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[–]Rosetti 23 points24 points ago

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To anyone wondering, this is from Pink Panther (the 2006 version with Steve Martin).

I don't care what anyone says about that film, I laughed my ass off.

[–]KiwiBuckle 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Space_Masters 0 points1 point ago

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Way more funny as an out of context gif.

[–]Kuido 8 points9 points ago

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Directed by Michael bay?

[–]Indigoh 1 point2 points ago

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Best part in the movie right there. Laughed so hard.

[–]TenebraeOmega 1 point2 points ago

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Quite hilarious.

[–]tjblue 4 points5 points ago

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Did he survive?

[–]Warkitz 2 points3 points ago

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You've obviously never fallen off of a bicycle and exploded... noob

[–]tjblue 1 point2 points ago

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It's true

[–]Warkitz 0 points1 point ago

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Well it's a common occurrence when commuting on a bicycle. This rider probably scrapped his knee pretty bad.

[–]tjblue 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I wouldn't know. I drive everywhere.

[–]Yazbeckian 5 points6 points ago

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I think the real question we all want answered is why did a food stand in the middle of who knows where, HAVE DELICATE EXPLOSIVES ON HAND?!

[–]lord_nougat 2 points3 points ago

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I think that cyclist had nitroglycerin in his water bottle.

[–]tjblue 2 points3 points ago

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Of course, much more likely.

[–]Yazbeckian 1 point2 points ago

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Sarcasm detector detects sarcasm

[–]tjblue 0 points1 point ago

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Not at all.

[–]tjblue 1 point2 points ago

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Propane to heat or cook the food?

[–]beefjerkier 2 points3 points ago

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I hate those damn exploding food stands on my commute.

[–]AButtTuba 2 points3 points ago

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Happens to me all the time.

[–]yammerant 1 point2 points ago

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Even still, nitroglycerin makes a better tire inflatable than nitrogen.

[–]DanTheManStamos 1 point2 points ago

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I thought I was the only person who had this problem, now I see the truth

[–]CheckeredFedora 1 point2 points ago

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There's always explosives in the banana stand.

[–]HappyFeet15 0 points1 point ago

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As someone who regularly commutes on a bicycle, I see this happen on a regular basis. People say its the bums and criminals you have to worry about here in Detroit, but in reality its the explosive food stands.

[–]steepleton 2 points3 points ago

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yeah, well i run an explosive food stand, you'd think discarded cigarettes or fire badgers would be the problem, but no- fucking cyclists

[–]MrFlufflesworth 1 point2 points ago

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fucking fire badgers.

[–]sjophotography 0 points1 point ago

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i used to commute thru chicago, i had this happen every once in a while...

[–]eatcrayons 0 points1 point ago

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Ugh! It seems like this happens every day!

[–]skysurfer88 0 points1 point ago

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An Original Michael Bay Production

[–]Dullbert 0 points1 point ago

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Every single day.

[–]oblivinite 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I hate it when this happens.

[–]matchell21 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bgsilver 0 points1 point ago

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Hate it when that happens to me

[–]gargeug 0 points1 point ago

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instantly reminded me of Master Shake throwing something

[–]MrFlufflesworth 0 points1 point ago

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Yes! New favorite .gif

[–]SmithBoswell 0 points1 point ago

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[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

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Does that happen often?

[–]Zorca99 -1 points0 points ago

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First reddit post to make me actually laugh. didn't see that coming.

[–]cloudmaster1312 -1 points0 points ago

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This is why I hate setting up explosive stands next to the tour de france

[–]electric_creamsicle -1 points0 points ago

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While spontaneous combustion is an issue, I've gotten spit on while commuting on my bike.

[–]wassy23 -2 points-1 points ago

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Looks like the bike got wheely tyred.