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[–]Xeladore 171 points172 points ago

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Source: Kate Beaton's Hark, A Vagrant

also

[–]tehbertl 31 points32 points ago

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And for completion's sake, Here's the comic's specific page on HAV.

[–]Xeladore 18 points19 points ago

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Good man! And here's the HAV page for the original bread crumbs joke.

Kate fills me with such a glowing patriotism. She deserves to be nominated for a number of Canada-related awards.

[–]Citizen11812 7 points8 points ago

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buy the shirt!

[–]TigerTrap 14 points15 points ago

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Has this specific author said she is OK with hotlinking? Because otherwise this is very bad practice :(

[–]sexgott 5 points6 points ago

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I think she wrote a couple of upset tweets about this issue once

[–]alexsc12 6 points7 points ago

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Are all Kate's ducks South African?

[–]Doomfield 4 points5 points ago

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I always imagined it as extremely low-class gangsta-ish South England. Think Ali G.

[–]lobstah4 1 point2 points ago

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Are all your pets called 'Eric'?

[–]Snarlio 3 points4 points ago

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This is her solution to such hotlinks.

[–]trueblueskies 2 points3 points ago

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The second one is the original!

[–]kabukistar 4 points5 points ago

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I want to have her babies.

[–]Jordansnbb[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you! I stumbled upon it!

[–]Parkmayn -2 points-1 points ago

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You were on stumbleupon?

TRAITOR!

[–]awwyiss 60 points61 points ago

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I feel like I should say something.

[–]znupi 9 points10 points ago

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checks profile page: redditor for one year

LEGIT.

[–]Hounmlayn -2 points-1 points ago

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Have my upvotes you two!

[–]Poisonsmile 16 points17 points ago

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Why did I find that so funny?

[–]squishlefunke 4 points5 points ago

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I was also giggling for a good while and I don't know why.

[–]Nasicournus 16 points17 points ago

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The number of times I've seen Kate Beaton's work go unattributed makes me sad. She's hysterical and deserves the recognition!

Here's my favorite of hers: http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=211

[–]mushisushi 30 points31 points ago

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Is that bird from New Zealand?

[–]bwsauder 13 points14 points ago

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Probably a Kiwi.

[–]bobyhey123 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Phinigin 2 points3 points ago

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I always think they mean Anne Murray during the band meeting attendance checks

[–]roguex5 5 points6 points ago

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Came here to ask the same question, was not disappointed.

[–]bodaciousbilly 14 points15 points ago

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I try to use "aw yiss" as much as possible.

[–]DrBoldPHD 19 points20 points ago

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way to post a link to someones site w/ no credit whos taking artwork from someone's site w/ no credit.

[–]whirbl 10 points11 points ago

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[–]bladepsycho 7 points8 points ago

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After reading that comic I think "aw yisss, motha fuckin [insert name of food]" every time I'm about to eat.

[–]WaltherRathenau 13 points14 points ago

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Reminds me of this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Beautiful, who did it?

[–]WaltherRathenau 0 points1 point ago

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Sadly, I have no idea. Never saw it on the artist's site.

[–]doh_ramey 4 points5 points ago

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Kate Beaton is one of my heroes.

[–]FOR_SClENCE 5 points6 points ago

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Reminds me quite a bit of Regular Show (which is great, by the way)

Also, Mark Hamil voices Skips.

[–]Danevati 1 point2 points ago

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Doesn't matter how much I don't' like CN lately, but Regular Show just makes me laugh so fucking hard! I fucking love that show! I thought the same thing, but I thought that no one here watches it, so I decided not to comment about it :P

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]thelibrarina 2 points3 points ago

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Is it business time?

[–]Fruitboots 2 points3 points ago

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OOH!

[–]jamesdthomson 2 points3 points ago

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I read this as social commentary. The rich and powerful plunder and hoard the world's wealth and hope to distract us by throwing the occasional 'breadcrumbs', and many of us, much of the time, react just as did this clueless bird.

Also, funny swearing bird.

[–]andrewsmith1986 7 points8 points ago

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I used to have pet ducks.

