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[–]Lockski 35 points36 points ago

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[–]latticusnon 9 points10 points ago

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[–]is_russian 6 points7 points ago

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[–]xHaZxMaTx 1 point2 points ago

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[–]razgrez 0 points1 point ago

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Jean-paul valley is out of control! Bruce you must stop him!

[–]wishie 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you for posting this. I've always wondered where the gif came from.

[–]YouPickMyName 10 points11 points ago

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Eat it and consume its power!

"...tastes like frendship"

[–]Pinslate 1 point2 points ago

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And parties!:D

[–]SecretSquirrel89 38 points39 points ago

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I don't know what to say...

[–]Cliffe52 49 points50 points ago

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I do, "Repost"

[–]FlyingPasta 11 points12 points ago

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Whoa, a gif being reposted?

[–]Gathan 4 points5 points ago

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I know who'd of thought

[–]TurplePurtle 0 points1 point ago

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who'd've*

[–]seductivestain 3 points4 points ago

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It's a really funny repost! I've seen this gif in three other places, and I still crack the fuck up!

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[–]Jestified 5 points6 points ago

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Were the parentheses necessary?

[–]danmickla 12 points13 points ago

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Yes.

[–]Jestified 7 points8 points ago

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Understood.

[–]Clark_Underground 3 points4 points ago

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He might even say they were... "jestified".

[–]highgravitycane -2 points-1 points ago

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I'M ON A BOAT.

[–]WarrenY 5 points6 points ago

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THAT'S NOT FRIENDSHIP

[–]DrDebG 14 points15 points ago

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Oh, no! Batman's going to get diabetes!

[–]cheesefaceman1 14 points15 points ago

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Lolololol silly Batman!

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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[–]dumbledorkus 11 points12 points ago

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Fellow citizens of Brony-ville, please do not leave blank comments with hidden emotes and hover text lying around. It's rude.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Ok.

[–]TwinkiePinkie 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Dr_Dippy 11 points12 points ago

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[–]moonomnom 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Dr_Dippy 4 points5 points ago

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[–]sastrone 9 points10 points ago

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What the fuck is happening.

[–]Dr_Dippy 8 points9 points ago

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ponies

[–]rozonkomo 7 points8 points ago

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I bet she tasted like cotton candy.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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i'm always late to the party.

[–]degrassieclare 4 points5 points ago

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Why do I find this cute?

[–]zetversus 2 points3 points ago

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Because Pinkie Pie.

[–]degrassieclare 1 point2 points ago

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I said "Aww" as batman ate Pinkie Pie though.

[–]dumbledorkus 3 points4 points ago

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Yep. That's the Pinkie Pie effect.

[–]degrassieclare 1 point2 points ago

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But.. I'm almost positively sure that when watching such sick behavior like that and thinking it's cute isn't entirely too mentally stable...

[–]j0hn13 19 points20 points ago

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PINKIE PIE NO!!!!

NOT AGAIN!!!

[–]UnknownArchive 9 points10 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
My new Favorite Gif 5coms 83pts 18dys gif
It Was.........Delicous..... 4coms 35pts 10dys funny
Batman eats pony 10coms 14pts 22dys gifs
nom 3coms -1pt 1mo funny
omnomnom 11coms 117pts 1mo gifs
Omnomnomnomnomnom Batman! 851coms 1290pts 1mo WTF
SERVED THAT BITCH RIGHT! 7coms 9pts 4dys gifs
My Little Yummy (Why do you want to eat me?) 0coms -1pt 16dys gifs
Bat-Nom. 18coms 43pts 24dys gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]mh048t 2 points3 points ago

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Gee Willickers batman!

[–]Avien 11 points12 points ago

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Any Bronies out there care to weigh in on this?

[–]bullsbears13 37 points38 points ago

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i'd have to say it's a gif of batman eating pinkie pie. Now you know the brony perspective.

Also, thank you spelling, "Bronies" the right way

[–]UndeadMantis 13 points14 points ago

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This message brought to you by the Brony Council of Friendship.

[–]jalpotato 2 points3 points ago

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What is the wrong way...

[–]bizitmap 2 points3 points ago

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I see "bronie" a lot.

I mean, is it not obvious it's bro + pony? Sheesh.

[–]Parasprite 1 point2 points ago

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Bronys perhaps?

[–]jalpotato 1 point2 points ago

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Now noticing UndeadMantis' comment, I feel stupid.

