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[–][deleted] 69 points70 points ago

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Damn animals. No respect for the laws of nature.

[–]doublen00b 34 points35 points ago

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Bullet cat listens to no one except missile dog.

[–]celina_w 24 points25 points ago

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you're forgetting rocket owl

[–]sweetlily_13 1 point2 points ago

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I LOVE Rocket owl!!!!!!!

[–]jauzon22 9 points10 points ago

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[–]yodamaster103 6 points7 points ago

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that looks more like a sheep to me....

[–]wheelerdealer 2 points3 points ago

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But but it's FALCOR!!

[–]MyLittlePuss 1 point2 points ago

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FALCOR!!!!!

[–]wheelerdealer 0 points1 point ago

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ATREEEYYYUUUUUUU!!!!!

[–]FullOfMan 1 point2 points ago

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MACH CATDOG ENGAGE

[–]CityOfWin 6 points7 points ago

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image searching your name returns some interesting results

[–]redfrdmustanggt2 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Se7en_Sinner 19 points20 points ago

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IRRC That is an illustration from Alvin Schwartz's Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.

I remember it because the images in that book haunted my childhood.

[–]themonkkees 6 points7 points ago

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I just bought this book off Amazon so I can scar my offsprings' minds with these ghastly pictures

[–]Grinch420 1 point2 points ago

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the one with the chick with like bleeding eyes or something... scared me for sure im 25 and i still remember that damn book

[–]ThaddyG 4 points5 points ago

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You and an entire generation, my friend.

[–]weebro55 0 points1 point ago

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I still occasionally remember the black dog story and lose sleep because of it. I hope I forget it by bed time again...

[–]mcho19 15 points16 points ago

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Did not realize that was a gif. Scared the pants off of me.

[–]loveisfornerds 12 points13 points ago

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DAMMIT IT MOVES. Gave me a heart attack.

[–]Ddxbard 7 points8 points ago

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Damn it! That gave me a boner.

[–]Dustintico 12 points13 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Ddxbard 5 points6 points ago

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Don't look at me like that!

[–]TheMadMule 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah, or else he'll get another boner!

[–]Stinkyfacefoot 2 points3 points ago

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The face isn't so scary. It kinda looks like: "Mmmm... just enjoying a relaxing dump after work... Wait, is that a spider?! No... No, we're cool."

[–]CityOfWin 3 points4 points ago

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what

[–]Rountree85 -1 points0 points ago

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He said, "UM......"

[–]celina_w 2 points3 points ago

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Me tie dough-ty walker!

[–]Nenaptio 1 point2 points ago

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It scared the shit out of me after I realized that it was a gif...

[–]randomphotodude 1 point2 points ago

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yo i google image searched your name and this came up not bad

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Not bad. I'm black and have sideburn.

[–]n0rbertt 0 points1 point ago

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"Damn animals. No respect for the laws of physics."*

[–]itsthehumidity 10 points11 points ago

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Obligatory

Optional

(I didn't make them).

[–]PiotrSkut 7 points8 points ago

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Am I the only one that was reminded strongly of the Cacademon from Doom by the second image?

[–]TaylorDailee 11 points12 points ago

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I love that cat. It looks just like my friends Cat named Willy, he's 40lbs, no joke.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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Check for a zipper, it may be a small child in a cat suit.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Rainfly_X 4 points5 points ago

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Is it a baby, or is it a cat? I can't tell!

[–]annietopia 8 points9 points ago

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Repost of a picture I took. I think it's relevant

[–]SpermWhale 0 points1 point ago

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The hand rails have force field!

[–]exhibitionthree 5 points6 points ago

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[–]dontmutemeplz 10 points11 points ago

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Hovercat: 1

Hoverdog: 0

[–]DZ302 37 points38 points ago

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[–]Steams 26 points27 points ago

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Points for Gryffindor

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago*

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[–]Hamlet7768 11 points12 points ago

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Damn flying snakes.

[–]Otaku_Son 10 points11 points ago

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At least it's not on a plane.

