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[–]highpoweredmutant 217 points218 points ago

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looks like a Tiny House. All the ones on this site have ladders. I'm guessing the ladder is stored somewhere or moved out to make the photo better.

[–]handsopen 459 points460 points ago

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I thought that's what the black bar was there for. So you have to do a pull-up and ninja-flip into the bed.

[–]choikwa 121 points122 points ago

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**Muscle up

[–]NARLyNick 196 points197 points ago

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I think you're right. That might be the final test for getting women into his bed. No fat chicks for this dude.

[–]crod242 45 points46 points ago

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It's like the President's Fitness Challenge, but with more sex.

[–]Hindu_Wardrobe 58 points59 points ago

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I'm far from fat (100lbs) but it's not an easy feat for me to pull my own weight... I'm just weak. :(

[–]technojamin 90 points91 points ago

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That's why the man pulls you up. What's more romantic than a man lifting you into his luxurious loft?

[–]Hindu_Wardrobe 93 points94 points ago

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Ohhh, I see. swoon

[–]partyfunk8 16 points17 points ago

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or maybe he could just throw you up there, then do the ninja flip!

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points ago

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It's brilliant! It completely removes the need for foreplay.

[–]zobbyblob 39 points40 points ago

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And they can't run away!

[–]goldenoil 60 points61 points ago

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because of the implication

[–]Marvalbert22 24 points25 points ago

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It's like the Prime Ministers Fitness Challenge but with more sex.....eh

[–]Rude_Canadian 5 points6 points ago

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i see what you did there. way to represent

[–]drachenstern 34 points35 points ago

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Or the photographer is standing on it for vantage?

[–]Urschleim_in_Silicon 21 points22 points ago

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Those look just awesome, but I can't help thinking that for that price, you could just buy a f'ing RV with everything there, and it's an entire vehicle as well.

[–]THammock 15 points16 points ago

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My exact thought process was, "Oh neat, a tiny house. A house that is portable. A house that you attach to the back of your car and take places.. wait.....Its a fucking trailer"

[–]numeroz 7 points8 points ago

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theres alot of these houses in sweden and its mostly because its up to the limit but does not exceed of what you can build on your property without getting a permit. obviously people dont live in it its mostly used as a guest-bedroom with a bit more privacy or toolshed. its called a friggebod.

[–]fot_nunny 245 points246 points ago

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[–][deleted] 172 points173 points ago

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I wish she'd say 'protohouse' more often, every 5 seconds I'm forgetting what it's called

[–]McKilo 310 points311 points ago

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She talked about it like it was sentient. I half expected to hear the Transformer sound in the background as it ran off to fight the Decepti-condos.

[–]TheOuts1der 19 points20 points ago

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Dammit. Whenever I read an especially witty response, I only feel a sense of shame and regret that I'm not as clever. :-/

[–]goawayimfapping 34 points35 points ago

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Decepti-condos

I lol'd so hard. Have my upvote.

[–]tineyeit 33 points34 points ago

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haus

She's an art student, don't ask why she doesn't just use regular house.

[–]artist-philosopher 24 points25 points ago

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She's probably trying to reference the Bauhaus school, which influenced Modern architecture. It's still kind of pretentious, though.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Best comment from YouTube:

"So.. Protohaus is the most Protohaus in the markert where Protohaus can allow you to  Protohaus. Along with the added benifit to Protohaus."

[–]The_Dirty_Carl 164 points165 points ago

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How is propane better than electricity? Why is there electrical equipment in the same area as the shower/toilet?

[–]rasputine 72 points73 points ago

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Propane: You can carry more energy in a propane tank than in a battery, as well as being easier to fill. The house is a trailer, I assume it's intended to be somewhat mobile.

Electrical: There's no good reason for that, it's dangerous. I expect it's due to being a prototype and that stuff would conceivably be walled off in any real implementation.

[–]Jozer99 37 points38 points ago

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Batteries have very poor energy density. In other words, the size of the battery you would need to equal one gallon of gas is much larger than a gallon. The battery that equals the energy in a pound of propane is much heavier than a pound.

Electricity from the grid is much more expensive than propane is. You will get more joules for your dollar out of propane or natural gas. This is why electrical heating is very uncommon in homes, but oil or gas heat is quite common.

[–]UghImRegistered 13 points14 points ago

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Electricity from the grid is much more expensive than propane is.

Does that need to be qualified? Are you saying that you can generate electricity for your home cheaper by using a propane-fueled generator and buying propane off the market than by buying it off the grid?

