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[–]LeopoldJackson 531 points532 points ago

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Encarta, man. Not just this, but exploring the information it had was like a game.

[–]everfalling 207 points208 points ago

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I owe my middle school success to reports made with Encarta.

[–]bassic_person 165 points166 points ago

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I owe my middle school success to reports copied from Encarta.

[–]theharps 35 points36 points ago

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I still have the disc to use it, 2002 edition! Good times

[–]steveilee 194 points195 points ago

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Dude.. I used encarta 95, but that was before the internet was sweet. What were you doing using encarta in 2002???

[–]theharps 124 points125 points ago

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Just because YOU had the internet in 2002, doesn't mean I did.

[–]CLAstalder 177 points178 points ago

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I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls.

[–]showtimesynergy 72 points73 points ago

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Hell yea Encarta 95.

[–]mrkipling82 14 points15 points ago

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This was the must have game back in the day!!

[–]Jesse-Ray 5 points6 points ago

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THE EPIC SOUND TRACK

[–]showtimesynergy 6 points7 points ago

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It was! :)

[–]TheLordB 24 points25 points ago

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I got encarta 2002 just in case some massive disaster came along and took out the internet. In this post apocalyptic world clearly my control over encarta would allow me to control all the mutated freaks that would appear allowing me to become a king.

I never did quite figure out what I would do after the 2 hours when my laptop battery ran out though.

[–]Bilkokuya 26 points27 points ago

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The answer to that problem - lies somewhere deep in encarta.

[–]autophage 14 points15 points ago

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Hopefully not too deep, TheLordB will only have 2 hours to find it!

[–]cloutier116 17 points18 points ago

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Sounds like the plot of a movie

[–]caedin8 1 point2 points ago

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Strap some magnets to a rod and put it inside copper coils, have mutated slaves spin it for you. There now you have electricity to power your encarta.

[–]turtle_flu 1 point2 points ago

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Starring Nicolas Cage

[–]YourMindIsMyAsshole 9 points10 points ago

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I think I got Encarta 95 on a CD pack. I had the internet, but my God, downloading entire CDs off usenet was insane at 14.4 or whatever the hell we were at.

[–]SonicFlash01 1 point2 points ago

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I wish to issue you a high five.

[–]DentedCeiling 1 point2 points ago

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Those matches man, those matches.

[–]Izlude 1 point2 points ago

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I watched the star wars clip so many times...

[–]babypinkbutt 1 point2 points ago

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ha.. disc. Encarta '95 was roughly 12 discs...

[–]rhetoricalanswer 1 point2 points ago

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...And cropping 'Copyright Microsoft' out of the (often public domain) images.

[–]metarugia 2 points3 points ago

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Saving those reports on floppy disks.

[–]thoughtfulonion 50 points51 points ago

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It would be awesome to have a version of this game for Wikipedia.

[–]PunishableOffence 5 points6 points ago

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It would! I wonder if it would be possible to generate extract content automatically?

[–]ras344 46 points47 points ago

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My favorite game was looking through all the old paintings for naked women.

[–]blue-yoshi 3 points4 points ago

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That's what qualifies it as a true encyclopedia.

[–]tscook 1 point2 points ago

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Now you can just look up obscure sex positions on Wikipedia!

Progress.

[–]JeanJeanJean 53 points54 points ago

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Never forget.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Anyone else remember that crazy indigenous tribal music on one of the first pages in the index?

[–]BuddhistWarrior 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for retractable penis.

[–]yes_thats_right 22 points23 points ago

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I played this like a Boss! It was the poor man's Myst.

I was also pretty good at flight simulator and solitaire.

[–]urbngrd 44 points45 points ago

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Fuck yes, Encarta 95. Our generation was the shit, Im sorry. This confirmed it. What kid today would spend hours playing a game that forced them to sift through articles to find info? Kids today won't even throughly search a room in Amnesia.

[–]urbngrd 9 points10 points ago

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Shit and I just remembered that my computer at home was a Compaq Presario. Throwback.

