Vampires ..

An_Emo_Dinosaur · 8 months

Obvious troll.

LadySportsFan · 8 months

My mother, growing up in the 60's, was told by her crazy swamp aunt that the only way to keep a man was to put a few drops of your menstruation in his coffee every morning.

True Story.

Is this woman from the south?

xKillerDreag · 8 months

Man is this subreddit infested with 12 year olds? It's an extremely obvious troll, just look at the fucking profile picture.

CaptainJackSparrow23 · 8 months

Still a better love story than Twilight

tummler · 8 months

Adding to an already lengthy list of reasons to avoid people who enjoy Twilight.

Yatterman · 8 months

Really? Reposting after 1 day? For shame /r/wtf , for shame.

Grid9 · 8 months

I think I'm going to buy some of those CSI strips that turn blue when they touch blood and test all food that I eat.

richardsim7 · 8 months

i usually just save the blood i lose naturally each month

I'm eating a yoghurt and this is the point where I froze midair the with spoon - WTF

joecamo · 8 months

Well, i WAS hungry. Even if this is fake, god damnit it probably happened somewhere.

All the more reason to hate Twilight.

im_in_a_bad_mood · 8 months

'10 minutes ago'

stupid-head · 8 months

"sucking on my tampons"..

I threw up in my mouth on that one. Well done, troll http://imgur.com/gallery/jg9vi

roguealchemist · 8 months

Even if it is a troll, this is a genuine practiced Hoodoo love spell. You can read more about it here and here. I stumbled upon this thanks to a radio show that was talking about a blues song that referenced this specific hoodoo spell. It seems that the science that drives it is pheromones.

EDIT: In no way do I condone the use of bodily fluids in any non-consensual way.

NoHelmet · 8 months

The world needs a Van Helsing fan more dedicated than the Twilight fans.

darkesnow · 8 months

Fucking Twilight. That bitch has SO MUCH to answer for.

kbuis · 8 months

"I've been experimenting with eating my own blood since the twilight books first came out ... "

Alright, next link.

bcd87 · 8 months

TIL: Sucking used tampons turns you into a vampire.

omegaweapon · 8 months

i've been fapping into my gf's food for some time now. has she become a pornstar yet?

HireALLTheThings · 8 months

Got to the tampons part and had to stop. Troll or not, that's fucking disgusting.

lurch00 · 8 months

If you liked this, you might also enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcx8sV27xrA

MasterBator1259 · 8 months

I've seen this like three times today. STOP POSTING THIS LINK!!!

[deleted] · 8 months

Because Yahoo is a paragon of legitimate information.

samofny · 8 months

Vampire Zoned!

s0n- · 8 months

you caught this after 2 minutes! Man you are lucky to have such great timing!

MacStylee · 8 months

I've been turning my partner into a snot vampire for a number of months now too.
We have these crunchy bacon bits, and I've been sprinkling everything I can spare for a long time. Luckily I have a lot of nose bleeds, so the colour matches almost perfectly.

Sometimes I just sprinkle a little in my friend's bacon bits.

My fantasy is for her to roll her tongue up and suction me clean, but every time I even broach the subject she's always "Not now we're on the train, or with her parents, or at the supermarket" and so on.

Help Reddit! What should I do?

Caisey · 8 months

Its still a better love story than Twilight.

enphaux · 8 months

Can a nigga get a nsfl (not safe for lunch)?

agore30 · 8 months

sukara cullen...seems legit.

w00tworthy · 8 months

False! Vampires can't feast on dead blood or have menstrual cycles!

Scarydoll · 8 months

Well that's it.

Alex-the-3217th · 8 months

No space ship? No problem!

caveboi_p12 · 8 months

Twilight really did fuck a generation up

nageldrucker · 8 months

oh it feels so right to be gay, when I read stuff like that

halleftw · 8 months

Aaaaaaaaaaaand I'm done with the internet for tonight

thelastquestion · 8 months

I was eating spaghetti bolognese when I clicked this link. Keyword being 'was'.

heebus · 8 months

That is enough Reddit for today.

