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[–]patriotaxe 66 points67 points ago

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[–]byurk 22 points23 points ago

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"...so where does this leave us"

[–]QuestionTheAnswer 13 points14 points ago

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"It seems we've come to an impasse."

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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"Stalemate, kitty cat."

[–]ninjojo 1 point2 points ago

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[–]imtrappedinabox 50 points51 points ago

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"oh look at me I'm a human I'm such a dipshit"

Fuck you too Mr. Whiskers.

[–]USxMARINE 12 points13 points ago

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Cats are jerks

[–]Yup_repost 22 points23 points ago

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All I hear is Jon Lovitz from The Wedding Singer, "Well, good luck trying to find a DJ who can move and shake like THIS!"

[–]JimCarreysFace 0 points1 point ago

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Haha that's what I thought as well! The quote is at 1:28 but just a overall great performance by Jon.

[–]baseballbear 18 points19 points ago

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Is anyone else feeling uneasy about the frequency of cats being able to balance themselves on 2 legs?

[–]biggmclargehuge 11 points12 points ago

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i've always been under the impression that they're able to walk like humans just fine, but choose not to to keep from degrading themselves to be at our level.

[–]FadedPoster 1 point2 points ago

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It's all part of a pattern... First they grow thumbs, now they're walking on two legs. Wait til Charles hears about this!

[–]AhhhClem 3 points4 points ago

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[–]epicGOPfail -1 points0 points ago

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Is anyone else feeling uneasy about the frequency of cats?

FTFY

[–]Afrocat 21 points22 points ago

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Always reminds me of this.

[–]tubescientis 2 points3 points ago

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That's exactly what I thought about

[–]ShozOvr 0 points1 point ago

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Me too!

[–]ItsDare 0 points1 point ago

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My first thought was to put it with this

[–]seagrave23 7 points8 points ago

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Cat used taunt!

it's super effective

[–]wtighe02 7 points8 points ago

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[–]pandaspear 5 points6 points ago

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This is Sage dance. Someone posted this like a year ago or more. Their friends cat would only do this when no one was looking, so they filmed it with the camera over shoulder while they had their backs turned. I keep it bookmarked because it makes me laugh when I am feeling bummed.

[–]milestone29 2 points3 points ago

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teach me how to dougie!

[–]catsvanbag 2 points3 points ago

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Before clicking on the link I knew it would be a cat gif. I am thoroughly satisfied.

[–]MyMomHasShingles 2 points3 points ago*

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Anyone else start mocking its movements with their head?

[–]theragincaucasion 2 points3 points ago

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play any song to this. its 10x funnier

[–]NotADog 1 point2 points ago

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[–]singtralala 1 point2 points ago

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for some reason this reminds me of michael cera

[–]ketchy_shuby 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, is that a Persian Cat on a Persian rug? Insanity!

[–]edtehgar 1 point2 points ago

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I will not be coming at this bro. Legit cat is legit

[–]menuitem 1 point2 points ago

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This looks more like Would you fuck me, John?

[–]notjawn 1 point2 points ago

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I like the original backstory of this picture:

A guy always swore his cat did something when he turned his back. So he turned a camera around and finally caught what was happening.

I like to think the cat is saying "ooh look at me I'm a human I'm all bipedal and shit. LAH-TEE-DAH!"

[–]OrderAndObey 1 point2 points ago

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JUST BUST A MOVE!

[–]apriloneil 1 point2 points ago

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HURR DURR I'M A HUMAN

[–]VictorSage 7 points8 points ago

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I think I'm actually suffering from mild depression and thus brought a smile to my face... Thanks for that. Have an upvote...

[–]SockPuppetMonster 1 point2 points ago

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If it just started happening during the winter look up seasonal affectation disorder. The cure is basically tanning beds. You take three a day with every meal.

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[–]Zorca99 7 points8 points ago

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Err... were you trying to milk that for karma?

[–]VictorSage -2 points-1 points ago

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Actually i wasn't. When I posted that, there was an almost instant downvote. Being that I'm really feeling off today, I commented without thinking about it first. Having a really off day. Perhaps thats enough reddit for the day... Or atleast enough looking at the comments...

[–]TexTourettes 0 points1 point ago

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Keep digging.

[–]Alonless 0 points1 point ago

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But don't dig straight down

[–]SC2Joker 0 points1 point ago

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SURPRISE! lava

[–]notmyrealaccountlad 2 points3 points ago

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"Downvotes for Depression"

lol

[–]patriotaxe 1 point2 points ago

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Frowns for the Poor!

[–]napoleons_penis 1 point2 points ago

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"want some of this?!"

[–]j3ffro -2 points-1 points ago

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Simmer down little guy

[–]patriotaxe 1 point2 points ago

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Double your downvotes!

[–]j3ffro -3 points-2 points ago

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Simmer down little guy

[–]patriotaxe 1 point2 points ago

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Double your downvotes!

[–]j3ffro 1 point2 points ago

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Yea, its well deserved.

[–]notathrowaway_yet 0 points1 point ago

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I have no choice but to surrender to your cobra-cat. Well met, sir.

[–]tiswhatittis 0 points1 point ago

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If I have to I will, but mind you; my hands are already raw.

[–]craic_of_dawn 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like kitty is doing the "white man's underbite".

[–]thegimboid 0 points1 point ago

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The head bob is what makes it.

[–]angrystarfish 0 points1 point ago

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that cat's just getting funky

[–]DrSleepy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]s-mores 0 points1 point ago

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Aww, he just wants a hug.

[–]surfpoet 0 points1 point ago

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GOD ... GENIUS!

[–]post_break 0 points1 point ago

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Do you have the source? The guy who filmed this put it on Flickr and I've been looking for it for years.

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[–]post_break 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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They had to catch the cat doing this. apparently it only does it when your back is turned.

[–]post_break 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I remember him trying a bunch of times and finally got it.

[–]stacecom 0 points1 point ago

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[–]berserker87 0 points1 point ago

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This is my new favorite thing.

[–]bLazeni 0 points1 point ago

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seems like the cat is trying to do the Bernie

[–]SirHumanoid 0 points1 point ago

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That Robin Williams, man...

[–]HugoStiglitz 0 points1 point ago

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Original video. I die every time I see it.

[–]feisty_ranga[!] 0 points1 point ago

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"wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah!"

[–]TheRainMonster 0 points1 point ago

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If a cat did this to me, I would feel bested.

[–]zumpiez 0 points1 point ago

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CALM DOWN JUST CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN JUST CALM DOWN!

[–]dancing_yellowflame 0 points1 point ago

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Jump around! Jump around!

[–]sfcg 0 points1 point ago

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He even got the little head tilt/shimmy down. Nice.

[–]MEOW_MEANS_NO 0 points1 point ago

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And so, SAC was born

[–]Linkenten 0 points1 point ago

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I thought of the crab from Finding Nemo

[–]xblack0ps 0 points1 point ago

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fucking awesome

[–]misspinaberry 0 points1 point ago

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I must say, I have been very depressed all day and this has been the first thing today that I have actually smiled a little bit about. Thank you. :)

[–]deaft 0 points1 point ago

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You want some of this suckah?

[–]joinedforthis 0 points1 point ago

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I RAFFED, I RUSE.

[–]REPOST_THE_GROUCH -4 points-3 points ago

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GRRR, REPOST, GRRR!

[–]REPOSTS_R_OK 0 points1 point ago

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Reddiquette:

2: "Don't complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote." -from the reddit mods