[–]codenamejeff 3 points4 points ago

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we got tricked into buying the dust covers and everything for our printer, keyboard, monitor, tower etc, and it was good practice to put the covers on the whole thing after using it

[–]reddit_chick 6 points7 points ago

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You just made me laugh out loud at work. I remember getting yelled at all the time for not putting the dust covers on everything. When the computer wasn't in use it looked like a lumpy plastic covered couch from the 70s. It almost made me not want to use the computer ever since it took so much effort to take off and put on the covers, plus the 5 minutes it took to boot up or shut down. My mom was also convinced we had to let the computer cool down for several minutes before putting on the covers.

That was on our first Windows based computer. We had one that ran on DOS before that. Complete with games on 5 1/4 floppies. We didn't have a printer though so the game I had that gave you baking recipes also gave me a way to practice writing since I wanted to keep all of them to try to make.

[–]metarugia 2 points3 points ago

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Also was on Encarta 97.

[–]krpiper 2 points3 points ago

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I agree. This game was cool in the day

[–]reddit_chick 1 point2 points ago

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That is so true. I also had my '95 Almanac by my computer so that I could find answers when playing Carmen Sandiego. I definitely can't imagine kids these days playing games that way...having to look up an answer to a question?! That takes way too long!!

[–]raffaellog 6 points7 points ago

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Crap. I am too old and I had to study the fucking books.

[–]throwmeaway76 5 points6 points ago

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Get ready for some nostalgia: Haydn's Quartet No.62 in C Major or the 'Emperor' quartet. I don't even know where it played, but I think it was in the Music Interactivity.

[–]matadora79 7 points8 points ago

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i really think Encarta helped me fall in love with music as a child. i spent HOURS on the music section. now i am a music major. thanks Encarta!

[–]Cixelsid 10 points11 points ago

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Now we have the internet. Remember those massive storage cd-roms? 650 megabytes of data. Wow!

[–]zupy 3 points4 points ago

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It was like the granddaddy of wikipedia time wasting.

[–]Arkle 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason I loved going to each country's page and listening to their national anthems. Loved the French and Russian ones.

[–]kazagistar 106 points107 points ago

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The game got boring once you memorized ALL the trivia questions.

But the orbit game... that NEVER got boring.

[–]rushworld 26 points27 points ago

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Wasn't there a game about building trees and branches and shit?

[–]vannevar 21 points22 points ago

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A fractal generator, in fact!

[–]bananabm 6 points7 points ago

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What? I don't remember this, was this only in a later edition?

[–]vannevar 12 points13 points ago

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I had Encarta 95 and it was in there. I believe you could also look at/interact with a Mandelbrot set.

[–]bananabm 1 point2 points ago

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wow god damn, my childhood was incomplete

[–]withoutapaddle 1 point2 points ago

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That's one badass fucking fractal.

[–]keozen 2 points3 points ago

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[–]driftwoodsound 32 points33 points ago

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Upvote for nostalgia upon nostalgia

[–]SilencerLX 196 points197 points ago

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"Even a broken watch is right twice a day...uh hoh ho."

That fucking bitch. I was only 9!

[–]silveringrid 34 points35 points ago

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this. oh, i hated her.

[–]OpenShut 53 points54 points ago

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But a broken clock is perfectly correct for 2 moments in a day when a properly working clock will never be (there is a chance but insignificant).

[–]Xorpher 10 points11 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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True! I think saying "broken" just sounds a bit better, that's probably why they used it.

[–]RedHerringxx 50 points51 points ago

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They tricked us into learning!

[–]docmedic 13 points14 points ago

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Tricked us into learning trivial trivia facts... Was fun though.

[–]DukeBerith 69 points70 points ago

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I loved Encarta95 for this :D

I took it overseas with me when my parents moved me to a foreign country, I was a socially awkward penguin so this game was my friend.

