Wait... What?!?!

Absnerdity · 8 months

uchi · 8 months

I want to put all these people on an abandoned island in the pacific and let them build their own colony of stupidity away from the rest of society.

QuackCandle078 · 8 months

WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MEN!

SaShayLaLu · 8 months

relevant

hanswermhat · 8 months

Cheesus < Gouda Buddha

The_Other_Son · 8 months

An edible deity? I like it!

redeagle1231 · 8 months

Checkmate athiests!

TorgoTheWhite · 8 months

CHEESUS JRIST!

Qweef · 8 months

Let me take a look at that right the...r..e...YUP IT'S REAL.

hanswermhat · 8 months

Hoax! This is not The Cheesen One.

jamsw · 8 months

It doesn't look a thing like Cheesus.

Arternative1 · 8 months

J to tha jizzo! C to tha Chizzay! So cheesy my neezy used to bizzle down in PA.

wimwenders · 8 months

Cheesus is just a real fatass

Tidus4eva · 8 months

Christianity just jumped the shark.

SchroeKatz · 8 months

I like to think that god has humor, if he exists.

icecoldtrashcan · 8 months

The guys at the cheetos factory had a lot of fun that day.

Azakos · 8 months

First Panel: Okay...

Second Panel: NAKED BOY HANDSTAND

iaccidentlytheworld · 8 months

I first saw this on AOL.

brainburger · 8 months

Sauce.

ryanasimov · 8 months

"And to to show my reverence I'll keep it protected in a Colibri lighter box."

Villike · 8 months

If you turn it upside-down, it's just a guy with a boner.

MusicMagi · 8 months

Totally news-worthy

Kellianne · 8 months

I try to be tolerant, I swear I do. But really?

VirgiliusNix · 8 months

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OmNamahShivaya · 8 months

It's missing the top part of the cross. HOAX.

looks more like the Caduceus anyway.

[deleted] · 8 months

This is 4 Years old and still gets upvoted?!

JoelMontgomery · 8 months

I... I just... I have nothing to say to this.

hagegnom · 8 months

I once found Cheeus too. I ate him.

magicfunghi · 8 months

"yeah let me see that for a moment" nom nom nom :D

mandela1988 · 8 months

Cheesus Mary and Joseph!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CPMartin · 8 months

I would think, "COME AT ME BRO" when seeing this, before I would think about Jesus.

therealcreamCHEESUS · 8 months

Fake.

freelittyta · 8 months

well, i guess. it' hard to argue with that kind of solid evidence. you can't hide from the facts. that cheesy does vaguely look like a somewhat crappy cross. and so... there you go. i hope it's not too late to make it to sunday services and pray for god's forgiveness.

Absinthian · 8 months

Relevant

StephensonB · 8 months

I worship Cheetos! They are just transcendently delicious.

Rosetti · 8 months

The real question is, why did God make Abraham take off his sandals?

FutureMeme2016 · 8 months

It's not easy, being Jeezee.

santiagooooo · 8 months

I bet you there's a guy in the factory making one per week and making sure they get shipped out to various parts of the country. Most probably get eaten, but every once in a while a live one latches on and makes it to the news.

stylus2000 · 8 months

it's pronounced "cheebus".

lasopamuerte · 8 months

holy macaroni!... cheese... sorry guys.

mitigateaccomp · 8 months

I prefer manifestations of my Lord and Savior in the form of delicious, delicious, cheesy flavoured snacks. All other manifestations are people trying to cash in on the craze.

clayclayclay · 8 months

But i dont even believe in Cheebus

rickolascornelius · 8 months

It's crap like this that gives christians a bad name. I'm a christian and I'd never look at that cheeto and see Jesus. I would've eaten it like a normal person.

emmettjes · 8 months

Wife's hometown comes through again. Went to church's website to see. Surprised there was no mention of the "miracle".

Nagus_Maximus420 · 8 months

Makes Christianity look foolish, unfortunately.

warmyellowsnow · 8 months

The power of cheese compels you.

Henan · 8 months

Only in America...

NoodlesLongacre · 8 months

Incorrect. This is the Cheesus. A sandwich at The Great Lost Bear in Maine.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4046/5119338431_e96cff5ddb.jpg

EvOllj · 8 months

any organisation who considders this newsworthy deserves to be removed of all respect forever.

doh_ramey · 8 months

Goddammit, Kelly.

Shieya · 8 months

Cheesus looks tasty.

IFuckinRock · 8 months

We have a similar phenomena where i work. About 3 years ago one of the guys found a pork rind shaped like a cock. Then like 2 weeks later another guy found a cheeto shaped like a cock. THEN about a month later one of the guys found a peanut shaped like a cock. We put them up on a shelf in the break room and they have been there creeping out guests for about 3 years now.

bluezfawkx · 8 months

I'm going to have to play the part of doubting Thomas here since I see no holes in the "hands"

adec5 · 8 months

Funny story - "Cheesus" was actually a nickname of mine given to me by a friend (and roommate at the time) from El Salvador because I ate at least a brick of cheese per week. Best thing about Cheesus is that it translates in Spanish as well - Quesus!

poorpinto · 8 months

that doesn't even look like cheesus.

rasmusca · 8 months

YOUR MOVE ATHEISTS

anime_junkie · 8 months

First thing I thought of. Skip to 5:19.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggTLpk0bAY4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

TheMack88 · 8 months

"Kelly Ramey Exploits a Miracle."

PennSullivan · 8 months

...I hate everyone and everything. This...fuck all of it with a sandpapery cock-shaped instrument of pain.

Haroldvonanusiii · 8 months

I like cheese

Constipation10 · 8 months

I live six minutes away from that church.

blazedaze · 8 months

What's bad about this is how they are trying to find 'proof' in the worst way.

Rockinanimz · 8 months

Unless you can suck your own dick...

ph0kus · 8 months

i have released pieces of shit that look better than that. shitsus.

Villike · 8 months

Wait, what the hell...this is a cheeto that I found last semester. Had the picture lying around in my phone for a while. http://i.imgur.com/XWty7.jpg It looks the exact same.

hesus_kristo · 8 months

Cheetos are now a $1.49 :(

dillingerk · 8 months

And I live in this fucking town ಠ_ಠ

chrzarate · 8 months

food companies should purposely start throw in random crass or religious shaped food in bags, so that that we can ridicule them more often.

Somean · 8 months

I really want some cheetos right now.

[deleted] · 8 months

Oh god... The Methodists.

andhollysays · 8 months

Saw the name of the church and realized this happened in my home town. Why am I not surprised...

knocklessmonster · 8 months

Idol worship, nothing to see here. Carry on.

nucking · 8 months

Are you really surprised by now?

gibbllort · 8 months

jebus!

Ceigee · 8 months

someone xpost this at /r/atheism

Paultimate79 · 8 months

Cheesus.

LOL

Halokevin · 8 months

@shivaya. The only mental sickness relevant to this is being atheist, because atheist people do not have the mental capability to believe in a higher power than themselves.

[deleted] · 8 months

No. No. No, no, no. Why?

WTF

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