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[–]83kk4h 22 points23 points ago

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Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday dear RyeGuyy

Happy birthday to you

[–]Kubaker1 1 point2 points ago

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[–]83kk4h 0 points1 point ago

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and Scooby-Doo on channel 2

[–]uranus_is_heinous 0 points1 point ago

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I second that! Enjoy your day and so something fun YOU enjoy doing!

[–]83kk4h 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit here i come. oh wait i'm already here lol. guess i will stay all day

[–]415PHANTOM 29 points30 points ago*

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[–]PrestoEnigma 2 points3 points ago

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So much joy was received from this picture.

[–]HughMility 1 point2 points ago

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Where's the fixxie?!

[–]Malazar 20 points21 points ago

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I don't know who you are and I will probably never meet you but for a brief moment in time I spent several minutes of my life sitting at a computer focused entirely on creating a sequence of words that are meant specifically for you. Later I will think about that man I never met and wonder if he got to read these words that were made for him because from one human to another I, sincerely, wish you a happy birthday!

[–]Sir_Scrotum 1 point2 points ago

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As I was pondering these words, written by a fellow redditor contemplating the fate of another who, jilted by his ex, is suffering a longitude of lonliness (I'm gonna patent that, don't even try), I realized that we all share this human experience as multi-cellular form orbiting a star on some kind of round spaceship which could fall into darkness at any minute. We have no idea what is happening, who is in control and what it all means. But just knowing that Malazar spent a few minutes creating a sequence of words specifically meant for the OP, made me consider my entire philisophy. It makes me want to join a cult, dye my hair purple and sing outrageous Elvis impersonations. Instead, I will have some noodles and watch Letterman.

[–]anaow 41 points42 points ago

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When you get sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead.

[–]rvweber 2 points3 points ago

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On of my favorite quotes from Barney! (Barney Stinson, from "How I Met Your Mother")

To build on that, I would say use your birthday to realize that you can't control what other people do, you can only control your reaction to what they do. In other words, you - and only you - are responsible for your happiness (or, sadness). If you internalize that for the next year, your next birthday will find you having the most awesome life you can imagine.

[–]Fryk 1 point2 points ago

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I concur

[–]Calciphoce 7 points8 points ago

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Happy Birthday. Have an internet hug.

[–]guthrie_logan 8 points9 points ago

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That sucks, we wish you a happy birthday, as well.

[–]RyeGuyy[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome! What kind is the black one?

[–]guthrie_logan 3 points4 points ago

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Thanks! She is 100% Purebred Mixed Breed. :-)

She is a free Wal-Mart Puppy. The lady told me she was part "Miniature Chow" and part "Miniature German Shepherd." Oh, and that she wouldn't get any bigger than 25 pounds.

When I took her to the vet, my vet told me I am a sucker, and Sister is part Chow, no miniature about her, and part Newfoundland, and would get to be about 100 pounds. She was 6 pounds when I got her and now she is 9 years old and 80ish pounds.

Oh, and the white one is a 7 month old American Bulldog. Like the dogs from Little Rascals and the Incredible Journey.

[–]kreuelt 0 points1 point ago

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Read this comment before clicking on the picture, and for a moment I thought you were being incredibly racially insensitive.

[–]liredditzzae 1 point2 points ago

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how is that possible?

[–]OlePuddinHead -1 points0 points ago

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tss tsss whats their name, Salt and Pepper or something.. tss tsss

[–]guthrie_logan 0 points1 point ago

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haha! No, the black one is Little Sister because when we got her, she was the little sister to a Rottweiler. The white one answers to Doodle.

Sorry about the delay, was driving home from a business trip to get back to these guys. :-)

[–]RyeGuyy[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Had to post again.

Real life birthday ≠ Cake Day

[–]YESohmyGOSH 3 points4 points ago

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D'awwww :( happy birthday man!

[–]silverfox44 2 points3 points ago

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happy birthday, even though it sounds awful

[–]thuglife2e 11 points12 points ago

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I am sorry to hear that, I wish you a happy birthday! get a hooker!

[–]merrymaker 0 points1 point ago

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Too soon for a hooker, it'll be a bad rebound/revenge feeling and after that wears off you'll end up feeling like shit. In my opinion go cook/bake something (food always makes me feel better, specially hand-made stuff like baked goods) or download skype or something on your PC if you can and get in touch with your friends. Siometimes it's nice just to talk. Hope you find a way to still smile! Happy birthday random redditor.

