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[–]ChampionMao 17 points18 points ago

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that steak is smoking that joint backwards. not that i would know

[–]Ntopper 4 points5 points ago

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interesting, we must apply science to insure that your hypothesis is correct. Acquire a marijuana cigarette and meet me here at twenty-after four a-clock to conduct important research.

[–]StonyBuchek 2 points3 points ago

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At least its not lit

[–]9sp7ky3 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Pungaboy[S] 4 points5 points ago

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THESE STEAKS ARE JUST TOO DAMN HIGH!

[–]9sp7ky3 0 points1 point ago

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thanks....couldn't figure out how to actually put the image in a comment, seen it before...close enough

[–]slayer8a 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty colors.

[–]khyberkitsune 1 point2 points ago

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And now I am inspired to try making a 'High Steak' dish.

Now where'd I put my budder.....

[–]Sondrita 2 points3 points ago

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mega repost

[–]shazper 1 point2 points ago

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game poster

[–]Sondrita 1 point2 points ago

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LOL im still laughing! xD r/trees

[–]jfletcherp 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there

[–]Harold_Grundelson 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder how long it will take this repost to get reposted again? The over-under is 5 1/2 months.

[–]ilikecheese121 0 points1 point ago

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This belongs in r/WTF...

[–]FlanCrest 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer this shirt version.

From noisebot.com. I wear it to all of my exams.

[–]mccscott 0 points1 point ago

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THC Bones? WTF?

[–]commentposter 0 points1 point ago

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Whoever created this strained WAY too hard to create a pun

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

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r/trees would like this.

[–]donkeyjr12 0 points1 point ago

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Also used in Eminem lyric from "Cinderella Man":

'My filet is smoking weed, yea the stakes are high'

[–]MJZMan 0 points1 point ago

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Those steaks are totally roasted.

[–]jbrand1 0 points1 point ago

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Ah this brings back fond memories of the psychedelic cat photoshop.

[–]Ghash 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it, the mandelbrot set has nothing to do with gambling nor steaks.

[–]poopitypong 0 points1 point ago

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It took me way to long to get this. When i explained it to my borther he said "so the cows got really high?" He doesnt understand

[–]mccscott 0 points1 point ago

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you didn't explain it to your borther very well

[–]Username777 0 points1 point ago

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High Steaks gambling

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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my potato is baked, homie.

[–]IAmTheBaron 0 points1 point ago

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the vegies on my plate can fly

[–]chadridesabike 0 points1 point ago

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[–]P3ngwinz 0 points1 point ago

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minus whale upvote this

[–]meantism 0 points1 point ago

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you just... you don't even.

[–]chterrible -1 points0 points ago

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"High" has multiple meanings and steaks and stakes are spelled the same! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[–]Kensairabbit37 -4 points-3 points ago

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r/trees please!

[–]heofthepotada -2 points-1 points ago

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I agree r/trees would greatly enjoy this.... ...delicious...steeeeeeeak...

[–]Hero_of_One -1 points0 points ago

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We have enough reposts thanks...