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[–]I_DONT_LIKE_REPOSTS 36 points37 points ago

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I DON'T LIKE THIS.

[–]ProbabilityOfWhining 5 points6 points ago

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1

[–]jacKofKats 10 points11 points ago

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Although in this galaxy we call it rape if you have to use the force.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 1 point2 points ago

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Tasteless, yet clever.

[–]jacKofKats 2 points3 points ago

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Reddit in a nutshell, baby...

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins -1 points0 points ago

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Speaking of nutshells!...actually no, I won't go into that story..

[–]DiscoDonkey 2 points3 points ago

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[–]thersx2 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen this picture more times than, well fuck, I was going to say something witty but fuck it.

[–]fett4evr 6 points7 points ago

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well....that is never being used

[–]mcmurphy1 -1 points0 points ago

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Came here to say that.

[–]fett4evr 1 point2 points ago

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yes (forever alone :( )

[–]Demoknight111 9 points10 points ago

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This is funny, though older than the internet itself...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Been there..seen this...in reddit and Facebook...repeatedly...over the last 2 years...

[–]jesamdeco 1 point2 points ago

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Oh come on. There's no way Darth Vader would use a condom.

[–]zosoyoung 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Bobilip[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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It's funny because I got more karma than all of them.

[–]venomous96 0 points1 point ago

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It should read "there's a 99% chance I will not be your father"

[–]anonymiss08 4 points5 points ago

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i am the 1%

[–]TwistedJane 0 points1 point ago

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That 1% always messing things up

[–]ThaDeadFetus 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if it glows red in the dark

[–]evanafter 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen this in English before. It's usually in French.

[–]Shadowglove 0 points1 point ago

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The force is strong with this one.

[–]wilkinsk 0 points1 point ago

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how many times will i see this on reddit. damn!

[–]TheLiegeEvilness 0 points1 point ago

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Repost~

[–]HungarianFever 0 points1 point ago

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This has been circulating for about 2 years now and I'm sick of seeing it.

[–]sarcasmincarnate 0 points1 point ago

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dark side redditor: reposts it again

[–]wilky81 0 points1 point ago

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Team this with a glow in the dark condom, and you've got an amazing product!

[–]huzoor 0 points1 point ago

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I was really expecting a red glow-in-the-dark condom.

[–]rm524 -1 points0 points ago

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why is he a midget?

[–]Smackarn 0 points1 point ago

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Dont want to have world largest condom do you? Midget is so he fits :)

[–]HappyGoUnlucky -1 points0 points ago

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That's Stewie!

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins -2 points-1 points ago

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That Darth Vader has got to be Stewie Griffen.

[–]clicksallthethings -2 points-1 points ago

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I wish I had more upvotes for this!