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[–]nellonoma 508 points509 points ago

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This is from 5 Second Films. Why anyone would turn it into images is beyond me.

[–]croman653 271 points272 points ago

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And on top of that, the images are from 9gag.

[–]Pirateless 98 points99 points ago

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and on top of that... well, it's 9gag so basically everything

[–]camycam178 69 points70 points ago

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I hate fucking 9gag.

[–]Minyme2009 31 points32 points ago

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I'd fuck 9gag and never call her back.

[–]poptart2nd 18 points19 points ago

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I love hate-fucking 9gag.

[–]MLaidman 10 points11 points ago

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I hate love-fucking 9gag.

[–]lewisthemusician 10 points11 points ago

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I fucking love hating 9gag

[–]RankMotleyMindedScut 8 points9 points ago*

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Dodging a bullet with an edit.

[–]lewisthemusician 2 points3 points ago

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I fucking love 9gag hating

Now edit your post before someone thinks this can't run longer!

[–]afsdjkll 0 points1 point ago

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at least they were polite enough to make it an imgur link. Because they wanted the sweet sweet karma. Cause redditor types will click anything in an imgur link. Not that I condone this "screenshot of a TV show garbage". It's dumb. Go ahead and downvote my comment. thanks

[–]we_love_dassie 13 points14 points ago

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9gag's watermarking other people's content is what pisses everyone off. That's essentially the only difference between reddit and them. Posters here will reupload and submit with no regard for the author. On 9gag they'll go a step further and put their logo on it too.

[–]Allisonaxe 1 point2 points ago

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didn't the internet have a nice big hate-on for ebaumsworld for doing the same thing?

[–]we_love_dassie 1 point2 points ago

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ebaums was a little more than that, but the watermarks was how it started.

[–]5secondfilms 0 points1 point ago

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We are flattered but a little annoyed that one of our films has been basically turned into a plug for another web site. Sadly this image will probably get more eyes then our website does... Oh, well I guess it's just one of the many prices you pay for posting content on the Internet. Thanks for the 5sf love, Reddit.

[–]we_love_dassie 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe you can take solace in the fact that anytime a 5sf is posted the comments ALWAYS link to either your youtube channel or your website. I think that's how I initially found out about you guys.

[–]assumetehposition 2 points3 points ago

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And on top of that, they were uploaded to imgur.

[–]imafryingpan 18 points19 points ago

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It took me longer to scroll through the images than it did to watch the video. OP YOU SUNNOFABITCH

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[–]Dead_Rooster 8 points9 points ago

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My favourite. We can all relate to it.

[–]wecameasbromans22 2 points3 points ago

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Aww, God DAMMIT!

[–]Bardlar -2 points-1 points ago

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Until now, I did not realize he was making a Silence of The Lambs reference. :P

[–]ScrabbleTank 0 points1 point ago

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Press 6. Don't ever stop.

[–]PotatoKiller -2 points-1 points ago

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but it has 8 seconds,why would you lie?

[–]anexanhume 48 points49 points ago

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I CAN'T DIGEST THE INTERNET IF IT ISN'T IN PICTURE FORM.

[–]relevant_rule34 32 points33 points ago

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[–]gg4465a 148 points149 points ago

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[–]anexanhume 30 points31 points ago

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[–]baumkramer 4 points5 points ago

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Uh...it sure is.

[–]BestPseudonym 4 points5 points ago

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...why do you do this?

[–]RandomCleverName 8 points9 points ago

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Well, that's it

[–]BDaught 2 points3 points ago

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[–]koopakoopa 1 point2 points ago

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The fuck did I just looked at?

[–]Ikarus3426 1 point2 points ago

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I hovered my mouse over the link, contemplating whether I should click it. I thought "surely it's a bluff, there's no way this exists. It's probably a picture of Cuzco from the emperors new groove or something". So I called your bluff, and I was wrong, and I paid.

I have learned never to mess with relevant_rule34.

[–]nellonoma 3 points4 points ago

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now that works in picture form, though I'm sure some of the plot intricacies were lost in translation.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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DM, still fapped.

[–]StumpyGoblin 1 point2 points ago

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...got the video?

[–]spi007 5 points6 points ago

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This is from 9gag. Why anyone would post to reddit from 9gag is beyond me.

[–]rockerlkj 5 points6 points ago

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I have friends who go on 9gag. I make fun of them, saying that 9gag steals their shit from Reddit. When stuff like this happens, I die a little inside.

