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[–]PauliEffect 494 points495 points ago

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It's overwhelming how beautiful they are.

[–]violentacrez 213 points214 points ago

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[–]bigspr1ng 53 points54 points ago

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Enhance!

[–]TheOneRavenous 35 points36 points ago

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Bleep bloop zzz...... Enhance!

[–]ROK247 81 points82 points ago

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[–]greyscales 2 points3 points ago

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If you noticed, she has a necklace on that says: "Schätzle". That translates roughly to "Precious" and is usually a nickname for your loved one.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Made me look... Twice

[–]mildlyupsetpirate 22 points23 points ago

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JUST PRINT THE DAMN THING!

[–]2002120141 28 points29 points ago

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I still can't see them. Mind removing the dress altogether?

[–]afaikirl 8 points9 points ago

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You just have them all stored up!

[–]violentacrez 26 points27 points ago

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No, I just know how to use Google Reverse Image Search.

[–]mieli 7 points8 points ago

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Whoa. I've never heard of this before. Thanks!

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 3 points4 points ago

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Hot damn, and here I was suffering with TinEye. Cheers!

[–]violentacrez 8 points9 points ago

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[–]NorCalWingNut 1 point2 points ago

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mother of god! you sir get an up

[–]dizneedave 1 point2 points ago

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This is insanely useful. Thanks!

[–]MamasBoy 1 point2 points ago

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It's amazing how many people are not aware of this. Everyone acts like I'm some wizard when they say "Who is this?" and I have a quick reply.

[–]johnnygrant 6 points7 points ago

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she's got nice eyes and pretty eyelashes...

[–]Gyro88 1 point2 points ago

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Did you get this picture from the first time this was posted?

[–]shazaam 1 point2 points ago

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Naturally Violentacrez has the high def version.

[–]clayclayclay 338 points339 points ago

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He's talking about the boobs

[–]PauliEffect 391 points392 points ago

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I'm talking about the boobs.

[–]regomodo 146 points147 points ago

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Everybody's talking about the boobs.

[–]Joaster 72 points73 points ago

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Are we talking about the boobs?

[–]daneshmend 45 points46 points ago

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I believe a subreddit should be formed for this /r/thelook

[–]flo-BAMA 4 points5 points ago

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Yes to this.

[–]The_Turbinator 4 points5 points ago

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I concur.

[–]Knews2Me 88 points89 points ago

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[–]overly_familiar 111 points112 points ago

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[–][deleted] 51 points52 points ago

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[–]Volgyi2000 27 points28 points ago

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instant erection

FTFY

[–]Bored_At_Night 11 points12 points ago

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Oh, my.

[–]jpena1157 5 points6 points ago

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absolutely beautiful

[–]SpeedGeek 1 point2 points ago

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Damn... could use her nipples as sundials... beautiful!

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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[–]TornadoPuppies 3 points4 points ago*

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And that is how you negotiate.

[–]flibitboat 18 points19 points ago

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I'm talking about the beer.

[–]Bryan63 37 points38 points ago

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What about the beautiful beer?! For god's sake won't anyone think of the beer!

[–]clayclayclay 12 points13 points ago

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The beer's giving me a boner too, which is kinda weird. I usually prefer both my beer and women to be a little darker.

[–]clinsciguy 13 points14 points ago

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I would have sex with all of the things in this picture, facial hair, tent and beer glass included

[–]Phallic 25 points26 points ago

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I recently saw Snoop Dogg perform while on a pretty heavy acid trip and I was looking at his dancers and thinking "They're too hot. No real woman will ever seem hot again. They have broken women for me."

Thankfully I recovered when I came down, but honestly they were the most sexually intense entities I've ever seen in person.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

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How much acid did snoop dog have to take to make you trip?

[–]Lupus1339 12 points13 points ago

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Ah the old... fuck it I don't have the link...

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago*

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Ah the old reddit switch-a-roo

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]magicwar1 1 point2 points ago

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No more than usual, really. When he sweats, the air around him is enough to give most people the munchies.

[–]TheZad 26 points27 points ago

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I had a somewhat similar experience at a college party with weed. My roommate and I had been dry for a while, but got our hands on some high quality shit. One Saturday night we decided to smoke and go to the 24 hour all-you-can-eat fundraiser charity bbq one of the frats was putting on.