Or are you saying that propane can more cost-effectively heat than electricity can?

I'm not saying both can't be true; just curious.

[–]skucera 278 points279 points ago

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Again. Art/design student, not engineering student. This is why she doesn't have the solar on the roof, no rainwater harvesting, and no solar water heating.

And those are just the obvious oversights.

[–]gsamov2 72 points73 points ago

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Not to mention using battery banks (unavoidable in this scenario) makes the entire system WAAAAY less efficient. Would be nice to have solar thermal as well as a heat exchanger taking the heat from the shower water and reheating the boiler water. They could even use a paint-on solar cell mixture on the entire house so the south facing wall would be determined based on how they parked.

On a side note, who thought this would be a nice bachelor pad? It's tiny and impractical.

[–]Piranja 70 points71 points ago

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But the porch is spacious and you can talk to your neighbors!

[–]YourBrotherHermano 3 points4 points ago

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Don't forget the chin-up bar attached to the loft.

[–]DontHassleMeImLocal 17 points18 points ago

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all of that junk aside, the amount of trouble i would have trying to coax ladies into that sleeping loft would render that entire thing completely worthless as a bachelor pad.

[–]ksquad80 2 points3 points ago

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This is why I love reddit. Dude said "obvious oversights!" Protohouse does have problems though.

By the way, the kitchen counter recycled from another kitchen counter. That was classic.

"They say he carved it himself...from a bigger spoon!"

[–]bropez 45 points46 points ago

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Ask Hank Hill.

[–]CassandraVindicated 11 points12 points ago

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I think that's more of a nod to the portability of the house. Propane is cheap, energy-dense, available everywhere, and transportable. You can set the house up in the middle of nowhere and bring in propane as needed.

[–]shadow1515 7 points8 points ago

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Seriously, I rented a house with propane heat one winter. It cost $400/month to keep it at 61 degrees. My mom's house, almost double in size, costs less than $140/month with natural gas.

[–]meatwad75892 8 points9 points ago

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Because you taste the meat, not the heat.

[–]Bitruder 334 points335 points ago

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Thanks but man, those glasses are so distracting.

[–]Wreththe 196 points197 points ago

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Those are recycled glasses that she rescued from the trash bin behind Walmart after nobody would buy them.

[–]aguacate 65 points66 points ago

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Protohaus.

[–]guywhoishere 167 points168 points ago

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They are totally wrong for her face, and sit too low.

[–]drbold 7 points8 points ago

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I....liked them? runs away

[–]Hoffspeaks 118 points119 points ago

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You put it in a nice way, I just wanted to smack it off her face.

[–]potatoGLaDOS 45 points46 points ago

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I tried to listen to what she was saying, but because of her goofy looking glasses, all I could hear was "Herpa derpa derp derp".

[–]Roscoe_cracks_corn 33 points34 points ago

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You mean "Herpa derpa herp derp proto-house herpa derpa?" I want to know how many times she said Proto-house. Jesus.

[–]McKilo 21 points22 points ago

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Proto-house.

[–]ishowernaked 35 points36 points ago

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It's like her nose is a black hole and the glasses are being warped by it's immense gravitational pull.

[–]Nefeera 27 points28 points ago

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The interview at the end is... so fucking awkward.

[–]remlap 54 points55 points ago

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So basically fancy green trailer home?

[–]blightning65 37 points38 points ago

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The entire time i was watching that i was thinking, "where the hell would i put the TV?"

[–]Jonny0stars 15 points16 points ago

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In the spacious porch area of course!

[–]RonJDio 22 points23 points ago

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1) Put the freakin' solar panels on the roof. 2) Show that the ladder that is on the one wall is the same height to get into the loft. 3) Composting toilets no mater how green are gross, unless you've engineered it not to smell or appear to be into a bottomless pit. 4) Cool, I don't need one, but I'll take one. Tell me where to write the check ... $60k sound about right?

[–]Tomcfitz 10 points11 points ago

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Actually most composting toilets do not smell, and are not bottomless pits. My grandpa has one in his mountain house, and it just looks like a toilet seat on top of a washing machine sized box.

[–]dandaman352 868 points869 points ago

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Sucks if you're hammered or to stoned to get up there. There needs to be an emergency ladder for such occasions.

[–]quigonjiin 691 points692 points ago

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Emergency ladder would turn into an every time ladder for me.. maybe have it activated by use of a Breathalyzer?

