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[–]shannonigans__ 1 point2 points ago*

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that made my insides hurt

[–]bluescreen_life 0 points1 point ago

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Good thing they got cut down before he knew how to use them... That ghost hurt me like hell

[–]rephil0309 0 points1 point ago

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A great example of Natural Selection

[–]ddxxdd 0 points1 point ago

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I've been looking at this for about 5 minutes now, and I still can't figure out what happened.

The kid turned the skateboard sideways. But I can't decipher if the back end of the rider's skateboard landed on top of the stationary skateboard or if the back end landed on the side of the stationary skateboard.

If the back end of the rider's skateboard landed on top of the stationary skateboard, then how did the rider's right foot get stuck on the stationary skateboard?

If the back end of the rider's skateboard landed tangent to- but not on top of- the stationary skateboard, then when did the rider pick up his right foot and place it on top of the stationary skateboard?

It's quite puzzling to me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What if he was trying to land his board across the other? Stacked like a + sign?

[–]ddxxdd 0 points1 point ago

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Well he would need to stack the stationary board parallel to his board instead of perpendicular. That way, he wouldn't have to do a jump AND magically twist the board 90 degrees.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Good point.

Maybe he's just an idiot then?

[–]ddxxdd 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

C'mon, at least he tried.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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no, wait, I think I've got it:

He placed the board as an obstacle to kickflip over. He got halfway through the jump and thought he was going to stack, so he tried to jump off the board and then got confused as to which was his. The boards went opposite ways, and he ends up like a female gymnast.

[–]ddxxdd 1 point2 points ago

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I think we have a winner!

Get a Ph.D. in physics so we can send you to the Collider to figure THAT shit out.

[–]andrewsmith1986 0 points1 point ago

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The logic was all there.

[–]gojetafajita 0 points1 point ago

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He skates mongo. He deserves it.

[–]electricbamboo 0 points1 point ago

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that's what you get for pushing mongo

[–]REPOSTS_SUCK_SHIT -1 points0 points ago

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So that's a repost, moving on. Don't ever post another repost to reddit ever again.

[–]CerealMen -2 points-1 points ago

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Yeah the worst luck of all time... if you don't include anybody who was involved in the holocaust, or anybody who's been involved in a freak accident of some sort.

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