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[–]Koolaidstory 87 points88 points ago

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[–]bleunoir83 25 points26 points ago

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wadsworth constant applies.

[–]nicholmikey 25 points26 points ago

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[–]gmrple 9 points10 points ago

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Google actually implemented that? That's awesome!

[–]MercurialMadnessMan 5 points6 points ago

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Within, like, 6 hours. It was an intern, IIRC. He said that they have a huge incentive to doing things like this.

[–]Strepitoso 7 points8 points ago

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Googling the Wadsworth Constant sent me on a merry voyage that eventually took me to Cuil Theory. TIL that I need to learn more reddit.

[–]MercurialMadnessMan 0 points1 point ago

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At this point, it's nearly impossible to truly understand the history of reddit. There are so many in-jokes from so many obscure threads that it's just too much to research.

Cuil theory was awesome and I never see it referenced anymore... I think it's certainly something that needs a revival.

The best way to "learn reddit" is to read every thread you possibly can every waking hour of your life. And you'll still probably miss stuff.

A lot of the in-jokes come from asscredit threads and AMAs.

[–]DEXECON 1 point2 points ago

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Best...meme thing.....ever created!

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[–]The_Dane 6 points7 points ago

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No, it means it is constant when invoked.

[–]linkingday 1 point2 points ago

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Nope.

[–]brunkerd 4 points5 points ago

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We had a tractor the whole time?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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And a pick-up truck. I kept waiting for him to hit it with his truck.

[–]EsteemedGentleman -1 points0 points ago

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That's what Mtn. Dew does to your peen-peen.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Look at the way the silo falls afterward. Obviously a controlled demolition.

[–]az9 -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]Getintothegame 74 points75 points ago

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Seriously, there is absolutely nothing good about this idea.

[–]svullenballe 43 points44 points ago

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He's been playing too much Red Faction Guerrilla.

[–]Sharp398 3 points4 points ago

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Exactly what my first thought was.

[–]thankuoy 0 points1 point ago

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obviously you played that too much

[–]Arcon1337 3 points4 points ago

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And yet incredibly awesome.

[–]Killer_Tomato 1 point2 points ago

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Did you even watch the gif?

[–]BlueBusDriver 1 point2 points ago*

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Someone said the same thing in the youtube comments for this vid. Honestly, these people live out on a farm in who knows where. That thing was probably built at 2 generations ago. Whuddayahgunnado.

[–]toadwarrior 3 points4 points ago

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Not everyone is still being breast fed by their mommy well into their 30's.

[–]brsfan519 10 points11 points ago

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I find it astonishing that no one died.

[–]ComicDebris 15 points16 points ago

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Looking down from heaven, Charles Darwin was on the very edge of his seat for a couple seconds. God was probably trolling him.

[–]Tallest_Waldo 1 point2 points ago

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Heh! The way those two carry on! Cats and dogs, really.

[–]The_ST3V1N470R 5 points6 points ago

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better red than dead.. red faction anyone?

[–]HolyJuan 25 points26 points ago

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There is no way that one single hit could have taken down the silo. Note that at 0:03 there is a puff of smoke that comes out the back of the silo.

I should also mention that there was $1.9 billion in gold beneath the silo and that the FBI had an office in the dome.

[–]PeopleAreStaring 4 points5 points ago

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He used a special hammer to melt the support beams.

[–]infinitemonkeyrage 11 points12 points ago

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if this man can bring down a chimney stack in a specific direction with only a fire & the removal of a small section of the brick work, and with such confidence that he'll stand but 3 to 5 yards from it when it goes over, then I have no difficulties believing that one man could cause a silo to collapse with one hit & half the bottom layer of brickwork already removed, as most structures will eventually reach a point where they can no longer take the strain, and it probably wouldn't severely tax a structural engineer to calculate the point of no return to within the precision of one hammer blow, and it's not entirely unbelievable for a couple of farmers to accidentally come too close to that point.

Edit = forgot to include the last part of my argument.

[–]ctesibius 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, but that's Fred Dibnah - the superman of the Industrial Revolution. I'll never forget the sight of him racing a 15 ton traction engine down the wrong side of our street with no room for him to pull in past the other engine.

[–]SgtSausage 8 points9 points ago

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Wooooooooooossshshshsh!

[–]infinitemonkeyrage 0 points1 point ago

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I got the last part being a joke, I was just correcting the mistaken assumption made in the very first sentence, on the off chance that anyone took that part seriously.

[–]JimmerUK 4 points5 points ago

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You were correcting a joke?

So, are you going to tell me that the chicken never crossed the road?!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Wake up, chick- uh... sheeple!

[–]SgtSausage -3 points-2 points ago

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'... the last part ...' ??!?

I say again to you, Sir: WOOOOOOOOOOSSSHSHSHSHSHSshSsshhhh!!x

[–]infinitemonkeyrage 5 points6 points ago

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allow me to summarise how I feel about the whole wooosh-ing thing with an advice animal.

[–]NealHatesMath 2 points3 points ago

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You are my hero.

[–]PositivelyClueless 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Johnmcguirk 5 points6 points ago

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Seems like a good plan.

[–]acooper93 2 points3 points ago

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"...your go"

[–]kinkouin 2 points3 points ago

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Thats basically what anyone does when they play Red Faction, hammer in the sides and watch it crumble around you...

[–]jnyms 5 points6 points ago

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No this is how you play Jenga:

YouTube

[–]jcembree 1 point2 points ago

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source/story anyone?

[–]Acidlips242 1 point2 points ago

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Check YouTube, they tried to knock a silo down with fucking hammers and then this happened, pretty foolish but fun to watch, they eventually pull it with a truck

[–]NELCgeek 1 point2 points ago

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I hate it when this happens in angry birds

[–]Isaynotoeverything 1 point2 points ago

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Red Faction

[–]HotRodLincoln 1 point2 points ago

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I believe this game is called Rampage, and is available for Gamecube.

[–]OmniaII 1 point2 points ago

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Why leave your mother's basement to setup/play your gamecube on her TV...

Play it online now!

[–]Opolious 0 points1 point ago

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Does that mean he lost?

[–]minimii 0 points1 point ago

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Silo: "Is that all ya got?"

[–]Funkfunkfunknuts 0 points1 point ago

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HELL YEAH!!

[–]Evansbee 0 points1 point ago

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And he stuck the landing!

[–]necromundus 0 points1 point ago

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False: He did not take a block from the bottom and put it on top.

[–]Tallest_Waldo 1 point2 points ago

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I move for a novelty account: What_Dwight_Schrute_Would_Say

[–]Boolderdash 0 points1 point ago

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It's still standing! He hasn't lost!

[–]Geo 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of Final Fantasy VII

[–]MarcBoudy7 0 points1 point ago

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good as new

[–]izzievil 0 points1 point ago

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Made me think of this. It's annoyingly sped up but it's all I could find.

[–]realscary 0 points1 point ago

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<How scumbags play jenga.>(http://imgur.com/21DAo)

[–]vrode 0 points1 point ago

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not enough gravity

[–]themali 0 points1 point ago

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WTC conspiracy?

[–]xyroclast 0 points1 point ago

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What an idiot. If he'd succeeded, he likely would have been crushed in milliseconds.

[–]abw 1 point2 points ago

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Penis.

[–]AlexSteiner -1 points0 points ago

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This works too.

[–]podbursky -1 points0 points ago

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quite phallic if I must say so myself

[–]MapChicky -1 points0 points ago

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real men? no way Chuck Norris was here

[–]Panzergrenadier -2 points-1 points ago

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or: how an idiot almost gets killed.