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As a recent exmuslim, I just want to THANK YOU all. Thanks to all you infidels, I have found a new love... (images.wikia.com)
submitted 9 months ago by zakik88
[–]CynAq 169 points170 points171 points 9 months ago
I used to be a muslim like you, then I ate bacon.
[–]fatfook 45 points46 points47 points 9 months ago
I would reason that the smell of bacon cooking is an apostatic event in itself.
[–]pornchitect 83 points84 points85 points 9 months ago
APO-TASTY!
[–]NotBatman374 26 points27 points28 points 9 months ago*
SACRI-LICIOUS!
edit:link
[–]scordy 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
So great...sniff
[–]fatfook 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
3 new words added to my vocabulary as of yesterday.
[–]deltagear 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Homer has some great lines :D
[–]Lightslayer 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
I love you.
[–]drewiepoodle 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
i love you more
[–][deleted] 9 months ago
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[–]carbonx 18 points19 points20 points 9 months ago
I worked in a pizza shop that was run by a Muslim. We talked a bit about the whole halal thing. The way he explained it to me is that Muslims were to avoid all food that were not halal, but it wasn't like eating it once would send you straight to hell. There were exceptions for accidents and situations where you had no choice, ie it was better to eat pork than to starve.
I told him that, personally, I think that's all a bunch of nonsense and he should try bacon because it is motherfucking delicious. He said eating pork was the reason Americans are so fat. Who knows? Maybe we're both right.
[–]kenatogo 22 points23 points24 points 9 months ago
Kuwait is the fattest industrialized nation now, checkmate Muslims!
[–]bobandgeorge 9 points10 points11 points 9 months ago
Woohoo! We're number two! We're number two!
[–]Globalwarmingisfake 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
We Americans are just not good at anything anymore.
[–]deejayalemus 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I'd put a little more blame at the feet of high fructose corn syrup, but bacon is pretty high in fat.
[–]zakik88[S] 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Muslims seem to give one another the benefit of the doubt if something like that happens unintentionally.
Though I should imagine they'd have to pretend that the smell is disgusting and say a short blessing/prayer to cleanse themselves.
[–]alcakd 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
That would be so horrible...
"DO NOT THINK DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT THAT DELICIOUS AR- NO. STOP."
[–]CrazyDane -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35ntyx/
[–]tofagerl 36 points37 points38 points 9 months ago
OK, I think this meme has now gone beyond its original meaning and become irrelevant.
[–]coffedrank 27 points28 points29 points 9 months ago
THIS IS REDDIT. THIS IS WHERE MEMES COME TO DIE.
[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 11 points12 points13 points 9 months ago
You probably thought this meme was alive... NOPE!
[–]passing_interest 11 points12 points13 points 9 months ago
Chuck Testa??
[–]keepthepace 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
BRACE FOR OVER 9000 DEAD MEMES! FOR SPARTAAAA !
[–]I_read_a_lot 10 points11 points12 points 9 months ago
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35nvgq/
[–]brownstoned 15 points16 points17 points 9 months ago
Bacon is a gateway drug!
[–]PositivelyClueless 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Pah, slippery-slope fallacy! (There's nothing beyond bacon.)
[–]brownstoned 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
A gateway to Awesome Town
[–]GSoviet306 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
ITS NOT AN ADDICTION
[–]reeelax 14 points15 points16 points 9 months ago
I used to be a muslim, then I smoked some pot.
[–]zakik88[S] 18 points19 points20 points 9 months ago
Lol. That is definitely what planted the initial seed.
[–]Soliptik 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
Cause nothings better than eating a bacon maple sundae at Denny's after blazing a Phillie
[–]CoDa_420 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
Or a Baconator from Wendy's after a few fat bong rips
[–]yetarl 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
... Then I smoked some pork.
[–]noeyeddeer 29 points30 points31 points 9 months ago
then you took some bacon to the mouth.
FTFY
[–]whimmy_millionaire 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
I usually auto downvote that joke, but I'll allow it this time.
[–]platypusmusic 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
there's also beef bacon.
[–]Starlightbreaker 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
beef bacon?
it's like saying having fun with a fleshlight is comparable to real sex.
[–]Kalivha 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
As someone who doesn't like bacon, beef bacon is even worse and even the people I know who like bacon don't go for it.
