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[–]andrewsmith1986 59 points60 points ago

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/r/reactiongifs is full of these.

[–]Wooser 26 points27 points ago

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...my god. I won't have to use words ever again...it's beautiful...

[–]uneekfreek 5 points6 points ago

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[–]RIPoldAccount 25 points26 points ago

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[–]Confabulated 5 points6 points ago

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Good subreddit.

[–]doremiabc123[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Damn it. Just when I think I'm being original.

[–]joshcandoit4 0 points1 point ago

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Or /r/mfw

[–]Mockstairwell 0 points1 point ago

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Just post these with an appropriate title on r/trees......karma explosion!

[–]Catpoopfire 17 points18 points ago

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Dates with Pamela HANDerson?

[–]renny7 5 points6 points ago

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Oh Ms. Michigan? Her name is Handgela.

[–]NOACeulemans 9 points10 points ago

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You can keep her, I have a date with Scarlett Johandson later tonight.

[–]MrLuxaryYacht 5 points6 points ago

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I never quite understood that, you're still using a guy's hand. Marlon BrHando Hand Solo David BeckHand Antonio BHanderas ChristiHand Bale

[–]laterolus 6 points7 points ago

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Meghand fox?

[–]kenba2099 1 point2 points ago

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angela handsbury?

[–]ashbash8289 3 points4 points ago

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How about Handgelina Jolie?

[–]theBASSfromHELL 7 points8 points ago

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Palmela Handerson. FTFY

[–]mostoriginalusername 19 points20 points ago

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Except Jim Carrey got laid after that scene.

[–]harrywhite1 2 points3 points ago

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What movie?

[–]Jman5 5 points6 points ago

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Liar Liar

[–]snoogins1 6 points7 points ago

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i love 'Jim carrey face'

[–]UnknownArchive 10 points11 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Every time someone asks me relationship advice. 1com 76pts 20dys gifs
Every Time I Get A Cleverly Degrading Comment On A Post 5coms 103pts 1mo funny
MFW my girlfriend said that The Bible is a sensible way of looking at creation and the universe, and that Physics and Science sound like a kid's story made to make you sleep safely at night. 7coms 4pts 1mo atheism
How I feel about the r/WTF revolution. 1com 15pts 1mo WTF
What highschool friends really think about you :( 2coms 2pts 1mo funny
Best friend just made the front page...I sent him this 1com 0pts 2mos funny
How I feel when I get a 0 on a paper because it wasn't written in pen. 2coms 7pts 2mos gif
How I feel when I see these money face posts 2mos reddit
How I feel when I see these money face posts 2coms 2pts 2mos funny
How I feel when new a Redditor's first post makes the front page. 22coms 141pts 2mos funny
How i feel browsing new of r/funny 1com 9pts 2mos funny
This is me when President Obama says he understands the struggles of the 99%. 0coms 9pts 2mos occupywallstreet
When someone says "hey you wanna smoke?.. oh wait your on probation" 5coms 27pts 2mos trees
How I feel when my friends share their sex stories with me. 280coms 1144pts 2mos funny
Me, when my boss tells me a joke 3coms 4pts 3mos pics
How I reacted to the chili/poop/ice cube shower posts... 0coms -5pts 4mos reddit.com
Every time you leave the room... 12coms 158pts 5mos gifs
how i feel when my friends tell me about the karma they are getting. 0coms -1pt 6mos funny
Cool story, bro. 274coms 1071pts 6mos funny
My expression when someone ninja posts or writes what I was gunna say... 3coms 22pts 8mos pics
My reaction when a professor jokes about how hard our final is 0coms -2pts 20dys funny
Reaction to all the donation posts. 0coms -4pts 1mo funny
How "Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind" should have ended ... 0coms -1pt 5mos funny
How "Eternal Sunshine" should have ended ... 0coms 1pt 5mos pics
I'm Pregnant.......April Fools! 1com -2pts 5mos funny
Alright! Yea..... Asshole. 0coms 10pts 3mos gifs
Alright! Yea..... Asshole. 2coms 4pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]giggly_kisses 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Colostomy 8 points9 points ago

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You tell that robot, son.

[–]highgravitycane 1 point2 points ago

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Dad?

[–]Colostomy 0 points1 point ago

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Boy?

