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[–]magnus_eisengrim 31 points32 points ago

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[–]freedeweezy 7 points8 points ago

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shuf

[–]tontoto 0 points1 point ago

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[–]broALLOVAyaFACE 0 points1 point ago

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just because of what that link says, it honestly frightens me to click on that at workk.... someone tell me what it is.

[–]thefreq 0 points1 point ago

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A woman is lying on the floor in the first panel. She wakes up to a man telling her through a narrow slot to wipe the dead skin off of her arms, and scrape it into a chute. She begins doing so, as the man tells her "Scrape off more for me". As she finishes scraping, the man tells the woman, "People usually have questions about what I want from them. Where I've taken them."

[–]lillyjb 5 points6 points ago

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I totally pine coned this chick last night.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pine%20cone

[–]Kunkletown 5 points6 points ago

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The other definitions.. WTF?

[–]KnuckleDraggingGamer 9 points10 points ago

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Yes, I learned not to ask about sexual fantasies too.

My sexual fantasy is dinner and a movie at this point. :P

[–]jakebluu 11 points12 points ago

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You're boring

[–]KnuckleDraggingGamer 15 points16 points ago

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:(

I prefer exciting impaired.

[–]nemysyss 7 points8 points ago

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  • Go to dinner
  • Order beats
  • ???????
  • PROFIT

[–]AlyoshaV 20 points21 points ago

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3. Waiter beatboxes

[–]f03nix 1 point2 points ago

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You're not alone my friend, there are DOZENS of us !!

[–]nervousonlineguy 20 points21 points ago

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haha it would be so difficult to put those in a girls butt

[–]PsychedelicFairy 39 points40 points ago

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Yeah they'd only fit in a dude's butt.

[–]LNMagic 4 points5 points ago

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They're even harder to take out.

[–]dfinch 2 points3 points ago

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Easier to vomit them out.

[–]poptart2nd 88 points89 points ago

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source

reported for rehosting on imgur.

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[–]theghostofme 19 points20 points ago*

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Why do you guys always assume the submitter found the image on the artist's site, but chose to reupload to imgur anyway, as if the OP were thinking, "Oh, man, if I link to the artists site, I might have to share my karma with him."

It's one thing to recommend linking to the artist's site; it's another to take it upon yourself to act like you're here to hand out justice for people who break the rules.

EDIT: Oh, now I get it. Because your post about not rehosting to imgur got added to the sidebar, you're taking it upon yourself to ensure no one ever violates that rule. You're like a mall security guard who caught a shoplifter, got a wink and nod from the arresting officers, and then started thinking of himself as Shaft.

[–]haymakers9th 15 points16 points ago

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It doesn't always mean we assume the person found it and rehosted themselves, they could have just found it somewhere, but it doesn't change the whole "artist getting hits" thing.

Also, it isn't so much "this guy did something wrong and he's gonna PAY" I don't really think anyone is upset at the OP, just here's a rehosted comic so now we're going to replace with the real source.

[–]JohnCthulhu -1 points0 points ago

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Exactly. There is seriously no excuse for not giving the original artist credit when sites like Tineye make finding the original image source incredibly easy:

http://www.tineye.com/search/d83d00e7e4e524652d7599d59d51446649ecb043/?pluginver=firefox-1.1

Why, look at that, it's the very first result!

[–]piezo32 0 points1 point ago

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Stolen or not, it still made me laugh. I wouldn't have seen it otherwise.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I thought she was asking for Fantas.

Was very confused.

[–]malfidusgt2 0 points1 point ago

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Don't you wanna?

[–]spiralout154 2 points3 points ago

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This could be reposted everyday and I'd be happy

[–]dreamleaking 1 point2 points ago

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Three Word Phrase has pretty much been my favorite thing since I was first linked to it from pictures for sad children.

[–]daveswagon 0 points1 point ago

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Which comic is this?

[–]magnus_eisengrim 3 points4 points ago

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Three Word Phrase.

[–]silverence 0 points1 point ago

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I care not if this is a repost, i laughed so hard i woke the dog in the next room.

[–]phaynt 0 points1 point ago

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This is the second of these comics that I've seen rehosted on imgur today.

[–]kn0where 0 points1 point ago

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Don't ya want a Fanta?

[–]jambo2011 0 points1 point ago

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It's not a pinecone, though, but still related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YssMT0qXYOw

It's from the comedy "Little Nicky" with Adam Sandler

[–]_pumpkinpies 0 points1 point ago

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Because you know, it's easier to upload to imgur and remove the comic source from the image than provide the original website or image. Boo on you.

[–]therandomist 0 points1 point ago

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Just listen to Creedence instead

[–]Blackops606 0 points1 point ago

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haha his poker face

[–]IslandGreetings 0 points1 point ago

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Admit it, you're wondering what it like.

[–]CanIGetaHellYeah 0 points1 point ago

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haha.. you know when something just hits the right note with you and you find yourself thinking back to it, chuckling to yourself. This just happened. love it

[–]SequenceofLetters -1 points0 points ago

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I think this just won webcomics. Any subsequent comics are superfluous.

[–]shutup_shinji 0 points1 point ago

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if by 'this' you mean 'anything from ThreeWordPhrase' then yes, it is a constant internet win. May it never stop updating

[–]sweet_lil_qt -1 points0 points ago

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one of my favorite web comics haha

[–]naked_ditchdigger -2 points-1 points ago

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Why does a John Denver song suddenly seem appropriate?

[–]this_sucksss -2 points-1 points ago

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I AM A WARRIOR

[–]this_sucksss -1 points0 points ago

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ama warrior?

[–]enginedriver -3 points-2 points ago

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This would be much better without the final panel