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[–]eveyw 41 points42 points ago

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Bruce Bogtrotter?

[–]LukeNygma 21 points22 points ago

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FUCK YEAH. MATILDA.

[–]kaltorak 16 points17 points ago

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He aced his cake final in front of the whole school.

[–]Vaeb41 66 points67 points ago

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It's Fucking cake, not eating. Follow directions.

[–]Zackeriess 21 points22 points ago

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I'd be the first to finish if y'know whadimean

[–]silentmage 9 points10 points ago

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I'll add the cream filling if y'know wadimean

[–]Dyrty 3 points4 points ago

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I'd buttfuck it if y'know whadimean

[–]ROFLWAWFUL 17 points18 points ago

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Sex.

[–]Gruntypig 5 points6 points ago

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I know wadumean

[–]Hyperian 0 points1 point ago

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so you are fat?

[–]Vaeb41 0 points1 point ago

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No, It's Fucking cake. Not eating. Follow Directions.

[–]Inevitablel 15 points16 points ago

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Oddly, I have the OP Tagged as "Supposedly bad in bed." I don't know why...

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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Well you're not entirely wrong.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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And now I have tagged you like that as well.

[–]judule1 0 points1 point ago*

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I seem to recall a post a day or two ago in which CaptainNonchalant said to tag him as Bad in Bed, as well as some other guy.

EDIT: What...what is this witchery? http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/miids/reddityou_are_given_the_chance_to_kill_somebody/c3178jn

[–]BoneLol 0 points1 point ago

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CaptainNonchalant is also tagged as "Bad in bed" by me... sorry Cap.

[–]03Titanium 0 points1 point ago

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You say that so nonchalant.

[–]Lavatis 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks for the tag/headsup.

[–]headwrong 3 points4 points ago

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Well, so do I now.

[–]ressMox 3 points4 points ago

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I have him as just Bad in Bed...and didn't store the link. Did we all sleep with CaptainNonchalant or something?

[–]oracle989 2 points3 points ago

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I tagged him because someone said he was tagged that way. It's a disease.

[–]dahngrest 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god, I do too. Now I feel like I should upvote him every time I see his tag.

[–]creepypaste 2 points3 points ago

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Uhm, so do I. What is the meaning of this?

[–]rizzon 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Aquasnail 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking your cake, and eating it too, is principle American ideal.

[–]BigFatCake 1 point2 points ago

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Indeed. Here I am ;)

[–]WiserGuy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mrmackdaddy 28 points29 points ago

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Are they about to fight or make out?

[–]TomtheWonderDog 6 points7 points ago

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Their eyes say fight, but my experience with the Internet says make out.

[–]SF4L 3 points4 points ago

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I swear R Kelly's "bump and Grind" was playing in the background when I saw this.

[–]TomtheWonderDog 0 points1 point ago

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No other song plays while I'm on Reddit.

[–]lunarlander 6 points7 points ago

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Their hand movements make me incredibly uncomfortable.

[–]Dolgthvari 4 points5 points ago

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In a perfect world.

[–]JohnStamosAsABear 4 points5 points ago

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If he was a diabetic he would've failed the exam.

[–]bongwhacker 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck that cake or GTFO.

[–]ras344 4 points5 points ago

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But you can't have sex with cake.

[–]Sqpon 7 points8 points ago

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Not with that attitude

[–]bernkastel87 3 points4 points ago

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You don't fuck the cake, you gotta make sweet, sweet love to it.

[–]dachusa 1 point2 points ago

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I now want to become a college professor, just so I can actually do this for an exam.

[–]BaaaBaaaBlackSheep 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck, it's chocolate. I didn't study for fucking chocolate.

[–]CoreyWillis 1 point2 points ago

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Read this expecting very little after all the "finals week" reddit spam. Delightfully surprised, thank you sir.

[–]ddam 1 point2 points ago

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It's getting pretty frequent.