The best part about having encarta on a laptop as a kid in the 90s was when we'd drive past UN checkpoints I'd quickly search how to say hello in that native language of the specific UN guys and it would make their day. The African UN guys went absolutely wild with happiness :D

[–]Commisar 11 points12 points ago

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what nation was this? it seems like it required ALOT of UN Peacekeepers :S

[–]DukeBerith 23 points24 points ago

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Southern region of Lebanon, bordering Israel, the rest is nothing like that. My parents thought it would be great to take the children to a warzone for a year.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Until you tried to say hello in Chichewa but the guys manning the checkpoint are actually members of a rivaling tribe of bushmen whose mothers you have just mortally offended, leading them to open up on your jeep with assorted heavy weaponry before lighting you on fire.

o_O

(Well, it could happen...)

[–]MasterShredder 4 points5 points ago

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remember that thread where people were listing the tired, ridiculous movie cliches that need to be stopped? if this one didn't make it, it should have.

people trying to speak a foreign language have nearly zero chance of accidentally spewing forth that language's insults (specifically almost always in a manner that graphically insults the listener's mother). this is stupid.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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No no, this is a well-documented phenomenon. You should take a look at this documentary on the topic.

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[–]JimmyDThing 66 points67 points ago

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Seriously. A computer was a much larger investment back then.

[–]xyroclast 36 points37 points ago

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Computers have business applications as well. A lot of families had a computer so the parents could work and such, but consoles had only one purpose.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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My parents bought me my first computer in 1995. We weren't well off, I wouldn't even say we were middle class. They both worked as managers at Dunkin' Donuts. The computer cost $2500, was a Packard Bell with a 1.2 GB harddrive and 4 MB of RAM (expandable to 64 MB!!). It came with Encarta '95.

My parents never used the computer.

Two years later, I discovered porn.

[–]bandersnatchpop 10 points11 points ago

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What's Encarta Porn Like?

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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It was actually AOL porn. It mostly involved going on yahoo or altavista and searching for "boobs" or "[insert whatever celebrity name here] boobs" and then clicking every link for pictures. I had not yet discovered masturbation, so I was literally just looking at the pictures.

[–]xphaser99x 3 points4 points ago

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Weird, huh? I think from age 10-12 I just looked. Couldn't even imagine masturbating.

[–]akebeth 1 point2 points ago

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I remember using altavista for that back in the day. Haha.

[–]CaptainCaaavemaaan 4 points5 points ago

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It's a shot in the dark, but was it this computer? That was the first PC I remember using and we got in 95 or so. Came with some 3D medical game where you explored the human body IN THREEE DEEEEE

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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YES. This was the computer. Model Number was "Legend 815C" or something like that.

I loved that game. You got to shoot cancer cells into oblivion.

[–]CaptainCaaavemaaan 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure how old you were when you had yours, but did yours come with a little kids-styled desktop replacement? I remember mine was styled like the inside of a treehouse and you could click on different parts of it to bring up different programs. For example, clicking on a pad of paper sitting on a table would bring up wordpad or something like that..

[–]my_name_is_stupid 1 point2 points ago

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The proudest achievement of my pre-adolescent life was figuring out how to get the people in that game to appear naked. God, I don't know how long I stared at that guy's dick, but it was a while.

[–]ashishduh 1 point2 points ago

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We got our first computer in 95 too, Gateway. 60 MHz cpu, 32 MB of RAM, 80 MB hdd, $2000. Came with some of the worst games I've ever played like Lawnmower Man and Maddog McRee. But Encarta was the shit.

[–]carrotpoke 1 point2 points ago

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Remember trying to minimize porn whenever they walked in only to have the endless pop-ups of porn instead? :(

[–]Faluzure 1 point2 points ago

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This sounds really familiar. Lemmi guess, also came with The Journeyman Project?

[–]JimmyDThing 4 points5 points ago

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Definitely agree. My father is a DBA, so we had a PC almost as long as I can remember, but it was definitely a much larger investment. A better one, sure, but larger too.

[–]Askura 26 points27 points ago

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Yeah a sega megadrive cost much less than a PC that could actually run Encarta back then.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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while you poor cretins had your "fancy" consoles, I was stuck with this thousand dollar computer that came stocked with games like this, where in time is Carmen Sandiego, every boardgame ever, Oregon Trail (updated), etc.

[–]Aeleas 20 points21 points ago

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So what you're saying is you have died of dysentery.

