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[–]weenaak 119 points120 points ago

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This kid would be awesome at QWOP

[–]QWOP_Expert 56 points57 points ago

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I can confirm this.

[–]munchkinator 8 points9 points ago

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had account for less than two weeks, already paid off.

[–]WholeWideWorld 3 points4 points ago

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I knew this would be the top comment.

[–]weenaak 2 points3 points ago

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I was surprised that almost an hour went by and it still wasn't said.

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[–]Chris-T 26 points27 points ago*

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Did you really need to ctrl + F that one?

There are like 12 comments and it's the top one.

[–]DirtyCommunistPig 14 points15 points ago

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I like to start at the bottom...to build excitement

[–]njsam 2 points3 points ago

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I thought you said excrement. I'll go back to lurking now.

[–]chriszimort 2 points3 points ago

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Although scientists will never know what the original comment said for sure, computer modeling tells us that it may have had something to do with "QWOP".

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Did this guy seriously delete his account because you called him out on a dumb comment?

[–]leet_hacksaw 56 points57 points ago

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My wife's literal reaction

What a retard, his parents must be disappointed.

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[–][deleted] 44 points45 points ago

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Don't have kids.

Not with her.

[–]MartialFur 1 point2 points ago

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It's ironic isn't it? Someone who thinks a 2 year old who can't drop-punt a football is retarded, must ,themselves, be retarded.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Now hold your horses, pardnurr. I was implying that she'd be a bad parent because she hates kids. Not that she was retarded.

[–]tarmac-- 0 points1 point ago

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His/her wife may have also been referring to OP.

[–]kukasvulgaris 4 points5 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]fawker 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Timberbeast 4 points5 points ago

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If that's really what she said, and if she was in fact referring to the child, I'm afraid she's probably not a very good person.

[–]Nosiegfried 3 points4 points ago

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I kinda thought that too :/ I'll burn in hell.

[–]ANewAccountCreated 0 points1 point ago

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Guess your wife was shat out of the womb knowing how to do everything in life, yes?

[–]A_Dwarf_Named_Clank 4 points5 points ago

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Every day I'm stumblin'.

[–]MelonJelly 37 points38 points ago

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[–]wilsonh915 15 points16 points ago

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And then you discovered reposts. Success!

[–]REPOST_THE_GROUCH 6 points7 points ago

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GRRR, REPOST, GRRR!

[–]Chris-T 2 points3 points ago*

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Hint: Stop getting your material from America's Funniest Home Videos.

[–]Tenome 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously. I just watched this episode LAST NIGHT.

[–]StaysConfused 4 points5 points ago

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Every time I see this I think "Thats how my kid would be...That is my future kid."

[–]beefsack 2 points3 points ago

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Remove ball, add music.

[–]Nysona 2 points3 points ago

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Every time you post on reddit you wear a red speedo? Weird.....

[–]Silvett 2 points3 points ago

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Let me not break the tradition

[–]tweezemistress 2 points3 points ago

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this is what it was like for me in gym class. i'd make up loads of excuses to get out of it because it was way too much effort and failure on my part.

[–]boundfourglory 1 point2 points ago

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i was always the score keeper!

[–]Rohri_Calhoun 2 points3 points ago

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Aaaaa swing and a miss!

[–]Jbergur 2 points3 points ago

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...except for this time...

[–]xyroclast 2 points3 points ago

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So high he doesn't know what planet he's on.

[–]chefmcduck 2 points3 points ago

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You post on Reddit in red undies? ... me too! So, this is what it's like when two doves cry!!!!

[–]cincy_rob[S] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]s1rpsych0s3xy 2 points3 points ago

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Funny, that's exactly the way I am with women

[–]njsam 2 points3 points ago

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Every damn time you post on Reddit, you wear red underwear?