[–]Vager 580 points581 points ago

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One more reason to drink before bed.

[–]Zelcron 219 points220 points ago

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Or just drink in bed.

[–][deleted] 144 points145 points ago

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Or just drink A bed

[–]cdlunchbox 411 points412 points ago

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Or just drink Abed.

[–]ZilchIJK 509 points510 points ago

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Cool. Cool cool cool.

[–]___Magnitude___ 164 points165 points ago

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POP POP!

[–]DevilYouKnew 68 points69 points ago

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Hodor!

[–]ReverendTophat 51 points52 points ago

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"Hodor," Bran agreed.

[–]skybike 2 points3 points ago

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I got a pocket full of Hawthornes.

[–]sfitsea 84 points85 points ago

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You wouldn't download a bed...

[–]lostNcontent 52 points53 points ago

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Fuck you, I would if I could.

[–]ASSinAssassin 8 points9 points ago

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[–]TheMolecularMan 150 points151 points ago

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Yeah, I'd never be able to use that pull up bar to get into bed because I'd be drunk too often too. Uh, drunk...yeah...yeah that's the reason.

[–]aceoftrachs 136 points137 points ago

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Drunk on Little Debbie's snack cakes.

[–]horseher 120 points121 points ago

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Hey, I'm fat too!!!

[–][deleted] 97 points98 points ago

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What the hell do you do if your girlfriend isn't a gymnast?

[–]xanoran84 131 points132 points ago

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sex on the counter. make her sleep outside.

[–]Zelarius 258 points259 points ago

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You throw her up there with your manly arms.

[–]suzepie 117 points118 points ago

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This is the correct response. Thank you, and swoon.

[–]simplystunned 175 points176 points ago

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You'll never make it to the bathroom on time.

[–]edubation 152 points153 points ago

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I imagine the bathroom is near enough you can just piss without leaving the bed. Or rig a series of tubes.

[–]HerrDoktorHugo 586 points587 points ago

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A Series of Tubes? Make sure it's IPeeV6-compatible.

[–]muzzman32 130 points131 points ago

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How does one obtain such a vast amount of wit?

[–]DELTATKG 38 points39 points ago

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Become a German Doctor.

[–]ChemicalRascal 25 points26 points ago

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I don't think we're in Berlin any more, Archimedes.

[–]meltman 36 points37 points ago

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There's a few windows right there. No tubes needed.

[–]Soopafien 35 points36 points ago

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Drink 40 oz. only. Just pee in the bottle when done and out the window it goes.

[–]GalacticWhale 91 points92 points ago

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The neighbors would be pissed.

[–]sethsyd 94 points95 points ago

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on

[–]NotGreg 92 points93 points ago

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My inner monologue during my attempts to get into the top bunk when drunk as piss and high as a kite...

Ok dude, we gotta climb this latter. Dude. Dude... DUDE. Ok one foot, one ar-DUDE! Ok, one foot, one arm... dude. DUDE! dude? Ok next foot...

And then wake up on the floor.

[–]nebulia 15 points16 points ago

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Oh god, your drunk inner monologue is pretty much the exact same as mine. The drunker I get, the more dude my life gets. Dude.

[–]thetruegmon 23 points24 points ago

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If drunk, fuck it, sleepin on the floor.

[–]Category_theory 11 points12 points ago

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Or if you're hungover the next day!

[–]thewestexit 496 points497 points ago

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More like the Forever Alone apartment, unless you're dating a woman who is an Olympic gymnast.

[–]woofdg79 149 points150 points ago

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Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around inside my apartment last night, what else might be an exception?

[–]alahos 79 points80 points ago

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Someone you can hurl up there.

[–]kn0ck 66 points67 points ago

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I would love to own that pad, so then I could date midgets to throw up there and do things to them or with them.

[–]kimikat 42 points43 points ago

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Denny Crane.

[–]deathsythe 10 points11 points ago

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There needs to be more Boston Legal references on Reddit. It should be right up there with Arrested Development and Futurama.

[–]Mikhial 2 points3 points ago

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Only problem is you forfeit the chubby sex

[–]SchpartyOn 12 points13 points ago

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Can't tell if this is a Signs reference or not...

[–]jordantc 9 points10 points ago

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IS a Signs reference.

[–]IDrinkBatUrine 15 points16 points ago

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This is actually a setup for an amazing scenario regarding women selection.