[–]insnoad 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
This calls for the bacon remix celebration
[–]cantthinkofgoodname 41 points42 points43 points 9 months ago
I find Islam's lack of bacon disturbing.
[–]Icanhazcomment 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
Ex-muslim here. Tasting bacon for the first time made me realize I had made the right choice.
[–]cocoforlife 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
I was literally thinking today, that's gotta be the saddest thing about Islam. Or sadist thing about it. Either will do.
[–]MorningHaze 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Mohammed, this is your bacon.
[–]realdr 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I concur, Judaism too!
[–]duckandcover 33 points34 points35 points 9 months ago
as a (long time) ex-jew I think the world would be a better place if we could all sit down and have bacon cheeseburgers and beers. I was thinking of adding "and discussing our differences" but that would get in the way of eating.
BTW, in case you don't know, the pig is like a whole collection of yummy. BBQ Pork ribs, pork belly, pork cheek. Remember, "fat is flavor"
Interesting note 1: The term "high on the hog" came from the south (US) which referred to the upper half of the pig where the more whiter leaner meat came from (e.g. typical pork chops). The black slaves were left the "crappy" stuff like the ribs which had to be slow cooked. Of course, fat is flavor and slow cooking melts the otherwise tough collagen making for moist and flavorful pork==>BBQ Pork ribs are awesome. Pork chops, being lean and not having that collagen, suck (well at least relatively).
Interesting Note 2 - If you must eat a pork chop it's well worth nothing that it is now OK to cook them medium vs well. This is a big deal because pork chops are lean and so cooking them well makes them tough. They were cooked well because of the danger of trichinosis but that hasn't been in the US in so long that the requirement, as dictated to US restaurants, has been relaxed. The upshot is that pork chops don't have to be tasteless and tough (which is what happens when you cook them well)
[–]0xbeef 22 points23 points24 points 9 months ago
Atheism, brings
together ex-jews and ex-
muslims. Beautiful.
edit: man it's a haiku, y u downvote?
[–]duckandcover 14 points15 points16 points 9 months ago
Without religion
Many tasty pork products
will unite the world
[–]KnowLimits 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
No seasonal reference.
[–]Tntnnbltn 13 points14 points15 points 9 months ago
The haiku lingers
And the OP sees few votes
Rainy mood ensues
[–]FluidKaos 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
[–]RumpleDumple 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
As someone from St. Louis, I pity most of you fools that have never had a pork steak. Those babies are swimming in grease when you grill them!
[–]bermanoid 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
If you must eat a pork chop it's well worth nothing that it is now OK to cook them medium vs well.
That said, when it comes to bacon, well-done is the only way to go.
If it's not crispy, it's not bacon, straight up.
[–]The_Law_of_Pizza -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Just gunna throw this out there - but I'm giving a fair NSFL warning right now:
I actually like well-done steak. Personally, I find anything below medium-well to be disgusting.
[–]MorningHaze 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
STEAKRAGE
[–]duckandcover 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
shameful
[–]Sr_DingDong[] 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
There isn't a gif with enough disgust and disdain for me to use right now...
[–]jonosvision 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Don't leave your house, somewhere out there Anthony Bourdain is waiting for you and he has a knife.
[–]butterflypoon 35 points36 points37 points 9 months ago
Oh, god...this made me so moist...
I think I'm going to go make some delicious pork belly strips and raise them up to your new love! Congrats!
[–]karstens9 33 points34 points35 points 9 months ago
Wait until you try prosciutto!
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 9 months ago
Jamón Serrano!
[–]karstens9 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
That is also a delicious Southern European ham!
[–]mrbucket777 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
I bought some Iberico de bellota once, so good but $100/lb.
[–]karstens9 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
Oh man, do I want some Iberico ham! I'm a Culinary student and all around food lover, and every time I see someone enjoying it (mostly on TV) my heart ache's and my salivary glands go into overdrive. Ham is the best thing in the world. Period.
[–]mrbucket777 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I'm quite the food lover as well, and I'm so lucky that I live only a few miles outside of Manhattan, I can go to some of the best restaurants in the world so easily.
[–]karstens9 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I'm moving to Hyde Park at the end of March, I can't wait to spend my weekends in the city!
If you can afford it, you really must go to Blue Hill at Stone Barns. I've been twice and they were both among the best meals I've ever had. I even got to go in the kitchen and meet Dan Barber. Its amazing how that kitchen works, so well organized. Strangely they asked me if I was a restaurant critic the first time I went. I also got asked that when I went to WD~50 shortly after. Maybe I look like some critic, I don't know though.