So we get absurdly retarded with our low tolerance and dank headies and head over to the bbq. I get a cheeseburger and find a place to stand, awkwardly, since I am having trouble forming coherent thoughts. It was spring, so the weather was nice and a lot of people were there, dancing and having a good time.

I looked around and noticed couples dancing, as would be expected, except it was really lewd (for lack of a better word), or so I thought. As I looked around more and more, I kept thinking to myself: "Oh my god, look at that girl. I can see her underwear! That's absurd! Did she mean to put it on display? OMG LOOK AT HER GRIND! WTF! It's like they're having sex!" By this point a girl in a skirt had her legs around this guy's waist and he had his hands on her butt, bouncing to the beat. The guy was smiling ear to ear and she has getting really into it, like serious-faced and staring into his eyes.

All I remember is that I was continually questioning whether or not this was normal and I was just high, or if it was the way that college parties always were, and I had just been to plastered to really notice.

TL;DR - Drugs can make you realize the absurdities and ridiculousness of human sexuality and courtship among college kids and young people.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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It's wonderful isn't it? Nothing else can provide such a starkly contrasting perspective so easily.

[–]wojosmith 10 points11 points ago

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True those are some good looking beers!

[–]FutureMeme2016 6 points7 points ago

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Hey baby, you a lager?

[–]mastermustard 14 points15 points ago

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Lager? I barely even know her!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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She must be in her forties now, considering the age of that pic, but everytime I see it show up somewhere I immediately fall in love again.

[–]InactiveUser 7 points8 points ago

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What's that? Jugs everywhere?

I wonder what the risk of neck injury is at one of these things...

[–]krispywhitehett 1 point2 points ago

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Came here for This

[–]hobbington 62 points63 points ago

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[–]GtrplayerII 18 points19 points ago

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[–]The_Comma_Splicer 6 points7 points ago*

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She reminds me of Ashlynn Brooke -- VERY NSFW

*edit: SFW Version

[–]cbfw86 1 point2 points ago

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A long time ago someone posted a lookalike of the blonde one they found in porn.

[–]Nerdster 18 points19 points ago

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465 comments and not one post about Hayden Panettiere at Oktoberfest?

[–]necrodrako 1 point2 points ago

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[–]DrManhatt4n 166 points167 points ago

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"Come on. Zis is the Fräuleins Gone Wild! Just kiss each other, ja?"

[–]emkilleki 25 points26 points ago

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Ich will !

[–]Mbeatrice 21 points22 points ago

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I want?

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

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Ja Ja Binks

[–]The_Rakist 1 point2 points ago

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Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Ich mochte!

[–]madplayshd 14 points15 points ago

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Ich möchte!

FTFY

[–]kwood09 6 points7 points ago

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Maybe he did like them, but not anymore.

[–]the-knife 4 points5 points ago

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Ich will dass ihr mir vertraut!

[–]emkilleki 2 points3 points ago

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Ich will eure Hände sehn !

[–]the-knife 1 point2 points ago

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Könnt ihr mich hören?

[–]mdax8414 1 point2 points ago

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Furtig machen fur Sturmangriff!

[–]TommyShambles 2 points3 points ago

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HOT CHEESE SOUP!

[–]sagafood 176 points177 points ago

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This could be my second favorite hot girl drinking beer at Oktoberfest photo... right behind super-hot girl bites lip while reaching for beer.

Oh, and boobs.

[–]JoseFernandes 107 points108 points ago

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That lip bitting is one of the hottest things ever.

[–]dunscage 44 points45 points ago

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Until Kristen Stewart ruined it.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 234 points235 points ago

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WHY DO WE ALWAYS END UP TALKING ABOUT TWILIGHT!?

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points ago

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The same reason Republicans keep talking about gays, if you know what I mean.

[–]digital 33 points34 points ago

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What? Republicans sparkle in sunlight too?

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points ago

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Maybe after leaving the airport bathroom.

[–]masterbated43times 12 points13 points ago

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I hate you. The internet is not going to top the laughs I got from this comment and now work shall be dreadful.

[–]digital 2 points3 points ago

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Try a 44th time in the bathroom.

[–]CptOblivion 1 point2 points ago

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No, the gays do. That's why the Republicans talk about them.

[–]sporkus 60 points61 points ago*

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Let's not forget this one.

EDIT: Better quality, thanks to Phons.

[–]Phons 18 points19 points ago

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[–]berocks 1 point2 points ago

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God damn. Those boobs are absolutely spectacular.

Boobs: Checkmate, Atheists!

