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[–]RadicalRaid 56 points57 points ago

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Those were wolves, once..

[–]Akylees 82 points83 points ago

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Girl: Do do do do hmm hmm hmm Dog: I'm FLYING!!! WEeeeeeEEEEee!

[–]CyberianSun 31 points32 points ago

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAGLE!

[–]Mikefer 5 points6 points ago

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More like:

Girl: Do do do do hmm hmm hmm Dog: KILL ME! PLEASEEEEEE!

[–]-idk -2 points-1 points ago

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Pure... Adrenaline...

[–]anexanhume 23 points24 points ago

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Imagine if she walked multiple dogs like that. Fanny pack.

[–]coinich 44 points45 points ago

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I'd pack her fanny, if you know what I mean.

[–]garysnail123 17 points18 points ago

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Full of dogs.

[–]jesamdeco 9 points10 points ago

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British or American use of fanny?

[–]Strawcrazyman 20 points21 points ago

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Yes.

[–]kirkoswald 1 point2 points ago

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both....

[–]PointsOutSexism 3 points4 points ago

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[–]joeyurso 1 point2 points ago

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I would compliment her on those beautiful earrings... uh I mean I would put my penis in her butt.... yeah....

[–]Thwarter -5 points-4 points ago

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I was gonna say the dog's name was Fanny, but close enough. Have an upbiscuit.

[–]hillbillyesq 32 points33 points ago

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Hmm...there seems to be a small subset of the population that doesn't look at me when I walk by. I need to strap a cute puppy to my side!

[–]JimCarreysFace 1 point2 points ago

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Hey man! It's just a step counter, chill.

[–]StefanHectorPoseidon -5 points-4 points ago

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definitely an attention whore. brilliant deduction, redditor.

[–]TheBagRat 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Chakura 7 points8 points ago

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The thing that disturbs me the most about that is that they start dancing.

[–]Vandalicious 1 point2 points ago

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That girl had a raging wedgie ~20 seconds in.

[–]aguirre1 72 points73 points ago

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[–]thinksmart88 7 points8 points ago

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OUCH !!!!!

[–]xMalnutrition 8 points9 points ago

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Add a set of kitten mittens to your order for only $19.99.

[–]TheMightGinger 2 points3 points ago

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Not sure which is more comfortable, Cat Carrier or It

[–]forrestke18 3 points4 points ago

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What I just saw cannot be unseen! IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN!

[–]djnikadeemas -3 points-2 points ago

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I read somewhere Walmart contracted the manufacturer to grind these out for them around Easter of 2012.

[–]See-Eee-O 0 points1 point ago

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No you didn't.

[–]rauh 53 points54 points ago

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[–]mmoonlight 8 points9 points ago

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Definitely. I have the same breed and those little assholes get tired quickly.

[–]BaghdadAssUp 0 points1 point ago

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What if the dog's legs are paralyzed

And she just wants to spend time with her outside?

[–]Vikaroo 0 points1 point ago

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This was my thought exactly. I have little dogs and when walking in the summer sometimes one of them will get so hot that he just refuses to walk any further. I always carry him after that and get them some water as soon as we get home.

[–]mrjdblack80 22 points23 points ago

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that bitch is hot!!

[–]mrjdblack80 46 points47 points ago

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(the girl is cute too)

[–]dfinch 11 points12 points ago

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Penis don't discriminate.

[–]brewmeister58 6 points7 points ago

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Kinda sad that you had to reply to yourself.

[–]mrjdblack80 1 point2 points ago

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thank you. I am new at this

[–]brewmeister58 -5 points-4 points ago

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I guess there's potential

[–]crookers -2 points-1 points ago

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ah, the old reddit switcharoo

or whatever idc

[–]Titan7771 1 point2 points ago

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Her name is Danielle Lloyd

[–]DangerousIdeas 15 points16 points ago

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Doesnt Matter;Hot Chick

[–]SophisticatedVagrant 6 points7 points ago

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No one has said it yet, is this, or is this not, Katie Holmes?

[–]tokeyoh 2 points3 points ago

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I don't think it is.

[–]Titan7771 0 points1 point ago

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Her name is Danielle Lloyd

[–]Boycubpiglet -1 points0 points ago

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This is

[–]dfinch 0 points1 point ago

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It be.

[–]Brianderson51 -1 points0 points ago

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I was thinking Rachael Bilson.

[–]TheCannon 3 points4 points ago

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Shaken, not stirred.