[–]giggly_kisses 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks pop, I will tell that robot.

[–]Colostomy 2 points3 points ago

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Ropop.

[–]PutDescartesB4Whores 14 points15 points ago

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I don't know why people share this shit. It's like bragging about how nice of a car you have, it comes off as sad and insecure..

[–]badhairguy 8 points9 points ago

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Aww, you drive a Ford Focus? I'm sorry.

[–]romulus4444 6 points7 points ago

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Hey, my Focus is awesome!

[–]PutDescartesB4Whores 1 point2 points ago*

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I didn't get the context of the joke you were making or where it was from so I poked around google. Found this instead, was not disappointed.

Edit: and now I just got the joke what the fuck is wrong with me...

[–]schiesse 1 point2 points ago

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half the time they are full of shit, but for some reason I still get bummed out

[–]persianbird9 0 points1 point ago

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I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!

[–]PutDescartesB4Whores 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what kind of car that is, but I bet it's either really good or unbelievably terrible.

[–]persianbird9 0 points1 point ago

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haha no it's a line from SNL. Will Ferrell is the head of a family and they are shown eating dinner. They get into arguments and like at the end Will Ferrell screams "I drive a dodge stratus!"

[–]persianbird9 0 points1 point ago

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heres a link to the video: audio is kinda bad but still pretty funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2uUDkMYtrQ pic of car: http://www.allpar.com/photos/chrysler/sebring/stratus.jpg

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Congratulations. When did you get married?

[–]Doomfield 11 points12 points ago

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Performing on the show tonight, it's Every Comedian Ever! Let's give him a round of applause, folks!

[–]buddybonesbones 1 point2 points ago

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How much sex they're having with your wife?

[–]kenba2099 1 point2 points ago

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me is condescendingwonka.jpg when someone tells me about how much sex they're getting

[–]mrjdblack80 3 points4 points ago

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that is me when i've seen the same goddamned gif forty times with different titles and it STILL GETS UPVOTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]RageOverflows 2 points3 points ago

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I feel like I've actually seen this gif with the same title! Idk why it makes me mad..but it does lol

[–]Rainfly_X 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Robstaley 3 points4 points ago

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a better title would have been "this is me reposting a jim carey gif"

[–]wryguy89 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha that's exactly what happened to him (essentially) when that new homewrecker takes off with his wife

[–]Paralyzing 0 points1 point ago

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Source?

[–]QuidditchKid793 4 points5 points ago

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The movie itself? It was Liar Liar...Fuckin hilarious movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119528/

[–]LeGnosis 0 points1 point ago

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ugh, me too.

[–]m4tthew 0 points1 point ago

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I try to sound as bizarre as possible like "so you guys are sexing eachother? That sounds steamed!"

[–]ikilledyourcat 0 points1 point ago

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remember - whoever talks the most, gets/has the least

[–]Athene_Wins 0 points1 point ago

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Best gif ever. Wish I was as cool as ace ventura.

[–]colemanRd 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–]AYONEEGUH 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–]Phishymoe 0 points1 point ago

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Im a big loser...do i get karma?

[–]Stiletto_ 0 points1 point ago

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Eh, repost..

[–]duhriz 0 points1 point ago

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i react this way also

[–]thealmightydru 0 points1 point ago

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Well, that's just because you've got big jugs.

I mean... you boobs are huge!

I mean... I wanna squeeze em!

cringes

[–]martinj 0 points1 point ago

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Whenever someone feels the need to tell me how much sex they're getting I automatically assume they aren't getting any.

[–]I_hate_Slogan_Shirts 0 points1 point ago

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favourite gif of all time!

[–]ferret15 0 points1 point ago

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next time, "give it to me i'll get it back to you in a couple days"

Make her by you lunch.

Not mad, got food for services.

[–]pwolk -1 points0 points ago

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repost

[–]mareksoon -1 points0 points ago

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Me when someone announces they're expecting a baby, "Alll riiight! You've been having SEX!"

[–]idomyhomework -1 points0 points ago

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That's also me when I realize this is a repost.

[–]SirHumanoid -3 points-2 points ago

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I would like to explor - 'her '...

Gay remark ... I know ...

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[–]UncleTogie 0 points1 point ago

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Pics or it didn't count!