[–]josiphoenix 16 points17 points ago*

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Am I the only one who would** play the crap out of a version of this for iPhone/android?

And this is why i shouldn't reddit at 6 am when i first wake up...

[–]selfish 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, I reckon there's a huge market for MS to release encarta again on iPad. I'd buy it!

[–]xyroclast 13 points14 points ago

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Please tell me some fanatic fan has made a website clone of this game.

[–]das427troll 26 points27 points ago

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This brought back my childhood I had long forgotten thank you

[–]thundergod24 13 points14 points ago

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I remember this. I was a kid back then and I remember the jester used to freak me out enough that I avoided it until I got my sister to sit in the same room with me.

[–]wheres_my_nuggets 2 points3 points ago

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That fucker was terrifying.

[–]bungee_pancakes 21 points22 points ago

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story of my life. thank you for reminding me of such an awesome game!

[–]joeryanisaocelot 18 points19 points ago

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Fuck this, if we're talking about Windows 95 games here, then it was all about Chip's Challenge or Jezzball. Although, those games never learnt me good like this one.

[–]showtimesynergy 13 points14 points ago

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Chip's Challenge was so addicting.

[–]allwaswell 5 points6 points ago

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Chip's Challenge might have taught you that all that is required to walk on fire is a fancy pair of boots. Best game ever. Never did beat it thought..

[–]mpstein 1 point2 points ago

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Find a copy of the "Windows Entertainment Pack" and then hit Control+T to let you skip to levels you haven't played yet.

[–]CaptainCaaavemaaan 1 point2 points ago

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I remember Jezzball, but never got into Chip's Challenge. I did play the hell out of Jewel Chase on my Win98 PC though. From the look of Chip's challenge wiki they're similar.

[–]DoktorTeufel 8 points9 points ago

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Oh my God, I remember this in the public library of my tiny town in 1995.

There was a female character who sang: "I sing of times gone by! When the world was new, and answers few!"

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 30 points31 points ago

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[–]grizzlayleslay 14 points15 points ago

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This keeps showing up, everyone nostalgia's, rinse and repeat. So I'll say it again:

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PLAY THIS, I HAVE AN ISO OF ENCARTA 96 THAT I RIPPED AFTER FINDING IT AT MY PARENTS HOUSE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO DOWNLOAD IT, YOU CAN GET IT AT MEGAUPLOAD.

[–]avatar28 1 point2 points ago

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And thanks to SOPA/PIPA Reddit would now be shut down. Call your representatives folks.

[–]grizzlayleslay 1 point2 points ago

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You're saying that Reddit would get shut down for someone linking to a site that actually hosts the copyrighted content?

[–]Generic123 1 point2 points ago

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A month or two ago I spent all day trying to find a torrent of any version of Encarta with this game. I am in your debt.

[–]grizzlayleslay 1 point2 points ago

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You're welcome. My parents held onto a booklet of CD's that they received with their Gateway PC back in 1996. There's Microsoft Music Central '96, one about movies that I forgot the name of, some Julia Child stuff, Microsoft Golf, and a Microsoft Entertainment Pack as well.

[–]spartican 7 points8 points ago

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Encarta 98 bitches, still got the disk. Anyone know where I can download this game at?

[–]grizzlayleslay 9 points10 points ago

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[–]alexleafman 5 points6 points ago

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I prefer that game where you crash the moon into the earth.

[–]sgtpepper_spray 22 points23 points ago

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my god I...I remember that. Holy crap I had forgotten this even existed. kinda freaking out right now lol

[–]PlentyGreat 5 points6 points ago

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Dude I'm the same...I think maybe my school had it but we weren't generally allowed to play it? The map at the bottom left has dug up some old, old memories though...holy crap

[–]directhex 4 points5 points ago

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I am sad that my child will never know the joy of Encarta MindMaze.

[–]maz-o 4 points5 points ago

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This is one of the only games I had as a kid. http://i.imgur.com/CB1Uh.gif

[–]tylo 2 points3 points ago

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Strawberries were the bomb. I couldn't justify growing anything else. Also, I found out you could raise cows without taking care of them by trapping them inside of a barn so that only 1 was allowed outside at a time.