[–]_Square_ 5 points6 points ago

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A challenger appears!

[–]wallychamp 1 point2 points ago

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I was under the impression that this was the number one "Casual Hot Girl" internet pic, period. Of course, she's probably as old as that lady from Titanic now.

[–]diablofreak 79 points80 points ago

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i think dere's an oktoberfest inside me pants, ja?

[–]deefrances 26 points27 points ago

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bratwurst?

[–]ketchy_shuby 1 point2 points ago

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Ist der schlongen.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Ich denke dass Oktoberfest ist in mein hosen, ja?

excuse my awful german, I tried lol

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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nonsense! I speak awful german and it looks fine to me.

[–]rexxfiend 5 points6 points ago

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Close, the second clause needs the verb at the end:

"Ich denke, dass ein Oktoberfest in meine Hose gibt".

Hose is singular, even though it's pants in English, and "gibt" is probably better in this case.

(disclaimer: it's been a long time since I spoke any German properly).

[–]larostos 1 point2 points ago

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Native speaker here, it's: "Ich denke, dass es ein Oktoberfest in meiner Hose gibt."

[–]naronios 5 points6 points ago

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Try: Ich denke da ist ein Oktoberfest in meiner Hose. should be right^

[–]Tetha 1 point2 points ago

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If you can still wonder about the quality of your german at the oktoberfest (or something comparable), you didn't drink enough beer.

[–]Draws_Ur_Username 10 points11 points ago

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[–]digitalchris 13 points14 points ago

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She's got the look!!

And we say NA NA-NA NA-NA!

She's got the look.

[–]unrealious 12 points13 points ago

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[–]radapex 21 points22 points ago

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Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na, she's got the look!

[–]ROFLWAWFUL 15 points16 points ago

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BATMA- oh.

[–]BillsBayou 10 points11 points ago

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She sees where you're looking.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

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dear god i'm in love.

[–]MBuddah 52 points53 points ago

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I SAW HER FIRST

[–]Frankeer 25 points26 points ago

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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

[–]Yunderstand 8 points9 points ago

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kisskisskiss

[–]ShitBabyPiss 9 points10 points ago

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fapfapfap da fuck am I doing here?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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hooray!

[–]Swaggasen 35 points36 points ago

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The girl closest to the camera kind of looks like Natalie Portman. Either that or I am completely wrong.

[–]Ehopper82 18 points19 points ago

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Or Alyssa Milano

[–]nsolo1717 1 point2 points ago

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Alyssa Milano was the first person i thought of when seeing this picture. I'm gonna go with my instinct and say you're right.

[–]IZ3820 5 points6 points ago

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I thought the subject looked a lot like Natalie Portman.

[–]ProfessionalFlasher 55 points56 points ago

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Dat look

[–]cgsig 90 points91 points ago

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Das look

[–]TWOoneEIGHT 11 points12 points ago

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Das Boobs

[–]Gycklarn 41 points42 points ago

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Das Boot

[–]ivquatch 1 point2 points ago

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He has the eye of the jew.

[–]TahsinTekin 15 points16 points ago

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Die Titte

[–]chowaniec 1 point2 points ago

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*Die Bruste

[–]loercase 17 points18 points ago

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Dat focal length.

[–]JustFinishedBSG 5 points6 points ago

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Dat bokeh

[–]The_Turbinator 1 point2 points ago

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Dat glass

[–]s3ddd 28 points29 points ago

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Dat glass

[–]nansypansy 47 points48 points ago

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Boobs

[–]inazuma 1 point2 points ago

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dat cleavage

[–]Damnyoureyes 34 points35 points ago*

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Goddamn I wish I could go to Oktoberfest. Like an actual one where it's not douchey college kids and overpriced, shitty domestic beer in 1/2 pint plastic cups.

[–]madplayshd 27 points28 points ago

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Dont really know how to bring this to you, but: the Oktoberfest is pretty shitty. Drunk idiots, overprized beer and rides, generally waay to full. Just like it is with every, once traditional event / establishment when it gets famous and thousands of tourists come.

Go to Mittenwald or another village and visit the local Biergarten on friday or saturday. Way better.

[–]Tyde 8 points9 points ago

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I can confirm this. I was at the octoberfest once and it doesn't come near to the quality of a local Volksfest or kerb. I live in Aschaffenburg and our Volksfest or Gickelskerb is just amazing :-)

[–]Bored_At_Night 26 points27 points ago

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I have no idea what you just said. It was like you were speaking another language.

