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[–]justinm715 32 points33 points ago

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That's actually even scarier than the original.

[–]MikeTheSpike 7 points8 points ago

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Well... I would think so.

[–]Sventertainer 1 point2 points ago

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At least it's mouth is closed, you can't see all the scary teeth. shudder

[–]uberguby 10 points11 points ago

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I remember when he caught that horrible thing. He held it and it just opened and closed its jaws, because in millions of years that fish has never had to do anything but go forward and bite.

[–]DatoeDakari 0 points1 point ago

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Humans are different, right?

[–]Ikkus 3 points4 points ago

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Uh, yeah. Biting hasn't won us much in the scheme of things.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Only some humans. Relevant.

[–]uberguby 0 points1 point ago*

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I'm reasonably certain we have the following and the fish does not.

Excellent depth perception Opposable thumbs Incomparable creativity and intelligence (to the fish) Agriculture

I am NOT trying to make a point. I can see how it might look like I am, but i really am not.

Edit: to emphasize how much of a point im not making, the fish has the following

Underwater breathing A swim bladder The distinct ability to continually exist as a four foot pirahna.

[–]BullWizard 16 points17 points ago

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Seaman) anyone?

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

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This game was fucking ridiculous, I had forgotten all about it.

Sure wish I still had a Dreamcast, there needs to be a PSN re-release.

[–]BullWizard 2 points3 points ago

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I recently found my Dreamcast, no Seaman, but I've got Powerstone 1 and 2, so that's all I need.

[–]c0ckBl0cker 1 point2 points ago

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I was hoping you were going to say I found seaman on my Dreamcast and then we could all speculate how it got there.

[–]sanguination 0 points1 point ago

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90% Powerstone on the DC, 10% Powerstone on the little memory card thing.

[–]BullWizard 0 points1 point ago

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Luckily both our VMUs were in the controllers

[–]nuworldblue -3 points-2 points ago

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Came here to say this.

[–]atrocity_exhibition -1 points0 points ago

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I did too

[–]trending_hipster 2 points3 points ago

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Original?

[–]scorecardup[S] 8 points9 points ago

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[–]I_ATE_A_REPUBLICAN 3 points4 points ago

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I just sent this picture to my ex with the subject of the email being I would rather stick my dick in this than you.

[–]TripperDay 1 point2 points ago

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Jeremy Wade is a fine looking man. You could do worse.

[–]archemedes_rex 1 point2 points ago

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I, for one, welcome our new scaly overlords.

Just kidding, I would so eat that thing and I don't even know what it is.

[–]fisticuffsmanship 0 points1 point ago

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Is that the goliath tiger fish? That thing is fucked

[–]Chaim 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely (Not Fixed). I suck at Photoshop, but I thought he needed a top hat. http://i.imgur.com/8Gtcz.jpg

[–]ReallyCleverMoniker 2 points3 points ago

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I fucking love River Monsters.

[–]mikeyros484 1 point2 points ago

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me too, Jeremy Wade is hardcore. i almost shit myself when i signed up for netflix and found all of the episodes on it.

[–]ReallyCleverMoniker 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit all his episodes are on Netflix?!
Fuck, thank you! I've been missing so much...

[–]mikeyros484 1 point2 points ago

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well, at least they were back in like august. they should still be there tho... there is NO REASON to get rid of that show, ever.

[–]JonMW 4 points5 points ago

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Now do it again with Gary Busey!

[–]sayITwitYOchest 1 point2 points ago

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Hmm there's something fishy about this photo.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like a horse cock.

[–]Chaim 0 points1 point ago

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Goddamnit man, I think you deserve an upvote.

[–]summerteeth 1 point2 points ago

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He has the Innsmouth look.

[–]RiflemanLax 1 point2 points ago

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That's about the creepiest thing I've seen in months...

[–]OJSlaughter 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ShmoopyGuy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]frissonFry 0 points1 point ago

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This is the best thing I've seen all day.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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it does make a good point.

[–]Jumpdop3 0 points1 point ago

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I'd watch this if it was a show.

[–]Wiseco 5 points6 points ago

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It is.

It'a called River monsters. it comes on animal planet on sundays i think

[–]Jumpdop3 0 points1 point ago

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I know. I meant if they made a show with a guy that had a fish head and caught human faced fish. Aka I was being sarcastic.

[–]tildo 2 points3 points ago

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They do.

It'a called City monsters. it comes on human planet on mondays i think

[–]Jumpdop3 -3 points-2 points ago

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Shitty wok.

[–]dinobomb 1 point2 points ago

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That's true.

It'a called Jumpdop3. it comes on reddit on fridays i think

[–]Jumpdop3 -1 points0 points ago

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Lies, it was clearly thursday.

[–]weatherwar 0 points1 point ago

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I can just imagine him yelling "Human on!" when he was reeling it in.

[–]ProdigalAudio 0 points1 point ago

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wat

[–]wouldyoukindly 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit that fish caught House!!

[–]SublimeMack 0 points1 point ago

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That is fabulously disgusting.

[–]OilySalmon 0 points1 point ago

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I can't stop gigging.

[–]gargeug 0 points1 point ago

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I'd like it better if it wasn't anthropomorphized. Like a fish swimming underwater with a human, and their foot caught in a noose connected to the fishes tail.

[–]dillpiccolol 0 points1 point ago

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Fish on?

[–]pootie820 0 points1 point ago

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NSFL

[–]benjaminwy 0 points1 point ago

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I'm gonna call bullshit on this one. This is one fishing story I won't believe.

[–]Jazzy_Josh 0 points1 point ago

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I thought we said we'd forget about that Voyager episode?

[–]Haribon 0 points1 point ago

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This is the only way I could watch that show. The man blinks way, way too frequently and it just makes me uncomfortable.

[–]Knope_Knope_Knope 0 points1 point ago

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There needs to be a "NSFLN" Not suitable for late night. Creeped me right out.

[–]I_AM_A_COMPLETE_DICK 0 points1 point ago

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This is a show I would watch.

[–]adisoncilton 0 points1 point ago

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loking natural and actual ?

[–]panthuralexander 0 points1 point ago

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black out in the sewer. Meet a giant fish.. Fuck it's brains out like a baus.

[–]darthcider 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see what's wrong with this picture.

[–]The_classic_Stoner 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck [7]

[–]henrikdons 0 points1 point ago

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It's a trap!

[–]Azonic 0 points1 point ago

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This needs to be a thing... Please allow it to be a thing. I need to spend the afternoon on photoshop swapping fish/human heads now

[–]ShmoopyGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Is this photo shopped?

[–]muzgrub 0 points1 point ago

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where can i find more pics like this?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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the bald head allows for quicker motion through the water

[–]OneShotMyX 0 points1 point ago

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River monsters is awesome.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The shopped head makes me think of a Goomba from that godawful Super Mario movie.

[–]THEBIGRED1 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, Chuck Testa

[–]justifications -2 points-1 points ago

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NOPE! Chuck Testa................