[–]Rountree85 11 points12 points ago

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At least it's not on a motherfucking plane.

Ftfy

[–]skobombers 10 points11 points ago

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At least it's not on a monday to friday plane. Ftfy

[–]Otaku_Son 0 points1 point ago

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I am apparently missing the joke here. Dare I ask to be filled in?

[–]czander 2 points3 points ago

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[–]fish_tacoz -2 points-1 points ago

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i wish i had two upboats to send you.

[–]Hamlet7768 -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]aedinius 1 point2 points ago

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[–]grahvity 1 point2 points ago

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The title/karma scared the crap out of me.

[–]EpicFishFingers 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to put this in my funny pictures folder

[–]mayormauri 1 point2 points ago

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The cat scares me. Then again, it's quite hilarious.

[–]jumpinthedog 0 points1 point ago

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Poor dog that cat is really bringing him down.

[–]CityOfWin 0 points1 point ago

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I'm amazed their are no puns yet, reddit is usually pretty forceful in these situations.

[–]scharfca 0 points1 point ago

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cat gas barge anybody?

[–]gakon 0 points1 point ago

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I picture them both preparing to charge at each other head-on.

[–]specs112 0 points1 point ago

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Gravity cat not amused.

[–]Brahk 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Santaclawws 0 points1 point ago

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This is heavy, Doc.

[–]YouPickMyName 0 points1 point ago

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Fire the adorableness torpedo

[–]MacGeniusGuy 0 points1 point ago

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I like how you put that subtle pun in the title.

[–]m1m0 0 points1 point ago

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These animals prove that gravity's just a theory, see? see? Our Lowered and Sayvyur's wurd is the onle trewf.

[–]red450r 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like they need to race.. someone make that happen.

[–]Tastygroove 0 points1 point ago

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Original nyan cat?

[–]SkippyWagner 0 points1 point ago

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Repost.

[–]Oni-Warlord 0 points1 point ago

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Gravity neither sucks nor pulls. Space is bent by matter. Thus, it's space that moves an object along.

[–]sleepycommander 0 points1 point ago

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Hover cat for the lolz

[–]physics_ninja 0 points1 point ago

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Gravity doesn't exist. The earth sucks.

[–]deletecode 0 points1 point ago

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This gives me an idea for a really easy video game to make: cute floating animals. No animation needed (usually the costliest part of "indie" game development). They just float over patches of grass in this sort of pose. What is the point of this game? I don't know.

[–]ianw28 0 points1 point ago

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I am a gravity expert, and this should not be happening.

[–]n3rdalert 0 points1 point ago

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So do vacuum cleaners.

[–]whiskerbiskit 0 points1 point ago

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Oh look, a cat hadouken

[–]emm22ett 0 points1 point ago

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Dieing at a {5}

[–]Millienillie 0 points1 point ago

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Yessss

[–]otis2552 0 points1 point ago

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I honestly laughed much harder than I should have.

[–]trehlo 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant. Made this a long time ago.

[–]cautioncuidado 0 points1 point ago

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Does anybody know the exact breed of this dog? We have one that we got from the shelter and haven't been able to figure it out.

[–]sLayed 0 points1 point ago

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WHY DO I FUCKING LOVE THIS SO MUCH!?

[–]Edge27 0 points1 point ago

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Punny.

[–]senorchaos718 0 points1 point ago

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Hoverdogs!

[–]pauerbach08 0 points1 point ago

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MagLev cat: descendant of monorail cat.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Catbus?

[–]flumkaka -1 points0 points ago

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Where do i get the hovercat 2000?

[–]DocDresden -2 points-1 points ago

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I always think that Cat go shot out of a cannon when I see that...

[–]kwyjibo1230 -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]kwyjibo1230 1 point2 points ago

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Or the right two words?

[–]kwyjibo1230 0 points1 point ago

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Now did you click the left two words?

[–]hitlersasshair -3 points-2 points ago

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yeah that classifies as a win