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[–]rschnell 106 points107 points ago

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The only time Brock Sampson will ever have a limp wrist.

[–]knirefnel 30 points31 points ago

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"I once jerked off 12 times in one day just to see if I could."

-Brock Samson

[–]Midwestvibe 2 points3 points ago

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Well I mean who hahh...well. nevermind.

[–]UnknownArchive 56 points57 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Swedish Killing Machine 2coms -5pts 5mos reddit.com
Boss Hogg Gangsta? 0coms -1pt 23dys gifs
How to get hit by a car like a boss! 1com 16pts 1mo funny
How to get hit by a car like a boss 271coms 922pts 4mos funny
How to Get Hit by a Car Like a Boss 23coms 96pts 7mos funny
You know you're a badass if you do this 43coms 191pts 8mos funny
How to get hit by a car like a boss. 397coms 2023pts 1yr funny

source: karmadecay

[–]BrockFan 28 points29 points ago

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I'm not going to lie. I knew all of these were linking to the same gif. I clicked all of them anyway. My life is better this way.

[–]imightbearobot 1 point2 points ago

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At least we know that "How to get a ride" is funnier than:

"How to get hit by a car like a boss!"

"How to get hit by a car like a Boss"

but not as funny as:

"How to get hit by a car like a boss"

"How to get hit by a car like a boss."

How will "How to get Hit like a Bawz!" fare?

Tune in next month!

[–]upthatknowledge 26 points27 points ago

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Among all the excessive violence I have seen Brock Samson commit somehow this is the most bad ass.

[–]DocFGeek 76 points77 points ago

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I'm sure this is a repost.

But I can't downvote Brock fucking Sampson.

[–]OckhamsRaiser 5 points6 points ago

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Since this is a big venture bros circle jerk I thought I'd share my favorite moment

[–]Powerdusk 2 points3 points ago

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Forgot about that part, started coughing chip crumbs all over my desk from laughter. Thanks.

[–]Specific_Mime 12 points13 points ago

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They hit me with a truck...

[–]musky88 13 points14 points ago

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I'm not very hip on cartoons... what is this show called?

[–]shadowman_no9 40 points41 points ago

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The Venture Brothers. And it's excellent (seasons 1 & 2 are some of my all-time favorite television).

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[–]HittingSmoke 6 points7 points ago

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Meh, depends on your taste. The early seasons were more campy, which is what made me fall in love with it in the first place. As they start actually developing story and relationships then got better in that sense, but it lost some of it's former charm.

[–]abadphilosopher 5 points6 points ago

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I would disagree, the show as a whole slowly builds momentum and moulds the characters into three dimensional beings

[–]HittingSmoke 0 points1 point ago

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You're not disagreeing, you just reworded what I said.

[–]abadphilosopher 1 point2 points ago

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well to clarify, i think the show is well planned and at the same time sporadic, but i do not think the later seasons lose the charm of the show as a whole because of the character development. I think it progresses past that humor (which i will admit is gold) and moves on in a natural way. So to summarize, i think the show is consistently amazing.

[–]Lingua_Franca2 4 points5 points ago

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when is the next season coming out?

[–]ThePTouch 3 points4 points ago*

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Probably about when Half-Life: Episode 3 comes out.

[–]Lingua_Franca2 3 points4 points ago

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wait...I'M MISSING THE NEXT SEASON? GOD DAMMIT.

[–]ThePTouch 2 points3 points ago

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I thought about making that clearer at first but I didn't. I meant Half-Life Ep 3, because it takes them so God damned long to release new seasons. It took like 2 years just to get a complete season 4.

[–]Lingua_Franca2 1 point2 points ago

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you scared me, I started trying to find them somewhere online to watch. disaster averted, everyone. We can all go back to our normal lives again.

[–]JereHakala 1 point2 points ago

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You should use IMDB for things like these

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417373/

[–]ColHunterGathers 0 points1 point ago

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Seasons 1-4 are some of my all time favorite television.

[–]yoshiarecool 0 points1 point ago

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Meh. Season one was sorta like the Simpsons season 1. Some really cool scenes, but most of the time they were throwing characterization abd ideas at the wall and seeing what stuck. Season Two onward is nothing but amazing stuff

[–]blart_history 0 points1 point ago

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If you try to search it, you may have more luck with "Venture Bros."

[–]shadowman_no9 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Tattered 4 points5 points ago

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Parent walked into the room. I immediately tryed to find a scene that would make it look appropriate but I ended up landing on Boobs, chastity belt, and a huge boner

[–]maddscientist 3 points4 points ago

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I've never see Venture Bros before, and that clip just convinced me to go watch every episode of this show. Thank you, fellow redditor.

[–]erythro 0 points1 point ago

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had a similar experience a few months ago.

waiting on season 5. I regret nothing.

[–]agile52 0 points1 point ago

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I'll be in my bunk.

[–]pnutbuttaslap 7 points8 points ago

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Chuck Norris ain't got shit on this guy.

[–]BeGentleItsMy1stTime 6 points7 points ago

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Venture Bros new season can't come fast enough.

[–]clusterfuzz 7 points8 points ago

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"I feel like Catherine the Great."

[–]fireorgan 4 points5 points ago

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again...

[–]VOTE_FOR_PEDRO 1 point2 points ago

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don't you know the rules?

[–]deathbytray 2 points3 points ago

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He knows the rules and so do I.

[–]lgroeni 3 points4 points ago

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God this show is awesome. Season 5 better come soon.