I now want to talk the gf into letting me have a mandarin crested.

[–]Fallen_Man 1 point2 points ago

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Best of luck to you Mr. Smith

[–]Klinky1984 1 point2 points ago

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Just go to the local park & make it rain with those motha fuckin' bread crumbs.

[–]Slowmash 4 points5 points ago

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Her book cover ones are the funniest. My favorite is the Kierkegaard one... http://www.harkavagrant.com/nonsense/gorey2sm.png

[–]Koltiin 1 point2 points ago

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[–]MrKrazybones 1 point2 points ago

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[–]sensors 0 points1 point ago

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Yiss! That's what this reminded me of but I couldn't find it. Cheers.

[–]1gabbo 1 point2 points ago

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I read that in the style of Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show.

[–]JeffreeSykes 0 points1 point ago

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Me too.

[–]nishnashnosh 1 point2 points ago

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This cracks me up EVERY time I see it and I don't even know why.

[–]JakeCow 1 point2 points ago

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I want to be bro's with that duck so fucking bad.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 2 points3 points ago

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[–]strathmeyer 2 points3 points ago

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BTW, bread has no nutrition in it, and the birds can it so much of it that they can't fly. Then they die of malnutrition. Hope this helps.

[–]AJinxyCat 0 points1 point ago

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You may want to change your name to Debbie Downer.

[–]Pergatory 0 points1 point ago

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It's actually much worse than that. It's not that they overeat and thus can't fly anymore (although I suppose that could be true also), but that a diet heavy in things like bread and other human foods will cause what's known as 'Angel Wing'. This is an actual disease that affects the joints in their wings, from which they will never recover and prevents them from being able to fly. Angel Wing is only known to occur in ducks fed by humans, and not in nature.

[–]RalphiesBoogers 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone ever encounter those over aggressive ducks that start hunting you down and snapping at you fiercely as you start to get low on breadcrumbs?

[–]tarkoon 11 points12 points ago

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those are called geese

[–]andrewsmith1986 9 points10 points ago

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That fucking hiss haunts my dreams.

[–]JeffreeSykes 0 points1 point ago

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Can't. Stop. Laughing. XD

[–]brainsteww 0 points1 point ago

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Did this remind anyone else of Flight of the Conchords?

[–]Roflkopt3r 0 points1 point ago

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So this is the sound of American ducks.

[–]ashleywr 0 points1 point ago

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This is against the rules of this subreddit. "Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments."

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 0 points1 point ago

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And much celebration was had.

And, yes, I do realize it's a Goose.

[–]SonicFlash01 0 points1 point ago

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K.BEAT! Got my book signed at her Halifax signing. After the guy before me, as I walked up, she said "geez no more complicated drawings after that last one."

PANIC!

How could I ask her to draw sexy Batman now?! I went all socially awkward penguin, and in the end she drew the pony for me.

[–]yourfaceisannoying 0 points1 point ago

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Stop upvoting this shit. It's two panels, stolen from Kate Beaton's webcomic Hark, A vagrant. This douche is just whorin' yo.

[–]kyotoman 0 points1 point ago

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is that a newzealand bird?

[–]gg4465a 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone mark the remarkable similarity to [Three Word Phrase](www.threewordphrase.com)?

[–]MannerShark 0 points1 point ago

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MINE

[–]m4tthew 0 points1 point ago

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reminds me of this

[–]Friendship_Champion 0 points1 point ago

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OP: Kill yourself for not posting the link to the sauce.

[–]JessDickson 0 points1 point ago

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"The biggest joke on the duck is he loves bread, but does not have the capabilities to buy a loaf!" MH

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Laughed a good long while at this guy

[–]frattyfrattybrobro -1 points0 points ago

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aww yiiss, this is funny as fuck cuz im high [8]

[–]candace_energy_drink 0 points1 point ago

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Make it rain, bitch.

[–]imjp -1 points0 points ago

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aw yisss

[–]magister0 -1 points0 points ago

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This gets 1000 karma?

[–]wookiesandwich -1 points0 points ago

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I can't quite figure out why I find this so funny but I do