[–]PandaGoggles 2 points3 points ago

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This has definitely been my experience

[–]MynameNEYMAR 4 points5 points ago

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This is also how the first LSU-Alabama game went

[–]bobcat_08 11 points12 points ago*

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You know what's funny about this? 4chan was the first real forum where people could post anything they wanted, no questions asked, no repercussions except the opinions of complete strangers. Reddit is arguably 4chan's little stepbrother. We have more or less the same anonymity, yet that principle of not giving a fuck about reputation that made 4chan a creative (if filthy) internet hub is gone. People are seriously concerned about whether or not they'll gain 24 hours of fake Internet fame. And now, like cliques and politics and showbusiness, everyone is obsessed with their karma rating as if it determined their ability to get a loan. Hollywood started as a really cool and creative place too -- look what it is now, and see if Reddit hasn't become pretty damn similar.

[–]m06w41 6 points7 points ago

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Overthinking a little bit. It's simply a funny reposted video. Big deal...no need to over-intellectualize a video about a little boy who can't kick a ball.

[–]bobcat_08 1 point2 points ago

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I know, this isn't about the video per se so much as a rant about Reddit's karma obsession, happened to be aimed at this one video.

[–]QWOP_Expert 11 points12 points ago

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I agree.

Goes to check 4chan

"Which one of you uploaded a nurse giving a handjob to an underage kid with downs syndrome strapped to a wheelchair?"

Actually, on second thought I think I'll stay here...

[–]SyntaxTheFourth 7 points8 points ago

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You know, there are parts of 4chan that aren't /b/.

[–]bobcat_08 2 points3 points ago

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creative (if filthy) internet hub

Besides Reddit's humor is just a watered-down version of /b/'s stuff. I don't exactly like /b/'s humor, but without it, much of Reddit wouldn't exist.

[–]EmiA 1 point2 points ago

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I...think I have that washing line. The green pole with the black handle...

[–]rewaltz 1 point2 points ago

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Quade Cooper as a child i assume?

[–]fireorgan 1 point2 points ago

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oh, another one of those fantom sound GIFs. I hear it now - flintstones fast playing 2 note marimba and bongo, followed by a classic "boink!"

[–]MothraGirl 1 point2 points ago

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This is a great representation of me preparing myself to ask a question in class but then i spend too much time psyching myself up only to fail.

[–]ritualirrigation 1 point2 points ago

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Not this time.

[–]Ensiferum 1 point2 points ago

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I feel your pain.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason I don't get what you're saying but I still know that feel

[–]slideyep 1 point2 points ago

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Very good work. Had myself a laugh.

[–]dweeb_ 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed at this for 2 minutes.

[–]night_writer 1 point2 points ago

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Oh wow, I laughed out loud because I have seen my kids do that. That was great.

[–]orgodemir 1 point2 points ago

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Oh good. Same gif with same type of title as before complimented by the same comments as last time.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Is it just the gif's quality or is that a really ugly kid?

[–]Valiturus 1 point2 points ago

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78th viewing of this gif. Still laughed.

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 1 point2 points ago

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I love when people post about how much they fail at Reddit submissions and make the front page.

[–]biggmclargehuge 1 point2 points ago

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this is actually a prototype robot going through calculations to figure out the exact trajectory needed to punt gas bombs through people's windows

[–]michaelalfox 1 point2 points ago

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That put me over my quota for morning chuckles. He's so focused on form that he completely messes up. Amateur.

[–]mmansoor 1 point2 points ago

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Well this time you hit it !!!

[–]JSrednal 1 point2 points ago

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Nuh. No, no, no. Nuh. Nuh. No. Nuh. Nuh. Nuh. Nuh. Nuh. No. Nuh. Nuh. Nuh. No. Nuh. Nuh. Nuh. Nuwah. Wah. NOOOOO!

[–]bdaycakeremix 1 point2 points ago

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This gave me a good laugh. Hockey

[–]NickandTalon 1 point2 points ago

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Aww that's exactly how I feel too!

[–]ARCHA1C 1 point2 points ago

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Not this time

[–]Chaim 1 point2 points ago

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In my head I was screaming, kick the fucking ball already. Then I was like, aw, goddamnit kid, what the fuck. So an upvote for you, for making me rage at a child.