[–]NicholasThunderchild 2 points3 points ago

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So, I take it this isn't Ryan Dunn.

[–]6h057 2 points3 points ago

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It was faster just to watch the video.

[–]DesCo83 2 points3 points ago

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Meh, call me crazy, but I found the images much funnier than the video. I felt like the joke was much subtler as I scrolled to the bottom, said "Hey! Wait a minute" and scrolled back to the top. Plus, the last frame could either be him looking sad, or him looking at his dropped flyer, which I found hilarious.

[–]DesCo83 4 points5 points ago

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You're crazy.

[–]DesCo83 1 point2 points ago

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I've no one to blame but me, I suppose.

[–]wilc8650 2 points3 points ago

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Would be better without the sound effects.

[–]imperialviolet 1 point2 points ago

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Because people automatically click on imgur links. Thus, more people will click on it and OP is likely to get more karma than if he posted it as a video.

[–]hideki_BROjo 0 points1 point ago

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for karma

[–]nawt 0 points1 point ago

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Because lots of us avoid watching video, so images = bigger audience. (In case you were actually wondering.)

[–]CantBelieveItsButter 0 points1 point ago

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it took longer to read that than it would've taken to just watch the fucking film. haha

[–]lisabadcat 0 points1 point ago

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The pictures version took me longer than 5 seconds to look at.

[–]Allisonaxe 0 points1 point ago

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I'll be honest, and maybe this makes me stupid, but I didn't get the joke from the still photo. thanks for linking that.

[–]AcronymEjr 0 points1 point ago

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CATHY LIN brought me here.

[–]VerlorenesMetallgeld 0 points1 point ago

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  • it loads instantly
  • you don't have to worry about how long it goes
  • you don't have to check your sound

[–]ReallyCleverMoniker 195 points196 points ago

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FUCK YOU 9GAG.

[–]omicron-persei-8 133 points134 points ago

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fuck off 9gag

[–]sletica 28 points29 points ago

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Get this 9gag-labeled shit off of reddit

[–][deleted] 117 points118 points ago

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No, I shouldn't have gone to 9gag.

[–]SALLstice 80 points81 points ago

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5 Second Films -> Upvote

Screencapping it into pictures -> Downvote

Posting from 9gag -> Downvote.

Nice attempt, but maybe next time.

[–]SuperTonicV7 7 points8 points ago

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That's one upvote and two downvotes - Shit, you've cancelled yourself out!

[–]Daemon_of_Mail -1 points0 points ago

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Maybe next time, what???

[–]GnartarSauce 59 points60 points ago

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why wouldn't you just leave this on 9gag where you found it?

[–]brianbrianbrian 3 points4 points ago

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because whore

for karma

[–]nonztop 36 points37 points ago

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9gag

[–]hunter_2_thompson 4 points5 points ago

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I gagged.

[–]Ricktron3030 11 points12 points ago

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9gag? Shame on you.

[–]coottenhimer 11 points12 points ago

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This took longer to look at the pictures than watch the 5 second film it was took from ಠ_ಠ

[–]andrewsmith1986 27 points28 points ago

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Looks kinda like Ryan Dunn.

I wish people would stop submitting 9gag stuff.

[–]Hogzilla88 7 points8 points ago

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Seriously? Taking content from 9gag?

[–]knocklessmonster 3 points4 points ago

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For fuck's sake, it takes less time to watch the video. And to post from 9gag... It's a repost of an image-converted repost.

[–]DatLouis 3 points4 points ago

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I wondered why I didn't laugh. Then I saw 9gag.

[–]mazurtommy 13 points14 points ago

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lmao, 5 second films but in picture form. and with a 9gag label

[–]Cveezy 2 points3 points ago

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have you seen my stapler... its a swingline...

[–]vince1727 2 points3 points ago

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Rob Shneider is about to find out that being stapler is no derp da derp derrpppp a derpaderpp da derpp.

[–]5secondfilms 2 points3 points ago

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ewww... 9gag

[–]garysnail123 2 points3 points ago

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Video is better and fuck 9gag.

Nothing to do here.

[–]Feisl 9 points10 points ago

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It's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

[–]marcus_s123 4 points5 points ago

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I'm gonna go 4chan style. Get these 9fags off.of Reddit.

[–]Captain_Aizen 1 point2 points ago

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Hahahaha, aww man why is that so funny!

[–]light108 1 point2 points ago

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Use tape motherfucka!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Tape. You're welcome.

[–]mrmoogshoes 1 point2 points ago

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This doesn't make any sense why would you turn this 5-second film into a pic? This looks like a bullshit plug for 9gag.