[–]amokinkent 4 points5 points ago

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litmus test

[–][deleted] 273 points274 points ago

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Nevermind how you get up there to sleep, how in the piss-gargling fuck do you make the bed in the first place?

[–]OIP 168 points169 points ago

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piss-gargling fuck

@_@

[–]thepedant 50 points51 points ago

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Who makes the bed?

[–]YouAmStupid 31 points32 points ago

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The Watchmen.

[–]amokinkent 13 points14 points ago

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Don't have a top sheet, just some pillows and a duvet. Very simple.

[–]Wadsworth 18 points19 points ago

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I googled duvet and WTF?

[–]ionceheardthat 2 points3 points ago

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Growing up my bed was about 3ft from the ceiling (Suspended). It is definitely possible, but being out of line-of-sight it isn't as important.

[–]j-bolt 142 points143 points ago

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My guess is that there is a ladder that hooks on the bar

[–]Majoring_In_Vaginas 186 points187 points ago

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My vote is pullups.

[–]mmPete 106 points107 points ago

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my vote is Pampers

[–]ichorNet 34 points35 points ago

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nice try proctor & gamble

[–]mixand 58 points59 points ago

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like this one better http://i.imgur.com/GaFlL.jpg I

[–]nopurposeflour 17 points18 points ago

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Yeah but it doesn't have added solar panels and you can't call it protohaus.

[–]NipperStixChik 82 points83 points ago

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Looks like a Tumbleweed to me.

[–]goodizzle 32 points33 points ago

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"Tiny House Company" is possibly the cutest description I've ever read about a company.

[–]telivision 110 points111 points ago

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Tumbleweed, Tiny House Company... ಠ_ಠ

[–]DevastatorIIC 9 points10 points ago

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There's a tiny burger joint in Valdez, Alaska called The Harbor Cafe. On their menu is literallyt: "THC Burger". I did the hugest double-take when I read their menu, then ordered the shit out of it.

[–]catysue 8 points9 points ago

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that's exactly what I thought! I love those little houses

[–]aith 4 points5 points ago

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Anyone interested in this stuff should come join us at http://www.reddit.com/r/TinyHouses

[–]Octohorse 539 points540 points ago

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Looks fun, however title is very misleading. Look at the lower-left corner, there's a pair of UGG boots. No self-respecting bachelor would ever live there.

[–]iDontSayFunnyThings 193 points194 points ago

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[–]natnupf712 41 points42 points ago

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When she was talking about it being on a trailer bed I immediately thought of this.

[–]dessiccant 20 points21 points ago

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this is bullshit. propane isn't renewable. copout.

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points ago

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"...and chat with our neighbors"

Camera zooms out, she is alone

[–]VoiceOfInternet_haha 20 points21 points ago

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I get this feeling that any "chatting" would involve dropping constant "protohaus"s and subtle suggestions that their neighbors' homes are hurting the environment.

[–]Fhajad 21 points22 points ago

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Protohaus?

[–]Kleosi 67 points68 points ago

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Protohau5

[–]jostler57 42 points43 points ago

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[–]wassup613 62 points63 points ago

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i bet that dude kills it w/ the ladies once he takes them back to his bachelor pad

[–]lotushusker 56 points57 points ago

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bachelor closet

[–]CodeForRamenAndRoof 31 points32 points ago

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I imagine that having sex on that bed could get very dangerous. I'm picturing naked neck breaking incidents. It is not sexy.

[–]korbino 30 points31 points ago

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Those fucking glasses..

[–]torrobinson 76 points77 points ago

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"those glasses make me want to slap my dick on her forhead until they either fall off or she takes them off"

--beforedawn1065

[–]EmperorSofa 21 points22 points ago

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The idea sounds kick ass until I realized that that battery bank if it was full charge could maybe run my computer and server setup for a couple of hours at best.

[–]musitard 28 points29 points ago

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I don't think their target audience includes people who want to run much more than a small laptop.

[–]EmperorSofa 98 points99 points ago

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Sir, I don't even consider that living.

[–]IggySorcha 17 points18 points ago

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For awhile I watched a home improvement show in small spaces, as my bf and I have one ourselves. Since we have 4 pets, 3 computers, and lots of hobby materials (he brews, I craft), we hoped the show would teach us some good DIY storage methods. Not so. In a whole season, the owners either had no computer, laptops, or a single shared computer (which in the case of all but one couple, all were laptops). They also (with the exception of one lady who had a large yard) had no pets. So basically the secret is don't have stuff.