[–]FuZZy99 2 points3 points ago

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I am sorry to hear that.... he should still get a hooker.

[–]jennyhaniver 2 points3 points ago

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Happy Birthday, pickle. Hope it doesn't suck. :)

[–]humanoid1729 2 points3 points ago

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hey man, ive been there too. i was living with my gf of 8 years and within a few months it all fell apart for us. in april 2009 we moved out. the next month was my birthday and because of the break up i spent that birthday alone in my tiny smelly apartment getting high and playing Fallout 3. hang in there brotha. things get better.

[–]silverfox44 2 points3 points ago

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actually, maybe you should get a hooker.

[–]DimplesMcGee 3 points4 points ago

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Happy Birthday! I'm a girl. Long distance cheek kiss.

[–]A_GALLON_OF_IPECAC 9 points10 points ago

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Happy birthday. I'm a girl. Long distance sex.

[–]timisblue 6 points7 points ago

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Happy Birthday! I'm not a girl. I dunno, I guess we could hang out..?

[–]edgeman4 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Birthday! Not a girl, you guys done with those other two girls?

[–]NutSixteen 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Birthday! Not a girl but I'll be waiting in line just behind edgeman4.

[–]sirsmackalot 1 point2 points ago

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Just lemme setup my camera here, and.. Oh, can you help me move the couch? Yeah, next to the door would be great.

[–]meatfish 2 points3 points ago

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This girl seems legit.

[–]Kevin-Flynn 1 point2 points ago

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happy birthday bud; is the work trip somewhere exciting and interesting?

[–]RyeGuyy[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Suburbs of Boston- Marlborough to be exact.

Not super exciting where I'm at. But super white trash people in the hotel bar

Also, thanks

[–]Teradactyl 1 point2 points ago

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This! You've got an entertainment goldmine!

[–]stoplightrave 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, I wish I'd seen this last night! I'm in Marlborough. Also by myself. I'm heading away for the weekend but I'll be back next week. How much longer are you in town?

[–]RyeGuyy[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, thats great-- I was at the Holiday Inn.

'Was' being the operative word, I'm back in NJ already. I would've totally taken you up on that.

[–]pikapikapower 1 point2 points ago

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Happy Birthday I am in almost the same boat. This helped me.

[–]RyeGuyy[S] 2 points3 points ago

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From a guy from US, I like the Streets. Dry your eyes is my fave.

Cheers mate.

[–]pikapikapower 0 points1 point ago

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Im in the US and I always run to Dry Your Eyes ha this one just spoke to me though

[–]jesuismimi 1 point2 points ago

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Happy birthday stranger, I hope that wherever you are you are healthy and happy enough to reflect on the past year of your life with a positive outlook and an open mind. No sailor ever told a worthy story about a smooth sea, and I'm sure that life will hands you lemons if you remain open to it. I'm sending a smile your way, and I hope that for the rest of your birthday, no matter how dreary, you find sollice in knowing that your life means only what you make it, and that you feel inspired by another year of possibility. The sea grows larger with every raindrop my friend! Your birth is a beautiful thing and despite the conditions of today I believe you will find on another birthday, that you have truly found something worth living for. Happy birthday.

[–]shannonnicholeb 1 point2 points ago

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Happy Birthday internet friend! :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Happy birthday!!!!

[–]RhiannonRae 1 point2 points ago

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Happy day of birth! Your name makes me think of bread :)

[–]headbone 1 point2 points ago

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Happy Birthday! You'll be alright. In the last six years I've had four work trips to New Jersey on my birthday, away from my friends. New Jersey! You'll be alright. I live in Canada! New Jersey, for Christ's sake! You'll be alright. Make a wish, a real, honest to goodness plausible wish, and blow a candle out.

[–]RyeGuyy[S] 4 points5 points ago

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uncontrollable sobbing

I'm FROM New Jersey!!!

Uncontrollable sobbing

[–]headbone 0 points1 point ago

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What an insensitive clod am I. I'm so sorry (...that you're from New Jersey, oops, damn, I did it again.)

I hope your birthday wish comes true.

[–]Wyrmshadow 1 point2 points ago

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December 21st. Four days before Christmas. No one remembered. No one ever remembers (sans family).

I feel your pain brah

[–]appoloman 1 point2 points ago

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God this image always tears me up.

You have a bloody happy birthday you hear, or else!