[–]CynicalTyler 1 point2 points ago

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Harvest strawberries to silo, Disasters -> Frost, sell strawberries

UNLIMITED MONIES.

[–]SpikeSP 5 points6 points ago

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PSHAW- encarta encyclopedia was a luxury game to me, I hated the even earlier days when I "played" Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing" and specifically that godawful "racing" game built in with flies on your windshield for each typo

[–]EbolaPie 2 points3 points ago

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Mavis... Beacon...

So many memories. I remember being really good at it. I still hated it.

[–]reddit_chick 1 point2 points ago

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Don't be hatin on Mavis...it was better than when I first started to learn typing using a DOS program. The only "game" in that involved trying to keep up with the blinking cursor that went across the words. The version I had at home was at least better than the one at school which was a blue screen that nearly burned your eyes out as you typed. At least Mavis had the racing game and the lizard that ate all the words as you typed!

[–]imjustanape 1 point2 points ago

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I had to convince myself I was an adequate typer without playing that dreadful racing game because I was just the worst at it. Also, whenever there were numbers.

[–]Srol 4 points5 points ago

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Look it up! Encarta it!

[–]Tagard_McStone 1 point2 points ago

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Pierce!

[–]browsermostly 3 points4 points ago

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Omg I would never have thought I would see this again. Amazing!!

[–]CurkyHangles 5 points6 points ago

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"Yo I'm the fox and I'm here to say. 'Click on the door if you want to play.'"

My 6 year old self thought that was the coolest thing ever.

[–]webvictim 1 point2 points ago

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You beat me to it. I loved that phrase.

[–]Jesus8myShrooms 4 points5 points ago

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I remember my mom brought home a gateway 2000 with this on it and I thought I was hot shit because I could actually answer some of the questions.

[–]zastels 3 points4 points ago

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anyone remember what this was called?

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[–]thejournalizer 1 point2 points ago

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Pff Prodigy MadMaze was even better.

[–]Mathmatical 5 points6 points ago

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Omggg I remember this! Is there a place online you can play this now?

[–]Ironxmind 2 points3 points ago

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Oh my god Id forgotten about that. Nostalgia brain boner.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I take your Encarta and raise you my Word Munchers

[–]zastels 6 points7 points ago

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I remember this game on win 95!

[–]macAaronE 1 point2 points ago

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I remember this game on Win 3.1

[–]pamin1 6 points7 points ago

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I had a console growing up but I still played this. This game was fricking awesome

[–]jolly_boots_of_doom 2 points3 points ago

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Loved, loved, loved playing this.

[–]someredditorguy 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck yeah, I loved this game.

[–]jmchao 2 points3 points ago

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It's called friendship, Jeff. Encarta it.

[–]Dr_Kinky 2 points3 points ago

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Yes! Yes! So much yes!

[–]slapded 2 points3 points ago

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1995 brings back memories. Glad I got a handful of some good domains when I did.

[–]suckmywheel 2 points3 points ago

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It's a jungle out there and I ought to know! Click on the door and answer the question.

[–]warpus 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah? I grew up in communist Poland and didn't have any sort of video games until a year or so before we fled that place. What did I get?

A pong video game machine! Sort of! It was a black box with 12 built in games. There was a button for each game and two controllers. Each game was a variation of pong and the controllers were just things you could rotate to the left or rotate to the left. That's it.. You couldn't buy any other games for it or anything. It was just pong... or pong with obstacles... or pong with 2 paddles each.. or..

Mind you all my friends thought that was a computer so for a while I was the coolest kid on the block.

When we moved to Germany my parents bought me a cheap Atari 800XL. I was in HEAVEN. It came with a tape drive and you had to hook it up to a tv. There was no disk or hd either.

[–]Ikimasen 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, yeah, I played one of those here in the US. My parents had a friend who had one. It was the first time I heard of the game "squash."

[–]PantsOnFireMan 2 points3 points ago

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Found this while looking through my old stuff earlier this year.

