Cat started hacking this morning. I picked her up to move her to a "safer" place for her to hurl, and ended up like this.

tansii · 7 months

What version of linux does your cat use?

the_ciscokid · 7 months

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."

dieselphiend · 7 months

I had this happen to me. I noticed the cat starting to hack, and picked it up with one hand on each side of it's rib cage. the moment i had the cat in my hand it started heaving. so I'm running to the door with this heaving cat in my hands that felt a bit like an accordion, expanding, contracting, and as I get two steps from the door it all came out. projectile vomit, I could even feel like a sudden deflation, like I had been holding a barf balloon that suddenly deflated...

I payed my friend to clean it up.

AmorphisUniversm · 7 months

LOL when my cat starts hacking in a carpeted room I try to put a newspaper under his face but I end up just chasing him around with it

AlphaEnder · 7 months

I was sick with the flu and laying on the couch with a crazy fever. my dog walks up to me with a panicked look on his face and starts to puke. I did not have the strength to jump up and run him over to the hard wood floor or get him outside. I grabbed an empty/used cereal bowl from coffee table and my dog puked into the bowl. went better than expected. I called my wife over to show her and she would not deal with it, I had to drag myself up.

jettrscga · 7 months

I love how he runs into the most stereotypical innocent people and they're just like "bombs ain't got shit on me."

If he ran into some normal guy, but with baggier-than-average pants would he just put the bomb down and say "this'll do... this'll do."?

[deleted] · 7 months

Anyone else picture a feline cyber criminal before clicking the link?

InfamyDeferred · 7 months

And of course, the last place you wan't em barfing is on you.

imgur-mirror-bot · 7 months

BurgerBoyBarry · 7 months

cat is anonymous

PeachSquiggle · 7 months

I hate it when my cat throws up on nuns too.

kristin57 · 7 months

That happened to me this morning too. Except my cat successfully barfed all over my bedspread. Jerk.

wanderso24 · 7 months

Did you throw her in the ocean??

ThiagoG · 7 months

That reminds me of the scene from rush hour 2 when they have the bomb on top of the building and they dont know where to throw it :P

TheGreatNico · 7 months

I was expecting this

Terrible_Wingman · 7 months

Lady with the baby doesn't give a fuck.

knocklessmonster · 7 months

Apparently, if you light a cat's tail on fire, it'll stay burning for an impossibly long time.

awkook · 7 months

Holy shit, ive done this so many times, however my cat started hacking up on my bed before i had time to react, and when I picked him up, he was puking while i was carrying him. There was a nice long trail of puke on the ground.

Supersnazz · 7 months

I always used to feel sorry for our cat when that happened when it was raining.

Imagine you are sitting down and start to feel sick, you think you are going to vomit so someone picks you up and throws you out into the rain.

That would be shit.

methshin · 7 months

Im convinced my neighbors cat has been stealing bandwidth

Swedishfish2142 · 7 months

Watching The Dark Knight as I see this post! Like a Baus

Javindo · 7 months

When my cat started hacking we had to stage an intervention, he started small time (SQL injection/phishing) but he eventually went too far and started DDoSing /r/Dogfort

SisterStereo · 7 months

Great idea for an alarm clock: A clock that starts making cat yacking noises and continues to do so until you pick it up and place it on a nonporous surface.

SaraDontDefyMe · 7 months

No joke, this had me hysterically laughing!! Well played!

Arcon1337 · 7 months

Just use the anti-bomb spray.

Streakiest · 7 months

"Cat started hacking-"

OOPS STOPPED READING.

Dracovis · 7 months

ANOTHER misuse of hacking. OMG YOU'RE SUCH A HACKER, CAT. LOLZ.

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