[–]bizitmap 1 point2 points ago

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The same gif got a bajillion upvotes on the pony subreddit a while back; they can take a joke.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It should have been Applejack...

[–]meditonsin 17 points18 points ago

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Nope. Applejack doesn't possess the super powers to withstand being eaten. You could drop a nuke on Pinkie and she'd just laugh it off and bounce away.

[–]zetversus 5 points6 points ago

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In the aftermath of this morning's catastrophic nuclear attack, we can confirm at least 1500 deaths and are still finding more bodies as we spe-

...It seems a survivor has been recovered from the center of the blast zone, she identifies herself as Miss Pinkamina Diane Pie and appears to be... Quite unharmed. We now go live to Miss Pinkam-

"Just Pinkie pretty pleasy!"

Right... So how would you describe your ordeal?

"Well, Iwasdoingthingsatplacesattimesandstuff- nevermind, I'll get to the important stuff. All of a sudden my tail started twitchin' and then the sky was like BOOMWHOOSHROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR, and everything got all bright and warm. When it stopped everything was gone. By the way, have you seen my... Everything?"

... I... Wha... Commercial... Please.

[–]TheAwesomeinator 1 point2 points ago

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That is true. Pinkie simply does not give a fuck.

[–]rileyrulesu 9 points10 points ago

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But she doesn't taste like apples!

[–]HerrShaun 4 points5 points ago

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Batman: I eat what I like!

[–]deadlym 4 points5 points ago

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Tastes like rainbow?

[–]Parasprite 2 points3 points ago

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[–]jcarules 4 points5 points ago

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We've all wanted to do that when she wouldn't shut up. I wonder what she tastes like?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Cotton candy.

[–]Nagus_Maximus420 1 point2 points ago

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Now, if we could only get everyone to do this.

[–]Theothodos 1 point2 points ago

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Pinkie rips out of his stomach the next day. Throws Batman funeral party.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 6 points7 points ago

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[–]ColonicIrritation 3 points4 points ago

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Great, now there's material for the brony vorephiles out there

[–]zetversus 0 points1 point ago

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Internet.

[–]COLON_DESTROYER 3 points4 points ago

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I've been on reddit long enough to recognize a repost without reading comments. Score.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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PINKIE PIE!!!!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Sniff

Why couldn't it have been Applejack?

[–]Parasprite 5 points6 points ago

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Why couldn't it have been Twist?

FTFY

[–]dumbledorkus 3 points4 points ago

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Why couldn't it have been Diamond Tiara?

Nuff said.

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[–]floodslayer 2 points3 points ago

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[–]idacalledyouwoodyjoe 1 point2 points ago

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I imagine pinky pie saying something along the lines of "how dark and scary he looks and how he should brighten his day with a-" and then he eats her.

[–]zombiehippie 1 point2 points ago

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This is beautiful

[–]usk49 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–]JBHUTT09 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously right? I see this comment on almost every post here!

[–]jettbalasko 0 points1 point ago

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Take THAT Bronies!!!

[–]Battlesheep 0 points1 point ago

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Dafuq?

[–]AaaBbbiiii91 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed for about 10mins! ... xD felt coockoo

[–]RageOverflows 0 points1 point ago

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I remember how hard I laughed at this last month when someone else posted this

[–]noisyturtle 0 points1 point ago

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Careful Batman, that will give you cancer.

[–]lowly_grad_student 0 points1 point ago

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A repost of a repost of a repost? At what point does this count as a Reddit inception?

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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Probably tastes like cotton candy

[–]TheLiegeEvilness 0 points1 point ago

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Nom on a REPOST

[–]DudeWithaguitar 0 points1 point ago

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i've seen this gif on the front page 3 different times...

[–]hutihati 0 points1 point ago

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gave this an upvote even through its a repost thats how awesome this is (but i will downvote all his other shizzle WHAHAHAHAH)

[–]AstronautMillionaire 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of a post on Reddit making fun of My Little Pony a few weeks ago. Someone responds by saying with a picture that says "This is what people think we watch (shows screenshots from the older one). This is what we are ACTUALLY watching (shows screenshots from the new show which look pretty much like the same show). I died laughing. The obsession started as a joke and people say they like it because they thought it was getting popular.