Good luck with your studies and hopefully I'll get to eat something you make one day.
I'll most likely be relatively poor in my time up there. Thank you, and I hope I'll make it to that point in the Culinary world to where you can. Cheers.
[–]Pixel-Red 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Every time my girlfriend heads back to Leon in Spain to see family I demand she brings me a selection of cured meats back to London. It means everything in her luggage smells of Jamon, which I think is a bonus, yet she disagrees with.
[–]VortixTM 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Upvoted for knowing what's good here. Also, you should try Lomo
[–]ajs24 15 points16 points17 points 9 months ago
I still can't eat pork and I don't know why. I guess my dad did a good job of brainwashing me against it.
[–]zakik88[S] 24 points25 points26 points 9 months ago
This.
ALL of my "born muslim" friends are sitting on the fence enough to be able to drink alcohol, smoke weed and have premarital sex, but they still refuse to get down with some bacon.
Tragic.
[–]crackanape 11 points12 points13 points 9 months ago
Pork has evolved into this huge barrier issue for observant Muslims precisely because it's easier to give up than alcohol or weed or tobacco or sex.
It allows the forging of a group identity (you eat pork, we don't, therefore you are dirty and we are clean) without requiring any significant sacrifice. I mean, bacon is nice, but honestly, mostly by chance and in small part out of health concerns I haven't happened to eat any in the past 4 or 5 years and I don't feel any huge loss.
For this reason the pork thing gets pushed a lot by religious authorities. It's a low-resistance alternative to trying to use tobacco etc for the same purpose, which would alienate more followers.
Pay attention to pork politics and you'll see how amazingly cynical it is... and how the whole "Oh no I saw a picture of a pig, I'm so offended!" thing has really only come into being in recent years. Everyone's getting more sophisticated at public opinion management, even the fundies.
[–]hotcarl23 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
In Madison, WI, where I live, there's a bar that has bacon night. They serve free bacon all night while you get drunk.
While the bacon is not top quality, it's still bacon and you're drunk, which makes it AMAZING. I would suggest having bacon at your next night of drunken tomfoolery, as it is fantastic.
Note to self: Check out Madison, WI
[–]RumpleDumple 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
I knew a guy from Lebanon whose mom was all "I know you're going to drink alcohol and have premartial sex, but promise me you'll never eat pork." Really? That's where you're drawing the line?
Also, I know a bunch of people from Iran, none of which are religious in the least, but none of them eat pork. I'm guessing it's just because they didn't grow up eating it and it's not part of their palate. It's analogous to a lot of conservative Americans I know who are apprehensive about trying lamb or goat.
[–]Hawanja 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
There is a difference. Lamb is fucking nasty. And Goat? What is this, Scotland? Blagh.
Then again, if you made goat bacon, I would try that.
Trinidadian curried goat and roti man...
[–]Dantares 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I'm the same way, I've been an atheist for at least 15 years, but pork just grosses me out.
keeps the bacon price low.
[–]noeyeddeer 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
I used to be a Hindu, and, although even my Hindu dad ate beef (less so now, but that's a health-related thing), I decided (completely of my own volition, my family never forced anything on me) to stop when I was 14. I'm now 20 and have been without religion for about a year or so (having had very weak religion for a number of years) but would still be uncomfortable eating beef.
Nothing to do with religion, just...habit, I guess.
[–]bismarket63 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I sort of know what you mean, on a visit to France i was persuaded to try Snails, i did eat some but felt V' uncomfortable the whole time & i can't say they even tasted OK. That is 1 problem you won't have with Bacon if you ever get round to trying it 'cos it's delish!
[–]pasties 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
i took a long time to justify it, even after i considered myself an atheist, i still couldn't eat bacon.. I just did like 4 months ago and it tastes so good
[–]thenorthwinddothblow 20 points21 points22 points 9 months ago
Become a pastafarian, then you can have the ultimate in heathen dishes... SPAGHETTI BACON CARBONARA! Praise the FSM and his noodley appendages!
[–]Mechanicalmind 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Should you ever drop by an italian town/city, and go to a good restaurant, you'll know that what you eat abroad is lightyears away from the real, divine, awesome Carbonara. (italian redditor here, good cook too)
[–]Schmittydude 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Bacon Capellini has been my dinner of choice for the last 4 months. One out of every 5 or 6 days includes this tasty dish.
