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[–]Jrodkin 132 points133 points ago

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I light my crotch on fire then have my friends stomp it out every time I post on Reddit too!

[–]Cultr1 77 points78 points ago

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The most sacred of Reddit rituals.

[–]svullenballe 28 points29 points ago

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This kills the penis.

[–]ahmed_alamir 6 points7 points ago

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This kills the human.

[–]whynotpatrick 9 points10 points ago

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this kills the humans future humans

[–]honeybadga 38 points39 points ago

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This is the baconing of the narwhal.

[–]l312 0 points1 point ago

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It must be done every day. At midnight.

[–]jcarules 48 points49 points ago

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Why the hell would someone light their own crotch in fire?

[–]whynotpatrick 6 points7 points ago

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to attract women.

[–]BoxThinker 4 points5 points ago

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Women do appreciate a nice black penis char.

[–]fucking_leverpostej 3 points4 points ago

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To get their friends to stomp on their testicles and penis.

[–]LoriStrode 14 points15 points ago

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what does he expect to happen for heaven sakes.

[–]TeCuervo -5 points-4 points ago

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Upvotes

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Apparently not

[–]AndyRooney 10 points11 points ago

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Note to self - whenever one of my friends lights their crotch on fire gently apply a moist towel while soothing the victim with a poem or Cat Stevens lyric..

[–]FrenchieSmalls 15 points16 points ago

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Yup. Full retard status reached.

[–]Kingspade1 17 points18 points ago

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He must have been a liar.

[–]expandingmess 3 points4 points ago

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sitting on an electric wire? no? stomp his nuts!

[–]andrewsmith1986 21 points22 points ago

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This is why we can't have nice things.

/r/reactiongifs is full of these.

[–]DeTrueSnyder 2 points3 points ago

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Since there isn't a way to upvote a Subreddit, have a upvote.

[–]Calobi 5 points6 points ago

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Subscribing is sort of like upvoting a subreddit.

Kind of.

[–]mericaftw 2 points3 points ago

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Too bad I can't antisubscribe to picsofdeadjailbait.

[–]j1202 4 points5 points ago

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is that actually a thing?

fuck that.

[–]GodOfFap 1 point2 points ago

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Sadly. That's something /b/ should've kept to themselves.

[–]RAANT 4 points5 points ago

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Odd, that's exactly what it feels like when I piss.

[–]Jrodkin 6 points7 points ago

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You may have HPV

[–]VirSaturnA 2 points3 points ago

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more like the clap

[–]Harhan 4 points5 points ago

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I too understand this. I also understand the metaphor behind this. the pouring of the lighter fluid is the original post, the fire is the moderate succession it has, the kicks and stomps are downvotes to oblivion.

[–]FrenchieSmalls 1 point2 points ago

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And the fact that it's a repeating .gif is the infinite, successful reposting after the fiery demise of the original?

[–]ardobbs 2 points3 points ago

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So you post a lot of ginger porn?

[–]sno_so_pro 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Billy_droptables 2 points3 points ago

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This is way too appropriate to have no up votes yet.

[–]I_participated 2 points3 points ago

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I've been looking for this GIF for a while thank you.

[–]Mobiuz 1 point2 points ago

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luckily he was asian, so there was no pain.

[–]The_Noah 2 points3 points ago

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Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "fire crotch."

[–]Sambuccaneer 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe you should stop posting stuff that everyone has already seen then ^

meant as a joke, no offense intended ;)

[–]Aremtee 1 point2 points ago

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This can be a vicious place. That's why I enjoy /r/nosleep because the worst they do is say "Your story wasn't very scary" and give constructive criticism most of the time.

[–]GundamWang 1 point2 points ago

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Well, have you ever typed one up at night and had a real-life poke on your shoulder and then hear that?

[–]Aremtee 2 points3 points ago

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If I had a real life tap on my shoulder I'd probably die of a heart attack because I computer with my back to a wall so nothing can sneak up on me.

[–]m3mbrain 1 point2 points ago

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"Dude! Stop whaling on my junk!" - Hank Venture

[–]CrossCheckPanda 0 points1 point ago

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That was an extremely ineffective method of putting out a fire.

[–]gunnin_and_runnin 1 point2 points ago

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Setting yourself up for a nut stomping.

[–]woakfield 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand what he was originally trying to accomplish.

[–]d4nace 0 points1 point ago

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I'm just glad his friends were standing by the stomp him in the balls!

[–]alexvenegas 1 point2 points ago

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Dear lord i don't understand.

[–]ironinjax 0 points1 point ago

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Jackass 4.

[–]demons_sins 0 points1 point ago

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Ouch.

[–]CityOfWin 0 points1 point ago

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This appears to be a thing

Youtube

[–]qwooter 0 points1 point ago

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i love gifs

[–]Rosetti 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, I remember my friend sent me this gif over MSN messenger.

[–]banjoman63 0 points1 point ago

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So you're saying you want to be kicked in the crotch? Or you deserve it?

[–]Cory1750 0 points1 point ago

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Did he get a B in his math class?

[–]Johnny_Dangerously 0 points1 point ago

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retard level: asian.

[–]Jerrod858 0 points1 point ago

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Important rule of reddit, don't get cocky...

[–]DerekParfit 1 point2 points ago

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This seems more like a Family Guy cutaway then an act by real humans.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I hope he can't pass on his genes

[–]AvatarJack 0 points1 point ago

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What was he trying to accomplish?

[–]cky12qxz 0 points1 point ago

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this doesn't even make any sense

[–]Pikabob 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Sippin_on_GinNJewce 0 points1 point ago

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oh koreans....

[–]absurdlyobfuscated 1 point2 points ago

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Every time you repost something that's already been on reddit. And rightly so. /bitter

[–]lowly_grad_student 1 point2 points ago

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What did we learn?

[–]lookieausername 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck nothing

[–]cannotremembermyname 0 points1 point ago

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What is he doing..... Oh god! Oh god!!!! What the fuck?!?!?!

[–]logarythm 0 points1 point ago

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xpost r/wtf

[–]DovahkiinSK 0 points1 point ago

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Most of the thing he uploads are actually funny, i don't get it why like every single post of him is downvoted.

[–]knocklessmonster 0 points1 point ago

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We only stomp on your nuts because we care.

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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I only have one question. What the fuck did he think would happen?

[–]alwaysdrunk 1 point2 points ago

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Every time you post a repost older than shit?

[–]RickenRocker4001 -4 points-3 points ago

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This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in all of my time spent on reddit. You sir get all of the upvotes i can give.

[–]egEnder -2 points-1 points ago

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I've never laughed so hard XD.

[–]Terrorkeks -1 points0 points ago

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Are u guys serious? Ever tried to put ur JEANS on fire? Its impossible... His friends are retarded for Stomping on him... wtf

[–]nefffffffffff -2 points-1 points ago

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REPOST

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[–]Atheistus 1 point2 points ago

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fucking racist

[–]Glycerine 1 point2 points ago

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I would never fuck someone who I know is a racist.

[–]fiction223 -1 points0 points ago

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What did he think was gonna happen?