[–]Alkzn[S] 3 points4 points ago

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I guess we can say, the dog recieves a good ammount of ass-beating

[–]ninja_robot_jpg -1 points0 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]vandalcookies 7 points8 points ago

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wait, theres a dog in this picture?

[–]PointsOutSexism 2 points3 points ago

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[–]thinksmart88 -1 points0 points ago

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yup, that damn dog is covering some good parts ...

[–]IdTugYourBoat -1 points0 points ago

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At the bottom, I think, but I didn't bother scrolling.

[–]DucksEchoes 1 point2 points ago

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Hipster Dog

[–]just_bob 1 point2 points ago

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everyone else says the dog looks happy, but to me the look on his face says:

"Help me! Bitch be crazy!!!"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Is girl attractive? Yes.

Upvoting ensues.

[–]Wikwak 1 point2 points ago

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That dog is trolling me hard, I was looking forward to an ass shot as I scrolled down.

[–]BangkokPadang 1 point2 points ago

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She's certainly welcome to take my dog for a walk... hell, I'd even let her help me bury it.

[–]redgroupclan 1 point2 points ago

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My penis doesn't know which bitch to fuck.

[–]IrrelevantUsernames 1 point2 points ago

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This needs a "Haters gonna hate" text box at the bottom

[–]TheRedViper 1 point2 points ago

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Wait till you see where she keeps the cat.

[–]godlesspinko 1 point2 points ago

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Animal? Don't you mean accessory?

[–]transmogrification 1 point2 points ago

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Honestly, that's about all that breed is good for. I hate those little things.

[–]clutterbang 1 point2 points ago

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People who when they walk, or ride on bikes, and don't take the opportunity to exercise their dog shouldn't own dogs.

[–]iNOTgoodATcomp 3 points4 points ago

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That dog is so obedient that it doesn't even need a leash.

[–]8-bit_d-boy 3 points4 points ago

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Not a single fuck was given.

[–]moorechez67 2 points3 points ago

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On behalf of the dog, fuck everything about this.

[–]RandyMFromSP 7 points8 points ago

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On behalf of the dog, "THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!"

[–]Parlex 1 point2 points ago

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[–]drakeypoo 5 points6 points ago

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Celebrities.

[–]dfinch 6 points7 points ago

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Idiots.

[–]ItsOnlyNatural 2 points3 points ago

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But you repeat yourselves.

[–]tokeyoh 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure that isn't a celebrity...

[–]drakeypoo 0 points1 point ago

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I dunno, I saw people speculating about her identity in other comments. I don't pay any attention to Hollywood bullshit though, so.

[–]TheOtherOneWhoSpeaks 1 point2 points ago

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True story, some guy posted this picture on 4chan, I said someone should make it into a "haters gonna hate" Resulting in: http://i.imgur.com/HgxEd.jpg

[–]wildmanweece 0 points1 point ago

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Hot girls can get away with anything.

[–]Razed 0 points1 point ago

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Wow! Who is she?

[–]Titan7771 0 points1 point ago

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Her name is Danielle Lloyd

[–]Razed 1 point2 points ago

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Well reading this is a turn off. Wikipedia Entry

It's terrible when they turn out to be physically fantastic, but have a shitty personality.

[–]Kazmaniandevil 0 points1 point ago

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Dat puppy

[–]gunnin_and_runnin 0 points1 point ago

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All I picture the dog saying is, "Help me!"

[–]Deathwalkx 0 points1 point ago

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What dog?

[–]sky4ever 0 points1 point ago*

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There's either a new level of sarcasm here or you didn't realize that's actually not a real dog, it's a dog looking purse.

[–]wotererio 0 points1 point ago

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Sixth hit after typing "dog in purse" on google images.

[–]Kaflagemeir 0 points1 point ago

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She's toting three puppies.

[–]Lucid-Pasta 0 points1 point ago

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Look at that bitch go.

[–]MayorEmanuel 0 points1 point ago

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If you think that's strange, you should see where she keeps the hamster.

[–]general_derez 0 points1 point ago

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This was especially effective because I had to scroll down to see the dog.

[–]Heelincal 0 points1 point ago

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She can take my dog for a walk... if you know what I mean.

[–]HyperLinx 0 points1 point ago

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Haters gonna hate!

[–]Deracination 0 points1 point ago

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I have a picture of myself wearing that same dog somewhere. It was my aunt's dog and in a resale store. I'll have to see if I can dig it up.

[–]-idk 0 points1 point ago

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Wouldn't want it to get dirty. Public people walk on those roads. Dogs don't have shoes derp.

