I was actually visiting friends and family over the holidays instead of browsing reddit at work while bored out of mind. Good shit!

[–]RevWaldo -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]RobBobLoblaw -5 points-4 points ago

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"In other words, it's monkey food."

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[–]MrIste 2 points3 points ago

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There are many problems with this post. The reference has nothing to do with this thread or the image, and the 'arrow to the knee' jokes haven't been funny for a good few weeks.