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[–]MisterWonka 33 points34 points ago

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Reminded me of this.

[–]almosteeen58 5 points6 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]MisterWonka 0 points1 point ago

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(<>..<>)

[–]k5josh 2 points3 points ago

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))<>((

...forever

[–]MisterWonka 0 points1 point ago

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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

[–]bleedingoutlaw28 67 points68 points ago

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K, so the last two times this was posted a circle-jerk thread ensued that started with:

I didn't get this for an embarrassingly long

I'm just here to squash that right now.

[–]NoHero3s 97 points98 points ago

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The last two what?

[–]bleedingoutlaw28 36 points37 points ago

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aw fuck. Here we go one more

[–]phrygN 39 points40 points ago

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I dont have for this.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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This happens all the and I never get it!

[–]sensors 19 points20 points ago

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Just take a little to think about it!

[–]Tomarse 19 points20 points ago

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Stop, hammer

[–]ApolloXLII 3 points4 points ago

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Thyme.

[–]Gonzo9 -2 points-1 points ago

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One more what? You forgot to finish your sentence.

[–]bleedingoutlaw28 1 point2 points ago

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that's a woosh, good buddy.

[–]SolidDexter 1 point2 points ago

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I'm just now getting this comic.

[–]metalbiscuits 12 points13 points ago

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Just in the nick of

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wtf is this word on the right side of your points ?

[–]bleedingoutlaw28 0 points1 point ago

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idk. What does it say? Maybe you tagged me as something.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It said 'hour' but nvm

[–]Vicktus 9 points10 points ago

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TREESTARS!!!

[–]UnknownArchive 7 points8 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
The Land Before Time 0coms 6pts 4mos funny
The Land Before Time 0coms 0pts 9mos pics
For some reason, this never fails to hit my funny bone 1com -1pt 5mos pics
The Land Before Time 2coms 2pts 8mos reddit.com
The Land Before Time 3coms 2pts 10mos funny
The Land Before Time 315coms 1905pts 11mos pics
The Land Before Time 1com 2pts 2mos funny
The Land Before Time 3coms 5pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Vankrizzle 3 points4 points ago

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You should come out. You should. You are late. Yes, you are. Yep yep yep.

[–]TerminalHappiness 23 points24 points ago

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I don't care if it's a horrendous repost, it makes me laugh every time so I'll upvote it.

[–]omyaa 41 points42 points ago

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laugh every what?

[–]thoughtfuldrew 3 points4 points ago

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It's all in the

[–]gorramshiny 4 points5 points ago

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Same here. This is the one repost that makes me laugh every .

[–]TesticleToe 8 points9 points ago

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My mom has this printed out and hung on her fridge.

[–]almosteeen58 4 points5 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]TesticleToe 2 points3 points ago

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Are you disapproving me? Or my mom? Or that this image is so old my mom has it printed out and hung on her fridge?

Edit: It's also laminated. She laminated it.

[–]almosteeen58 0 points1 point ago

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I'm disapproving the part that your mom hung it on the fridge.

[–]GenBrrrbupSideburns 4 points5 points ago

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If only it was the Land Before Reposts

[–]questionablemoose 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What? Are we going to expect Morris Day to go out there and sing a capella or some shit?

[–]thinkin 1 point2 points ago

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80% of the time always funny...always.

[–]lovelydayfora 1 point2 points ago

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80% of the what?

[–]boyangfu 1 point2 points ago

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BUT HOW DID THE FIRST DINOSAUR KNOW ABOUT TIME?

[–]uri_76 1 point2 points ago

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TIME TIME TIME WHAT IS TIME TIME JOKE HAHAAHAHAHAHAH TIME TIME WHAT IS IT? WHAT DID YOU SAY ? TIME? WHATS THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT? HAHAAHAAHAHA TIME?111!

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[–]omjezus 6 points7 points ago

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a dozen what?