[–]Weeveers 1 point2 points ago

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9gag stealing things ONCE AGAIN. NOTHING TO SEE HERE

[–]Vivosomuertos 1 point2 points ago

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Ah 5 Second Films, possibly the most worthwhile youtube subscription and also the only reason I look forward to cinco de mayo.

[–]KingPharaoh 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit posting things from 9gag now...

wow, goodbye reddit.

[–]myne 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Assaultman67 0 points1 point ago

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I scanned over all the comments looking for this reference. Thumb for you!

[–]sharkdude95 1 point2 points ago

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I should not have gone to 9gag.

[–]Miltage 1 point2 points ago

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So I went to see what this 9gag thing is. Looks like everything I saw on Reddit yesterday.

[–]blackeyblake 1 point2 points ago

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Can't take it seriously cause of 9gag.

[–]Parzee 2 points3 points ago*

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I know, all too well, the intense pain that comes with losing a stapler. That forlorn look, the intense ache of despair in your heart, that feeling of utter emptiness the moment you find it's missing... pure heartache.

[–]FartRobot 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you OP! Fuck you in the mouth with a baseballbat! Fuckin 5 second film. 5 goddamn seconds and you turned it into a piece of shit. You are a rotten asshole.

[–]remydc 3 points4 points ago

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They've done it. Oh lord oh lord oh lord. They've done it. They've posted 9Gag pictures back on Reddit. Oh lord.

[–]elitemrp 0 points1 point ago

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Picture version confused me. Thought he stapled the sign up then realized oh that's where the stapler was then took it down.

Finally realized he can't post the sign because his stapler is missing.

[–]RebelLumberjack 0 points1 point ago

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It took longer to read that than it did to watch the video

[–]twiggy84 0 points1 point ago

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then use duck tape. there problem solved.

[–]fuckratheism 0 points1 point ago

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I bet digg is full of reddit pots about 9gag.

[–]Frankstg 0 points1 point ago

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A repost of a more than probably repost.

[–]Sandsa 0 points1 point ago

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LIFE.

[–]scottklarr 0 points1 point ago

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I shouldn't be laughing this hard.

[–]xelaxela333 0 points1 point ago

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my god this is hilarious

[–]trunner101 0 points1 point ago

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Good except for that 9gag shit at the bottom

[–]HectorCruzSuarez 0 points1 point ago

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So much was wronged by this post... Meh still funny. Go watch their videos though.

[–]db0255 0 points1 point ago

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So....no tape?

[–]wolfcry0 0 points1 point ago

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It took me 15 seconds to look at all the pictures, it took me 7 to watch the movie.

What.

[–]brianbrianbrian 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking disgusting.

[–]PoopyMcpants 0 points1 point ago

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Milton.

[–]MuteSecurity 0 points1 point ago

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THE AMOUNT OF REPOSTING HERE MAKES MY BRAIN HURT

[–]zzexclamationmark 0 points1 point ago

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I...I could set the building on fire.

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

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so um where did the bottom go.......

[–]oboedude 0 points1 point ago

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FWP: this took me longer than 5 seconds to look at

[–]ResidentWeeaboo 0 points1 point ago

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The first one to quote Milton will get sodomized by said stapler.

[–]the_issue_tissue 0 points1 point ago

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i almost pissed myself this was fucking hysterical i dont care were its from

[–]acemnorsuvwxz 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, 9GAG.

[–]wilkinsk 0 points1 point ago

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That was awesome! must be related to taco

[–]taughtbytragedy 0 points1 point ago

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fuck 9gag.

[–]CivilBot 0 points1 point ago

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7 pictures for a 5 second movie.

[–]Guy-Manuel 0 points1 point ago

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You should've fucked off.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Do this one simple thing. Crop the picture to cut out any affiliation with any ONE website. Voila.

[–]Mustkunstn1k -5 points-4 points ago

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And this post right here shows why reddit can suck ass.

[–]brbATF -1 points0 points ago

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I teared up a little

[–]DonRoo -1 points0 points ago

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dude, for real? your life sucks so much you cant come up with anything better?

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[–]headwrong 8 points9 points ago

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I'm going to put on my snobbish generalisation hat and say that everything on 9gag has either already been on reddit, or isn't good enough for reddit.

Now I'm going to take off my snobbish generalisation hat and bid you good day.

[–]OneMillionDollHairs -4 points-3 points ago

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RIP Ryan Dunn :(