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[–]UnknownArchive 147 points148 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
limes taste funny 1com 24pts 2dys aww
Too sour 0coms -2pts 1mo funny
Sourest. Lemon. Ever. 5coms 4pts 1mo pics
Sour 6coms 81pts 1mo gifs
When puppies discover "sour"... 3coms 3pts 1mo funny
After reading that /r/WTF krokodile post, I needed this. 0coms 7pts 1mo aww
The problem is with swallowing.... 1com -4pts 1mo funny
Oh this looks tasty... 79coms 397pts 1mo funny
Oh this looks tasty... 75coms 400pts 1mo funny
Puppy Licks Lime, Seems to Hate/Love it 0coms 0pts 1mo funny
How I picture Christians after reading any /r/atheism posts 41coms 335pts 2mos atheism
A picture I found while deleting stuff from my computer. 1com 5pts 2mos aww
Puppy tastes lime, goes full retard [gif] 115coms 608pts 2mos funny
This is pretty goo- Holy shit what is that!? 1com 4pts 3mos funny
What dogs do when they taste lemon. 1com 0pts 3mos reddit.com
How I feel whenever I see stuiped comments on Facebook. 7coms -3pts 3mos gifs
Do Not Want! 1com -1pt 3mos funny
Kill it with fire! 1com -5pts 3mos pics
Dog tastes a lime for the first time. 2coms 2pts 4mos reddit.com
Cant tell if he's reacting to the Patron or the lime. 2coms 21pts 4mos gifs
Do not want! 3coms 29pts 4mos pics
Puppy tasting a lime. 1com 3pts 4mos gifs
Puppy Tastes a Lime, No Gusta 1com -3pts 4mos pics
Puppy VS Lime 1com -7pts 4mos funny
Puppy vs. Lime! x-post /r/pics 1com -1pt 4mos reddit.com
Puppy tastes lime 593coms 2174pts 4mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]UnCoolBeans 46 points47 points ago

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I like how someone was able to fit it into r/atheism

[–]loercase 11 points12 points ago

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If it slanders religion in that reddit it gets upvotes.

[–]WarPhalange 1 point2 points ago

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If it slanders /r/atheism it also gets an upvote.

[–]HeroOfCanton 3 points4 points ago

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The only subreddit that circlejerks more than /r/circlejerk.

[–]Windyvale 2 points3 points ago

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Oh no, people posting about the topic in it's OWN SUBREDDIT!

FOR SHAME!

[–]HeroOfCanton 3 points4 points ago

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Do you believe in Santa Claus?! YA ME NEITHER, BRO, UPVOTES!

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[–]Waff1es 0 points1 point ago

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I would have bolded different words in the paragraph but the message is spot on.

[–]xVoide 16 points17 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

All this information. I'm overwhelmed.

[–]Zombie_Hunter 0 points1 point ago

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Its astonishing. This is truly a god amongst mere mortals.

[–]loercase 7 points8 points ago

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I love how the voting range is from -7 to +2174 for the exact same post.

[–]zuperxtreme 2 points3 points ago

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Hmm, we could A/B test with different titles to acquire the maximum karma.

I like you, guy.

[–]verifies_reposts 2 points3 points ago

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I can't take this anymore

[–]Shatterer 1 point2 points ago

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Jon, from Garfield.

[–]BillyJackO 0 points1 point ago

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Guys, just tell me if there's a video.

[–]bholzer 0 points1 point ago

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It's out of control.

[–]MAKE_THIS_POLITICAL 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking split test that bad boy, get a copyrighter in here.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Shiftyze 0 points1 point ago

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It.. Hurts.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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you should see the results on that animated gif of grandpa simpson walking in and out of the door

[–]Drink_Clorox_and_Die 0 points1 point ago

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so how long did THAT take to find? thats a lot of the same thing there but props for finding them all

[–]UnknownArchive 1 point2 points ago

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Karmadecay.com plugin. Click a link, copy/paste, done. Check their website.

[–]Drink_Clorox_and_Die 0 points1 point ago

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ahhhhhhh......i was unaware of that. TIL...

[–]HeroOfCanton 0 points1 point ago

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click the link to karmadecay at the bottom of his post.

[–]KrunkSplein 132 points133 points ago

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Is it a repost? Yes. Does it make me laugh every single time? Also yes.

[–]angena9 8 points9 points ago

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I know, I feel like I see this once a week now, and I still upvote it every time.

[–]ScholarZero 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty much on Reddit once a day for two years and it's the first time I've seen it. Apparently I should go outside less.

[–]random123456789 1 point2 points ago

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Krieger! Where is my pig boy!

[–]FluoCantus 0 points1 point ago

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It was on the top of the front page like, a year and a half ago, I remember! Hilarious gif.

[–]THESALTEDPEANUT -1 points0 points ago

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Lolol

[–]karthenon 9 points10 points ago

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here's the full video for anyone who wants: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdrY7kXv7Bg

[–]bnc22 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you! That gif was horrible to watch...

[–]Proposition_Joe 6 points7 points ago

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Mitch will always earn my upvotes.