[–]dumbledorkus 4 points5 points ago

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Okay, I understand that people might not like the show but you're either a troll or you're being ridiculous. Firstly, the old show was poorly made, poorly animated and had stiff, 2D characters acting out boring, girly nonsence about tea parties and hair bows. The new show has spectacular animation, the characters and fleshed out and develop throughout the series and the stories are much more exciting, straying a million miles from the "Lets have a picnic - oh no we forgot the jam!" stories of the 80s and into a new exciting territory of "I've got to feed the anima-OH SHIT THERES A FUCKING DRAGON." True, the characters are based on the original characters but that's as close as the shows get.

The obsession started because of the animation and the people behind it. People watched for the animation and stayed for the adorable, endearing characters.

I don't know how you can say this looks anything like this unless you are crazy. I'd be happy to explain further, but I have a sinking feeling that you're just going to "die laughing" again, in which case there's not a lot I can do to make you see reason, is there?

[–]AstronautMillionaire -3 points-2 points ago

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Ladies and gentleman...you have your moron

[–]dumbledorkus 2 points3 points ago

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Yep. Thought so. I tried my best, but I geuss you're just too full of hate

[–]AstronautMillionaire -2 points-1 points ago

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You tried your best to show me how writers of children shows wrote another children's show? All those shows were good when I was...10. Everyone likes a little nostalgia but they are pretty crappy now.

[–]dumbledorkus 2 points3 points ago

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Really? You think South Park, Johnny Bravo, Ren and Stimpy, Scary Movie and Rugrats are crappy? Your humour module must be broken. I feel sorry for you if you think you can't enjoy cartoons because of your age.

[–]AstronautMillionaire -1 points0 points ago*

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So, just to clarify, a guy who wrote parts of 2 episodes of South Park? Is that the guy? Some parts of two episodes? That guy? Tell me, is that the guy you're talking about? Guess what, he is also credited for....TWO episodes of My Little Pony. Wow. What a true talent. He's also FIFTH credited for Scary Movie TWO. Not one, TWO. It truly seems like someone put that together to prove a point but it looks like it falls quite flat. In fact, I'm betting you didn't know any of this did you? You probably went off of that image alone didntcha?

[–]dumbledorkus 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TheAwesomeinator 0 points1 point ago

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B...but...opinions!

[–]rashondala 0 points1 point ago

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Every Month someone posts this same .gif

I don't care of your standings with the show, but seriously stop reposting the same shit every fucking month

[–]MrCool87867 -2 points-1 points ago

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Ive seen this soo many times

[–]Grandmaofhurt -4 points-3 points ago

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God, I hate this My Little Pony shit that has infected reddit.

Glad to see Batman is on my side.

[–]Generic_Builder 4 points5 points ago

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Reddit

You mean the internet?

Infected

You mean spread joy throughout?

[–]Grandmaofhurt 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, I am not illusionary or allegorical in my choice of words.

It is to be taken literally.

[–]Generic_Builder 4 points5 points ago

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Oh. I'm very sorry to hear that. Have you at least watched a few episodes to know what you are judging?

[–]Grandmaofhurt 5 points6 points ago

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Yep. I have a niece who religiously watches it.

[–]Generic_Builder 0 points1 point ago

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Okay then, at least you have formed your own opinions, and I respect that.

[–]Grandmaofhurt 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, I have and I do respect yours and others opinions as well, but can't reconcile the fact that reddit has taken to MLP in the fashion that it has. But what is, is and what was, was.

[–]Aihwa 0 points1 point ago

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It seems to have gotten to a good number of people who have never been "fanboys" of anything with such a tight knit community. This can lead to being a little... overzealous.

[–]mach3gillette -1 points0 points ago

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I'm getting really tired of seeing this gif...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Everyone saying it should have been Applejack is a soulless twat. It should have been Twilight.

[–]Parasprite 0 points1 point ago

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Twist.

[–]Mrlala2 -2 points-1 points ago

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REPSOT

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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This is exactly how I feel about those dumb ponies.

[–]trustedsource 5 points6 points ago

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hungry?

[–]TheAwesomeinator 0 points1 point ago

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you seem upset.

[–]rocketkielbasa -2 points-1 points ago

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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I think you're missing a letter, which is ironic because you definitely made up for it with o's

[–]thejm0 -1 points0 points ago

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repost. downvote.

[–]bananarapist -1 points0 points ago

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Now if only batman would eat all those annoying pony lover...

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[–]damonstien 1 point2 points ago

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"i hate things other people like" "i dont want to start a flame war" what?

[–]jasondoug212 -1 points0 points ago

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my girlfriend didn't let me have sex with her after i showed her this