I see these great web comics on r/funny and they're re-hosted. Dear OP: not only is that against the rules, but I really want to know where you got this web comic. That way, you don't have to be my official hilarious web comic filter, disseminating said comics down to me and the rest of reddit after you give them a once-over.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I saved this image a few months ago. If I could give credit to the artist I would, but I believe it was posted anonymously to 4chan. I'll own up to posting saved content, but I think this is the first time it's been on reddit.

[–]shadmere 0 points1 point ago

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I'll admit... I did not expect that.

[–]foxshreder14 0 points1 point ago

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Sometimes cake is VERY difficult to eat after a large meal.

[–]s_muzzi 0 points1 point ago

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...are they fighting?

[–]annaftw 0 points1 point ago

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As a Baking & Pastry arts student, this is extemely true to my life.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is what I imagine business school exams to be like.

[–]Hypericales 0 points1 point ago

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I for one am NOT looking forwards to the [Fixed] version.

[–]fixiefoxes 0 points1 point ago

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Why is the guy in the first frame trying to start a fight?

[–]stargunner 0 points1 point ago

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what the hell are they doing in the first two panels?

[–]bobdolebobdole 0 points1 point ago

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Interracial friends! Awwww.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I feel sorry for the characters in this comics and their crippling rheumatoid arthritis.

[–]SeniorWhoopy 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, I see he he is majoring in American Studies. Good for him.

[–]l30 0 points1 point ago

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[–]PanicOffice 0 points1 point ago

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I made a version for people who are bad at taking tests. http://redd.it/o4kjp

[–]ciel805 0 points1 point ago

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"How'd you do on your final exam?" "It was a piece. Of fucking cake" that's not an answer...

[–]Lamlot 0 points1 point ago

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Cake is hard to make though! Having to make a cake with layers and a chocolate ganache, there are so many places to fuck up. Cake finals were not an easy exam. (I am a culinary student so)

[–]raphamuffin 0 points1 point ago

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I hear you're bad in bed.

[–]angepocalypse 0 points1 point ago

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Someone should make a similar comic but instead the guy says "I raped that test."

[–]SirAuron 0 points1 point ago

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I had a good guffaw at this. Usually I snort or snicker or, Heaven forbid, giggle, but I am pleased to say that this was a hearty, deep-voiced guffaw, which I did not think was possible. Thanks.

[–]AramilLiadon 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't funny. Know why? Because my exams are NOT one hour. Not even close.

So jealousy, that's why. Carry on.

[–]MFcracksmoke 0 points1 point ago

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I'm waiting for someone to do a FTFY with the cake fucking itself.

[–]Czulander 0 points1 point ago

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bruce bogtrotter in this bitch.

[–]rockdude8 0 points1 point ago

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The test is a lie!

[–]Ninjamonkeysd 0 points1 point ago

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When I was in "Fire Fighting" College... We had our final exam. Everyone had been studying non stop and freaking out over the final test. We all show up to class only to find the Captain sitting there with a dozen pizzas. He said we were all doing so well in the class, he canceled the final and gave us all A's and a pizza party.

[–]Grammar_nazii 1 point2 points ago

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Why did the black guy get punched? :'(

[–]theregularlion 1 point2 points ago

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The weird arm positions kinda threw me off, too. Made me think of this.

[–]tesserakt 0 points1 point ago

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I'm offended that I'm even on the same website as people who think this is funny. Durrr, my exam was a piece of actual cake, I'm a fucking inbred homeschooled retard who's sense of humor has training wheels. Reddit, seriously, is this what passes for "funny" these days?

[–]itakethecake -2 points-1 points ago

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okay...

[–]StonedVentriloquist -1 points0 points ago

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Ever since I've been surfing 4chan i can really tell how much redditors steal stuff from them. Saw this on 4chan yesterday i thought about reposting here to but i refrain. Feelsbadman.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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Oh, a joke about a double entendre in an English idiom. That is totally original and hilarious and has never been done before.

[–]silverstring -1 points0 points ago

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The cake is a lie.