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[–]RexDartEskimoSpy 5 points6 points ago

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This is the internet. It is not easy to look at that and expect anything but a massive torrent of diarrhea and corn.

[–]kleptobismol[S] 1 point2 points ago

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you should write a book

[–]NunsOnFire 2 points3 points ago

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I found this unexplainably easy to fap to.

[–]pandaman1337 -1 points0 points ago

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Still got a boner

[–]goodnewsforall 1 point2 points ago

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is it bad that I figured that trick out when I was 11?

[–]kleptobismol[S] 0 points1 point ago

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it's a little creepy... especially since you call it a trick... and who were you fooling?

[–]goodnewsforall 0 points1 point ago

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never tried to fool anyone! but you must say, making a knee look anything like a vagina is totally classified as a trick!

[–]kleptobismol[S] 0 points1 point ago

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so you figured out that your knee looked like a vagina when you were 11? I hope you are a girl

[–]madexmatt 0 points1 point ago

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D.m.h.s anyway

[–]VampeQ 1 point2 points ago

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No wonder I couldn't find it earlier, turns out she has a knee spot.

[–]psychonautilius 0 points1 point ago

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For a brief second the size of the hand relative to the "butt" made me think that it belonged to a child and I was very upset with Reddit.

[–]Tordek 0 points1 point ago

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Technically, it does.

[–]Karma_Trooper 0 points1 point ago

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works better if you put a folded slice of raw bacon in there as well

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wtf is this?

[–]zap-johnson 0 points1 point ago

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You missed by about 9 inches.

[–]SparkySparkinton 0 points1 point ago

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So, that's where the clitoris is.