AcOrP · 8 months

never ever getting twilight fan girl for g/f :D

TheAwakeningXIII · 8 months

This is my kind of girl!

spicymeataballa · 8 months

Please be a troll, please be a troll, please be a troll.

MrLegend · 8 months

I am actually just vampired out, nothing relating to vampire is tolerable anymore because the this shitty twilight revolution.....huuuuuhhhhh

thesage005 · 8 months

wow that is so so so so so creepy

drdragos · 8 months

I saw 4chan gore...ok I've been on spacedick...easy But this is fucking gross

whiskeyeyes · 8 months

and now I don't want to finish lunch

Bonesy17 · 8 months

I wish I hadn't read this.

Upvote.

soggit · 8 months

Yahoo answers: Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

Thrupp08 · 8 months

Pardon me while I go throw up a little bit. Thanks.

cougarclaws · 8 months

I raged with the force of a thousand suns

BlessYourFace · 8 months

haha

derpinasucksballs · 8 months

I don't want to live on this GALAXY.

PERIOD.

haha

shitterplug · 8 months

Reddit is so easy to troll...

Setheron · 8 months

Wait. This doesn't work?

Robak · 8 months

TIL: Never date fangirls of Twilight. I mean NEVER.

hemstreet · 8 months

If this is real, this is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen on the internet.

K-Lynn · 8 months

That made my stomach hurt...fucking disgust

Fealiks · 8 months

This is so romantic

Wulfricbunny · 8 months

This cannot be real. For the love of god, please don't make this real.

Yereno · 8 months

The only proper reaction.

dmg924 · 8 months

I'm done with the internet

lumpystumps · 8 months

Never trust anything that bleeds once a month and doesn't die

me82009 · 8 months

and im done with the internet for the day

dahooruu · 8 months

I laughed and gagged at the same time....kinda like watching someone's reaction to 2 girls 1 cup and then accidentally looking at the video yourself for a second

funfungiguy · 8 months

Welp, this shit just made me the most productive worker at work for the day.

Jurikeh · 8 months

what in thee actual fuck?

malbrecht92 · 8 months

People like this should be put to sleep

gergsie · 8 months

This is dumb. Everybody knows that cooking the blood kills the vampire virus.

seieibob · 8 months

It's fun posting dumb questions there. I once asked if corn was a mammal because it had fur. Turns out it isn't!

lioffproxy · 8 months

I dont care if it was a troll. That story really captured the essence of young teens in America. O_O

IllusionOfDespair · 8 months

There once was a vampire called Mable, Who's periods were really quite stable, So every full moon, She pulled out a spoon, And drank herself under the table.

:-)

TruthAlone · 8 months

O_________________________________________________________________________O

s13rian · 8 months

Period Popsicles

obsleet · 8 months

. . . . EEEEEEWWWWWEEEEEE!

bluepill2 · 8 months

No way this is real. Right? Right?! Please...

SceneAisle · 8 months

NO! NO NO NO NO NO! NOOO! NONONONONONOOO!!! NO!!! ... no....

Num83rGuy · 8 months

Well, apparently you can go full retard.

Badmojoe · 8 months

That's disgusting, why would he want to watch Twilight?

whowantstobefriends · 8 months

The sheer amount of Dr. Farnsworths made me lol. Otherwise, this is obviously a troll. Or at least that is what I am telling myself.

alexkitsune · 8 months

I read the sucking on a tampon part, and noped the hardest I ever have.

luft-waffle · 8 months

I screamed at the ceiling until my throat bled after reading this.

[deleted] · 8 months

Eww, she made him watch Twilight movies... gross!

HuskyDog78 · 8 months

I feel bad for her boyfriend

lfvhfb · 8 months

What in the actual fuck did I just read?

WTF

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