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[–]Torch_Salesman 5 points6 points ago

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YOU TAKE THAT BACK. YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.

[–]Proposition_Joe -5 points-4 points ago

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Mitch will always earn my upvotes.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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I tried this with my dog, she wasn't phased at all. She ate the whole thing, peel included. also loves pickles and lemons.

[–]blue_strat 6 points7 points ago

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*fazed

[–]MAKE_THIS_POLITICAL 3 points4 points ago

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No the dog crossed the thin line between dimensions. It's... the scary door.

[–]loercase 4 points5 points ago

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When my dog licks limes she phases into the Lectroid Dimension.

[–]FoolsRun 1 point2 points ago

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Without the use of an Oscillation Overthruster? Remarkable!

[–]McKoijion 2 points3 points ago

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Every time the gif resets, I think the dog decided to go in for another taste.

[–]imtrew 2 points3 points ago

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[–]labrys 1 point2 points ago

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Haha - this works perfectly on my cats with tandoori chicken

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I always wonder, because Reddit is fucking terrible about reposts, if people take note of high-karmic value posts, store away the pic/whatever, and repost it a month or 2 later.

[–]timboss94 4 points5 points ago

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Seriously? This again?

[–]SenTedStevens 1 point2 points ago

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It's a repost, but I like it and hasn't been beaten to the ground. But OP, that is a TERRIBLE title.

[–]Lecard 1 point2 points ago

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Not beaten into the ground? I take it you didn't see this post in the thread.

[–]SenTedStevens 1 point2 points ago

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Wow. I guess I don't Reddit that much. I haven't seen this .gif and video nearly as many times as that list shows.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I lol'd. Never seen it before so it's new to me. Awesome.

[–]infinitemonkeyrage 0 points1 point ago

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The gif goes well with this track = http://open.spotify.com/track/5eS6pTvDNOvh2kyxeZtK3r

[–]Pr0x1mo 0 points1 point ago

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If you actually give lime/lemon to a cat, they'll foam out da mouf.

[–]richard_photograph 0 points1 point ago

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lime covered in meth

[–]flyinhawaiian 0 points1 point ago

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This went perfectly to the dubstep I was listening to.

[–]EdwardGrey 0 points1 point ago

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I'd never seen it and i laughed a lot more than this would initially warrant.

[–]blaze_all_day 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks reposting some that's weekly on reddit.

[–]brownAir 0 points1 point ago

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Orange peels freak my dog out.

[–]superanth 0 points1 point ago

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I gave my cat a piece of hot chicken once (he wouldn't shut up about getting a piece). He took a chomp, then started batting it with his paw, like it was trying to bite him. :)

[–]thebope 0 points1 point ago

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Completely inappropriate username for submission.

[–]SushiKat 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god. I died. That is beyond adorable.

[–]Kaniva 0 points1 point ago

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Most I have ever laughed out loud on reddit..

The title matched perfect.

[–]KamenRiderKuuga 0 points1 point ago

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repost or not, this is the 1st time i've seen this. Get off your high horses when shouting repost. Not everyone lives on this site 24/7 and sees every post.

[–]sirtoasty624 -1 points0 points ago

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It saddens me to see this on the front page...

[–]rabarrett -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]mccscott 0 points1 point ago

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No tequila?No salt?I'm reporting this shit to the SPCA!

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[–]bholzer 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]koviko 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the look of disapproval worked, this time.

[–]bholzer 0 points1 point ago

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Ha, i should have copied his post dammit...

[–]Qweef 0 points1 point ago

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Are lemons and limes safe when they are served with drinks? I keep hearing mixed messages

[–]loercase 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, this post again. It must be Monday.

[–]DOWNVOTES_APLENTY -2 points-1 points ago

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OLD. DOWNVOTES

[–]Joke_Getter -5 points-4 points ago

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Of all the 8000 times this has been posted, this is the worst post title used. Congrats, OP.

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[–]r3xj 7 points8 points ago

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"Citrus oil extracts such as those found in insecticidal sprays, dips, shampoos, insect repellents, food additives, and fragrances." ... "The toxic dose for ingestion of d-limonene in dogs is 308 grams per pound of body weight"

[–]matteumayo 1 point2 points ago

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It could still trigger such a reaction due to it being irritating, not just the taste, which is what I was trying to say.

Thanks though, didn't read much into it.

[–]Illuminaughtyy 0 points1 point ago

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So if a dog weighed 20 pounds, they'd have to ingest arpund 13.5 lbs of d-limonene from limes?

That doesn't sound right, or particularly toxic if you have to eat over half your body weight of the stuff for a toxic dose.

[–]Rrkies -1 points0 points ago

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Kill it with fire!!!

[–]jpar23 -3 points-2 points ago

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The confusing power of the...LIME!!

[–]wigglystyle -2 points-1 points ago

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LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE FOUND!

there's more!

this gif is the appropriate response for the amount of times it has been posted.

[–]wigglystyle -1 points0 points ago

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I've never seen it before...

[–]swandiesinging -2 points-1 points ago

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So tired of this gif...

[–]MADBAKER -2 points-1 points ago

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Bishop Brennan would like a word with you.