[–]n1zm0 2 points3 points ago

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Remember when at least 3 ppl all decided it was smart to use the same exact encarta articlefor their report that was all on the same topic? I do, I was one of those kids.

[–]7year 2 points3 points ago

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I.... NEED THIS....

[–]cadex 6 points7 points ago

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[–]13xforever 4 points5 points ago

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I see your Star Wars and raise you Elite

[–]cadex 2 points3 points ago

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you sunk my battleship

[–]PokeyOats 1 point2 points ago

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But doesn't your Apple symbol trump all.

Expensive computer AND can't really play any games on it.

[–]reterq 1 point2 points ago

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Whats the name of the game, i need to play this again!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Encarta Mind Maze, it was in 97, 95, and some other versions too I believe.

[–]HCO_ 1 point2 points ago

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I distinctly remember this game mentioning the word virgin, so I turned to my friend and asked 'hey Michael, what's a virgin?'

I was a naive kid.

[–]apple_kicks 1 point2 points ago

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before wikipedia there was Encarta, but because of the this mini game no one used it to fact check

[–]sc2Obelix 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for bringing back the memories! I'd almost forgotten.

[–]hiroukan 1 point2 points ago

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oh my god! I thank encarta up to this that they introduced steel drums and kodo drums into my life

[–]sauerj 1 point2 points ago

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Dumbest/Greatest game of all time

[–]DouchetotheBag 1 point2 points ago

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I feel your pain SpAn12.. I feel your pain

[–]bloodfyr 1 point2 points ago

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Oh crap. I remember this.

How did this game work again?

[–]blueimpact 1 point2 points ago

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Wow I miss this

[–]Goscubasteve 1 point2 points ago

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Good gawd, I loved playing this in school. School PCs in the library, in about '96/'97, with meplaying this, and the computer beside having Doom somehow installed on it. The Librarian always wondered why we loved getting on the PCs so much...

[–]BlackLiger 1 point2 points ago

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mindmaze!

[–]pdct042 1 point2 points ago

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I logged in just to upvote and say that this was an amazing game.

[–]Toast_n_Gravy 1 point2 points ago

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Oh yes, pretending to do work when secretly playing this

[–]netdorf 1 point2 points ago

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I just nostolgiad so hard. I used to play this all the time before we got the internet.

[–]APeacefulWarrior 1 point2 points ago

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And if you had a PC before CD-ROMs were standard, you might remember the Knowledge Adventure series of hyperlinked multimedia encyclopedias.

These things were frigging amazing, at the time.

[–]waffels 1 point2 points ago

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This picture is good for a few hundred points of karma every few weeks.

[–]lanahyde 1 point2 points ago

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I was just thinking about this game the other day! Oh, man. Need to find this again.

[–]Resonance1584 1 point2 points ago

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Click on any answer - 25% chance of getting it right. Got it wrong? The clock freezes, you can read the question and the remaining questions and choose an answer and still get massive points from the time bonus. Only worked on early versions though, I think they patched it out by 98ish.

[–]GloriousHam 1 point2 points ago

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HEY THAT'S MY NAME! Are we best friends now?

[–]xyroclast 1 point2 points ago

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This reminds me: Does anyone remember an even OLDER game for black and white macs, where you had to traverse a 3D maze, and you used keys to unlock doors, and there might have been pandas...? It's a shot in the dark, but I remember this one classroom in junior high that had it and it seemed awesome.

[–]amajorseventh 1 point2 points ago

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Before I had a computer, I'd play this on my cousin's Gateway in like 1996. I remember when I got a new computer in the early 2000s that came with Encarta...only to find out that it DIDN'T come with Mindmaze...so disappointed.

[–]alialibobali 1 point2 points ago

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Why hasn't anybody made an emulator for this game?

[–]ColonicIrritation 1 point2 points ago

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I grew up mostly in the '90s playing on a hand-me-down Amiga with games that came out a year or so before I was born (1988).

I'm immensely grateful because unlike most of my peers, I can get nostalgic about games like Monkey Island and Treasure Island Dizzy.

My one regret is that I totally skipped the NES/SNES era and went straight from my late-80s computer to the N64... At least I got into the Gameboy Classic while I still could.