[–]Tyde 4 points5 points ago*

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Damn... "Volksfest" is like a fair but the german way ;) The "Gickelskerb" is just a local name for such a event ;)

[–]vxx 2 points3 points ago

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Kerb=Kerwe=Jahrmarkt=funfair

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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what? NO! kerb=kerwa=kirchweihe=consecration of church=huge drinking fest=awesomeness.

[–]hotbox4u 2 points3 points ago

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im german too and let me say this. i ve been in many octoberfest tents. i go there once a year or so just to remember myself why i hate them so much. octoberfest is like i imagine the world when the nazis would have won the world war.

[–]Maldetete 1 point2 points ago

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If I go to Germany and just say these words out loud, will I be directed to an amazing time? Or should I learn more?

[–]benisnotapalindrome 1 point2 points ago

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Ok, but this is critical information to have: do the girls still show up in the German beer girl dresses?!

[–]Damnyoureyes 2 points3 points ago

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I never said the Oktoberfest I wish for exists anymore. I know its all crap but I can still want it.

[–]tiexano 86 points87 points ago

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You mean the proper one in Munich where it's douchey college kids from all over the world and overpriced, shitty domestic beer in 1L steins?.

[–]iyeah 138 points139 points ago

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Call our Hofenbräu and Spaten shitty beer again, and i'll make you drink american "light" beer for the rest of your life.

[–]retho2 53 points54 points ago

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"We Germans are not a warlike people Mr. Burns"

[–]Sugarbeet 6 points7 points ago

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"But you will find ve Germans are not all smiles und sunshine."

[–]Faust5 10 points11 points ago

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When I was in Munich, I went on a beer garden tour and my guides told me to never, ever drink Spaten as it was the shittiest beer in Munich.

Was I deceived?

[–]brainlessnick 19 points20 points ago

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The shittiest beer in Munich probably still being among the best in the world.

[–]CountVonTroll 6 points7 points ago

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Was I deceived?

Hard to say, as a non-Bavarian German who favors pilsener style beers, I find them all pretty shitty. There must be a special place in hell where they make people drink Löwenbräu, though. When you're there, Augustiner is probably the safest choice.

There is some damn good beer in Germany (or in the Czech Republic), but Bavaria (or Frankonia) isn't the place to look for it. Try Rothaus, if you get the chance.

[–]Faust5 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks for the reply, Augustiner was my favorite when I was there. I'll check out Rothaus next time I get the chance, thanks!

[–]epij 1 point2 points ago

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Well you got a reply from a non-bavarian German, please don't take this serious, since most of it is envy :)

1) Spaten is considered one of the least favorite beers when it comes to taste, in bavaria.
2) Augustiner is surely the best beer of the famous big brands.
3) Tegernseer Hell is the local favorite in munich and surroundings, and considered to be one of the best bavarian beers when it comes to taste.
4) Löwenbräu Hell is also considered one of worse beers, but their special Oktoberfest-beer is among the best special-brews of the big brands
5) Another insider is the Hasen-Bräu from Augsburg, less sweet version of Augustiner, great taste.

Source: Barowner from Munich

[–]MAGZine 1 point2 points ago

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Probably just beer snobs. Like coffee snobs, they'll shoot down anything mainstream and prefer beers that, unless if you're on their level of snobiness, you've never heard of before.

Anyone can say that their domestic, mainstream beer is piss. Just remember it's all preference. You can like it if you like, but just don't be ignorant.

[–]tiexano 10 points11 points ago*

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So you agree on the overpriced part?

[–]brainlessnick 16 points17 points ago

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10 Euro for 1l? Yup.

[–]WoodzEX 10 points11 points ago

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Totally. Its about 10 Euro/13 bucks for 1L beer. The prize grows for about 0.50 euros per year. Source: I'm from Munich.

[–]iyeah 6 points7 points ago

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It's Oktoberfest and thousands of people pay whatever it takes to drink something, so yes, it will obviously be overpriced. I think it was around 9 euro per "Maß" (aka 1,0 liter) in 2011.

[–]itllgrowback 6 points7 points ago

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Hofbräu. Nobody says Hofenbräu.

[–]knobblyer 6 points7 points ago

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They sure are.

[–]PoNizzle 33 points34 points ago

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"The eye of the Jew"

[–]gangral 9 points10 points ago

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I am glad someone else had the same thought as me.