[–]fawltywiring 13 points14 points15 points 9 months ago
Bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and...
[–]Kohel 9 points10 points11 points 9 months ago
Current 'muslim' here, and I have a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich most mornings. I do walk couple of blocks extra to avoid getting it from Yemeni owned delis, and because I can't make it at home. I don't nearly find the taste of bacon or any other piggy product as intoxicating as people made it seem to be, and it was a letdown the first time i had it, mostly because of all the hype leading up to it.
To be fair, I don't have a theist bone in my body. and the only reason my family doesn't know because I don't want to needlessly hurt them. I also don't want to be treated like shit/alienated by family for being a non muslim when the rest of the world will continue to treat me like a muslim anyway.
[–]m1a1tanksauce 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
just remember that consuming large amounts of smoked, processed meats is a leading cause of stomach cancer.
[–]Autopilot_Psychonaut 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
Hmm... Bacon for a lifetime or 72 virgins for eternity??
Decisions, decisions...
[–]zakik88[S] 16 points17 points18 points 9 months ago
Well, let's put it this way. Who's the hottest virgin you can think of?
Hence my choice :)
That chick from the masturbation episode of Louie?
Longer version
[–]DasKrabben 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Who's the hottest virgin you can think of?
... Bacon?
[–]hotcarl23 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Bacon grease is the best lube, too.
[–]lazylion_ca 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Wait wait wait... They stay virgins? for eternity?
Fuck that, gimmie a slutty older woman who knows what she's doing.
[–]KKK_naynaynay 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
As a current muslim, These ex-muslim posts make me sad. However This is precisely why I live in a free country so that we can choose whom we wanna worship or whether we wanna worship anything at all ! I wish you the very best :)
And if you get any hate from current muslims for your choice please tell them to eff off and that being an ex-muslim is better than being a shitty current one :D
peace
[–]Bacon_Face 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Welcome to the world of tender bacon.
[–]ltrejo91 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
Former Muslim. Present smoker and bacon eater
I don't know, I know some religious people who smoke...
[–]ValthePixie 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
Yep, krispy bacon, the root of all evil... apart from baby pie. :D
[–]bismarket63 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
What, baby pies evil...since when?
[–]TrustyGuy 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
Since they started going straight to my thighs. I just can't keep away.
[–]JasonYaya 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Haven't you seen the latest diets? "Watch fat melt away and still eat all the babies you want, within reason"
[–]OldJeb 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Welcome aboard!
[–]daren_sf 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Did you give up your faith because you came to an understanding about the true nature of life?
Or because it's nearly impossible these days to find a food product that doesn't include bacon? Have you tried bacon-flavored liquor?
[–]Exogenic 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Unfortunately...
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Yes, my friend!
Devour the delicious swine flesh while the memory of your god burns!!
Hahahahahhahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[–]IcedJack 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Bacon AND Atheist convert?
I think you'll fit in just fine here.
[–]dimcoin 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
BACON
[–]epoch88 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
I used to be a Muslim like you and then I took a rasher in the face.
[–]fatfook 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
The Islamic fear of pig is wrapped up in so many misconceptions and BS it's not worth even going there.
Enjoy your bacon sarnie.
[–]philge 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Come to the dark side, we've got bacon!
[–]occupythekitchen 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
What a noble reason to abandon islam for ;]
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
i was muslim too..i tried bacon to free my self..but..didn't like..idk why :(
[–]TheMediumPanda 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I call bullshit. I know a couple of fallen Muslims and they'd NEVER eat pork. It's just burned into them, so even if they'd shed the religion it would be like eating sewer rat for the rest of us (no, even if it DID taste like pumpkin pie I still wouldn't eat that motherfucker).
[–]wolfdogrhit 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
dat bacon
[–]Balltron9000 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Stuffed porkchops...try 'em!!!
[–]zemaker 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
One of the things I don't do to this day is eat pork. You can get turkey bacon, which tastes great :)
[–]RaindropBebop 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
This isn't a baby.
And you call yourself an godless heathen.
[–]physicscat 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
"I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don''t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It''s good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That''s it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that." - Michael Scott
this is why wake n bacon was invented.
[–]sirus20x6 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
welcome my son. welcome to bacon.
[–]ThorneLea 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Now you need to go get a puppy!
