Sure, you laugh at the cat but suddenly you realize you've now started to think about your legs when you weren't previously. All the sudden, the back of your knees are crying out and it's not uncomfortable but before you can brush off that thought, you feel your butt. Your butt is now being thought about by you and, I dare you, flex it. That's it, game over, you flexed your butt and now you're aware. You're aware that your butt is touching the chair or couch you're sitting on and it't not uncomfortable but you didn't realize all the parts of your body are feeling something too.

It's alright, they don't matter. What matters is that you didn't wipe as well as you thought you did. Suddenly your asshole needs to be wiped. It's clean, I assure you, but you have to go to the bathroom and wipe it off some more. It'll feel good. In fact, it's just what you need.