[–]PaperBlankets 1 point2 points ago

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I would give ya a hug, but you know. I am not there.

[–]downvotes_are_great 1 point2 points ago

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Happy Happy from all of us to you happy happy birthday to you.

[–]implementor 1 point2 points ago

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Sucks, that was my birthday last year. It does get better, though, if you keep working at it.

[–]GianterGinger 1 point2 points ago

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You think that's bad, I didn't even get invited to your party. Bears can be such jerks.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Happy birthday. Hang in there.

[–]Snodgrass82 1 point2 points ago

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There's always strippers!

[–]brad1775 1 point2 points ago

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bath salts too!!!!

[–]Nobody_Nailed_It 0 points1 point ago

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oh god, never again with those

[–]THammock 0 points1 point ago

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[–]elanasaurus 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Birthday!

[–]Gearhead90 0 points1 point ago

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I know that feel bro.

Internet stranger hug?

HUG

[–]freeman32 0 points1 point ago

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Happy birthday dude.

[–]sharky1313 0 points1 point ago

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Happy B-Day dude!

[–]gnuhcikciv 0 points1 point ago

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Happy bday buddy have a good one

[–]miss_louie 0 points1 point ago

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That sucks! Happy birthday, I wish there was something I could do to cheer you up!

[–]MrVario 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Birthday. Similar situation for me dude. Hang in there. It's all we can do :).

[–]Sweetie314 0 points1 point ago

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Yesterday was my birthday too. And even tho I had friends and family around, deep down, that's still how I felt.

[–]Teradactyl 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a hotel bar? Hotel bars are always awesome, and full of travelers by themselves!

Happy birthday!

[–]peachfruits 0 points1 point ago

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Happy birthday!!! All of Reddit is here for you!!

[–]katoolbag 0 points1 point ago

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Get drunk on your company's dollar.

[–]PuddinCup310 0 points1 point ago

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Holy crap, a typing bear!...I mean happy birthday

[–]atm0sph3r3 0 points1 point ago

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happy birthday :] :] :]

[–]IfInDoubtSayYes 0 points1 point ago

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Happy birthday! Have an upvote!

[–]kelseycliff 0 points1 point ago

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[–]firedancer0705 0 points1 point ago

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sorry, bud :(

[–]sakai4eva 0 points1 point ago

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I never had actual birthdays either until I started university. Parents never really believed in that, and I moved around too much to build actual lasting friendships. Come to think of it, that was how the first 18 years in my life was celebrated.

Trust me when I tell you, it will pass. You'll get stronger, get REAL friends, and maybe even start a family. The fact that you are here, lamenting about your life to strangers from across the globe means something, and to me it means you are not as lonely as you think you are.

Lose your dependence with the girl, and get some awesome friends instead. Reconnect with old buddies, and/or make new ones. It's the best thing in my life so far.

[–]sjtwigg 0 points1 point ago

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It was my birthday yesterday, so we can be birthday buddies! Happy Birthday RyeGuyy! :)

[–]papasmurf101 0 points1 point ago

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its just another day

[–]rpgfan87 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, man. I know this probably doesn't mean a lot since I'm a random dude you've never met, but have a good one. Do whatever you wanted to do but couldn't because you were afraid someone you know would catch you. You have some pretty good excuses for mild-heavy tomfoolery. Then come back in town and have late birthday stuff with your family or something. If they're anything like mine, the date is less important than the getting together and celebrating.

[–]t3hkl0wn 0 points1 point ago

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HBD2U

[–]BassmanBiff 0 points1 point ago

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I thought just making the switch to long distance was bad. I'm sure by your next birthday things'll be much better!

[–]taitcomics 0 points1 point ago

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The internet will always be here for you. We love you man.

[–]nattetosti 0 points1 point ago

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I hear ya man, my 2012 had a (very) false start too. Hope you have a lot of good memories to look back on and/or nice plans to look forward to. Here's Randy Savage, speaking from his heart. http://youtu.be/uERyEZwq_DE You know, for your birthday.

[–]NoSNoM 0 points1 point ago

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I love home alone-parties!

[–]DangerMouseToby 0 points1 point ago

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Happy birthday anyway hope you get on ok!

[–]adunski 0 points1 point ago

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OMG I know how you feel. April 2010: broke up with GF, alone on a work trip. Correction, had to go to idiot's house to fix his router on my birthday because he feels like it's my job when it totally isn't. My knuckles were being dragged on the rocky bottom of my despair.