[–]Baron_Von_D 1 point2 points ago

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I had a GeoSafari learning system.
I thought that was the coolest in the world.* (Late 80's-early 90's)*

[–]matadora79 1 point2 points ago

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i remember these in elementary school.WOAH!

[–]o_oli 1 point2 points ago

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Sudden realisation that encarta was replaced by wikipedia :(.

[–]friendlymaniac 1 point2 points ago

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WILL THIS HELP ME GET THE 33RD DEGREE? ;)

[–]lordatomosk 1 point2 points ago

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Did the ending of that game surprise anyone else? For the longest time I was unaware there was an ending at all.

[–]john2kxx 1 point2 points ago

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The computers in my high school had this. Fuck I'm old.

[–]so_much_shiny 1 point2 points ago

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Confucius says, "They captured my essence perfectly."

[–]ermstreetnightmare 1 point2 points ago

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There's got to be an online version of this somewhere? This was 'edutainment at its finest', (and that's not a phrase I use often).

[–]Secondsemblance 1 point2 points ago

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HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE ELSE REMEMBERED THIS. HELL I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER IT

/cruisecontrol

[–]cardybean 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty proud that I grew up playing this too. If I'd grown up with PS3s and all the like, it just wouldn't have been as good. I guess it's better to have experience a rise in technology than just have the products of the future.

I can't imagine how it'd be for people who were alive before computers. Mindfuck?

[–]sipowits 1 point2 points ago

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This game + Hover = my childhood

[–]picspotter 1 point2 points ago

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upvoting for hover, never thought anyone else played that

[–]novacaak 1 point2 points ago

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I can still hear the baroque music & remember the jester!

[–]baracuda2 1 point2 points ago

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MOTHERFUCKIN ENCARTA HOLY SHIT. Sometimes, as I child, I would have nightmares about not completing a level. One morning I cried when my mom woke me up, because I thought that she had ruined everything.

[–]perpetualnotion33 1 point2 points ago

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I've been a lurker for 4 years, and this is the piece of nostalgia that forces me to create an account to upvote.

[–]RandomFrenchGuy 1 point2 points ago

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Way to flaunt your fancy graphics. I grew up with zork, you insensitive clod.

[–]SeltzerPlease 1 point2 points ago

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I want this for Wikipedia.

Also, so many popes died during sex. Thanks, Encarta, for the early lessons on hipocracy too. :3

[–]Hatdrop 1 point2 points ago

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hmm one of the pc master race i see

[–]kellyMILKIES 1 point2 points ago

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... What was this.

[–]brotorious 1 point2 points ago

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Choose an area of interest

M'lady's bosom

[–]avatar28 1 point2 points ago

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Psssh! Encarta. World Book, bitch! Encarta was after my time. I was out of high school by then. I DID have Compton's buy it pretty much blew goats so back to World Book.

I remember when I was 8. My tee ball team was in the tournament. After the first couple of rounds we had a break of a few hours until the semis. We were supposed to go home and rest for a bit. I went home, plopped down in the middle of the living room floor, pulled out a volume of World Book and just started reading. It was like a primitive version of wiki-surfing.

[–]phrank12 1 point2 points ago

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So while everyone else had "fancy consoles" you had a computer all to yourself? Oh you poor thing.

[–]homohominilupus 1 point2 points ago

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MINDMAZE I REMEMBER THIS!!!!

EDIT: Let me elaborate. My dad, a teacher, had an unwanted computer which he gave to me. On that my first ever game was minesweeper, then I moved onto games like this and Windows Hover (I think it was called that...the racing game where you need to collect flags or something). Then one day one of my dad's new laptops came with the game Little Big Adventure 2. That changed my life and is to this day perhaps the greatest game I have ever played. So screw you console gamers, you missed one of the greatest games ever back in the day.

[–]Mythros 1 point2 points ago

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LOVE! this game was incredible!

[–]inigomelo 1 point2 points ago

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This nearly brought a tear to my eye, nostalgia all over the place! Mind maze was one of the greatest games of the 90s