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[–]ht1237 9 points10 points ago

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Girl on the right is a porn star :P

[–]mooseroids 12 points13 points ago

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Yes. Her name is Alison Angel I believe.

[–]Wimc 23 points24 points ago

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I believe

You know exactly who she is. She is also annoying the hell out of me by never agreeing to take any penis.

[–]ht1237 1 point2 points ago

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Never? I'm sure there must've been one... or maybe my imagination is just getting better?

[–]ht1237 0 points1 point ago

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Yes... I'm sure that's her name :D

[–]Millhopper10 4 points5 points ago

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But who is on the left?

[–]wh1t30ut 1 point2 points ago

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Is that a young Brandy Talore?

[–]DrMikeFeltercunt 1 point2 points ago

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definitely both porn stars

[–]Spr09 -3 points-2 points ago

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and how is that a bad thing?!

[–]There-Wolf 11 points12 points ago

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These ladies need more supportive bras. They'll be hitting their knees by the age of 40.

[–]aalen56 5 points6 points ago

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They'll be hitting their knees by the age of 40.

I'm gonna take the under on that one, champ.

[–]MissCharmCity 2 points3 points ago

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Future sag aside, it is uncomfortable to have a bra that doesn't support properly.

[–]Cbracher 0 points1 point ago

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There's the level headed comment I was looking for.

[–]throwthis2 3 points4 points ago

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Meh... You've seen one, you've seen 'em both....

[–]1nfinitum 6 points7 points ago*

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This is at Castles 'n Coasters in Phoenix, Arizona.

Edit: My mistake, wrong set of stairs. The proper set is right here.

[–]Shesaidshewaslvl18[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I may need to pay visit.

[–]1nfinitum 0 points1 point ago

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I only go there for the arcade these days, their rides are sub par. I can't comment on the women though, my balls have dropped since the last time I went inside that park.

[–]thisisnotthought 2 points3 points ago

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Internet, you creepy.

[–]Pryach 0 points1 point ago

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I'm across the street from Castles n Coasters right now!

[–]1nfinitum 0 points1 point ago

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Well what are you doing on reddit? Hit up that arcade.

[–]PorterParker 0 points1 point ago

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I knew I recognised it

[–]andrewsmith1986 10 points11 points ago

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What is funny about this?

[–]vinsite 5 points6 points ago

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Not sure, but I am going to say the boobs

[–]repooper 0 points1 point ago

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welcome to r/funny with a million plus subscribers :(

[–]funkmasterflex 0 points1 point ago

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watch their eyes - they keep checking out the others boobs and comparing the jiggle to their own.

[–]poet_will 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, don't take the stairs. If you do you won't be able to see the bouncing boobies. They will either be behind your or in front of you on the other side of the girl's body. Just always stay on the bottom floor looking up.

[–]cheap_chopsticks 3 points4 points ago

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Well, if you're traveling in opposite directions...

[–]poet_will 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, man.. good point. Then maybe an accidental bump?

[–]Cbracher -1 points0 points ago

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Accidental grope.

[–]BeenWildin 3 points4 points ago

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Accidental rape? Did I take it too far?

[–]njsam 4 points5 points ago

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I think you're okay. As long as it's accidental.

[–]DrMikeFeltercunt 0 points1 point ago

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Rape: Suprise sex!

[–]aalen56 0 points1 point ago

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The joke? No. The rape? Probably.

[–]jerbear1978 1 point2 points ago

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Are they checking each other out on the way down?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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pretty positive this is porno, so I'd like a video link on my desk asap.

[–]ZantZebes 1 point2 points ago

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I have been watching this all day

[–]mrpotatoes 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes I wish I had breasts.

[–]lotus2471 1 point2 points ago

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Had this as a forum avatar for a couple of years. I get a lot of responses to my posts in the vein of "Wait, what were we talkin' about?"

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 2 points3 points ago

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[–]as1126 1 point2 points ago

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If someone can simply remove the part where they restart at the top and make the gif continuous, I may never stop watching.

[–]Red_AtNight 2 points3 points ago

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You realize they're both porn stars, right? It wouldn't take much work for you to find far more entertaining videos of them.

[–]HomerJunior 2 points3 points ago

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[–]PoopyMcpants 1 point2 points ago

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I'm totally NOT replying to NOT masturbate later tonight.

[–]lithodora 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there

[–]as1126 0 points1 point ago

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I had no idea. Just thought they were regular, bouncy women. The illusion is shattered, but in a kind of good way.

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[–]StevieBoySwag 2 points3 points ago

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cool story bro

[–]returnofdoom 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks! :)

[–]Dreamtrain 0 points1 point ago

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What's her name? Artistic name, even

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[–]PoopyMcpants 0 points1 point ago

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Marked.

[–]JustAddAnS 0 points1 point ago

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I'll

[–]D00x 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly why we have stairs, actually.

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

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wouldnt that suck in real life if you were going down stairs and as soon as you were on the last step you started back on top

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 0 points1 point ago

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At work I take the stairs and it amazes me how much of a workout that actually is. 7 flights of stairs is no joke. 238 steps and I'm out of breath.

[–]diggitydan 0 points1 point ago

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-_- Pornstars. also, I don't really care for big tits.

[–]logrash -2 points-1 points ago

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Sweet dreams of jezus, allison angel fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

[–]bagek -1 points0 points ago

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I can't stare at just one girl each time I watch

[–]mangeek -1 points0 points ago

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I'm actually glad I don't work on campus vary often (they put the nerds in a building far, far away). This would get distracting.

[–]My_R_Links_To_Porn 2 points3 points ago

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on campus

"vary" ಠ_ಠ

[–]mangeek 0 points1 point ago

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That was a legitimate typo. I usually pay close attention to spelling.

[–]Awsome_Redditor -2 points-1 points ago

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downvoted for not labeling as NSFW

You think this kind of link and misleading title is appropriate?

[–]gizza 2 points3 points ago

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Where the hell do you work where fully clothed women are considered NSFW?

[–]Labdisco -1 points0 points ago

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I, for one, work in an office. A lab attached to said office, usually. While I wait for things, I look at stuff. Sometimes, my bosses, or more importantly, my bosses and customers come out into the lab so the former can show the latter our equipment and setup.

Typically not the time to watch chicks bouncing down stairs, but what do I know, I'm just... wait, I know they don't want that.

[–]T-Luv 0 points1 point ago

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They probably don't want to see a lot of things that are posted on this subreddit.

[–]Labdisco 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know, most of the funny things I look at are just fine. But the crusaders against NSFW tags are more concerned that the screen isn't filled with cock stuffed vaginas everywhere than the possibility that some people may work in more stringent environments than they.

Usually, I feel like the standard response is, "You can't look at tentacle porn at work?! You shouldn't be on a fucking computer anyway, then!".

[–]Shesaidshewaslvl18[S] 0 points1 point ago

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What one person's life experience says is NSFW another person's is SFW. There is no nudity, there is nothing obscene. Deal with it.