[–]db0255 0 points1 point ago

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Who is girl?

[–]nova62400 0 points1 point ago

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Makes sense, dog can just poop as she walks

[–]Parchedflame 0 points1 point ago

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This is old YouTube material. Wtf, reddit?

[–]solabear 0 points1 point ago

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Id like to take her for a walk if you know what i mean...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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no no no, the dog is walking the woman.

[–]bekalah 0 points1 point ago

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I used to work at a dog treat bakery. The woman who makes these shits tried to get us to sell her dog carriers.

[–]bergerman 0 points1 point ago

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Dat ass!

[–]o_sLacKer_x 0 points1 point ago

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I didnt see any dogs in this picture?

[–]Alkzn[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I guess you're one of those people that doesnt look at asses. Well... good for you :)

[–]ElvishJerricco 0 points1 point ago

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Boobs... What?

[–]brads005 0 points1 point ago

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Introducing the new and improved "Stupid Spoiled Whore Doggy Tote!"

[–]Titan7771 0 points1 point ago

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To everyone wondering, her name is Danielle Lloyd.

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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Dat dog

[–]Banprionsa 0 points1 point ago

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That looks like Kate Middleton. Anyone else think so?

[–]Novelt_Acct 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta take that Bichon a walk!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I want to punch her.

[–]M7A1-RI0T 21 points22 points ago

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Spelt fuck wrong

[–]egzy 5 points6 points ago

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I'd do both.

[–]M7A1-RI0T 3 points4 points ago

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I'm not sure that's legal. But hey, if the little one likes it, who am I to judge?

[–]dfinch 0 points1 point ago

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In that order.

[–]xMalnutrition 0 points1 point ago

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Donkey punch.

[–]Alkzn[S] 1 point2 points ago

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doggy-punch even?

[–]PointsOutSexism 2 points3 points ago

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[–]one_salty_cracka 0 points1 point ago

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He wants to punch fuck her.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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why are these people allowed to have pets

[–]kev2600 6 points7 points ago

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Human invented life ownership. That's why.

[–]onethousandpoints -1 points0 points ago

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dog gets more ass than me

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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You know, once when I was about 18 a female friend was visiting and she hugged my family's cat. She pushed the head up against her breast as she cradled it. The cat did not appear to be enjoying but rather tolerating this time. I, however, thought to myself, "I wish I was a cat..." I also sort of realized I was a pervert at that point.

Sometimes animals just don't understand the position of honor they hold.

[–]bleakwood -4 points-3 points ago

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That right there is downright animal cruelty. Somebody call the RSPCA... oh wait she's pretty hot so never mind!

[–]anexanhume 10 points11 points ago

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Plus that dog looks kind of happy.

[–]BeeSilver9 4 points5 points ago

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I don't see how this is animal cruelty as the animal is not being hurt. In fact, I think it's a good way to spend time with your animal. Small dogs like that cannot walk as far as bigger dogs (I know, I have one). This way, your doggie can be with you while you are out rather than still alone at home.

[–]SonOfMyFather 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed, with the exception of papillions. I have two small dogs, one can barely walk 1-2 miles but my papillion can damn near out-sprint me and I have yet to see his distance limit.

[–]BeeSilver9 2 points3 points ago

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Awww! Of course, with this device, you also don't have to stop every single time they smell something interesting, which can really break up your stride!

[–]SonOfMyFather 0 points1 point ago

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Not to mention marking, their little legs can barely make it over the grass.

[–]Alkzn[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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I would hang on her, any day!

[–]imnoturfriendbuddy -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]ijustliketrains -5 points-4 points ago

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Well, I'd like to take her dog for a walk, if you know what I mean!

I'll let myself out..

[–]dfinch 1 point2 points ago

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I'd stick my dick into her puppy, too, if you know what I'm saying.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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THE LEASH WAS MORE EXPENSIVE. Don't judge her.

[–]Diego_Poop -1 points0 points ago

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She's cute, so she can do whatever she wants.

[–]FlavorousShawty -1 points0 points ago

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[–]LastOfSane -1 points0 points ago

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I guess its kind of like Pokemon. SillyFace, I CHOSE YOU! Use Hyper Beam! SillyFace used lick. Rats, I guess I need more badges for it to obey me.

[–]MidEastBeast777 -2 points-1 points ago

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buzz your girlfriend! WOOF

[–]NCC74656 -2 points-1 points ago

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it took me a couple minutes before i noticed the dog, the girl is off the scale