[–]brad1775 0 points1 point ago

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Why did you do that???? That's where I say "It's my birthday, I'm turning my phone off until tomorrow becuase I don't wanna drunk dial you later.

[–]captainzaak 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Birthday...for what its worth :\

[–]Garriganpielax 0 points1 point ago

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¡Felez cumplentos!

[–]nebakanezerrr 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Birthday, you strong independent man, you!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank god you've got a computer for some serious 'work laptop hotel-room jerking'.

I swear, laptops should be sanitized after they are used on overnight trips.

[–]sirsmackalot 0 points1 point ago

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Happy birthday from Scandinavia! Sorry to hear about the breakup =/

[–]Terrorswell 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry bro a little late but Happy Birthday.

[–]ningwut5000 0 points1 point ago

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Happy birthday from San Diego! Go buy yourself some party food. You're going to need: 1 bottle chimay blue label(or bottle of cabernet from Napa), 1 ribeye steak (substitutions acceptable if you don't have access to a grill), and a big-ass chocolate cake. If appropriate also buy one of the following: new TV, video game system, watch or computer as a gift to yourself.

Failing all of that, get to watch some sweet action flicks instead of whatever garbage she was always on about.

Cheers!

[–]bondjetta 0 points1 point ago

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I spent my 25th birthday in Minneapolis, MN while on a business trip for a gigantic bank based out of Des Moines...I ended up having a ridiculously good time with a bunch of co-workers who, once they found out it was my birthday, took me on a bar crawl around Minneapolis. :)

Pouting/Whining about it aren't going to change it. Get out there, make a new friend, hit up a bar, go to a strip club (if that's your thing)...make the best of YOUR birthday. If you can't make yourself happy, no one else ever will.

[–]OlePuddinHead 0 points1 point ago

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Y U No Happy on Day of Birth ?

[–]TonyBagadoughnuts 0 points1 point ago

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Buck up kid. Odds are breaking up with that GF was a very wise move.

In fact, if you are bummed about being alone one your birthday, take a second to think about how shitty it would be if you had to listen to her nag over the phone on YOUR DAY. That is all.

And listen Ween - piss up a rope. That is all for real. Carry on, nothing to see here.

[–]forgottendrone 0 points1 point ago

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GRAB LIFE BY THE BALLS THEN KICK IT IN THE TEETH!

-Courage Wolf

[–]Mr_E 0 points1 point ago

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Plan A: Post where you are, I'm sure someone on reddit (me if I'm close enough) will take you out for a beer.

Plan B: Go to bar filled with roudy people. Announce it's your birthday. Make friends.

[–]livingimpaired 1 point2 points ago

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Holy crap. This is good advice. Since when to you give good advice?

[–]Mr_E 1 point2 points ago

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I.. I don't know. WHATS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEE?!

[–]Gazelli 0 points1 point ago

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Happy birthday!

[–]HappyHobbitz 0 points1 point ago

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Happy birthday: Your gift is an upvote.

[–]wras 0 points1 point ago

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Onnea!

[–]veruus 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Sariell 0 points1 point ago

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Awww. Happy Birthday, RyeGuyy! At least you have us.

[–]southpaw0727 0 points1 point ago

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Came across this in a previous post on reddit. Happy Birthday!

[–]xxxMDKxxx 0 points1 point ago

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Hang in there man.

[–]buttercup_baby 0 points1 point ago

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Happy birthday RyeGuyy :)

[–]HowYaGuysDoin 0 points1 point ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYEGUYY!

[–]StarskyandGut 0 points1 point ago

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boo hoo...you're single in a new town where no one knows you. go nuts man.

[–]medicrow -1 points0 points ago

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Knock it off you putts!! Dont be such a baby

[–]pooparoundit -1 points0 points ago

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sometimes i cry when i masturbate too.

[–]brad1775 -1 points0 points ago

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I think your the guy my girlfriend mentioned, her ex.

[–]GoochyBandana[!] -1 points0 points ago

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i pity the fool who pity himself

[–]MAC_MAN -4 points-3 points ago

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BUT ATLEAST I HAVE KARMA AMIRITE?

[–]Billbeachwood -3 points-2 points ago

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Man, that totally sucks.............. Soooooo.... what's your ex's number?

[–]koklo -3 points-2 points ago

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Plus you are poor and nobody likes you.