[–]TomIsACult 1 point2 points ago

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Brock Samson is the one fictional character with no powers that I believe could beat Batman's ass into oblivion.

[–]mrlima 1 point2 points ago

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Dibs on the cigarette butt.

[–]piemanz333 1 point2 points ago

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trust fall

[–]Polifrog 1 point2 points ago

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Good to see that lots of people love Venture Bros! Patrick Warburton actually is one of our neighbors and his family is good friends with ours. Really awesome guy all in all.

[–]bmseely 0 points1 point ago

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wow cool, i met him at a taping of rules and man is he ever a nice guy. spent 5 minutes chatting with my wife and I as we (audience members) were leaving and caught his eye. Man, i wish i could get an autograph, but shaking his hand was enough for sure.

[–]PizzaGood 0 points1 point ago

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I'm generally not a big celebrity chaser but I think Patrick Warburton would be pretty cool to meet.

[–]wolfdream23 1 point2 points ago

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Like A Boss....

[–]blaze_all_day 1 point2 points ago

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Refuckingpost.

[–]wickedwick 1 point2 points ago

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Brock Fucking Sampson

[–]WaldronDahl 1 point2 points ago

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I just bought the box set of Venture Brothers yesterday. Can't wait to watch them all. On a side note, it was tagged at £50 and they tried to sell it to me for that in HMV, but at Fopp (Where they were sold out) they said it was only 20. So I asked the HMV guy to recheck that it's £50 and for a while I was pretty convinced he would've conned me if I hadn't asked. So 20 quid for the whole box set, first world success.

[–]jdb12 6 points7 points ago

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Reminds me of Saints Row the Third....

[–]Kessnerd 3 points4 points ago

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You've got me kicking myself for not making my dude look like Brock. But it just wouldn't be the same without this guy's excellent voice acting.

[–]Sven2774 2 points3 points ago

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You know... he would have been perfect for that game. Hell they put Burt fucking Reynolds in it!

[–]ster1ing 1 point2 points ago

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Brock motherfucking Samson, my skyrim character is based after him just his fists and a dagger.

[–]twelveyearold 3 points4 points ago

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repost everything!

[–]inthrees 7 points8 points ago

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If it's a gif, it's been posted to reddit already.

If you just shut down photoshop after saving the gif you just created, then maybe it hasn't been posted already.

Maybe.

[–]wisewizard 1 point2 points ago

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A man and his car share a special, almost spiritual bond. Crazy ladies should remember that before they try an steal a man's car.

[–]van_gofuckyourself 0 points1 point ago

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Out of all the episodes of Venture Brother's I'd seen, this was the first one where I actually paused, stared at the TV with my jaw on the floor, rewound, and watched again 4 or 5 times.

[–]Kessnerd 0 points1 point ago

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Me too! This is my favorite scene in the series thus far.

[–]InformalDinner 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah there is definitely a dead man in the passengers seat

[–]siouxu 0 points1 point ago

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It's like some sort of animated Cowboy Henk but with less WTF

[–]non_existing_person 0 points1 point ago

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You my friend have entertained me for a good 3 minutes.

[–]darthcider 0 points1 point ago

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Then could you sing to me? Could you sing a Technotronic song? Maybe... "Pump Up The Jam"?

[–]Themingemac 0 points1 point ago

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Saints row 3.

[–]Mr_Ham 0 points1 point ago

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Wow Johnny Bravo turned into a real badass.

[–]flamingboard 0 points1 point ago

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Go team repost! The inflatable tuxedo boat was pretty good too.

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[–]jbrookeiv 1 point2 points ago

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No. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Red_Dog1880 0 points1 point ago

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I really need to start watching this, my friends keep recommending it but I never got around to it.

[–]BittyTang 0 points1 point ago

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TRUST FALL!

[–]jonathanrdt 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yeah. We're doin' this.

[–]austarter 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like my kids will one day ask me "Where were you when Brock Samson did it?" and I will answer...

[–]sfwestbank 0 points1 point ago

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extreme trust falling, Brock Sampson edition

[–]mccarthy88 0 points1 point ago

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damn thats funny. what episode did he do that in?

[–]wshatch 0 points1 point ago

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I think it was titled "When the Caged Bird Kills" and I think it was in season 2 maybe 3.

[–]kceb 6 points7 points ago

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T'was called "I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills". Season 2 was possibly my favorite season because of Dr. Henry Killinger

[–]HittingSmoke 4 points5 points ago

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and his magic murder bag.

[–]ClashM 1 point2 points ago

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"Your powers are useless on me you silly billy."

[–]mccarthy88 0 points1 point ago

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awesome thanks

[–]KakarikoGirl 0 points1 point ago

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best show ever

[–]AYONEEGUH 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–]chitwin -1 points0 points ago

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BROCK SAMPSON!!!!!

[–]wcpackerfan -1 points0 points ago

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the definition of badass

[–]ThePTouch -1 points0 points ago

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This scene is great and all, but this show has so much more to offer, that's even better than this.

[–]FistThePooper6969 -1 points0 points ago

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Go Team Venture!

[–]Rizzlamuerte -1 points0 points ago

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THANKS!!! Ive been searching this for years

[–]Bobsutan -1 points0 points ago

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I've seen this before but I have no idea what it's from.

edit: :scrolls down:

Ah. Ventura Brothers.

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[–]SomeRandomAsshole 21 points22 points ago

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Chuck Norris jokes are so old, The Amish are allowed to tell them.

[–]Neiliobob 0 points1 point ago

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This.....is excellent.