[–]bludstone 11 points12 points ago*

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This house is not up to code and would be shut down by the local government upon discovery.

edit: nevermind, they got around code by making it a trailer.

[–]fenney 121 points122 points ago

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You're right, and there's fucking fruit in the kitchen. Not a chance it would look like this if most bachelors lived there.

[–]Octohorse 154 points155 points ago

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There should be just a slab of raw meat on the counter.

[–]TiePilot 42 points43 points ago

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Building on the meat theme, a Gyro machine. Oh how I would give my right arm to wake up to the fragrant aroma of that carnal meat each morning...

[–]goodizzle 20 points21 points ago

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I'm a girl so not a bachelor but I've just realized that idea has been missing my entire life.

[–]TiePilot 17 points18 points ago

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As a Bachelor and a lover of gyro's we should devote more time to this subject. Lets say, hmmm, over a... gyro? eye brow raised

[–]goodizzle 40 points41 points ago

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Okay! But I got my wisdom teeth out two weeks ago so I'll have to cut it with a fork and knife, then chew with my front teeth like a rabbit and sorry but I guess my husband and toddler have to come, too. I should've mentioned that first, maybe.

[–]TiePilot 28 points29 points ago

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Ouch I know the pain of wisdom teeth, would want to go through that again :-/

As for the foursome, sure why not. Gyro's are worth it :)

[–]goodizzle 18 points19 points ago

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I laughed and realized how creepy that was and then realized how Reddit is ruining me.

But thanks for the sympathy! I'm feeling much better now and am just happy that I avoided dry socket. It hurt enough as it was!

[–]NoctGent 43 points44 points ago

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those look like regular boots to me. Waterproof boots for deep water and mud.

[–]K931SAR 9 points10 points ago

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The animal print rug is also a tad feminine...

[–]Octohorse 17 points18 points ago

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See, if it were a true "bachelor's pad" it would be an animal SKIN rug. Not print.

[–]whycats 15 points16 points ago

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False. Those look like Frye campus boots to me. They're definitely not Uggs.

[–]PerpaDerp 5 points6 points ago

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those are work boots.

[–]strathmeyer 5 points6 points ago

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What do you recommend, flip-flops?

[–]Octohorse 15 points16 points ago

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Combat boots. I own a pair, don't you?

[–]nitefang 28 points29 points ago*

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No, mine got blown up, WHILE I WAS STILL WEARING THEM!

[–]jostler57 20 points21 points ago

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"Ugh, so tired - off to bed........ eh, fuck it - I'm sleeping on the floor again."

[–]MiltyPlow 34 points35 points ago

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Think about going to bed after sitting below on your ass all day eating chili fritos and drinking Blatz. All the farts would assemble up there, then attack once you pull yourself up from your pathetic bachelor life. Nope.

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points ago

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This is terrible. Imagine getting up there completely off your tits after a night out. Then realising you need to take a piss, vomit or whatever. Also, windows in every direction for a 100% chance of sun in the morning. And no tv from bed. Just terrible.

[–]LLv2 115 points116 points ago

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Why is it the first reaction the British have to any kind of architectural design is to evaluate its ergonomics under the assumption of extreme inebriation?

[–]inyourfizzy 81 points82 points ago

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"Best bachelor apartment ever"

[–]itswillyfosho 37 points38 points ago

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I think after reading all of these comments, this should be re-posted as the "Best Bachelor Apartment Until You Think About the Logistics of It Ever".

[–]justathought123 10 points11 points ago

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Uggs or wellies in corner, mini-boxes with no purpose, colorful animal rug, full length mirror on door and more pillows on the bed than people who would sleep in it (presumably).... this place belongs to a female.

[–]DanielLikesPie 49 points50 points ago*

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How do you get up there?

EDIT: This picture is a .gif! OP is trying to kill all of reddit with a heart attack! Someone must stare at it and tell us what happens!

[–]TheRoachOn12 154 points155 points ago

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Pull ups, and less pie, Dan.

[–]DanielLikesPie 41 points42 points ago

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Okay...

[–]mitchstanton 29 points30 points ago

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To hell with that I'm buying a ladder.

[–]hnxt 16 points17 points ago

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Muscleups, rather.

[–]ryoshi 59 points60 points ago

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More importantly, how do you get a girl up there?

[–]Minifig81 122 points123 points ago

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Throw her.

[–]ladeedaaaa 30 points31 points ago

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Fantastic visual.