[–]junkfunk 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
My dad is muslim, had had a dog for 30 years (different dogs obvisously). He loves them.
[–]gooddaysir 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
My girlfriend is a muslim from Jordan. Not only did she have a cat and dog while she lived there, she also eats bacon. Although that is the only pork she'll eat.
[–]DefinitelyRelephant 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Easy there, cowboy.
What specific region are you talking about?
Because dogs may be pets in some areas, and in other areas they're viewed as "unclean" in the same way that Americans view pigs to be "dirty" (when in fact they're pretty fuckin' hygenic when you're not keeping them in mud pens).
[–]I_read_a_lot 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I am skeptical.
I understand that, as ex-muslim, the first thing you want to do is try something forbidden. That's kind of natural. However, food indoctrination is an extremely strong force. I've been taught not to eat cat, not for religious reasons but because it's a pet, and I would be very, very repelled at the idea of eating it, even if it's delicious.
So, I don't know. If you managed to pull it through, congratulations. It's definitely worth it.
[–]oshi7 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
What if having a cat as a pet wasn't normal and you hardly ever saw them, had almost no connection with them at all other than a vague idea of what they looked like? To add to that, what if everyone around you was eating cat all the time, talked about how awesome it was and were shocked when they found out you had never had delicious feline sandwiches?
I understood what you meant, but it's a completely flawed analogy.
[–]Poogy 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
I was getting ready to say this. Definitely apples and oranges.
[–]TrustyGuy 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Cats and bacon.
[–]Poogy 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
I think I may just use this in place of "apples and oranges" without explanation from now on.
[–]SirWinnington 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Are you warning this person against eating cats because they tried bacon? Maybe I'm reading you wrong but I'm having a hard time understand what you're doubting.
[–]buzzookabee 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
except eating pork is a very accepted thing in most places, eating cat is less so.
indoctrination is easier to rebel against if your peers do it every day without consequence
[–]daren_sf 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
"Cat, the other white meat."
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Infidel? You were the one without faith. Bacon is the shit. Now you are a believer.
[–]MUnhelpful 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
My wife and I celebrate something called "bacon cheeseburger Friday", observed Fridays during Lent. I think you can figure it out. ;)
And yes, we occasionally have to explain, and less occasionally have to explain why we deliberately do something to conflict with most major world religions.
[–]mobyhead1 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Bacon: the candy of meats.
[–]Cameltoezors 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Bacon: good enough to give up faith for.
[–]Self_Manifesto 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
If labia were strips of bacon, I'd eat out more.
[–]IAmAQuantumMechanic 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
This close-up shot of bacon actually made me think of labia.
[–]riverbottom 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
No loving God would put something as delicious as bacon on this Earth and then demand you not eat it.
That's like dying and going to heaven and being presented with 72 virgins, then learning you're just a spirit and you have no penis.
{كُلُّ نَفْسٍ ذَائِقَةُ الْمَوْتِ ثُمَّ إِلَيْنَا تُرْجَعُونَ} [العنكبوت: 57]
[–]pill_popper 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Recently converted vegetarian here.
I miss the taste of bacon.
[–]bismarket63 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
For the sake of your sanity, come back!
[–]Gtrmanupstairs 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I am so happy for you.
[–]klaq 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
as a recent karma whore, i found a picture of bacon and posted it. Thanks to all you idiots for upvotes.
[–]Powerfrog 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I've never understood why these little rules are still a thing. Muslims didn't eat pork 1000s of years ago because it was known for spreading diseases. It no longer does. Start eating it. It's delicious.
I mean i sort of get the 'Pray to god constantly or you'll get raped by a pitchfork' to brainwash the victim into brainwashing themselves on a regular basis. But let them eat bacon damnit! Let them eat bacon!!!
[–]hoirkmann 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Eating bacon is still not a thing to feel good about, regardless of your beliefs. Except if your beliefs are that fat is good for you and the life of a pig worthless.
[–]lemre21 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Kaffir scumbaaaag
[–]onfia 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Ex Muslim here, and very jealous. Going my whole life without it, it just repulses me for some reason.
[–]thomasjs 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I always felt bad for Jews/Muslims that couldn't eat bacon/ham they are both great. Or as I like to say "If this is what evil tastes like then evil is delicious."
