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[–]oneyeartrip 46 points47 points ago

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I'm really hoping there's some photoshopping with that red kid.

[–]adunski 53 points54 points ago

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That awkward moment when you realize you've thrown your kid way too high.

[–]jn023d 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Make_You_Shit_Bricks 8 points9 points ago

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Old picture ! This is the kid now : http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

[–]phantompredator 12 points13 points ago

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God dam it >.< Every fucking time :(

[–]ICaughtThePlague 3 points4 points ago

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That kid got pretty good looking

[–]hypomanell 2 points3 points ago

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This worked.... I actually shat ones self

[–]thedbp 3 points4 points ago

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wow, you're saying the kid is whoever clicks the link??? :O

[–]metaphysicalme 1 point2 points ago

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This is the second time today that this hasn't worked on me. I'm thinking, "why does this want me to log into facebook?"

[–]silverbackjack 1 point2 points ago

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Who the fuck is that ugly bastard?

[–]dailydouble 1 point2 points ago

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you can't fool me, I'm not white :D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i hate u ....

[–]theskabus 0 points1 point ago

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Yup. Shat bricks.

[–]ShinyPichu 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't know he had a sex change. e.e

[–]XIIIm[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Clever Girl

[–]Gouken 0 points1 point ago

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And the realization of "what if i try to catch him and he slips from my fingers?"

[–]SatanicBug -4 points-3 points ago

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It is quite clearly shopped. there's a perfectly uniform area of sky about the shape and size of the red baby but bellow him. In other words, I can tell by the pixels.

[–]knumbknuts 11 points12 points ago

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Pull!

Blam!

[–]TheGames 5 points6 points ago

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These were the red kid's last moments.

[–]colourofawesome 5 points6 points ago

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Holy damn that one kid is up there

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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id say he's 50% in heaven

[–]Ruxini 5 points6 points ago

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awww yeaaaaaa throw yo babies in tha aaaaaaiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr

[–]my_snicka 17 points18 points ago

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[–]atom503 3 points4 points ago

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This kills the baby.

[–]mcderps 2 points3 points ago

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Am I the only one who gets creeped out by this?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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no

[–]frank72785 2 points3 points ago

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someone ate their Wheaties

[–]drlarry 2 points3 points ago

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"HaHa friends! I am clearly the best and have the most disdain for my offspring!"

[–]jagodlartomater 2 points3 points ago

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So long, and thanks for all the fish!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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kid in reds dad...wtf dude?

[–]thedbp 2 points3 points ago

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pretty much my dad... I didn't like being places with him, that had a roof...

[–]jbockcet 1 point2 points ago

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Cute baby aliens, now; horrible Giganto-Baby monster later.

[–]iab61826 1 point2 points ago

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You know this ended with "let's see who can catch their kid closest to the ground".

[–]thehitchrestinpeace 1 point2 points ago

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i feel like this is the opposite of the fat chick can't jump pic.

[–]muchB1663R 1 point2 points ago

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Its just like Star Trek!!

The guy in the red shirt is always going to die first!!

[–]therealcreamCHEESUS 2 points3 points ago

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I am wondering how that dude got his baby so much higher than the others. He is not the biggest so did not brute strength it, he is not the tallest so no big advantage their. My only conclusion is that he has amazing baby throwing technique born from years of practice. That or a 'shop.

[–]loldudester 20 points21 points ago

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Or, you know, the others weren't exerting all their energy on throwing their babies..

[–]snf 1 point2 points ago

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Unintended pregnancy?

[–]Yourmyfavoritedeputy 2 points3 points ago

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Um that's kida fucked up. Specially the one 20 feet up

[–]kornadian 0 points1 point ago

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So long and thanks for all the tits

[–]rco8786 0 points1 point ago

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Wow that one guy threw his kid really fuckin high.

[–]birdocrank 0 points1 point ago

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Not aliens. Childhood's End.

[–]PengMoobs 0 points1 point ago

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The one in the middle Because some kids are less loved than others

[–]thesepigswillplay 0 points1 point ago

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I really hope he caught the boy in the red.

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

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One of those "let's not tell Mommy" moments.

[–]ottcomp 0 points1 point ago

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repost

[–]ForgotMyPaswordAgain 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, that dude really launched his kid lmfao!!

[–]masstillo[!] -1 points0 points ago

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wow jesus this shit is so old and reposted. very nice 0/10

[–]scarpmclovin -2 points-1 points ago

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The kid in the red is saying: "this Is how I die" or "no i'm too young to die!!"