[–]medlish 5 points6 points ago

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I like athletic women, so it's just a plus.

[–]erkose 49 points50 points ago

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No, he's right. Take a look at how clean that place is. Either a woman or a gay lives there.

[–]Undertow92 91 points92 points ago

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or a gay

[–]Sodfarm 76 points77 points ago

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How insensitive. He must be a black.

[–]Thick-McRunFast 23 points24 points ago

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or a Jew.

[–]That_Weird_Kid 9 points10 points ago

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You don't. You'd dirty the white sheets.

[–]kjp0701 8 points9 points ago

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do a pull up to get to the bed and hang on it while coming down= sexy body

[–]brew17 12 points13 points ago

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Pull up would only get you half way. Muscle up.

[–]BRENTOSAURUS 8 points9 points ago

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that looks like a missionary-only loft

[–]AccidentalPedant 7 points8 points ago

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The bed is made, there's an embroidered pillow on the bed, and there's a bowl of fruit on the spotless kitchen counter.

Verdict: Not a bachelor.

[–]birdthehorse 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah... because getting girls in my bed isn't hard enough

[–]coogie 4 points5 points ago

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Depends on the location...in the middle of Manhattan, I'd take that little box.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Cook bacon once in that kitchen, and your bed smells like stale grease forever.

[–]allenizabeth 29 points30 points ago

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NO

OH IT'S SO CUTE you think. NO. It's a TRAP.

I lived in an apartment like this for six months. Climbing down from that f'ing bed every time you need to pee gets really fucking old, esp when you're half asleep and end up hurting your feet. Also you better pray to noodles that the heater is well placed lest you end up with a roasting loft and a bitter cold bottom floor. You had also better pray that there's some sort of AC so your bed doesn't turn into an oven in the summer, because those itty bitty windows only cool if there's a breeze.

Wait, is there even a ladder in this pic? Do you get into bed using that pull up bar? That'll be awesome when drunk. I'm sure your girlfriend will also love it. If she's a gymnast. But she's not, she's just some regular girl without massive upper body strength who now cannot get into the bed to fuck you. Maybe you can fuck her on that pair of Uggs in the corner. No, wait, she's gonna put those on and go the fuck home to her vibrator. She doesn't need the strength of ten men to reach that.

Have fun in your new bachelor pad.

[–]mpsports94 9 points10 points ago

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Worst bed to fuck on.. ever

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago*

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All of the jokes aside, I always kind of like watching these mini-house videos (Also stuff like origami apartments and the 270 square foot set-ups at Ikea.) I think it's good that some people are actually thinking along the lines of trying to use less space and be more efficient... (in America at least... I know lots of other countries have long been about fitting stuff into small square footage, but we're all about Wide Open Spaces.) and they just look cool.

I wonder whether or not I could actually stand living in a space like this, though. I think I could, but I guess I wouldn't know until I tried something like that.

[–]TowelTango 6 points7 points ago

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I see UGZ in the corner. That's no bachelor pad!

[–]reddeaddread 25 points26 points ago

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[–]imcguyver 22 points23 points ago

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NNo huge HDTV, no dishwasher (bachelors don't do dishes) no lazy boy and/or ottoman. Meh.

[–]LittleWhiteGirl 23 points24 points ago

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Also, bachelorette pad. Because that's one of the coolest apartments I've ever seen.

[–]BillyumH81 57 points58 points ago

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Seems like a great way to keep yourself from banging fat chicks in an inebriated state.

[–]Bored_At_Night 34 points35 points ago

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Seems like a great way to keep yourself from banging chicks.

[–]malachias 4 points5 points ago

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i would probably end up hanging a rope-ladder from the pull-up bar

[–]calaiscat 9 points10 points ago

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You should submit this to r/roomporn

[–]seanroecurran 2 points3 points ago

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God help you if you need a piss in the night!!!

[–]ThereTheyGo 3 points4 points ago

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I think you're confusing 'bachelor' with forever-alone.

Women don't want to do pull-ups for sex, then a dangerous leap down to go to the bathroom.

Hell, I don't want to do pull ups for sex. Though I probably should, I'm out of shape.

...What were we talking about?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Because women love one room apartments where you have to flip yourself into the rafters to sleep using a gymnastics bar.

[–]Timelord2 2 points3 points ago

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How in the fuck do you get in the loft?

[–]coalbolt 3 points4 points ago

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Idk... I'm a chubby chaser well we would probe stay in the kitchen anyway