[–]PraiseBeToScience 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
My father-in-law makes candied bacon....mmmmmmmm
Basically takes bacon strips, coats them in a mixture of brown sugar and spice, then puts them on a wireframe rack in either his oven or smoker. It's, dare I say, heavenly.
[–]fsckit 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
You really need to try beer.
[–]Jmackilla 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
THAT PLATE, I HAVE THE SAME ONES
[–]johnmj 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Sweet, merciful bacon!
[–]SimonWade1986 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I was about to say that I envy those who are now trying bacon for the first time but then I realized there's nothing to envy in going your whole life up until this point without ever having bacon.
[–]MrJAPoe 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Welcome to the dark side
[–]pcnerd37 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I don't want anything to do with a life without bacon.
[–]Bacon_Wizard 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Happy to help
[–]Phoenixfire92 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I read that in Ak-Med's voice. Hilarious
[–]I_have_common_sense 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
You should also get a puppy!!!! I loooove puppies :D!!!
[–]captiveball 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
score one for the white devil.
[–]jjrm987 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
it is pretty bad ass
[–]Epoo 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I'm on a diet that this destroyed me from the inside out :[.
[–]alllie 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
oh,no. less for us.
[–]hellcrapdamn 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Welcome to the wonderful world of bacon! Oh and atheism.
[–]physics299792458 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Pigs are intelligent animals. Eat them with respect.
[–]prmaster23 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I am eating mostly salad right now and I was sad to leave bacon until I discovered real bacon bits are kind of healthy.
Bacon Chichen Salad anyone?
I rediscovered my love for actual bacon today. For some reason my parents stopped buying real bacon and bought the microwave shit. So not the same.
[–]ninja333 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Omg my mum has those plates... just saying :D
[–]Rekku_Prometheus 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Bacon > god.
[–]AgentLiquid 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Come on over to r/exmuslim then. We've got scotch and hookers there too.
[–]kevinwillis2291 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Welcome to living.
[–]VincentVanBrogh 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
If you are a true fan of bacon, try Coursey's bacon out of Alabama. Best bacon around.
[–]StrayCloud 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Muslims can't eat shellfish?
[–]Lutherie 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Welcome to the promised land my child.
[–]sotonohito 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Huh, I know two atheist Jews and while neither keeps kosher they both tend to avoid pork, including bacon. Not out of any religious reason, both are atheists after all, but just because their upbringing left a mark and they still see pork as vaguely gross.
[–]MrLunde 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Yep, but you still got PETA to worry about.
[–]allyrachelle 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I have that same plate
[–]Clowncopter 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
What a delightful photo of France.
[–]soapisclean 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
So you think that sliced stuff you buy at the store is bacon? Ok I think you're ready for this now: Double Smoked Bacon
[–]YGOnewguy 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
see if everyone had just abandoned their religion and just started eating ba-con, the world would be a fuckton more peaceful, instead of funding wars, we'd be funding ways to make ba-con powered everything!
Enjoy the bacon!
[–]Toneh 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
They looked like a pair of lobsters at first.
[–]tempuro 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I grew up with bacon and find it delicious and satisfying to eat. Having said that, as an atheist and rationalist, I think that if you're going to eat meat, it's better to eat leaner meats that aren't cured or processed. Although many of our parents and grandparents may have had poorer health as they grew older due to things like heart disease, diabetes and high blood pressure, it doesn't have to be that way.
[–]hobber 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
The bacon in that image is very obviously not crispy as labeled. Crispy bacon requires an eternal vigilance which was clearly not applied in this case.
[–]Qwapz 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
y u taunt with high res bacon?
[–]corriek1975 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Bacon.. The Achilles Heel of all mankind.
[–]mrgoddamnsam 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I wish I could taste bacon for the first time again. :.(
[–]Mechanicalmind 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
May the Pork be with you, brother.
[–]imgoodigotthis 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Such a beautiful thing...
[–]ProdigalSheep 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
What about lobster? Had that yet?
[–]HeyChaseMyDragon 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
as a person who was encouraged to consume bacon my whole life, there are good reasons why cultures and religions scorn the pig flesh
[–]zeexik 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I used to be a muslim, then I wasn't.
[–]NotBatman374 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
welcome to the darkside. Its not so bad, we have bacon, and cookies.
[–]cnewmanx 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Hey we had plates like that when I was a kid.
[–]jrobi25 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
They put that shit on cupcakes too... Right on top of the fucking cupcake
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