[–]meatblock 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like reddit should have a message saying "If you're having problems posting in your first 1-3 months just sit down and listen."

[–]tpyoo 3 points4 points ago

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I like this for its irony

[–]RawHam 2 points3 points ago

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I dislike this for its irony

[–]cincy_rob[S] 18 points19 points ago

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[–]iNOTgoodATcomp 2 points3 points ago

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I don't understand its irony

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[–]EagerSlothWrangler 1 point2 points ago

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The period? Still don't get it.

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[–]EagerSlothWrangler 3 points4 points ago

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When I first read it, I assumed the humor derived from the possible re-casting of the sentence to two independent clauses:

I don't understand. It's irony.

But that requires a minimum of two punctuation changes. (Apostrophe to add the copulative to the second utterance, and either a period or semicolon to separate them. For good measure, a period added to the end makes three changes.)

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[–]EagerSlothWrangler 2 points3 points ago

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Best thread ever.

[–]6Sungods 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone explaining this much is not lazy, i call shenanigans on your name.

[–]tarmac-- 0 points1 point ago

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I think the irony comes from the fact that it states "irony" but is not itself ironic.

[–]SubzeroQK 0 points1 point ago

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What it just an ohhhhhhhhh.

[–]TheGreatWhiteNinja 2 points3 points ago

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We can't all be athletes

[–]mariettai 6 points7 points ago

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not as long as we're sitting on Reddit all day

[–]desertrat 1 point2 points ago

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Also every time I tried to talk to a pretty girl :/

[–]edgeman4 1 point2 points ago

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One of these days that kid is going to kick the ball, I know it!

[–]Guitarable 1 point2 points ago

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That would be a good way to psych out all the repost haters. If I had the first clue how to edit a gif, I would do it.

[–]Roddy0608 1 point2 points ago

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It's been a while since I cried with laughter. Thanks.

[–]drQuirky 1 point2 points ago

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Funny because it was a repost when i posted it too, but why this guy get all the imaginary internet points??!?!?!?!?!?

My god damned repost, 4 days ago!!

[–]havermyer 0 points1 point ago

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Except when reposting, evidently...

[–]fluxaxion 0 points1 point ago

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Cerebral palsy.

[–]horacetheclown 0 points1 point ago

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q fhkajsbd vdgf

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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*Every Damn Time I Repost on Reddit...

ftfy

[–]drQuirky 0 points1 point ago

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funny because it was a repost when i posted it too, but why this guy get all the imaginary internet points??!?!?!?!?!?

My god damned repost, 4 days ago!!

[–]JoeFiggalicious 1 point2 points ago

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You submitted to r/pics. It would have been more successful in r/gifs or r/funny like OP

[–]drQuirky 1 point2 points ago

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True. But hey, I'm new here!

[–]cincy_rob[S] -1 points0 points ago

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I hadn't seen that. My apologies. If only Karma was transferrable...

[–]drQuirky 1 point2 points ago

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Ah sure what can ye do, frustrating but these things happen. The thought and reply are enough good sir. *tips hat

[–]Ganbatte_ne 0 points1 point ago

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Love it! And I admire your tenacity.

[–]andrew673 0 points1 point ago

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This is probably the hardest I have laughed in weeks..you made my day, upvote!

[–]kukasvulgaris 0 points1 point ago

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best gif ever.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I write out a long, well thought out response I do this dance before clicking "save". 9 times out of 10 I just delete figuring my opinion will just get ambushed by a bunch of argument-seeking college freshmans.

[–]boundfourglory 2 points3 points ago

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well put. Id say more but well you know.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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totally :D

[–]TheDudeFromOther 0 points1 point ago

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Laugh. Snot. Mustache. Thanks.

[–]mildiii 0 points1 point ago

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This happens on tumblr all the time. Like once a month something of this caliber is reblogged all over. They take a picture and make up a brand new context for it, completely disregarding said context and making it something butthurt.

[–]Taylorseim -1 points0 points ago

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[8]

[–]m5rk -2 points-1 points ago

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U sir earned my single upvote!