[–]TheRealBigLou 2 points3 points ago

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Came here to say this.

[–]kingofphilly 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to say this, it was said, I'm happen. Upvotes all around!

[–]thederek 14 points15 points ago

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Did "Roxette - She's Got The Look" start playing in anyones head?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62RokYZAR5M

It needs to be added to this pic!

[–]LyricBomber 5 points6 points ago

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Fire in the ice, naked to the T-bone

Is a lover's disguise, banging on the head drum

Shaking like a mad bull, she's got the look

Swaying to the band, moving like a hammer

She's a miracle man, loving is the ocean

Kissing is the wet sand, she's got the look

[–]lilrabbit129 9 points10 points ago

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Times like this I kinda wish I liked beer.

[–]seuse 7 points8 points ago

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Maybe we just never had quality beer.

[–]GJOP 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe she was born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.

[–]coyote1284 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe she was born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline Heineken.

[–]weirwood_of_gondor 3 points4 points ago

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What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue?

[–]borez 21 points22 points ago

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She's also got lovely tits.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 28 points29 points ago

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[–]turkatheist 2 points3 points ago

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I believe she has the EYE OF THE JEW! She's our anchor(wo)man!

[–]torridzone 2 points3 points ago

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Many pictures say a thousand words, this one says three letters "DTF?"

[–]PowderdToastMan 2 points3 points ago

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Just want to give a thanks for putting Roxette in my head.... fucking Rock Band 3...

[–]ChiefBromden 6 points7 points ago

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I will never, ever have a girl that beautiful, look at me like that, ever.....actually I will, and my wife will be right there to cockblock.

[–]jsauce61 12 points13 points ago

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I'd let her chug my frothy head

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Sho'nuff do be cookin' in my book!

[–]etor 2 points3 points ago

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her face is jammin', her body's hecka slammin'...

[–]dogboyboy 5 points6 points ago

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Dear god I would sell out everybody I ever loved for just a chance.

[–]Musht 4 points5 points ago

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Look at that MILF, jeebus

[–]Faust5 1 point2 points ago

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She's holding it wrong

[–]bobcat_08 1 point2 points ago

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Note to self: the cameraman is a lot hotter than you.

[–]MrOrsom 1 point2 points ago

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I think she's got a little of the Robin Scherbatsky goin' on.

[–]eyecite 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god, I would blush upon impact of that look

[–]fafafohi 1 point2 points ago

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Sauce?

[–]SSJwiggy 1 point2 points ago

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What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue?

[–]wardv 2 points3 points ago

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When everything I'll ever do I'll do for you

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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German college senior: Has a great last year in school. Doesn't hate everyone.

[–]jovdmeer 1 point2 points ago

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nanananana, nananananaa nananananaana, nananananaa nananananananaana!

[–]teslacola 1 point2 points ago

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And this is when I concede that Germans really are the master race.

[–]Doesnt-Get-Irony 1 point2 points ago

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"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Herr, durr, no officer..."

"Have you been drinking?"

"Yes, a little bit (hiccup)"

"How much have you had to drink?"

"Just one beer. A single (hiccup) 179oz beer..."

"Step out of the car, please."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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and i go la la la la la...shes got the look!!!

[–]Placid_Platypus 1 point2 points ago

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Yes please.

[–]Grandmaofhurt 1 point2 points ago

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She's got the tits.

[–]TrajaD 1 point2 points ago

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NATHALIE PORTMAN

[–]imjonathanblake 1 point2 points ago

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Natalie Portman called; she wants her face back.

[–]sopringles 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder what the cumulative karma points is for this post and the obligatory comment pic that follows (http://i.imgur.com/x04tr.jpg). This will get buried because im alraedy the 429th comment. BUT IT'S OK I'LL TRY NEXT TIME! :)

[–]noisyturtle 1 point2 points ago

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Sexually oblivious rhino asks, "I'm sorry, is there schnitzel on my face?"

[–]franklyimshocked 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome Eyes. Reminds me of Natalie Portman for some reason

[–]Arrant_Theif 1 point2 points ago

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yes...the look

[–]razihk 1 point2 points ago

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"we're fucking tonight"

[–]braceforimpact 1 point2 points ago

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The look of love!

[–]VikingRule 1 point2 points ago

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...soon

[–]Gr3atdane 1 point2 points ago

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damn im looking at her eyes more than her boobs. This happens very rarely

[–]RelevantKanyeTweet 1 point2 points ago

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