[–]DoctorIanMalcolm 1 point2 points ago

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LIFE FINDS A WAY

[–]The_Exploding_Boy 5 points6 points ago

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I will upvote this every

[–]New-Dude 5 points6 points ago

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you are part of the problem

[–]Anticitizen-Zero 0 points1 point ago

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He'll possibly explode soon

[–]AnAlpaca 2 points3 points ago

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older than the internet but always funny.

[–]Naked_Lady 5 points6 points ago

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older than what?

erhm wait.....

[–]sensors 1 point2 points ago

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This has been reposted at least two, possibly more. Still makes me laugh every single though.

[–]Ginnysaurus 0 points1 point ago

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God I love dinosaur humor

[–]Jack_Squire 0 points1 point ago

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Obligatory reference to the eleventh Doctor.

[–]tinykuhn 0 points1 point ago

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I don't care if this is a repost. I love it!

[–]usualghost 0 points1 point ago

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He has tiny hands, how did he tie the bowtie?

:(

[–]Ben__Linus 0 points1 point ago

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can someone explain this i never watched the show as a kid

[–]CaitlinSarah87 2 points3 points ago

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I feel so bad for you. Btw, it wasn't a show. It was a movie... Only the first one matters, so pay no attention to the 13+ sequels.

[–]Ben__Linus 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't watch Harry Potter either. : (

[–]CaitlinSarah87 0 points1 point ago

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Meh, you're not missing much. Good guy wins, bad guy loses, etc.

[–]Fawkz 0 points1 point ago

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This is the one repost I am absolutely ok with.

[–]SonOfaMerica 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't get it, then I got it and ILUVSIT

[–]danoll 0 points1 point ago

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Finally!

[–]closedminded123 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see why everyone thinks that this is just the funniest shit out there. This isn't even a little bit funny.

[–]bobisoft2k5 0 points1 point ago

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[–]JMaggot 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, so it's "The Land Before Time" and one dinosaur asked if it took a long time to put that tie on, and the other one is confused because it is the land before time........

ಠ_ಠ

[–]esPhys 0 points1 point ago

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lol, What!?! Hell, I was going to post this last night... oh well. Have an upvote...

[–]CookedPork 0 points1 point ago

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My ex has this on her fridge...what the hell?

[–]merkedya727 0 points1 point ago

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I am an Idiot!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

[–]Repost_Down_Voter -1 points0 points ago

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THIS SHIT AGAIN?

Downvote

[–]hitter891 0 points1 point ago

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So i read this, was confused, went back to reddit, and then got it a couple posts later. awesome.

[–]eater_pay 0 points1 point ago

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After watching LBT as a kid, I wanted to be a dinosaur so bad.

[–]greenet 11 points12 points ago

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stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job

[–]pranavrc 0 points1 point ago

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Timeless

[–]hippiechan -2 points-1 points ago

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whatless?

[–]verdatum -1 points0 points ago

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What the fuck did I just read?!?!?

[–]justinsand 13 points14 points ago

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A severe repost.

[–]ctoph13 -1 points0 points ago

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How is this still getting up votes?

[–]sultan_drops[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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sorry to repost. the honest truth is that my girlfriend likes to organize my computer, which fuckin pisses me off, and i went to save a bruce lee picture/quote from the front page and saw this in her personal pictures/downloads folder. i thought she did it in mspaint or something, didn't even know it was a repost.

[–]JimmerUK -2 points-1 points ago

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Sorry to say, but your girlfriend's not this funny.

[–]sultan_drops[S] -5 points-4 points ago

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at least i have one

[–]Ashikahotchu -1 points0 points ago

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[–]neomatrix248 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]McJerkin -2 points-1 points ago

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Oh god. My husband had to explain this. facepalm Gah, I'm stoopid DX

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[–]Skid_Markie 0 points1 point ago

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Really dude?

[–]Turnowchyk3 -3 points-2 points ago

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This is worth it every damn time..

[–]Doomyy 0 points1 point ago

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Every damn what?

[–]Repost_Check -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]wyorev -5 points-4 points ago

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2 minutes later, and I'm still laughing. Today's winner is this.