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[–]khdutton 111 points112 points ago

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I am altering the thermostat. Pray I don't alter it any further.

[–]AR101 100 points101 points ago

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[–]snoogansomg 19 points20 points ago

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[–]petergallo 4 points5 points ago

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This was my favorite YTMND back when I was in college. Thank you for posting it here. I just caused my entire office to crack up.

[–]Adriantbh 6 points7 points ago

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Biggest laugh I've given this evening.

[–]AryaArgetlam -1 points0 points ago

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amazing photoshop :slowclap:

[–]rob132 11 points12 points ago

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This joke keeps getting worse and worse.

[–]chud555 22 points23 points ago

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I have reused this joke. Pray I don't reuse it any further.

[–]mcmurphy1 3 points4 points ago

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*This joke is getting worse all the time.

[–]whitmell 3 points4 points ago

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I guess I missed all the others, b/c this is the first time I've seen it and it was hilarious.

[–]highvoltage988 7 points8 points ago

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He's not saying it's a bad repost, he's continuing with Lando's line from the movie

[–]whitmell 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck. My. Life.

[–]DemonicGoblin 6 points7 points ago

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Not your fault. He misquoted it.

[–]johnny_gunn 67 points68 points ago

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Where the hell is that bot that links originals?!

[–]khdutton 47 points48 points ago

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This isn't the bot you're looking for...

[–]Xanthan81 1 point2 points ago

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Look sir! Bots!

[–]kabwar 11 points12 points ago

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Probably got thrown off by that exclamation mark after "fixed"

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[–]kabwar 11 points12 points ago

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Pfft, no excuse. The bot should have gone back in time before this version and created the original. Han's speech bubble could have said "THIS IS THE ORIGINAL POST"

[–]liarliarpantsonfire 2 points3 points ago

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Those stupid bots, so easily fooled.

Discards death sticks

[–]boatmurdered 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, these sticks didn't bring about my death at all!

[–]findingchemo 1 point2 points ago

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[–]datapirate42 0 points1 point ago

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three

two

one

Not only is there no difference, it's the exact same url as the others.

[–]Langly- 15 points16 points ago

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If this is [fixed] where is the original, I looked and couldn't find it.

[–]derbearlaserbeam 4 points5 points ago

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I believe the original in this case is intended to be the movie, no original post.

[–]9001 0 points1 point ago

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If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the ambassador?

[–]animal7979 14 points15 points ago

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The sleeping bag is incredibly warm.

[–]mcmurphy1 6 points7 points ago

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That is one of the best things I've ever seen!

This puts it over the top: "Printed intestines pattern on inside of bag"

[–]ryandaily 7 points8 points ago

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My favorite bit is the lightsaber zipper.

[–]AryaArgetlam 1 point2 points ago

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Take this upvote good sir/madam and a cookie..its from the dark side but its still warm..

[–]Keyserchief 0 points1 point ago

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More importantly, where can I get me some comfy rebel trooper p-jays?

[–]animal7979 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know about rebel trooper garb, but you can get this to match.

[–]notcleverenough 0 points1 point ago

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And I thought they smelled bad on the outside...

[–]lookingchris 0 points1 point ago

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Holy crap, $99?

[–]DeusExMachinae 0 points1 point ago

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Why am I not surprised that I ended up on ThinkGeek today.

[–]auzzy2387 8 points9 points ago

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this music played in my head as soon as i read it (reddit?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz6yYQaAeGU

[–]skullhair 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you.

[–]pseudolobster 7 points8 points ago

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Here is a drawing I commissioned of grover from sesame street riding a tauntaun.

[–]livefox 7 points8 points ago*

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Hey look it's my picture! That was hella forever ago.

The game was fun btw.

EDIT: Typo

[–]Agehn 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, this is in my backgrounds folder.. cool.

[–]livefox 1 point2 points ago

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:)

[–]pseudolobster 0 points1 point ago

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Hey! How's it going!

What do you mean "the game was gun"?

[–]livefox 0 points1 point ago

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I meant fun. Typo. I'm at work, so I'm not re-reading what I type.

[–]pseudolobster 0 points1 point ago

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Cool. Glad you liked it. Still using that wallpaper from time to time.

[–]daubergoat 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you, livefox, for the only background my computer will ever need.

[–]livefox 1 point2 points ago

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:D

[–]iliveinatauntaun 21 points22 points ago

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That was funny, I Hoth to tell everyone.

[–]mamamaMONSTERJAMMM 2 points3 points ago

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I want to get a Tatooine of it on my arm

[–]Raawnesh 4 points5 points ago

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You know Coruscants are best when served Luke Warm

[–]Ferbtastic 2 points3 points ago

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You guys are a bunch of Naboos as this

[–]goroncity -4 points-3 points ago

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When you tell people, you have to have it Alderaan out before the punch line.

[–]mamamaMONSTERJAMMM -5 points-4 points ago

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I just took a fat sith

[–]InnerTaunTaun 3 points4 points ago

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I can confirm this to be true.

[–]jbhannah 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure whether to upvote or downvote.

Upvoting because it still made me laugh, despite groaning and facepalming at the same time. "Should've seen it coming" doesn't always equate to "wasn't hilarious."

[–]yesukai 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for my first real wide grin of the day.

[–]1337papaz 1 point2 points ago

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"Death rides a pale horse, but I shall ride a silver Ford Taurus. It's currently parked outside my apartment. The moment I turn the key, I decide to rechristen this vehicle the 'Ford Tauntaun,' just in case I drive into an August blizzard and I need to stuff a freezing Luke Skywalker into the cozy engine block." -Killing Yourself To Live by Chuck Klosterman

Read That Book It's Awesome.

[–]FrugalNinja 1 point2 points ago

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Keep making those jokes Han and I'll start wishing Greedo shot first...

[–]TheBestBigAl 1 point2 points ago

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Well it Luke warm to me

[–]bubba9999 1 point2 points ago

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European or African Tauntaun?

[–]I_sometimes_lie 3 points4 points ago

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Was hoping for a well reasoned scientific explanation for the temperature inside a tauntaun given the temperature of hoth, the availability of food in a frozen enviroment, and the volume of a tauntaun. Sadly I did not find it here.

[–]LMSamara 0 points1 point ago

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Get's an upvote for causing me to cackle for a good minute.

[–]tiexano 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god, you horrible, horrible man.

[–]kekekeorz 0 points1 point ago

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i looked closely at the tauntauns in star wars old republic. it does not look like two men can fit comfortably inside one.

[–]Mintception 0 points1 point ago

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Read that as orangutan. Was severely confused for more than a second.

[–]skullhair 0 points1 point ago

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Wonderful.

[–]Travis-Touchdown 0 points1 point ago

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Text joke as image submission? Classy.

[–]sleeplessone 1 point2 points ago

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IMO the image of Han shrugging off the answer enhances the joke.

[–]nickateen 0 points1 point ago

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Been playing Battlefront II all day... this made my day haha.

[–]boatsnhoes904 0 points1 point ago

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Somehow, I read that as tarantula. Needless to say, I had to click.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is totally what came to my mind

[–]tominator001 0 points1 point ago

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Read that as hippopotamus, was very confused.

[–]fknbastard 0 points1 point ago

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[–]fisticuffsmanship 0 points1 point ago

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You magnificent bastard, you.

[–]SMB73 0 points1 point ago

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So stupid, but it made me laugh.

[–]swampy13 0 points1 point ago

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Everything about this makes me feel the true force.

[–]TheJoePilato 0 points1 point ago

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Bring this over to Punny and become their new god.

[–]SubtleMockery 0 points1 point ago

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BWAHAHAHAH. Upvote!

[–]chudez 0 points1 point ago

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bravo

applause with standing ovation

[–]ConansBeard 0 points1 point ago

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I approve after just arriving on hoth and after seeing my first Taun Taun proceed to slice it open and walk around on is copse pretending I was crawling inside making a jacket for warmth, while actually shivering because its so cold here.

[–]LaterGatorPlayer 0 points1 point ago

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Also, the temperature inside Luke.

[–]kolr -4 points-3 points ago

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Yes, Han. Luke is warm. Luke is very warm indeed. Good job, Han.